#microdosed with the Sillies

[oxventurequotes]

johnny: you can move thirty feet

mike: per what

johnny: round

mike: and a round is?

johnny: SIX SECONDS

[attleboy]

time for my favorite kind of audience interaction! completely spontaneous!!! :D sequel to this based off what people said i should do with her... @royalphantompain

@protodoggy

can't swim. idiot (don't get mad at me i can't swim either)

@frog4278

@zellawrs

@vanillawaferstudios @scentedrascalwobblerflap

@lemonpuffxxx @all-seeing-tomato

@miguxadraws

well it appears we killed her! good job team!! :D [clap clap]

it's fine she'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiine. probably

[marlynnofmany]

February Fiction Fight

The easiest writing challenge, on the shortest month! The only goal is to write "a bit of something" each day.

Something. Anything. A cool scene that doesn't have a full story to fit into yet. A plot twist that would be great several books into a series. A description of the visuals in that one cool movie. A conversation between your favorite characters about an unlikely food combination.

A page, a paragraph, a sentence. What's that cool story you're going to write someday? Jot down what you know so far. Maybe you'll know more tomorrow. Or maybe you'll be off and running with some other fascinating concept.

No limits, no minimum wordcount! Just write a bit of something.

You play February Fiction Fight by writing each day (or as many days as you can; no shame in being busy).

You win by having more fun than everybody else.

I plan to have an absolute blast!

[moe-broey]

When playing Miitopia...

[ventii-impact]

mfw the lore behind wine (particularly dandelion wine) in genshin only serves to further reinforce venti's connection to memory and time and him being an alcoholic isn't just a funny character trait but also ties into his themes 🤯

[the-acid-pear]

see the thing that gets me about the human centipede is that you're either a normie going to watch a movie and getting scared over nothing of you're a freak whos going like WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?! and like both can backfire bc i cannot stress enough The Human Centipede is such a stupidly tame movie there's barely any blood at all but thing is what makes me be SO insane about it it's that Heiter's actor May He Rest In Peace just put his WHOLE PUSSY into playing him making it such a fucking enjoyable and hilarious movie.

Like you cannot go watch the human centipede first sequence expecting to be scared bc you'll get bored in the first 40 minutes of doomed yuri but you gotta embrace the sheer campiness of it. Nobody cares about the campiness bro. He makes chicken sounds. He makes horrible silly chicken noises. Are you listening to me.

[commotionpotion]

longposting about the pains of gifted kid syndrome and the desire for instant gratification aside i recently saw a tok about microdosing happiness by practicing things like gratitude and contentment and serenity before trying to just. become a happy person overall and i really liked it. you gotta work your way up

[c-kiddo]

Tgirl cad means the world to me, hope youre ok

🫶 im ok :') thank u. . she means tha world to me too . girl of all time . i should draw more things but busy. but she is so <3 <3 <3 for ever and ever and ever

[khihi]

why don't you rewatch the barve oceana music video again maybe then you'll calm down

[tanukitsuneko-suki]

ao3 down just when i was reading an outsider pov paraemu fic. agony

[ctommy-chileno]

Thinking of getting into ranboo to go through the inniter drought

[l-e-morgan-author]

Patience had always read about people who got into accidents passing out. She had not been prepared to not pass out.

Sneak peek from today's chapter, "Baptism"! Catch up on previous chapters on my blog. Also check out my recent blog post, "The Year of the Comfort Reread", previously posted on this blog.

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Also, stay tuned for the announcement about the novel I am writing, starring the characters you know and hopefully love from The Patience of Hope!

[patheticwhimsy]

feeling very delete all of my social media, remove all trace of myself from the internet, and go hide in a cabin in the woods

[the-freespirited-princess-trope]

i don’t believe in super streaming or artificially streaming or that numbers at all matter to the quality of a song and the bond i have with it in my heart.... but you best believe i watch the 0x1=LOVESONG music video every single day, sometimes twice or thrice, and have for months, because i want it to reach 100M like its sisters

[roychewtoy]

needs to be put down (<-making a jamie tartt edit)

[tonysobranie]

i just looked in the mirror and realised i am starting to look like the teenage boy i could've been 🩵🩷🩵 nice