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i do not care if bedroom fairy lights are forever perceived as a twee millennial thing i can never go back. any light that is not striving to approximate the soft glow of candlelight does not belong in my bedroom

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i could never leave here

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

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idk much about jojos bizarre adventure but what i DO know is that there’s a character named r.e.o. speedwagon like the fucking 70s rock band and everyone just thinks that’s fine 

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reading progressive sex ed caricatures with accurate and detailed and realistic diagrams of sexual organs + shows their variation, but all i can think about is how there is no discussion of what srs is besides the fact that it exists

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Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

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Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

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op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

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applying for internships and i think the job market may be irreparable

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Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.

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I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

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can we please for the love of god waste our short and meaningless lives together

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The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.