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[burnt-breadtoast]

I drew tumblr sexyman but wholesome cuz I can't draw sexy

Speedpaint

[lena-artz]

ODISSEY OF RECOLLECTION

-Pilot chapter;

It was the same recurring dream once again, the same incomplete dream over and over since she was, what? 14? 15? It was stupid, really, it’s not like it really meant something at all...

The same dream, over and over and over again...

She wakes up, sweating, heavy breath, like if she was drowning and finally could breath again.

“This dream again... Shit- What time is it?” She asks herself, while turning to her bedside table. The clock marks 06:30am in it’s glowing red letters, time to get up.

Marlene gets up slowly, still feeling very sleepy. She walks straight to the bathroom to take a shower, after that she looks at herself in the mirror. The tanned skin, messy hair and the eybags... Where, or better, when did it went wrong?

“Gosh... I look terrible.” Then she walks back to the room to get dressed, after all she needs to go to work, unfortunately.

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

“Girl, you look horrible.” The blonde woman says.

“Thanks Lucy, you’re so helpful” Marlene says sarcatically, her mood wasn’t good today and Evergreen knew.

“Same dream again?”

Marlene rubs her tired eyes and then says: “Yeah... Same dream, again.” She sighs, annoyed. “I’m tired of all this shit.”

“Have you tried seeing a-“

“Lucy, if you tell me to see a therapist again...”

“I’m just saying it would help!”

“I don’t need help, I’m fine, now let me get back to work...” Marlene said then looked back at her computer. Honestly, she’s been looking at the screen for so long that the words stopped making sense for her, actually, most of Marlene’s life didn’t make sense. “Seriously, who reads the newspaper nowadays anyway?? That’s so pointless...”

“Why don’t you quit?” Lucy asked, as if it was that easy.

“Why don’t you try to be helpful for once?... Sorry, it’s just- Those news are so boring!”

The blonde chukles, she didn’t even felt bad about how her friend spoke to her anymore. Then, an idea pops in her head “Oh! Maybe you could do like that journalist who got famous again! The one who interviwed a vampire! What was his name again? Daniel Molloy?”

Marlene didn’t knew why, but hearing this name made her feel something weird and see some weird flash of mamory... A young, brunette man...

“Marlene? Are you okay?”

“W-what?... Y-yeah, I’m fine...” She quickly recomposed herself. “And vampires are not real, the guy’s obviously a fraud. He was just desperate for people to talk about him again. What’s next? Interview with a werewolf?” She says sarcasticaly and both the women laugh at the idea.

“Well, he got what he wanted, everyone is talking about this book, it wouldn’t be such a stupid idea.”

“I’m not doing that. Now go, we both need to work.”

“Alright Ms. Bad Temper.” Lucy says and finally walks away.

This whole conversation made Marlene uncomfortable, but why? Why just hearing that guy’s name made her freeze? What was happening in her brain?

During her whole shift, she can’t stop thinking about the name and about the interview, it didn’t mean anything, right?... Maybe Lucy was right and she did need a therapist after all...

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

After the shift, Lucy asked if Marlene wanted a ride home, but she refused. Now she was walking alone in the streets of San Francisco, she liked walking alone, watching the people and the streets. Everything looked so familiar, yet so strange for her.

While walking, Marlene suddenly decided to stop, she didn’t even knew why, but when she turned her head to the right, she saw a bookstore, and the book in the showcase... Was Interview With The Vampire, by Daniel Molloy...

She had that weird feeling again, almost like that book, or rather the name, was calling for her, like a magnetic pull, like if it was sending a message right into her brain, saying: “Come to me...” And she did, Marlene walked into the bookstore and bought the damn book.

It was the same recurring dream once again, the same incomplete dream over and over since she was, what? 14? 15? It was stupid, really, it’s not like it really meant something at all...

The same dream... There was blood on the floor, she was there, watching, but she was younger, there was also two men... Who are them? The blood is not from any of the three, she’s not scared... She tries to speak, and she does, but she can’t hear her own words, like always. One of the men answers, he looks young yet old, is it even possible? She can’t hear him either. The other man opens his mouth to speak, but then... She wakes up before he can say anything.

The same dream, over and over and over again...

She wakes up, sweating, heavy breath, like if she was drowning and finally could breath again.

“This dream again... Shit- What time is it?” She asks herself, while turning to her bedside table. The clock marks 06:30am in it’s glowing red letters, time to get up.

Marlene gets up slowly, still feeling very sleepy. She walks straight to the bathroom to take a shower, after that she looks at herself in the mirror. The tanned skin, messy hair and the eybags... Where, or better, when did it went wrong?

“Gosh... I look terrible.” Then she walks back to the room to get dressed, after all she needs to go to work, unfortunately.

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

“Girl, you look horrible.” The blonde woman says.

“Thanks Lucy, you’re so helpful” Marlene says sarcatically, her mood wasn’t good today and Evergreen knew.

“Same dream again?”

Marlene rubs her tired eyes and then says: “Yeah... Same dream, again.” She sighs, annoyed. “I’m tired of all this shit.”

“Have you tried seeing a-“

“Lucy, if you tell me to see a therapist again...”

“I’m just saying it would help!”

“I don’t need help, I’m fine, now let me get back to work...” Marlene said then looked back at her computer. Honestly, she’s been looking at the screen for so long that the words stopped making sense for her, actually, most of Marlene’s life didn’t make sense. “Seriously, who reads the newspaper nowadays  anyway?? That’s so pointless...”

“Why don’t you quit?” Lucy asked, as if it was that easy.

“Why don’t you try to be helpful for once?... Sorry, it’s just- Those news are so boring!”

The blonde chukles, she didn’t even felt bad about how her friend spoke to her anymore. Then, an idea pops in her head “Oh! Maybe you could do like that journalist who got famous again! The one who interviwed a vampire! What was his name again? Daniel Molloy?”

Marlene didn’t knew why, but hearing this name made her feel something weird and see some weird flash of mamory... A young, brunette man...

“Marlene? Are you okay?”

“W-what?... Y-yeah, I’m fine...” She quickly recomposed herself. “And vampires are not real, the guy’s obviously a fraud. He was just desperate for people to talk about him again. What’s next? Interview with a werewolf?” She says sarcasticaly and both the women laugh at the idea.

“Well, he got what he wanted, everyone is talking about this book, it wouldn’t be such a stupid idea.”

“I’m not doing that. Now go, we both need to work.”

“Alright Ms. Bad Temper.” Lucy says and finally walks away.

This whole conversation made Marlene uncomfortable, but why? Why just hearing that guy’s name made her freeze? What was happening in her brain?

During her whole shift, she can’t stop thinking about the name and about the interview, it didn’t mean anything, right?... Maybe Lucy was right and she did need a therapist after all...

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

After the shift, Lucy asked if Marlene wanted a ride home, but she refused. Now she was walking alone in the streets of San Francisco, she liked walking alone, watching the people and the streets. Everything looked so familiar, yet so strange for her.

While walking, Marlene suddenly decided to stop, she didn’t even knew why, but when she turned her head to the right, she saw a bookstore, and the book in the showcase... Was Interview With The Vampire, by Daniel Molloy...

She had that weird feeling again, almost like that book, or rather the name, was calling for her, like a magnetic pull, like if it was sending a message right into her brain, saying: “Come to me...” And she did, Marlene walked into the bookstore and bought the damn book.

[urmothersdrawers]

Grubies (updated)

[sappymix1]

last night i was playing tetris and thought this looked like a minion :(( i miss him sm

[redstonedust]

JEFF DA MINIOM?

[anti-katsuki-lounge]

One of the things I hate the most about the bk stan and their defense of bk is when they say that we can't call a 5-year-old "abuser", of course they call Midoriya a "stalker" at the same age but their double standard always existed. However, okay I take it into account and I agree that a 5-year-old child may not realize that his behavior is abusive, especially if no one sets a limit for you, but a teenager doesn't know what the limit is? I understand that his teachers and classmates never limited him but even without someone to stop him, being such an intelligent and self-aware person that he supposedly is didn't realize that his bullying had gone beyond limits, beatings, hints at suicide, breaking personal belongings, etc. God one of his minioms even told him that he had gone too far.

You know, this reminds me of an artist who made a work on staying still while let people do whatever they wanted, there were objects like roses, markers, etc. for people to "use" on her, at first people put flowers on her, etc. but then it got worse, they tore her shirt, etc just because she didn't move and they could exercise power over others, it was almost showing that people would always abuse their power if they saw no reprimand for their actions and that only behave for social punishment, well bk it is a perfect example of abuse of power. I think it's kind of sad that Horikoshi's manga deals with how victims can never leave their abusers behind and the manipulation of them to make them look crazy (Endevor didn't actually hit Rei, bk was abused as a child, etc.)

All of this. A teenager knows the difference between right and wrong by now. Not only that, but in the world of MHA, teenagers are old enough to start the process of becoming a hero, which is especially a cop with far more authority. Katsuki’s age doesn’t excuse shit. He’s a vile abuser.

You make a great point. For a series that’s about holding people accountable, it really tries making you root for and sympathize with the abusers.

[t4tskkism]

Walking to school dressed as a miniom is another level of embarrassment

...

my wittle minion <333 my wittle henchman <333

[aminastarowo458]

Minion:So big bro where on live?

Bob:I guess so...(shit it's on live) Hey everyone it's Bob and this is my lil sis Miniom

Minion:Hello everybody Minion is here to we're open the ask blog for everyone...hold up

Bob:Is something wrong kid?

Minion:WE FORGOT MR PUZZLES!

Bob:Relax bud he's on a mission and-

Mr puzzles:Sorry I'm late I was stop from robbery and- hold up we're on live

Minion and Bob:yes.../YEAH!

Mr puzzles:oh...Hey guys it's Mr puzzles so uh... Father I can't make greeting

Bob:...oh boy *nervous laugh* We're doing for all people who asked the questions and some adventures of Mr puzzles...

Minion:See you in Ask blog guys *wink*

I decided to make a ask blog on my au will ask some question. I'm so excited this is my first time doing ask blog CUZ I INSPIRED FOR ALL ASK BLOGGERS

see you in ask blog guys :D

Here's my Ask blog @askpuzzleman

[ateez-ana]

America days 2018

The members of ATEEZ and Ana are in the middle of an intense dance class. Sweat drips from their foreheads and the music echoes in the room. They strive to follow the complex steps, perfecting each movement under the watchful eye of the instructor.

you guys are working very hard. you are a very talented group says one of the choreographers who is outside the building next to hongjoong who is waiting for the others to finish changing to go to the apartment to rest for a while Thank you, I am sure we will achieve great things.

And Ana… is an exceptional dancer. She has a bright future ahead of her. The choreographer does not hesitate to praise the girl, Ana is known for moving like water itself, she is a dancing machine, I know. She is an integral part of our group. Hongjoong does not hesitate to smile at the mention of the girl, Ana sometimes doubts her performance since it is difficult for her to think that she has to show what she is caple of in a group full of boys

Scary monsters:

they walk through a dark and gloomy hallway of a haunted house. The suspense increases with each step they take. Suddenly, a monster jumps out from hiding, causing Wooyoung and Mingi to scream in terror.

wooyoung is holding on to Ana Aaaah! I'm dying! Anyone listening to the boy would think he was being tortured.

Mingi who is hiding behind Ana juts keep screaming Save me, Ana! Please! This guy really thinks that a girl who is three heads shorter than him is capable of keeping him hidden.

Ana, despite her own nervousness, tries to calm them down with a smile. Calm down, guys. He is nothing more than an actor.

Yes, Wooyoung! They're just pretending! yeosang can only laugh at the boys' childish attitude

Wooyoung and Mingi look around, still shaky, but Ana's smile and Yeosang's jokes make them feel a little better.

.....

They find themselves in a water attraction, with water guns in their hands. Upbeat music plays in the background as they prepare for battle.

hongjoong believing himself to be the leader of the french revolution scream to everyone Prepare to get wet! Let us begin!

The members shoot water at each other mercilessly, laughing and having a blast. Ana, with her precise aim, becomes one of the main threats.

Ana points her gun at san Get ready, San! You cant get away!

San protects himself with his water gun, but Ana surpasses him in speed and soaks him completely.

You're a liar! you told me we were teamining against Johno but your words are not worth it!

Ana with a triumphant smile just said war is war San, you dont have friends in battle

....

They are in a photobooth, surrounded by extravagant costumes and accessories. They look at each other knowingly, ready to have fun.

yeosang took a pirate hat Look at this! I'm a fierce pirate!, wooyoung is putting on a pink wig And I'm a pop diva!

Ana laughs and puts on a flower crown. Ana making a funny pose do you think i look like a fairy

Members take photos with different crazy poses and comical faces, creating unforgettable memories of their day at Universal Studios Hollywood.

hongjoong is looking at the photos They are amazing! We're going to have to put them on our debut, Ana only look at him with a malicious smile on her face…. but why did you put on a costume if you already came dressed as a miniom?

While strolling along the Santa Monica Pier, they stop at an ice cream shop to try exotic flavors. Their faces of surprise and disgust when trying some of the most daring flavors cause laughter among them and the ice cream parlor's customers. Hongjoong, as always, is responsible for ordering the most classic and safe flavors.

On their walk, while they are doing silly things they start to dance a little freestyle, two young people approach them, which changes the atmosphere into a very fun moment between all the training.

Hey, I loved dancing with you. Would you like me to give you my phone number? one of the young boys ask her Ana, kindly but firmly, answers:I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend. The boy looks around and laughs softly, is one of them your boyfriend?… Ana just nods. Hongjoong, who is watching this, is a victim of the boys' laughter and exaggerated comments. Wooyoung, wanting to bother him a little, just hits him in the shoulder while he laughs. You have competition and American, if I were you, I would do something before she finds Chris Evnas on the street. and run after him...

Hongjoong approaches Ana and takes her hand, smiling lovingly at her, with "a threatening look at the boy" Ana sees him confused… are you constipated from the ice cream?

.....

While they are walking, Hongjoong gives her a cute balloon in the shape of a dog that is doing a mime Here you go, Ana. A gift for the sweetest girl in the world. Ana smiles and takes the balloon, delighted with Hongjoong's gesture.Thank you, Hongjoong! Is beautiful!Hongjoong watches as Ana hugs the balloon lovingly and feels a little better. At least I can compete with a dog-shaped balloon.

[freakingweirdo]

despicable me 4 wasnt even a movie it was a collection of scenes. it was like a 95 minute miniom funny moments compilation

[gay-for-stanford]

IM SO LATE TO GHE MINIOMS RISE OF GRU PARTY BUT I REWATCHED IT AND DR NEFARIO IS JUST A BIT TO SLAY YKWIM

[colonycorps]

SLIM- DAFUQ'S GOIN OUT OUT THEM THERE

A completely understandable tone of voice to take regarding the current situation. The voices in your head are proud. Though thankfully it doesn't take long to regain your composure, and Slim his.

SLIM: Would love to keep goin' man but after crestin' a steep hill and listening to all your commotion, kinda had to step on the breaks. Not calling anything ominous or nothin...

SLIM:But it sure is spooky.

2/2

The colonial infrastructure is wrecked, possibly from disuse, or intentional sabotage? Either way it is a long way down, and likely a little too long for even your ability to tuck and roll to account for and counter.

Time to consider your options.

And as always you can...

>Submit Commands Directly.

>Check Your Inventory.

[marlutterianae]

Some of my favorite Demons in videogames are the Shadow Fiends from Ninja Gaiden & Ninja Gaiden Black. They are the most commom mob miniom who evolve throughout the game's story into more advance combat forms, with a wider arsenal of magic and melee attacks, and in higher difficulties the once lesser forms are changed by the most powerful, culminating in the crystalline LASER Shadow whose strength and attacks rivals that of bosses.

[danielfrazao77]

🤤🤤🤤DREX DI CANGURU 🦘. PRESENTINHO 🎁 MINIOM

[shotgunshippingcult]

why is they double life song so good.

THE MINIOM EDITS‼️‼️

[phoneepic]

MINIOMS I HWVE ART FIGHT!?