#mine: the batman
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apolleos · 4 months ago
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favorite characters : ̗̀➛ sofia falcone, the penguin (2024).
For ten years, men have lied to me. And then, I come home, and it's all the same. They think I'm broken. I'm not broken. I'm not the one who's sick.
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waveoftheocean · 4 months ago
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tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️
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notrobinsomethingworse · 2 months ago
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Jason, freshly adopted from the streets. Still freaked out, wondering downstairs for breakfast.
Kid!Tim, munching on cereal: hi!
Jason: who are you?
Tim, wiping his hands clumsily on his pants and sticking it out for Jason to shake: Timothy Jackson Drake. Pleased to meet you!
Jason, shakes nervously before looking around: ah. Yeah. Jason.
Tim, seriously, eyes wide and innocent: did he steal you too?
Jason: What?
Tim: Did Batman steal you too?
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monkesupreme · 3 months ago
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a satisfactory answer for Selina
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bbbbbbbbatman · 6 months ago
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Jason: I’m dating Roy
Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)
Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad
Bruce: Hmm (delighted)
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itshype · 10 months ago
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What Jason thinks happened with Tim becoming Robin after him.
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blackbatest · 7 months ago
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my most controversial batman opinion to date
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la-guarido-del-perrozorro · 9 months ago
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it's not a date btw
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vitamin-k-tablets · 2 months ago
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was actually not going to draw the movie superbat but then the idea of battinson having an awkward crush on superman took me by a chokehold
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unidentifiedgothamite · 10 months ago
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duke: who do you guys think is bruce's favorite child?
jason: it's probably fingerstripes
dick: me?! it's obviously you, jay
tim: it's jason
steph: facts. b lets him get away with everything, including murder
cass: jason
damian: as much as i loathe to admit it, father does treat todd differently
jason: ya'll are trippin'
meanwhile...
clark: b, just curious, but, do you have a favorite child?
bruce: hn, what date is it?
clark: um, may 12th?
bruce: then it's batcow
clark: what
bruce: did i stutter?
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apolleos · 4 months ago
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favorite characters : ̗̀➛ oz cobblepot, the penguin (2024).
You still think there's good and bad? Right and wrong? There ain't. There's just this. Survival. Security. Pleasure. They don't give out awards for dying in the projects.
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waveoftheocean · 2 months ago
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doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂‍↔️
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lovelylonelymoonlight · 9 months ago
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Love the idea of the batfam all being equally unhinged like Tim calls dick every two days with “why’d you take the cameras I use to stalk you down :(“ Dick is always placing trackers on everyone, Bruce just fucking shows up and watches his kids go about their daily lives, Jason’s got eyes all over the city to ping him if someone matching his families description pops up, Barbra is always listening and watching like love that shit
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notrobinsomethingworse · 2 months ago
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Tim, sprinting into Jason’s room, sticking in all directions, looking around with wide eyes.
Jason, on his bed reading a book: What the fuck are you doing?
Tim, quickly looking behind him and back at Jason’s bed: If he asks I’m not here.
Jason: What?
Tim, sprinting so fast he trips back and slides under semi under Jason’s bed. He doesn’t quite make it all the way through, instead having to awkwardly shuffle under: I’m. Not. Here.
Jason: What the fuck.
Dick, dressed in a suit but with a long worm-on-a-string around his neck: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
Jason, immediately pointing under the bed.
Dick, grabs something and yanking it out: FUCKER. WHERE ARE MY TIES.
Tim, already struggling: YOU GAVE ME PEPSI. I ASKED FOR COKE.
Dick: I HAVE A MEETING TODAY.
Tim: SHOULDVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SOONER BITCH.
Jason, turns another page.
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mycroftrh · 3 months ago
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Tim: *draped over Jason’s couch, deeply depressed*
Jason, awkwardly: Would you, uh, like a gun? That always seems to help me…
Tim, wailing: You want to turn me into Gun Batman???
Jason: Gun… what?
Tim: I thought I could trust you!
Jason: In retrospect I’m sure you can see where you went wrong there.
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bbbbbbbbatman · 9 months ago
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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave
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