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finally continuing on the sock puppet refsheets, its sandy and zeeb's dad, benny & pretty miss perfect princess's reboot actress, mixie means!
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Mixmaster from Transformers/Back To The Future.
#Mixmaster#Constructicons#Transformers#Maccadam#Transformers/Back To The Future#Hook is so MEAN to him in this#He was only telling the truth about you Hook#Don't be mean to your brother#Mixy has such a cute design#got a bit of heft to him and I love that he's the only Constructicon without a visor...
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haiiii 🌊 I haven’t posted here in. a while.
So what I have to offer you all is my cringe ass yumeship 💜 the love I have for this evil balding old man makes no sense to me but that’s okay
#fairly oddparents#fop hp#fop head pixie#yumeship#f/o#cc x oc#my art#I mean this with 100% sincerity I LOVE the head pixie#also here’s my sona Neo I don’t post him a lot here but I love him too#he’s my little skrunkly scrimblo#my little pixie mixie#I’m gonna go die of embarrassment now#BUT I LOVE YOU HP#he may not be the ruler of fairy world or this world here#but he rules my heart#fop fanart#did you know I’m soooo normal about pixies and fop in general (lie)#come talk to me about pixies i swear I’m normal
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*sweating* S-Scrapper...?
Ok, whatever. Here is my list from worst to best. All based on MY own opinions... My aroace opinions, but trust me.
What I think would make a theoretically "good partner": a well-paying job, keeps to himself, is respectful, is a mature gentleman, makes time for me, and is not overbearing. (take this as a general, all-encompassing archetype.)
Edit: Just realized my "good partner" is someone who doesn't bother me and helps me pay the bills. Omfg, it's so over.
Hook: I love him, but I love him far away from me. I believe you have to be a very particular type of person to handle Hook, and that's for sure not me. He'd be so fucking abusive (on purpose or not), just that type of partner who judges your every hobby and interest as inferior and tries to change you into the perfect version of who they think you should be. Well-paying jobs though,,,
Bonecrusher: He's not an arrogant asshole like Hook... But the anger issues are a deal-breaker. For instance, if he got angry and tried to hit me or break one of my belongings, I'd hit him back. Fuck it. (OW! MY FINGERS!)
Scavenger: I don't have the grace nor the patience necessary to deal with his low self-esteem and people-pleasing behaviors. It's not him... It's me...
Mixmaster: Eh, neither of us would be putting much into the relationship; the mad scientist thing isn't even a deal-breaker, just the indifference towards navigating romance that I feel he'd have. He seems fun at parties though, sooo... Just friends.
Scrapper: a calm and collected artist with a well-paying job and a stable career. The psychopath thing IS a deal-breaker for me; I really don't feel like jeopardizing my clean record to help him in his obsessions. I also feel he wouldn't have a good balance between work-life and family-life; he lives to work, not relationships. We probably could have an okay-ish marriage for a few years until one of us gets sick of the other. Though we'd keep it civil after the divorce (or he'd run over me, who knows?)
Long Haul: Don't worry, bby girl, I'll treat you right. Biased opinion, but he's a down-to-earth realist; he's literally a normal middle-aged guy who's sick of his life! Even if his job isn't that well-paying, we could still make do. The nagging would get on my nerves, but nothing a career change or a few sessions of couples counseling couldn't fix. I don't see much love in this relationship though, more like "two people who happen to share an address" thing, and that's fine by me.
About the uh... "Decepticon that wants to enslave humanity" thing... Shhhh... Don't worry, your boy got this 😏.
Serious poll.
Vote for the most likely option, not your fave.
Of course, what makes a good partner varies from person to person, so feel free to present your argument (or not). There is no objective answer here.
#talkingtalkingtalking#I was not expecting Scrappy to win#AND I WAS NOT EXPECTING HOOK TO BE THAT HIGH#WHY???#you're not changing him guys#sry if I sound disengaged#forgot what being aroace means#also yeah mixy isn't allo#I am right#(not hc-ing him as aro because that would be taking the self-insert too far)#follow me for more questions nobody ever asked
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Aphrodite exists in the interval where sea and sky meet, touch and mingle together. This in-between open space is at once delineated and joined together by the process of her immortal anodos, or “rising,” where during her birth she initially rises from the sea and emerges into the sky. As Aphrodite navigates and traverses the distance between the two separate realms, they become intermingled by the act of her emergence. Moreover, this primordial moment signifies the mediating function of the goddess, and thus the anodos becomes central to her divine meaning and power. Here in the gap between sea and sky is the perpetual mixis or “mingling” that Aphrodite inspires and enjoys, and over which she holds sway. The anodos of Aphrodite exemplifies contact, blending and unity.
Aphrodite by Monica S. Cyrino, from Routledge's Gods and Heroes of the Ancient World series
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I am finally done with my doll line! If you don’t know I’ve been working on a faux doll line, similar to bratz or monster high. Here they all are :D It’s based off animals and fashion styles that I think represent them.
Starting with Mariglade since she was the first one created. She’s a jellyfish, beachy themed and outdoorsy. Her name comes from the word ‘marine’ and ‘sunglade’ which is when light reflects on the ocean. She uses forearm crutches. Specifically sidestix discovery crutches with a beach design and a pouch added for storage.
Next is Sylbi! She’s a deer and very shy. I gave her glasses because deer can’t see very far. Her name is also a combo of two different words, sylvian and komorebi. Sylvian meaning “ of, relating to, or characteristic of the woods or forest” and komorebi is a Japanese word that describes sunlight peeking through tree tops.
Then is Priscilla who is a poodle, her design came the easiest to me. Her ears blend in with her hair but they’re there. Priscilla is a bit,, well prissy ^^ i know, I’m the most clever person ever. She comes with a pillow because she mustn’t get her dress dirty!
Last we have Muriel, she’s a rat. Her name comes from the word murine which means rodent. I wanted her to look like she lives in nyc, bc ya know,, rats. I hope it’s obvious her hair is supposed to look like a rat’s tail.
I also wanted to share this doodle of them all together and their height chart/body ref. I find it funny how Mariglade just looks like a person when the others are clearly animals
Ok I need a name for this doll line and my brain is kaput,, anyone have any ideas please please let me know!! I want it to reference the animal aspect of the dolls. And I’d like it if it’s one or two words. I have some ideas but I don’t like them enough to share
Their limbs are supposed to be kinda thicker towards the ends, similar to magic mixies pixlings dolls, I just think that’s so cute. I am so glad to be done with these four heuhue. I’m not gonna stop working on them ofc. It does bother me a bit how much Mariglade looks like lagoona :0( you should’ve seen my face when I realized. But regardless I am done for now and I am happy.
#my art#character design#ugly watermark bc I’d actually be so devastated if these got stolen#Please please let me know what y’all think!!#Doll line
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Headcanon the when Malitae first met Mixis, it was through glitching on the builds Icarus had done.
Once they left, Quixis wacked the sword build to be red and black (decay) as a "screw that".
Malitae obviously noticed and slowly began talking to them, working out the blocks meaning.
Eventually Malitae try to ask for their name and Midas tried to tell them.
The blocks glitched from grey wool, to gold but settled on Quartz.
They both realised that communicating a name would be tricky, but Malitae just nicknamed them Quartz, or Q, since Quartz kept appearing whenever Malitae tried to ask them questions about themselves.
#me when them#concider this propaganda#vote kaleidoscope#fable smp#fablesmpblr#fable smp headcanon#quixis fable smp#fable smp kaleidoscope#fable smp midas#fable smp malitae#a ybh post
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Thoughts on My Adventures with Superman S3 TEASER IMAGES (yes I know I'm EXTREMELY late on this one)

Clois and Kimmy are back! AHHHHHH it's been So long, They look so cute!!!! ^w^

New intro, Mixy's back, Lex is Bald, Cyborg Superman, and NEW CHARACTERS!? OMG Next season is Absolutely going to be Insane, I'm hoping to see more DC characters show up and maybe even see more sibling Dynamic between Clark and Kara, because last season they were absolutely cute together. Also Jimmy and Kara NEED to get together this season, I don't care what anyone says I NEED to see them together, FINALLY a Supergirl relationship that doesn't involve her being with Brainiac, because that was just 🤢 I'm Also hoping to hear some Future slang in this like "Crash" and "Shrap" mainly because we're getting Superboy, and It REALLY seems like Superboy will be from future, so having him say stuff like this would Really be blast, which brings me to my Next topic.

I've seen a lot of people's theories circulating online about How this could possibly be Lois and Clark's kid from the future, and I gotta say, I ABSOLUTELY Love this idea for 2 reasons, 1 if this is True then that IMMEDIATELY means he's come here for 2 reasons, 1 we could Definitely be seeing the Death of Superman play out this season. Since we're already getting Cyborg Superman and because one of the last episodes Last season was called The Death of Clark kent, so it would only make sense for this to be called the Death of Superman, if we're heading in that direction, leading to the whole Superman Legacy arc where multiple people took up the mantle of Superman, such as STEEL, Cybor Superman and Even Superboy. If we're going to be seeing this then that means he's either here to probably stop his father from dying, or just coming back to see and meet him before his Inevitable Death, which would REALLY Hit hard for us if that's the case. Also ya wanna know what it Really reminds me of, let me just get this straight for a second to see if I got the whole story Right, "A Super hero's child comes back from the future to See their Dead relative in order to get to know them before their eventual passing, and maybe even try Live up to their Legacy " Now where have I seen this before....? 😏

Once again They continue to Improve upon ideas that HAD Potential, but were executed poorly. Hopefully they Don't drop the ball on this one ^^ Now onto reason 2, if Superboy is from the future then that means he had to have gotten here by Something right? Maybe a Time Bubble 😏

THAT'S RIGHT! I'm suggesting that Mabye we could be seeing the Legion of Superheroes, being possibly introduced this Season, and that Superboy is a founding member, and if that's the case, that would be ABSOLUTELY Insane, and a Great move on DC'S part in my opinion. but those are just my thoughts, let me know what you think, Do you agree?
#anime#kawaii#2000s anime#90s anime#my adventures with superman#my adventures with superman spoilers#maws#maws season 2#maws season 3#Superman#supergirl#lois lane#jimmy olsen#kara zor el#clark kent#clois#Kimmy#lois x clark#jimmy x kara#lex luthor#cyborg superman#superboy#nora allen#miimo96#conner kent#I would LOVE if this Superboy's name is spelled with a K instead of a C because Konor kent sounds way cooler with a K
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How to remove Magic Mixies Pixie Supremes from their box without going through the gimmick
Pro tip: Don't. Do not do this. It is not worth it. Just cover the confetti hole and go through the gimmick reveal, it will be a thousand times easier than the surgical extraction I just went through.
My journey started by removing the screws from the back of the magic mirror case. Be warned, some of them are set in deep so you'll need a long thin screwdriver to reach them. (I had to go out and buy a new one) There were about a dozen screws total at this step. Now you can remove the back plate to access the insides.

There are more screws on the top and bottom, also recessed but with some tugging and jostling of the outer case you can reach them with your long screwdriver.

Do not mess with this thing. It's the spring-loaded confetti that launches at the end of the reveal. I tugged on it and the confetti went everywhere which was, coincidentally, the exact thing I was trying to avoid.

Here you can see the top, and some of the screws that need to be loosened. All of these screws you're unscrewing are to pull the front casing off. Now, on the front of the case to the right of the mirror is a door you can force open (it's propped closed with tabs like door jambs, but pull persistently with gentle force and it will open). You can also push on the mirror to move it back and make more space between the front casing and the doll compartment.


The doll is on the right side of the mirror, held in place for her reveal. All that's stopping you from opening the door all the way and getting her out are two of those white pegs, one on the top and bottom, holding the door shut. I don't think you're meant to ever get in this way, so I just sawed through the side of the peg holder with a sharp utility knife. Again, I do not recommend doing any of this.
With the white pegs no longer holding it together, you can pop the whole front of the case off so you can fully access the doll and cut her loose. I highly doubt I could put it back together and expect it to work again.



(And after all of that, her stand is bent and her mouth is off-center)
I actually really like her, her hair is pretty much the usual Pixlings quality, which means nice soft nylon, and I find the off-center mouth placement endearing and unique. I got her on sale on Amazon for about 35 bucks, but as someone who is not going to interact at all with the magic mirror gimmick, I would still consider that way overpriced for the quality of articulation and clothing, not to mention the amount of waste generated. I didn't get a picture of it, but these magic mirrors are easily five or more inches thick, they're MASSIVE, and you are very clearly not meant to access the doll by any means other than the gimmick reveal.
I kind of destroyed this one figuring out how to open it, so as much as I like the doll, to buy another one I would have to find it on sale for far less than thirty dollars, which I don't imagine will happen. This one is Skylar, the amazon exclusive, and I believe she's still on sale. I got her because I like her face the best and she's the only one to come with a second dress. If you get her, please don't destroy the gimmick and just donate it to a thrift store or a kid in your life or something. I actually feel gross and very guilty for how much waste I made here. Brb gotta donate to charity or something.
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MF Day #63: Tapsy
Tapsy is a very close second to being my favorite Mixies Mixel. He’s got such an awesome design, one of those that are simple but effective. And is probably one of the best examples of taking something ordinary and turning it into an animate creature. In this case we have a living drum set! I love the way they utilized the flat hat pieces for drums/cymbals, his two sets of purple arms and legs really help make his color scheme pop. And his base drum with the logo on it is the cherry on top!
It is nothing short of a travesty that we didn’t get to see Tapsy in the show outside of the intro. I can only just imagine how fun it would’ve been to see this guy in action, even if it was just once. I mean for a little as we got from Mixels like trumpsy or the MCPD, at least we got to see them present in the special instead of just being nonexistent.
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I thought of an idea for the farm AU: What if instead of a draft horse, Zooble was a mule (draft or otherwise)? I mean, I think it fits! XD
Did you know that mules have a much wider kicking range than horses? Horses can only kick behind themselves; I've heard that mules, on the other hand, can kick to the sides and even use ANY of their four hooves instead of just the back ones.
I'm just saying, if anyone could make use of that, it'd be Zooble. XD
(also mules have the most adorable little ears lmao - they get that from their dads❤️)
-Signed, someone who has never ridden or otherwise worked with a mule but loves them anyway
This is so interesting!! I made Zooble's design off the top of my head, so this is really intriguing! And the fact they're a hybrid? Definitely fits Zooble's mixy bag of anatomy lol. Its a really nice hc/idea! Do mules come with the exact pattern i gave for Zooble in this au or no? :0c
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The building is on fire and Mixie Cat needs a hero. Bring in the Mixels! I mean ninjas, yeah ninjas.
#mixels#robot#cartoon#digitalart#fanart#animation#anime#artist#ben#cartoonart#cartoonist#cartoonnetwork#cartoons#disney#drawing#gumball#illustration#kingcat#love#meme#memes#nickelodeon#robotization#tomandjerry#mixies#adventuretime#scartoons#stevenuniverse#art#mixiecat
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Another Magic Mixies Pixling Review!!
This time of Marena and how she compare to similar themed dolls.

So many fins and shades of blues!

Here is a close up of Marena herself. She’s really cute (I have been loving the Pixling dolls). She’s similar to the other dolls in the line, with a ball joint in the head, shoulders, hips and elbow joints, a (very nice) fabric skirt, and a molded on top.
She’s supposed to be a mermaid Pixling, but she gives me more of a water nymph vibe…..yup, that’s just going to be my head canon.


A close up of her face up. Her screening is lightly pixelated, but it’s not distracting like what Mattel uses on their Fashionistas. I love the little scale pattern around her eyes and wish that’s what would have been printed on G3 Lagoona’s forehead. Her ears look to be added on as separate pieces and have a tiny bit of glitter in them.

While her shirt is molded on, it is a very cute mold and “ties” around the back. The extra molded detail, paint, and unique design adds to her cuteness (they could have just had the same top design for all the dolls, but instead they have made separate molds for all the characters….so far). Her skirt is silky (but not the paper-like silk that Disney/Jakks Pacific/Mattel uses), hemmed, with a tule around the bottom (along with the cut, it is is reminiscent of a mermaid tail).

Even the shoes have cute little pear, heart and scale patterns (matching her skirt). More under the cut:

Marena was swarmed by some adorable, big haired aquatic monsters. Marena meet the Mermalades! I always like to compare the Pixlings with Moose’s Zelfs. Their ancestor of sorts.


Marena likes the look of these sea buddies.
Mermalade is a darker blue, and the newer Mermalades actually has more fins than Marena does (I wish she did have some webbing in between her fingers and maybe some fins off of her forearms). Interesting to note, that the fins are more curved than the pointy fins Marena has.


She actually has a much closer color pallet to Sealia or Oceana. But I do not own these little guys…yet.
Huh, something scared them off��.I wonder what it-

Well that is startling, but not an usual sight around my house. “Is this how you treat your dolls?!?”
No no no, this Taylee Turtle Enchantimal was going to be a Monster High custom…and that’s as far as I got…
“I can’t see anything!! Hello??”
Don’t worry Taylee, you’re doing great.

Enchantimals are about the same height as Pixlings, but have smaller proportions. They also have opposite joints (well, at least Taylee has knee joints, I don’t believe most Enchantimals have these). You can also see how basic the molded (granted I acetoned some of it away) and fabric pieces are compared to Marena. I mean it’s not really a fair comparison because I think of Marena as more of an aquatic mammal, fish, or amphibian and Taylee is more of a:

Here are Dolce Dolphin and Sedda Seahorse.


Yeaaaaah, the skirts might look a bit more inspired, but none of them have fins sculpted to their legs or arms, and their shirts are still kinda boring. Also wanted to compare her to this unreleased mermaid Novi Star, just because her decorations around her eyes and her large ear fins reminded me of them….and actually the large head, small torso and hands are kinda reminiscent or Marena too, huh….

Okay, Taylee wandered off when I was looking at the other Enchantimals and Nobvi Star concept, soooo, let’s compare Marena with Ebbie Blue, the youngest of G2’s Blue family.

“She’s like a mini me!” She is both less and more detailed than you Marena (I LOVE the scales on the arms and under her pigtails, her little fins on her arms, and how the scales merge into her tail, but she can’t tip her head up and can move her arms out).



Also, she’s got widdle, round fingers that look like they have not finished growing.
Let’s compare you to someone a bit older: Kelpie Blue from G2!

“Look at her sharp toe-nails, and those shoulder spikes! I think she’s more sea monster than nymph.” “Is someone saying something down there? I can’t move my head down to see.”

Well….that’s a little better. Kelpie has really cute and unique scales, fins, and shortened webbing in between her fingers, but her articulation is REALLY poor (she can’t move her head up/down, or move her arms/legs out).

Her ears were also added on later, like Marena’s.

“I wonder if all dolls get stiffer when they grow up?”
“I dunno, I have a torso joint that es magnífica.”

“Are you a sea monster too??”
“Sí! But don’t worry I won’t eat you up, you’re too cute like my Señor Squishy.” “Whoa!!”
“Let me introduce you to more Lagoonas.”


After chasing the speedy G2 around, she finally got to look at her tiny little ear fins while playing with her hair, and Freshwater Lagoona and Saltwater Lagoona both couldn’t get over how cute she was.
“Look at the lil’ kindy!”
“A lil’ sea grub!!”
She’s actually closest (design wise) to both G1 Lagoona’s. A lack of scales, she’s in-between both their colors of blue and she has the added pink accents too.
Side tangent about Lagoona:

Thought I should add a quick summery of my thoughts on my different generation Lagoonas. G1 Lagoona:
pros: All the different material used in her clothing, her face-up, her personality, her addition of a diary, her fully webbed hands (with different colored webbing and see through fins). cons: she has an ill-fitting swimsuit, her fins keep falling off, her thin joints make her pretty delicate, glue head (this one is treated with La’s Totally Awesome cleaner, but I still need to treat Freshwater Lagoona, and de-yellow her head), and the elastic hip joints make her floppy. Her character being ALL about Gil in the series (I really don’t hate his character and I LOVE his G1 design, I just wish there were more to her stories than just him).
G2 Lagoona (I’m still looking for the OG G2 Lagoona, so have the Beast Pet one here):
pros: Her softened face is kinda cute, her sculpted scales around her arm and leg fins, her stronger joints, her fins stay in SO MUCH BETTER. cons: I remember her being a lot more hyper and speedy than G1 and it’s an odd choice to me, her eyes were changed from green to blue, her webbing decreased in size and is no longer another color (and many of her dolls didn’t have this much articulation).
G3 Lagoona (I originally gave her braids to make her have kinky hair, but the braids are kinda growing on me).
pros: torso joint on most of her dolls, see through legs, her fins stay on pretty well, larger ear fins, a really fun personality on the show, her joints are stronger/her doll feels sturdier, I like many of her shoes and themes (jellyfish/tentacles/pearls).
cons: I didn’t like her first couple of releases, her pink (while it reminds me of an axolotl) is a bit too sunburnt looking for me…? Maybe a paler or darker pink. I would have liked it if they would have painted her ears/and had a blue to pink fade on her arms as well…also her dots on her forehead should have either been sculpted scales or drawn scales like Marena. Biggest disappointment: should have hand webbing, a diary, and accessories that have to do with her love of telenovelas!!! I’m still getting used to her being really different than G1 Lagoona and would have really liked it had she been her cousin from the Amazon (because I want to see them interact with each other SO BAD).
Anyways, Tangent over:

My last take aways is: MARENA HAS THE BEST HAIR FIBER OUT OF ALL OF THEM!!
okay, now the review is over.
#monster high#monster high doll#aleta’s toys#doll collecting#monster high dolls#dollbr#doll collector#toy collecting#doll review#magic mixies#magic mixies pixlings#Marena#lagoona
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RUSSIAN BRIDE
Posted: February 21, 2006 Archived from The Official Asylum Forums Archived from BonnyTymePyrate’s Journal Archives
I emerged victorious this morning from my laryngitis-induced house arrest. Muscles near atrophy after four feverish days of bed-rest and mind a little unsure of what the present year was, I ventured forth to test the weather with the usual feeling that I'd forgotten something. I soon found that I had - my other six coats, because apparently the two that I was wearing were not sufficient. I'd also forgotten to charge the iPod, which leads to a fate worse than death - riding the train to the sounds of a man on his cell phone debating loudly the merits of various brands of frozen pizza. So I fought back in my own small way by playing Mozart Violin Concerto No. 4 over and over in my head with full orchestration, but had to surrender at last when the small boy sitting behind me whipped out a harmonica. No fucking joke.
Now I'm settled into a corner of the Urban Tea Lounge, very urban, more tea, less lounge. I've ordered a pot of the White Chocolate Mousse tea and a cinnamon scone with strawberry preserves. I wasn't supposed to write anything new because that would invariably lead to my trying to sneak it onto the record before final pressing, but I couldn't help laying down some harpsichord for it anyway at 5am this morning. It's called "Russian Bride," not that it matters because you won't hear it for ages, that's how disciplined I'm endeavoring to be. And to prove it, my phone is turned off.
The cinnamon scone is a delightful 2 pounds lighter than your average scone, which is a good thing as it's the first solid thing I've digested since the most obscene birthday cake of four days ago (I'd show you pictures of what I look like right now, but I think the film "Powder" would sue me for copyright infringement), unless of course you count the dozen antibiotic pills I swallowed (not at once) which came from Italy and which were not prescribed to me (no need to tell me how stupid that is, I'm marvelously aware of it).
God, I've really been a lazy fucktart, haven't I. Gillions of pictures, videos, and tales from the show last month, and several more adventures in between, and I just haven't been able to sit still and focus on such tasks. Sorry.
Planning travel today, to Canada and then Texas of all places, both for music festivals, but neither for playing, just making appearances, and setting cities on fire with cohorts, so if you hear anything on the nightly news, you don't know a thing.
I've been toying with the idea of finally giving in and becoming a Suicide Girl lately, not for any particular reason other than, perhaps, revenge, which is either the best or the worst reason to do anything, I'm not sure which. Scones just have a way of disappearing, don't they.
I've also decided to reward myself for finishing the album by allowing myself to learn Japanese, so if anybody out there has a Mixi account, please do consider sending me an invite and I'll do my best to correspond with you in unintentionally borderline offensive wording. Which reminds me, why does it seem that so much of what we do in our lives revolves around (is "revolves around" redundant? no, no, I don't think so either) retracing our breadcrumbs to our past and making friends with it? I'll explain what I mean by this later. Maybe.
Tea is cold, time to move on. I've been writing this entry and a sheet of lyrics on the table side by side, and I just forgot which was which and started singing along to my diary entry, fuck ambidextrousnessosityidle..ess..ness...
Buy and sell me like a russian bride Follow me and see how well I hide Worship me thus from a distance Trust me you don't want to miss this First I'll take the bluest vein I own Then I'll make a tourniquet You've shown me this remember remember I don't even mind in fact No this is not a desperate act this Time makes no saints that history can't disgrace Shame or break and then erase
blibbledyblobbildyblook...
Bloody Crumpet Joo Hee and I went with Lord Leicester to high tea last week at the Peninsula Hotel. Not only is it THE place for high tea, it is apparently also THE place for vegan high tea, though you do have to call ahead to alert the chef, which I doubly did. It seems the kitchen staff needs a good bit of time to contemplate the soy pudding with plum wine and coconut before they can actually stomach the thought of actually preparing it. We made fun of the string quartet, had more champagne than tea, and didn't return home again until 4am the next morning, half of which I can't explain, the other half of which I can't remember. Suffice it to say that the three of us very narrowly escaped becoming the pampered pets/sex slaves of a bored Brazilian lass and her doting-yet-allegedly-platonic minder. After Leicester's ankle was violently molested before the fireplace in the hotel cocktail lounge, we ran for the clubs where my ankles could be violently molested.
There, Joo Hee and I were photographed for the third time by a gentleman who oddly seems to manifest himself wherever we happen to be. Finding the pictures online later, I share them with you now, for the specific reason that now you can NEVER say I only show you the good pictures:



If we ever again decide to go to Y-Bar on a Wednesday night, I hereby authorize any one of you to intervene, because the place was packed with frat boys and their sorority counterparts complete with frosted eyeshadow, and the inappropriately raucous office party, which wasn't funny until a promoter came up to us and gave us an invitation to "the after-party" at another establishment. "After-party"?? For what? The copy guy's promotion to assistant manager? Maybe another time, thanks.
In other news, I'll be recording death-metal violin this week on the new album from dear UK friends "AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT" because they were gracious enough to ask me and I was flattered to accept. I will sacrifice another crumpet to the good fortune of the mission ahead.
Love & Bloody Crumpets, EA
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guys i finally made banana bread in my new secondhand partially broken bread maker!! it would have been way easier and propably have turned out better if i had just made it normally but once i started i was not giving up, so
yeah i had to hand mix the batter bc we’re missing the mixy thing
and then the breadmaker either randomly turns off or overheats really often so yesterday i just gave up and but the batter in the fridge but then we took it out to see if the mix-y thing had gotten dumped into the bowl with the batter (it hadn’t) and we forgot to put the batter back in the fridge so it was just left out overnight
so idk if it was even safe to eat at that point but i meann once it was baked it’s fine right? anyways the baking powder was probably way past having been activated at that point but this morning i perservered and baked the batter in the bread maker (also have to restart it at least 5 times and give it some times to cool off in between)
and eventually it was done! at least it came out of the pan easily? it didn’t rise at all but i have a square of dense banana bread now? it still tastes pretty good
i mean it’s not the best banana bread i’ve had, but it’s good

banana bread square (with a bit taken out that i ate)

infamous bread maker
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