#mind you I don’t even have a cat
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I really dislike that it’s called “getting your car inspected” it makes it sound like inspector gadgets about to be all up in my business.
#mind you I don’t even have a cat#I mean car#I have a cat#and I certainly don’t want inspector gadget bothering him#anyway what do they inspect#inspector gadget#is there an inspector gadget fandom#?#my god I hope there is
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I would trust Munkustrap with my cat, my worldly possessions, and my life. That’s a 100% Good Guy right there. Not a single malicious bone in his body. Nothing but green flags. His loving parental energy is off the charts. He has never done anything wrong in his life. When they say ‘hashtag not all men’ I’m like ur right, Munkustrap would NEVER.


#munkustrap#cats 1998#he would guard ur laptop while you used the coffee shop bathroom#you ever seen someone SO wholesome and responsible and good that you just want to cry about it#he’s like mary poppins or some shit#oh wait#this is just my mommy issues again isn’t it#midnight musings#cats the musical#gruberstrap#I don’t even want to fuck him I just have Big Feelings about him#he’s so wholesome I don’t even mind the comphet
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“How can this many people simply vote for Trump in the first place?”
✨Gaslighting✨
And
✨Teaching themselves apathy because they have been pushed to the brink and are only focused on their own survival and think that this guy will give it because he
gaslight themmmm✨
#literally know so many Trump voters that are okay with you being yourself in any way AS LONG#as you don’t say the magic words or do the magic things#they have trigger words which make them instantly turn their brain to pure anger and most have forgotten why this is at this point#gaslighting#manipulation#my mom encouraged being a tomboy but not the label trans#she even let one of my siblings call themselves a boy as they were growing up#she also has memory issues so she believes that a bullseye appearing around a tick bite only was a thing after the Covid vaccine#despite her son having had a bullseye YEARSSSS ago (long before Covid)#she supports me age regressing as long as I don’t say the magic words age regressing#she buys me legos and gives me some baby toys sometimes#she is fine with me wearing animal ears and all as long as I never say I’m a furry or a therian#she is gaslit obviously.#she only believes because she has been convinced and then convinced to convince herself that she had to believe some things#grandparents when you say you have ptsd 😡😡😡 grandparents when you say that sometimes you feel lost outside your own skin and#stuck in the past in such a painful realist way you almost feel like it was all really again 🙂🙂🙂 ‘‘me too!’’#the use of langustics to shape a cult and a people’s minds#cat rambles#us elections#us politics#us election#election 2024#election day#donald trump#trump
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Lamb unfortunately was Not dainty in their escape 😔😩
(Feat. @paintpaintpaintman’s Petra in the third sketch)
#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl bishops#cotl oc#cotl midas#wip… 👀#I need to draw my post-game bishop designs more 😔#and then pANIC-#ngl I can handle a lot of the sensitive/graphic parts of COTL#but Narinder’s fight always makes me squirm#I don’t like eyes I dONT LIKE EYES-#I DONT EVEN MIND THE FLAYING I JUDT DONT LIKE HIS EYES 😭😭#nyways#DEER BUDDIES YAAAY!!#they have lots to bond over 😩#The answer to Narinder’s question? he can’t (‘: (at least at first)#I hc it takes a good century or so for the Bishops to adjust to their new wounds 😔😩#also…. new oc 🥺🤲 started thinking about Lamb’s childhood and hmgngh#she’s a new fave I need to digitalize her when I get a chance#Azzy…. the cat in him is Entranced with Shiny Noisy Bells 😩😩#Lamb doesn’t mind 🥺🤲#MIDASSS tfw you have a cool idea for a sketch and it’s for Him of all people 😤😔#I MEAN THAT /LH BTW ik there are people who like him!!#I wanna digitalize him when I finish Leshy 👀#and then…….#another sketch from that thing I mentioned a lil while ago 👀#it’s finished btw but will probably still be a while yet before I post it 😔😩
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Combined prompts suggested by @wtjaden and @ahhhh-118!
#I dont even know what specific fable I'm mentioning but THERE WAS ONE#Margo is so pretty kissed by sunlight over there and all dolled up but she’s SO DONE WITH LIFE. Hence a witch#obviously.#Not a very grateful person is she#more like 'why the hell won't you stay out of my business boy'#I don’t know if the idea in my mind got properly rendered on paper?#Mordecai the evil elf in the shadows looks so omnious#But he’s really just playing dumb#GUILTY AS CHARGED AND DOESN’T REGRET IT#also the floor is all shiny because it's supposed to be squeaky clean#not because they're having hallucinations or sum#lackadaisy#artists on tumblr#lackasona#oc#original character#marjorie ford#oc art#mordecai heller#self insert#sketch#lackadaisy cats#tracy j butler#lackaoc#morderie#lackadaisy oc
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Turning your favorite characters into cats is a BAD IDEA because while trying to figure out the most plausible way to make a cat as close to a rainbow as possible genetically (using breed specific traits on breeds they don’t work with too because it’s a doodle screw it) you will discover something genetic that doesn’t make sense in YOUR CATS and then spend an entire day on breeder and veterinarian websites discussing the minute differences between different types of gray and run around aggressively explaining cat genes to people and trying to get their opinion on something and still not get answers and if this becomes a hyperfixation I should be legally allowed to scream
#WHAT ARE YOU.#THE MOST STANDARD RUNNOF THE MILL KITTY CAT EXCEPT FOR O N E (1) TRAIT.#MY BEST GUESS IS INCOMPLETE DOMINANCE?#YOU ARE AN ENIGMA.#Rambles#Anyways. Renee figured out probably. The most colors I can fit on her from my very limited knowledge is having her be a chimera to get two#Sets of genes. Even though the two are genetically impossible to have the same mother because one is very specific to one breed but#This is fine it’s fine. One dna set sunshine silver tabby tortie. This color is technically only found in Siberian cats which she would not#be but it’s fine it’s fine and the other could be flame point? To get white (hair) and red (another color)#Or a plain calico#I do not know#Or maybe flamepoint and Russian blue?#Or there’s even chimera cats that are lilac with red stripes#No telling#i I don’t know#im losing my mind
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a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces
#shoutout to the multiple months when I was young when I was obsessed with flatwoman#‘who the fuck is flatwoman’ heh. well. you ever watch the pbs kids show peg + cat?#she appeared in like two episodes and let’s just say. I would’ve died for her as a kid#and yup ok you guessed it this trend continued with my boy pumpkin daddy#what thehell is wrong with that guy and more important question why is he my absolute favorite character of all time#I’m not even talking strictly about PDBC here alright? in that I have full control over him#in ROOTS? oh boy unstoppable force of nature someone Actually euthanize him or something he’s going to commit heinous crimes if left alone#he’s So bizarre mind if I just talk about that before going back to sleep? his morals are all over the place#‘this poor abandoned child. her mother should be ashamed of doing this to her. anyway let’s kidnap her for money’#and then he fucking pretends that he didn’t remember that happening#not that it DIDNT happen but that he just doesn’t remember it??.okay go off king??#at this point I don’t even know if he was lying he might just have Alzheimer’s or something he’s gettin kinda old#also Alzheimer’s is the worst word ever I have to look it up to spell it every time ffs so annoying#also worth mentioning that he almost got himself killed in a pursuit of someone’s money#and then not even a YEAR later he was back at it again trying to scam the SAME people lol GIVE IT A REST#I didn’t type lol this is travesty istg I didn’t type lol there there’s a lol ghost on the loose#he needs to be put down or something#and why the hell is he actually one of the nicest parents like huh?..?man what??#yeah this is my little science experiment I made solely for money. i love her she’s beautiful she’s awesome#my brother in Christ pick a side are you horrible or not#ok also wait that reminds me. it was unintentionally implied that he wasn’t evil once#I won’t go into it for the sake of time but. raises eyebrow. what the hell do you mean#at least I think it was unintentional. it’s still weird to me and I never bothered asking#anyway I should probably go back to sleep I have n appointment in like. two hours. sigh#yayyyy I love characters who suck!!! 🥰🥰🥰 pop off you asshole king and or queen
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Hmmmmm okay you all can ignore this lmao I’m just going to Complain On The Internet for a bit because I’m pretty sure it’s that or tell the next person to say hi my entire life story, and no one wants that, least of all me ✌️
#I imagine I am extremely boring to be around right now lmao but anyway#nothing’s unfixable and nothing is stuck like this#and if the version of me from a year ago saw me and found out I’d got back into acting? like I have an agent now and I’m getting roles#and auditions and stuff? past me would be so excited!!! and present me is too!#but it’s just everything else#99% sure I’m going to fail the panel resit on Wednesday#which is fine I mean I already have a master’s degree! no one NEEDS another postgraduate degree lol#at least not in my line of work#but I suppose another string to the bow would’ve been nice#anyway I’m sending off all these job applications so I can get out of Freelance Copywriter Hell#but it’s just rejection after rejection and sure I can manage as a freelancer but it’s shitty and unpredictable#and even with the cat I hate being at home it’s so quiet and empty#and sure I have friends but none of them are within ‘text to say I’m coming over’ distance#and I’m not close with any of them#I’ve known some of them for years but the ones I used to be close to have moved on#like my deepest friendships are mostly just ‘send funny meme/bitch about work’ friends#honestly the closest I’ve been with anyone recently was going out-out with the cast and crew form one of the shorts I’m working on#but like. we are Work Friends you know. a lot of them knew each other already but there are lines I can’t cross if we’re all gonna stay#*stay professional#oh and then there’s my grandmother’s funeral on Friday and I’m so angry for reasons I don’t understand#like I’m not angry at her for being dead. I didn’t even really cry about it#but it’s just been ‘hmm I could kick a wall right now’ for weeks now#I don’t even know what’s wrong with me recently#I keep trying to record music stuff but every time I open my mouth to sing I just want to snap the microphone cable#and if I was sad that would be one thing but I’m not#I’m just like… flat???? like I showed up somewhere and forgot to bring myself#does that make any sense#and I don’t want to be around my family on Friday and I don’t know why it’s not really fair to them#but I don’t even want to hear myself talk right now never mind anyone else#anyway it’s fine. cry about it then get a grip lmao
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lol anyone wanna pay for me to live at a motel so I don’t have to live under this roof and walk on eggshells all the time? That would be pretty cool. 🙃
#talking peach#my mother informed me this morning I can’t say “cats” in front of my uncle#because if I do he remembers my cats are here (which don’t effect him in any way mind you. he doesn’t even see them) and gets mad about it#this is not the only thing I have to try not to say btw#but it is the most odd and like… unfair? because they are my life? and they like… exist?#it just doesn’t make any fucking sense tbh
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hi i’m here for my routine (not really) random autistic screeching about a character from my childhood that I adore.
today’s victim;
“Oh” FROM DREAMWORKS’ HOME!
look at this man and Tell me he’s neurotypical.
look at him. He is so the first autistic Boov that didn’t mask.
he’s just like me fr fr.
like- LIKE.
#Hiding this in tags because uh.#Internet scary.#AND OH MY GOD Y’ALL.#THE TK POTENTIAL WITH HIM???#A SILLY GOOBER ALIEN THAT DOESN’T EVEN KNOW CATS PURR OR KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY DANCING TO MUSIC IS???#DON’T YOU DARE TRY AND TELL ME HE’D HAVE *ANY* CLUE WHAT TKLS ARE BRO.#HE’D BE SO DAMN CLUELESS-#JUST LIKE WHEN HE STARTED DANCING TO THE MUSIC AND DIDN’T KNOW WHY HIS BODY WAS MOVING ON ITS OWN.#HE’D BE SO CONFUSED ABOUT WHY AND HOW A SIMPLE TOUCH IS MAKING HIM LAUGH SO MUCH LIKE.#AND I’M PRETTY SURE THE NETFLIX SHOW LIKE CONFIRMED THAT HE IS TKLISH CANONICALLY.#Like I think Pig (the cat) was like constantly playing with Oh’s.. antennae? Whatever the swirls on the side of his head are.#and he’d like- laugh or sm.#If that isn’t a canonical tklishness#then idk what is.#(Imma go see if I can track down the ep on YT to double check my words though.)#Update: Never mind I guess I’m not fact-checking my words-#BECAUSE I CANNOT FIND THIS EPISODE ANYWHERE. (I can’t actually go through the episodes themselves bc streaming services are EXPENSIVE-)#but I’m POSITIVE that it happened once.#I will go to my grave believing this scene/episode exists#unless proven otherwise.
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Me when I notice a spider normally: awww, hi cutie
Me when there’s MOVEMENT RIGHT BESIDE MY HEAD ON MY PILLOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT: AAH! Jesus FUCKING Christ. When did you get there and why my pillow? *catching breath* *I gently shake them onto the floor* *i then have to pick up my laptop from where it slid off of my startled ass*
#emma posts#that species might not be deadly on its own. but the shock might have killed me#it was a chill little wolf spider. a species im familiar with#really common around here and there used to be a bunch where I would wait for the school bus as a teen#I have adhd so of course I would just stare at them until the bus showed up#this one was pretty big. about the size of a U.S. quarter coin#an impressive but not unheard of size#once I realized what it was and got them onto the floor I was fine#but I had to catch my breath and I think I bent my charging cord weirdly#my cat wasn’t happy with the sudden movement but SORRY FOR HAVING A HEART ATTACK I GUESS#not a literal one. but my heart was certainly moving#this all happened last night and I was reminded of it when I went to pick something up today#if it’s just one little guy that minds it’s own business I don’t mind having them around#but did they need to startle me that badly?#taking the lords name in vain and I’m not even Christian anymore#the guy was like all leg so it was a bunch of sudden movements out of the corner of my eye#and in a way that insects don’t. they only have six and they kinda move together you know?#but spiders kinda ripple#I hadn’t seen a spider in this place all year. okay? my guard was down in my room#I hope i don’t see a bunch more because the building doesn’t like them and they might call an exterminator
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Have a feeling that, if more of you read Riders of the purple sage by Zane Grey, you’d be going mad over Lassiter
#the puns with his surname would be insufferable it sometimes sneaks up on me#i love him very dearly#both him and jane#Jane for being exactly who she is; stubborn kind welcoming and seemingly dumb but actually quite clever#she has a ranch all to herself#and for lassiter…… his name is Jim. I was not expecting that#secondly he’s from texas and now i had to figure out how texans speak.#this one also sneaks up on me because i did not earlier have a) a realisation that texan accent Does Exist so i remembered that’s a thing#too and b) i did not ususally connect texan accent with cool people (sorry but i only ever heard it once in a blue moon from tv)#anyway I love him very much because in the first chapters he comes all like “Yes. The Black cowboy it is me. I am very dangerous.#Jane I will protect you and your friend.” and then he does and#Jane later invites him for dinner and the man just… dissolves into a puddle with heart eyes on it like “oh i… really miss#it is a-a-alright; you don’t have to invite me for dinner [insert that emotional crying cat] Lassiter can survive just fine”#He’s twirling his hat all that time in his hands like a nervous teenager#I mean he comes there all strong and brooding and whenever Jane speaks he just. Melts. Babygirl really#he goes to retrieve Jane’s cattle he loses his horse in the process!!!#and he still stays! Even when Jane tries so hard to deter him from killing who he came to kill hes like “oh well. Guess I’ll stay here unti#you… change your mind” and Jane’s like “I will not change my mind”. And he goes#“Oh well ill stay anyway you need help managing a farm on your own” and he just stays to “help”#i could write paragraphs about Jane as well but this is a Lassiter appreciation post <3#book#books#it talks#tag edition#riders of the purple sage#zane grey
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I’m also good at complaining at every minor inconvenience too
I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over
#I am so cat ready#I’ll meow for no fucking reason#keep you up at night#jump at cucumbers just because#scratch the shit out of your brand new stuff#look you in the eyes while I do it#complain that you haven’t fed me yet#it’s been an entire 20 seconds past dinner time#i will also meow because you haven’t pet me enough#why was I put into this cruel world if I can’t have head scratches#whenever I want them#I’m also going to complain when you pet me too much#I will bite#I will scratch#why can’t you read my mind#why aren’t you fluent in my meows yet#it’s been years human#I know some of your words#yet you don’t even know my meows#I am the true leader of this house#you feed me and clean my poop#while I pay nothing
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Just a reminder that you can 100% draw fanart for my fanfics, like actually please do, I will cry and stare at it for hours. Just tag me so I can see it!
#actually same for if a fic inspires another fic#totally not inspired to make this when I saw how much art how to cat burglar a family has#like it is fun! so I get it!#it just makes me sad that non of my gf fics have had art drawn of them…#I know a few rebels ones got a little art and I still think about those tbh so I’m not even joking#when I say I will love them always#anyways I’m just feeling things don’t mind me#also ao3 is down so I can’t comment on the last chapter cause I just finished cat burglar story rip#I looked it up and it sounds like it’s a 2 hour thing so uh…I’ll have to wait a bit lol#aceo rambles#feel free to reblog if you write fics I know I’m not the only one who feels this lol
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Don’t fuck around. I used to avoid using deet bug spray bc ~aw it makes my lungs frostyyy I can handle a few mosquito bites~ and then lyme ended up sending me to the hospital. Pick sets of outdoor clothes and treat them with permethrin every six weeks. Shower ::with a scrub brush:: after every time you’re in the brush. Ticks can be the size of this period >> .
If you get flu-like symptoms and it’s not flu season, if it’s not the rona, go in. I never found a tick and I didn’t get a rash til week 3 of having a fever that came and went. By the time I finally did end up in the hospital, it had gone after my heart, and it took nearly two solid years to stop having weird ass heart issues after that.
I'm trying to write a post about tick safety and avoiding tick bites, but a lot of the info on websites is like "Avoid going in the woods, in plants, and where there are wild animals" and "Activities like hiking and gardening can put you at risk" and I'm like thanks! This is worthless!
As ticks and tick borne illnesses are expanding their range, I think it's important for people to be educated about these things, and I think it's especially important to give people actual advice on how to protect themselves instead of telling them to just...avoid the natural world
Rough draft version of Tick Advice:
Ticks don't jump down on you from trees, they get on you when you brush against grass, brush, bushes etc.
Ticks get brought to an area when they get done feeding from an animal and fall off them. In the USA, the main tick-bringing animal is deer, but I've seen plenty ticks on feral cats and songbirds.
Ticks get killed when they dry out so drier areas with more sunlight are less favorable to ticks.
The above is useful for figuring out whether an area is likely to have lots of ticks, and how vigilant you have to be in that area.
Wear light-colored, long pants outside. Tuck your pants into your socks, and tuck your shirt into the waist of your pants. Invest in light, breathable fabrics idc
IMMEDIATELY change out of your outside clothes when you come back from a tick-prone area, wash them, and dry them on high heat to kill any ticks that might be stuck on.
Shower and check yourself for ticks after coming inside. Hair, armpits, and nether regions in particular. You can use a handheld mirror or rely on touch; an attached tick will feel like a bump kinda like a scab
While you're outside, you can just periodically check for ticks by running your hands down your legs and checking visually to see if anything is crawling on your clothes. Light colors make them easy to spot, and they don't move fast.
Combing through each others' hair to check for creepy crawly critters is a time-honored primate ritual and is not weird. When hiking, bring a friend who will have your back when you feel something on your neck and need to know if it's sweat or a tick
If you're careful, you can usually catch ticks before they bite you, but if one does bite you, it's not the end of the world. Since tickborne diseases are different regionally i suspect this advice will differ based on where you are, but the important thing is remove the tick with tweezers (DON'T use butter, a lit match, or anything that kills the tick while it's still attached, please) and contact a doctor to see what to watch for. Most illnesses you can catch from ticks are easily treatable if you recognize them when symptoms first appear
#after I got discharged from the hospital and met with my pcp. she told me don’t even bother tick checking just shower with a scrub brush#(mind you I got lyme from gardening IN MY OWN YARD. I know it was from my yard bc it was during planting season. I didn’t do shit but weed#plant water and get groceries for more than 30 days before my symptoms started#and that time clock was ::picked apart:: bc 40 days before that I was camping in a place that had an extremely rare but endemic encephalitis#there’s some wild fuckin shit that can transmit ::immediately:: upon bite. unlike lyme that needs a good day of attachment (give or take)#so just… just fuckin use permethrin on some dedicated outdoor gear and take reasonable precautions when applying if you have a cat
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hi! can i ask what's ur opinion on giving pets away? not necessarily because u can't afford to care for em anymore but maybe incompatibility of personalities or maybe lifestyles. is it wrong to give ur pet for adoption if u know someone who's better suited for keeping a pet, like emotionally?
This is going to be controversial, but I support making that choice.
There’s a lot of rhetoric lately around how it’s evil and unethical to rehome your pet if you don’t “need to.” And what that does is prioritize human ideology over the actual animal’s well-being.
Pets that aren’t a good match for your home or pets that aren’t really wanted anymore frequently have lower welfare! When caring for an animal becomes a burden or is forced, people end up resenting them, and that means the animal often doesn’t get all of its needs fulfilled. Even if you’re still feeding it and providing appropriate vet care, how likely are you to provide affection or enrichment to an animal you’re tired of being stuck with?
Lifestyle and personality really matter to making sure a pet is a good fit for a home. A dog that alert-barks at every leaf that moves is probably a bad fit for someone who has a chronic migraine syndrome, and they might not know that until the dog has been in the home for weeks and started to open up. A really feisty kitten that requires a ton of play might not do best in the home of someone older who wanted a quiet lap cat. And while you can you do your best to plan to find a compatible animal, you won’t always know ahead of time what issues might arise.
“Forever home” rhetoric is really, really popular and I think it’s very unfair to the animals it is supposed to support. It started with the backlash of seeing animals abandoned inappropriately, and has been heavily reinforced in the public mind because it’s so frequently used to drive fundraising and support for legislation. The whole “forever home” concept communicates to people that getting an animal is an immutable commitment and that if you can’t keep an animal, it is a personal moral failing. It frames human priorities (we think people who get rid of animals are Evil and Bad and should be shunned) as more important than actual welfare needs for individual animals (are they getting the care they need where they are).
Obviously, I don’t support people dumping animals or just getting fad pets they’ll discard immediately, but there’s so many alternate situations that can arise. Even if it’s just “they got a pet and didn’t know what caring for it would take and didn’t want to care for it so they brought it back, how awful” like… okay, I’d like the person to have done more research before they got a pet, but isn’t it better that the animal now has a second chance to go to better home? Knowing what a commitment requires theoretically can be very different than having to actually follow through regularly, and I’d rather see someone maturely acknowledge that having an animal isn’t a good fit than keep it anyway!!
If animals being happy and with all their biological, veterinary, and social needs fulfilled is actually the goal, we need to prioritize their welfare over human opinion. I’d much rather see an animal rehomed responsibly to somewhere it will thrive and be welcomed than see people keep animals they can’t/don’t want to care for out of guilt or shame.
#pets#rehoming animals#animal ethics#animal welfare#there is obviously a lot of nuance to each situation but overall I want pets to be in places that are a good fit#even if that means it isn't where they started out
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