#mlm online

[war-forged-storms]

The things I’d give to have a mean trans cowboy put me on all fours and force my legs open so they can put a pail between them, just to jerk my tcock over and over again to milk every orgasm they can from me.

(Bonus points if they can get me to squirt into the bucket and make me swallow it)

[will80sbyers]

any type of censorship over LGBTQIA+ age appropriate themes / movies / books in schools is outright discrimination and should be called out as such

[spacedoutcowgirl]

🐞🐈‍⬛ mlb online — part 18!!

the office: lukadrien version

< part 17 part 19>

📑vale’s note: if you think about it (don’t think about im right) adrien really didn’t have crushes until he started school, so his versions of flirting have to be based on tv shows or whatever the fuck his dad and nathalie had going on.

[takemyteawithformaldehyde]

chubby bf..... sleep on his tummy....

[katsigian]

Hey what if we left people the fuck alone when it comes to their ships, yeah? Let people enjoy what they want to enjoy in this bleak fucking world instead of barging in with some lame and unneeded moral grandstanding. "UMM actually here's why your ship is problematic 🤓" how about we stop being judge-y and self righteous instead? What are you a cop? Because policing someone's ship in your 30's is embarrassing

If someone wants to ship their OCs with a certain dynamic or with a specific type of character, then that's FINE. Stop being a clown and vague posting about them. Unless there is something obviously wrong (i.e. underage and so on), your opinion need not be expressed in the most bitch-coded vaguepost

[usercelestial]

i genuinely think i might kill myself

[homucifer-ryotan]

This might feel last minute, but I will put this here anyways.

I am not an American, so I don’t know if I can personally sign this, but I will post it for my American follower/any other American to see this.

Please take a few minutes to sign this. If KOSA doesn't get stopped, it will be disastrous for everyone globally, not just Americans, or particularly LGBT Americans.

Also please use the links and phone numbers below to get votes against KOSA.

(Again credit to @super-firepaw119 for Rayburn House Office Building numbers above.)

Keep calm and please keep opposing KOSA in calls. Thank you.

[thebellekeys]

so is it confirmed? iwtv is tumblr’s hannibal of the 2020s?

[pretty-starboy]

i vent always loved the idea of someone masturbating to the thought of me. Especially if we interacted and you are so wet just from us talking that when you are finally alone you feel the need to just put your hand down your pants like you always wanted.

[over-extra-tapidoodles]

BREAKING NEWS: FRENCH MAN REJECTS GAYNESS AND LIVES TO REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF HIS CAREER

(Alt Title || POV: You’re Pierre at the end of the Chappell Roan animatic)

Reference:

A snippet of my convo btw my friend and I 💀:

[ohgodimyearning]

Promo... Hour? 🕑?

Hi there! My name is Carson and I'm married to Clockboy (aka the "it's a small world" clock)! 🥰🕑

Never done a promo hour before, but follow me if you like fluffy imagines because that's what I reblog a lot of lol. Also if you're a Disney parks selfshipper I want to be your best friend

(I only want other adults following this blog since I post/reblog suggestive stuff!)

My carrd with all my husbands and boyfriends (and info about who I am not comfortable sharing) is here:

Thanks for looking! ❤️

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Mutsuki is Transgender and MLM and uses he/him pronouns!

[teenagedracula]

This guy has me nearly posting the most teenage e-dater cringe on my blog centered around my thoughts as a 300 year old vampire

[sonics-left-shoe]

Tired of living in a period of enabled overconsumption and the quality of everything being replaced for cheaper alternatives with only higher prices. Tired of corporations being able to get away with selling products that won't last. Tired of unnecessary mass manufacturing. Tired of trends and impulsive purchases being encouraged by companies. Tired of celebrities being worshipped whilst they help destroy the environment. Tired of micro transactions and blatantly invasive advertisements everywhere. Tired of false advertisement, misinformation and clickbait being normalised. Tired of corporate fear mongering and blatant disregard of human livelihoods.

I'm so tired of all the wastefulness and cruelty and how corporations can just get away with it.

[sunnyyflowerrs]

saw a tiktok about zukka and all the comments were “can’t let gang know i fw zukka” and it just reminded me that not everyone has a deep rooted history with red and blue gay ships that stemmed from klance and therefore made you extremely compelled to ship any and all red and blue gays with no shame