ik valentine's day was technically yesterday now but it's still Their day......... they are celebrating with kisses and bad movies and a nice walk through the forest
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JOHN: this movie is so bad. it’s like watching a train wreck. a train wreck full of clowns. clowns who are also on fire. and they’re screaming. and they’re trying to put out the fire with more fire. and then the train explodes. and then the explosion explodes. and then the universe explodes. and then the explosion of the universe explodes. and then god explodes. and then the explosion of god explodes. and then everything is just explosions. explosions everywhere. forever.
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@mushroom-for-art
Why not, i got the idea, i'm absolutely obsessed anyway lmao-
[BACKSTAGE YELLING]
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*May is looking through the tag in the same site, outta nowhere she finds a post with the tag that starts as some ARG*
May: wh- it's posted by "a-lone-mic"... That text takes me somewhere, imma check-
*she taps the text on the post, it takes her to a single reblog thread filled with... Songs, and different names*
May: what the fuck-???
*silence fills the room, until...*
May: hey what's up with this FNF: The Black Eyes thingy??
Oh that? I've seen shit about it, teasers and progress on it, some concept of Mewtwo with a mic, weird shit.
May: ah okay- and you're in it too?
How did you know.
May: snrk- it's pretty fuckin' obvious, for so many reasons i can't even list them!
And it'll be fun, i'll be looking like a king and everybody is gonna want me!
May: SAYS THE RICH BRITISH WHITE BOY STARBUCKS DRINK THIEF.
Awww come ooooonnnnn move on from the past already!
May: SEE?? THAT ACCENT, IT'S THAT VOICE, YOU FUCKING MENACE!
wheEeeeeeEeeeEEeeze- it's only rumours! You don't have the evidence! I don't even like them!
May: THEN WHY DO YOU DRINK THEM WHILE I'M GONE??? ASSHAT.
*the Lost Silver lookin' ass is HOLLERING*
HELP.
May: besides, aren't the thirst posts enough??
Nope, i think it'd be funny-
*he's giggling*
May: you're a dickhead you know that? These people man... Unbelievable how thirsty they are!
Matt: hey wouldn't it be funny if you were shoved into the mod?
May: MATT. MATT DON'T DO THIS TO ME. I'M NOT GONNA BE IN THE SAME PLACE AS THIS SELFISH STARBUCKS DRINK STEALING ASSHOLE.
Matt: ye ya will haha-
May: MATT I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR LIVER.
Matt: wheEeeeeeEeeeEEeeze-
May:
POV: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU.
Matt: HEP ME-
Yeah you're better off away from the mod, you'd have to sing against a very annoying little kid and take it from me, you don't deserve such a tormenting expirience.
It's fucking painful, i'm telling you!
May: GOOD, THAT'S WHAT YA GET FOR STEALING MY DRINKS.
Matt: hElp me i cAN't-
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