#messiest

[ksodirty]

[stoicmike]

Studio is an awful mess. Spent some time today adjusting and sharpening the little paper cutter. Have another, much larger, I rarely bring out, for matboard, etc. The 91% alcohol on the table is for deglazing the acrylic on the collages, so the purple Indian ink won't creep when I letter them.

[why-the-heck-not]

understanding academic concepts got me blushing swinging my legs giggling

[stealingpotatoes]

ITS OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

(wrong answers only)

[weeblmaodotcom]

Peach Girl was one of the messiest anime I’ve seen , Meme by Weeblmao.com

[copepods]

poly ship concept where a couple keeps getting divorced and remarried again on purpose because theyre both in love with the divorce attorney

[kokoasci]

colored them in !! for funsies

[princ3shit]

help i've fallen for taissa turner and i can't get up

[thearchercore]

"we don't have a mini drs as an upgrade" oh he has no respect for that illegal mclaren he's so funny

[dlartistanon]

Interpersonal Rhine Lab relationships aren't escaping the unethical allegations

[nomilatico]

Something Wicked this way come

[micahdotgov]

this was gay sex btw

[bewilclerment]

i cannot get Rio’s desperate “why don’t you want me?” out of my head

Like she pretended that whole performance was about needing a body to return the balance of things, ie, if she can’t have Billy’s body, she’ll take Agatha’s. But it’s more than that.

She was hurt when Agatha insinuated she was “evil”. She’s not evil, she’s just doing her job. “I am the natural order of all things, baby. And you love me.”

She knows Agatha loves her. She’s begging Agatha to just see her already, accept the fact that Rio was just doing her job with Nicky, that she didn’t have a choice. Agatha thinking she’s evil implies she wanted to kill Nicky, that she enjoyed it, and that sickens her. She wants to overcome this hurdle, she wants eternity with Agatha. But Agatha kept rejecting her again and again and again.

“Why don’t you want me? Huh?” is pleading with her to just stop rejecting her, to understand. But Agatha’s too stubborn for her own good.

[sacrificiallane]

want to try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs? ― luke castellan

cw: pure smut! established relationship, fem!reader, oral (male receiving), rushed ending, usage of handcuffs (Luke is cuffed hehe), mention of dom!Luke, teasing!user, lemme know if i missed anything ♡

the son of Hermes was usually all about taking charge, eager to show you a good time all the god-damn time. and it's not like he wasn't good at it either, honestly. he'd always leave you satisfied.

but gods, he'd be lying if he said he wasn’t enjoying that little show you were putting on just for him. pink glittery cowboy hat prettily sat on top of your head, thighs on either side of him as you were straddling his lap, and his wrists bound to the headboard with "fuck―" fuzzy pink handcuffs...

"come on princess," the metal rattled against the headboard with a sigh as he tried to get it loose, "y'know you won't go through with that. hm?" because he knew you better than that, knew that you would become tired and whiny just in mere minutes and then beg him to finish the job for you.

but your cute little giggling noises made him overthink that statement again. maybe you were going to go through with it, and that just made him restless.

„im serious, dollface.“

but you were too. very serious indeed about taking charge for now, as your fingers broadly traveled over your boyfriend’s defined body all the way down to his belt. it was seriously maddening to the dark haired demigod. you knew exactly where to press to coax out another groan.

„m‘ serious too. very serious.“

"is that so?" Luke had to swallow at the sight of your warm fingers working him over his pants, gradually getting stiffer under your touch, too.

and that was your goal, wasn’t it? to tease him just like he’d normally do you instead. this was sweet revenge for all the denying and teasing he would always put you through.

you hummed happily at the sight of his prominent boner, eyes flickering occasionally up to his own gaze as though you were making sure that he was still cuffed to the headboard. which he still was, of course, and much to his own demise…

being satisfied with him still being bound, you resumed your journey down his v-line, until your became restless yourself and tugged his pants down. just enough so that you could reach inside his boxers.

luke hissed at your touch, head banging against the wooden headboard with a frustrated groan.

„come on,“ he tried to coax you again, „the fun is over…, let me take charge now.“

but you just wouldn’t listen…

where your fingers had been, there was soon enough a heat surrounding his straining dick. your tongue licking broadly over the underside, up and down, just to drive him immensely mad.

„fuck-,“ he couldn’t keep himself quiet anymore. your mouth was just so warm, and the way you were looking at him … lovesick and sweet, made it all the more difficult to keep his noises down.

groans and such were spilling over your boyfriend’s lips with much more fervor as you began to do it the slightest bit quicker.

it was messy, as your drool mixed with his pre, making it easier to glide your tongue over all the spots that made him twitch.

„fuck- baby,“ another groan as his fingers tightened around the handcuffs, as he would’ve normally gripped your hair by now, „a little more, come on…“

and the sight of you was absolutely sinful. your lips all shiny and smeared with his pre - it had him tightening his whole body, twitching and huffing and „shit…“

Luke couldn’t have warned you even if he tried…, his chest just heaved up and down, out of breath, as ropes of cum spurted over your hands and painted your sweet little face with more and more sin…

[lilacthebooklover]

words cannot express how funny it is to me that i got a divorce ad directly under the billford tag

[timotheecontent]

"A baby between Feyd-Rautha and an Atreides daughter would have brought peace between the Harkonnens and the Atreides, and created an über being." - Denis Villeneuve (New York Times)