#mister d

[idkaguyorsomething]

“apollo wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” “hermes wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” you fools. ¿have you forgotten who the greek god of theatre is?

[danamegido]

He s jesus fr fr

[itsleroyposts]

I’m reading the second book of toa now and my fav thing so far is how through the apollo thoughts we get to know about other gods

like how apollo thinks that dionysus have a lot of bad habits but easygoing and cheerful are still his main traits

or how he describes ganymede’s face when he pours wine to zeus meaning that it’s not smiley or generous at all

or how he describes that hermes prefers sitting in the end of the sun chariot when it is a bus (because the coolest guys and hooligans always occupy those places and that how hermes presents himself)

reading this I feel like I’m peeking at the gods because that info is not what they usually share with demigods (for obvious reasons)

so it feels very nice and even intimate how apollo reveals smth that can help us to look at “real gods” (I dare say how painfully human the are) + how apollo sees other gods so we can see his gang friends (dionysus and hermes) and who’s he despises (like zeus or ares)

their is no specific conclusion just thanx for reading my shit

[pumkshrark]

bruh why Mr. D's tiger shirt looks like this:

[that-blue-spren]

[opikiquu]

[stumpmoss]

Ashley Johnson & Fearne Calloway, my two beloveds… please continue to use Little Mister as a chin rest 💕

[legionofpotatoes]

I was recently invited to EA's Support a Creator program, which basically means you can uhhh support? Me I guess. If you're planning on buying a Dragon Age on the EA App or through the website itself (dragonage.com), that is.

And yup that's any Dragon Age PC game (including veilguard) with no restrictions on country or preorders or what have you. You can simply punch in LAZARART in the promo box at checkout and it'll kick a small commission fee my way.

I honestly wish it was a discount of some sort, but really nothing changes on your end except for fiddling with a code. I don't have a good pitch for this. So feel free to ignore it! I was surprised to be included in this at all seeing as I'm not really a "content creator" in the space as such, I'm just some art guy.

But hey, I'm still grateful as hell and in case someone's buying a dragon age at one of those spots and feels like giving me a supportive shoulder squeeze, here's a way to do it!

[abbyymerry]

A banter. Some time during the 50s.

Sorry, it’s funnier in my head.

[dieletztepanzerhexe]

the only good thing that happened in 2014 xd

[itsleroyposts]

I’m in a pjo phase now literally for 2 months right now (again since my childhood) SO I have some thoughts about mister D (maybe it’s obvious but I have never seen smth like this here)

mister D is shown as 30-40 years old man who do not care about his appearance and usually described gross and unkept (like his bristle, messy hair, chubby figure, constantly burping etc) AND his behavior is also unpleasant — he is rude, grumpy, lazy and sarcastic ,,,,

so from Percy’s perspective Dionysus is like nasty???? not only because of their barking at each other but because he represents the god’s vices and not the best parts

BUT what if it is not the real Dionysus??? like Percy never thought about and always assumed that it’s his real appearance and character

from hoo we know that gods can look older when they are tired and they lack strength and rest (so they also snap more often and become grumpier right????) SO considering Dionysus punishment he became weaker and older and worse version of himself because he was separated from his realm

we see mister D only prom Percy’s point of view so in reality he can be quite a different person (god)

I don’t say he would be nice and good (perhaps he will “love-hate” heroes as always) but he would be different for sure

so my main point is that I’m dying to see THIS new (actually old) Dionysus because I know what I see is just his worse version like — he is going through a hard time now and is not in his best condition OK and we should not trust everything Percy says (because I think he is an unreliable narrator)

[sepulchrypha]

I WISH THE WORLD WAS KINDER TO US, BROTHER MINE.

[that-blue-spren]

[curse-of-dming-strahd]

Ireena: So a long time ago, a wizard came to town... Rogue: What? There's a fucking wizard now? Ireena: He gathered a mob and went to go confront Strahd, and... A battle broke out, and for a while it looked like he might actually beat Strahd... Until he didn't. Strahd defeated him in combat and chucked his body over a cliff and into the river thousands of feet below. Sorcerer: Wait, he didn't have Fly or anything? Feather Fall?? Monk: Yeah, sounds like a pretty shitty wizard if he couldn't even fly. Sorcerer: ...Are you sure this guy was a wizard? Rogue: Yeah, honestly? It sounds like you guys were getting grifted. Sorcerer: Did some guy just show up claiming to be a wizard and you all fell for it? Monk: Man, I really think you guys might have gotten scammed.

[a-rogue-god]

THE D-DAY KNIGHT WEARS THE HEAD OF THE ALICE AVENUE MEMORIAL STATUE.

HE REMOVES IT THE NEXT DAY.

God that fucking. Implied bit of the Alice Avenue statue's head not being able to come off the knights head in D-Day Knightfall. So he has to. Rip his own head off to get it off. Horrific. Fucked up.

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? (Stretchy edition)

I don't usually do Marvel posts because Marvel fans make me want to load one nut into each cylinder of a double barrel shotgun and pull the trigger so I never bring life into a world where my spawn would have to share a planet with them, but this was too funny not to post.