#mobei-jun: daddy?

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe, to Shen Qingqiu: Wife~

Shen Qingqiu, covering his face: Binghe! Don't call me that in public!!

Lan Wangji, to Wei Wuxian: Wife.

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan! You're soo shameless~

Hua Cheng, to Xie Lian: Wi-

Hua Cheng: No, I can't disrespect gege this way

Xie Lian: Don't worry San Lang! You can be my wife!!

Hua Cheng: Gege is so smart

[nibbelraz]

I completely forgot about the second "Daddy Airplane" incident

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Just saw an svsss fic tagged “kiss kiss fall in love” and now I can’t stop thinking of an svsss ouran high au where Luo Binghe put together a host club made of Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge, Mobei-Jun, Shang Qinghua, Tianlang-jun, Zhuzhi-lang, and honor student, Shen Yuan (who’s older brother, Shen Jiu, might murder the lot of them), who stumbled into music room 3 one day and is now their errand boy that Luo Binghe is obsessed with.

[waitineedaname]

the most hilarious thing about the ages of the transmigrators in svsss is that bingqiu is the one with the teacher/student age difference kink but shen yuan is MAX ten years older than binghe, and moshang is the one that seems like they'd be peers but shang qinghua is at least twenty (probably closer to thirty) years older than mobei-jun

[raddestrose]

I cannot take him seriously right now, hes gotta stop referring to himself as daddy

[confuzing]

Sha Hualing: Hey I'm trying to decide if I should kill my new boyfriend or just dump him- what's the worse thing your partner has ever done to you?

Luo Binghe: *stares into space and screams internally*

Mobei Jun: Pretty sure he gave me a kink against my will.

Sha Hualing: ...Well now I need details.

Luo Binghe: Yeah me too.

Mobei Jun: Well he'd just saved my life, which was you know obviously hot.

Luo Binghe: Obviously.

Mobei Jun: And then he started yelling at me and pinching my cheeks and saying he was my Daddy and it was ...also... hot...

Sha Hualing: Wow.

Luo Binghe: Wait is that a kink?

Sha Hualing: WOW. You two are freaks. I'm never asking either of you for relationship advice ever again.

[gaywarcriminals]

Rating Scum Villian characters based on how milfy they are:

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu: an easy 10/10. You can’t tell your disciplesonwife that you wouldn’t abort him without becoming a milf.

Luo Binghe: and on the opposite end of the spectrum, 0/10! He’s just a little baby. He is 1,000 years younger than shizun and he likes it that way! He’s a wife, but an 18 y/o, husband’s-third-remarriage wife— he’s the same age as his husbands kids from the first wife. no milf vibes to be seen.

Liu Qingge: 1/10. Deep down he might have some parental traits, but as-is he is somewhere between weird (autistic) uncle and half-feral farm cat.

Liu Mingyan: 5/10. She’s still in her larva state of milfdom but someday she will be an excellent Mommy.

Ning Yingying: 3/10. Right now she’s baby and she likes it that way, but she has the bite of authority to her, and maybe in the far flung further she’ll spec into the Dommy Mommy skill tree.

Sha Hualing: 0/10. She’s baby, she’s a brat, she’s going to bite you and have a temper tantrum.

Shang Qinghua: 2/10. I have to give him a few points for being Binghe’s daddy, but we all know he’s a deadbeat dad who ran off with his new wife and left his kids alone with their step mom. The closest he gets to being nurturing is homoerotically saving his sexy OC, which is a Whole Different Thing.

Mobei-Jun: 5/10 for them tiddies.

Yue Qingyuan: 10/10. No I will not be explaining.

Shen Jiu: 9/10 because he’s abusive as only a mother can be 💖

Luo Bingge: -10/10. This man canonically has a fuck ton of kids and I don’t believe he knows any of their names. He is simply too Babygirl to parent 😔. SY come pick him up.

Qi Qingqi: 8/10 step on me mommy

Mu Qingfan: 6/10 I believe he can to unspeakable things to you while shushing you with a gentle smile

Tianlang-Jun: 7/10 for breedability, tits, and nephew raising, small point deduction for fumbling his actual son.

Su Xiyan: 0/10. She’s a Daddy, there’s a difference.

Zhuzhi-lang: -3/10 he is so tiny so small he is just a little guy just a snek

Madam Meiyin: 9/10 I fully believe all those succubi are her daughter-wives who she raises and teaches to hunt and comforts them when their prey gets away—

Six Balls: 6/6 six balls.

[ineffectualdemon]

The funniest thing about SVSSS is fans think that Binghe is jealous of the relationship between Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua

But in actuality I think a single rant about how annoying Shang Qinghua is would make him be absolutely fine about them

Like yes they are casual together but that's because Shen Qingqiu is chasing after him with a big stick

It's Mobei Jun who gets jealous because Shen Qingqiu chases after Shang Qinghua with a big stick

Also they both moved to protect Shang Qinghua at Maigu Ridge AND during the Abyss arc they were always going off together to do shit

Basically Mobei definitely low key sees him as a love rival

In a Modern Au Mobei would see himself as Shang Qinghua's sugar daddy and see Shen Qingqiu as a rival sugar daddy

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua just thinks he has a weird relationship with his boss and a best friend/hater who fusses

Shen Yuan just wants quality fiction about monsters damnit!

[aspiringjester]

not enough people put into practice the concept that in a complete identity reveal mobei jun can flex on binghe that lbh might be the protagonist but HE'S god's (daddy's) favorite

[sole-soul-survivor]

I personally think Mobei-Jun Uno reversed the whole ‘Daddy’ card sqh pulled in book 4

[disgracefulthings]

Mobei-Jun: Why dominate the world when you can dominate me?

Shang Qinghua: Why can't I do both?

[nibbelraz]

Imagining the airplane extras in the Shang Twins au is so funny because imagine you think finally your brother is standing up to this demon thats been running you to ground and all he does is pinch his cheeks and say the most wild incoherent shit known to man before leaving

[kingyoisland]

My most crack of crack person head cannon is that Shang Qinghua. The great Airplane shooting towards the side. Is a Cuban Chinese man. 🇨🇺🇨🇳

His mom was Cuban and his Dad was Chinese. In his first like. In his second his mom was Chinese and his dad was Cuban. He doesn’t know English but knows Spanish. The biggest reason he’s not outed as a fucking transmigrator early on because of his mumbling is that a lot of it is in Spanish. The entirety of the Who’s your daddy? Airplane monologue is in Spanish but he says the last line in Chinese.

In my head Shang Qinghua, Su Xiyan, and Binghe are the only characters with curly hair. AAAAAAND because the system fills with Plot holes I believe that Biological. Shang Qinghua is Su Xiyan brother through their father. Not being raised together. Kinda like Shang Qinghua’s Father Secret family. (This circles back stay with me). She gives birth to Luo Binghe who is picked up by the old washer woman.

WHO IS Shang Qinghua’s Mother. And because of her Ex Husband with curly hair teaching her new cultural foods she later teaches both her sons this food. Shang Qinghua and later Luo Binghe. and so know NO ONE CAN MAKE A CUBANO OR PERNI LIKE SHANG QINGUA AND LUO BINGHE!! They can make fucking CUBAN FOOD!! It’s also why these two canonically too the average svsss civilian got the head disciple position because of their ability to cook.

Shang Qinghua is a great cook on the level of Luo Binghe because they have the same teacher and I REFUSE. To believe otherwise.

- Tell me you don’t see this vision. Luo Binghe coming to pick up his Shizun after he has a meeting with Mobei Jun’s rat. Your Shizun walks out with a little Box of fucking Pan con Lechón that’s the name your Mother use to call it at least. You haven’t seen anybody now or since that can cook that food. First you get sad and are about to cry because another man cooked for Shizun. Then your mind goes too how is the fastest way I kill the rat without upsetting Shizun. And only then do you pause. IS THAT FUCKING PAN CON LECHÓN!!

- Also Mobei Jun knowing a surprising amount of Spanish just not when it’s spoken very quickly. Well he knows Shang Qinghua’s broken Spanderin. So he knows quite a bit. But like also not a miracle worker if Shang Qinghua talks any faster then normal he cannot understand a thing.

If you want more I have more please god I need to talk to someone about this please!!

[booksandmore]

liu qingge and his so highschool vibe. bingqiu and their but daddy i love him vibe. shang qinghua and his (from mobei jun’s pov) the smallest man who ever lived vibe. shen jiu and his whose afraid of little old me? vibe. cumplane and their the prophecy vibe. much to think abt

[expertnuerodiver]

Understanding Shang Qinghua's line in book 4 is funnier (Spoilers)

Shang Qinghua, or Airplane, views himself a father of all the characters of SVSSS. With the canon ship of him and Mobei-jun, the line "I'm your dad, call me daddy." makes sense.

To the characters around him, especially Mobei-jun, he must have thought it was something that turned on Shang Qinghua or wanted to be called instead of his name.

I can see Mobei-jun saying it for a while before a flustered hamster had ask him to stop. Imagine it being at a conference with the other demons too.

"Daddy." Mobei-jun says in a deep voice.

"Don't call me that!" Shang Qinghua shouts, flustered.

[tossawary]

I want to make a joke about how the SVSSS "Demon Trio" is a "Daddy issues? Yeah, I have daddy issues: that motherfucker is way too hard to kill!" club, except that I don't think Mobei-Jun has a confirmed patricide-attempt in either SVSSS or PIDW.

Mobei-Jun would've had to actually see his father to be able to kill him, I guess, if he even bothered to try at all. He was more like: "I'll just wait it out." (Or maybe: "I'll let my uncle do it"? Though that's still assuming that he thought one way or the other about his father at all, enough to want him dead.) Luo Binghe tried. Sha Hualing is the only one who successfully offed her demon lord father.