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Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.
Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.
#wait i just remembered a dream i had#where i was looking up borderlands on devart#and i found a bunch of ppl who were really horny for watching weapons be digistructed#and so there were just one million gifs of weapons being created and everyone was jerking off to it
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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.
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saw a good drawing of rhys yesterday but i didnt reblog it bc he was drawn with an ass and sorry thats literally just lying… he doesnt have an ass at all. good art but i cant be seen supporting something likebthat. HES A BOARD HES A FREAK
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thank u for the rhys ask btw i havent answered bc im drawing a shitty comic about it
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ive completely stopped wearing bras bc ive realized wait i dont actually give a shit theyre uncomfortable. idc if my boobs get saggy actually wow
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read red mother btw. i didnt put this google drive together and have no idea who did but red mother is on here
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if i were you and you were me this wouldnt work.
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This screencap i took in like 2016 when me and my two old roomates would play roblox every night and you could still hit people with your car in Pizza Place
#wait this is straight up directly said in red mother#if i were you and you were me this wouldnt work
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i wish jack and rhys were real so that this would be rpf
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rhys exists i saw him in silicon valley talking about eternal life
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i remember seeing one post that was like “actually destiel would be canon if cas took a truth potion” and sure maybe but also thats true for. many many ships i think. being forced to constantly tell the truth to someone who youre secretly in love with or whatever would make a lot of relationships work a lot better
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#umm. kindness. bc im sort of an asshole#i would say good looking but i wouldnt want to be with someone im not attracted to#it’s just that i am not attracted to model looking freaks im a fan of ppl who look normal. also fat#not a dealbreaker if theyre skinny tho. bc that can change. LOL!#conversely i think the most important is that theyre interesting to me#cos i wouldnt care about them if they were boring. duh.
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