#mess with them

[bundlesofuggggh]

do you ever wanna just… piss someone off?

You know, when someone really really deserves to be messed with? And it would usually be soooooo easy too… 

Like I have relatives who are so conservative and religious and do you ever wanna just 

Me: “hey, I am LGBTQIA  and I don’t believe in god”

Them: “‘you’re going to hell!”

Me: “sweet, I was gonna off myself anyway. Hey, if he’ll is real, I’ll see you there. That would suck for me.”

… and then just like, leave the convo? Me too.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[isjasz]

Stellar death

[redwinterroses]

[You Can Bop if You Want To is playing behind this entire clip]

Gem: "If Bdubs walks up to us right now he's gonna have so many questions." [general laughter from Skizz, Tango, Cub, Pearl, Scar, and Impulse.] Skizz: "I want us to just set this up in front of somebody's house to just do it until they come out!" [Tango and Pearl laugh and "hooooo..." in unison] Skizz: [singing along] "...no friends of miiiiine..." Pearl: "That is so good..." Skizz: "This is amazing--" Pearl: "It's almost on beat too!" Impulse: "It's so close--" Pearl: [distinctly off-beat] "Bop, bop, bop!" [Pearl and Skizz back and forth "bop"-ing, Skizz on-beat and Pearl off] Skizz: [laughing] "Pearl!" Pearl: "What!?" Skizz: [imitating Pearl] "Pearl! Bap bap bap!" Gem: "The lag is making--" Pearl: "Am I delayed?" Skizz: "A bap bap bap--" Gem: "--it's like, totally different--" Pearl: "Ohhhh, maan...!" Skizz: "Dude, this is amazing--!" Pearl: "This is great." [Tango laughing] Skizz: "We are so in sync, dude!" Tango: "This is so cool -- we are so professional!"

[paiigemahoney]

9-1-1 | Hen & Chimney "And thanks for following me down that hillside." "The first of many, I'm sure."

[akanemnon]

I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.

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[itzitxou]

Mobei-jun wants to smooch too.

Give him a moment he's learning.

[turtletoria]

i wanted to try drawing older Mabel and Dipper !

[gingerswagfreckles]

I hope they find the idiot rich ppl I hope a teenager doesn't have to die a horrible nightmare death and then I also hope they immediately get slapped with a $500,000 bill to repay the taxpayer cost of rescuing them from their idiocracy and then also another $1billion dollars inconvenience fee of making us all hear about this for 3 days straight.

[lesbos-crossings]

it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”

[mayomkun]

Our hometown's in the dark

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...

So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.

No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.

"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.

It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?

So he does just that.

From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.

Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.

Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.

Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.

He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.

Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".

Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.

This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.

Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.

And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?

He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?

He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...

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Check the tags for more context!

[raycatzdraws]

The true botw shrine experience. I don't think Four approves!

The full comic page and some colorful Fours can be found under the read more!

A meme redraw based on something I did in a playthrough lol. Out of arrows? Throw your sword!

I love Four so much aaAA

[soldrawss]

Something something 16yo 2k12 Mikey gets sucked into a portal and sent into the RISE universe and ends up helping raise the RISE kiddos AU

[hellofellowneighborhoodnothings]

house md summary

[adobe-outdesign]

there was a period of time during the early days of Neopets wherein they would redesign an older pet. in order to pick a redesign they'd offer a poll with a few different options, like this:

but during 2001—2004 they would do polls with several completely normal, similar-looking options and then one (1) just completely messed up option that they never acknowledged or explained

my personal favorite was the Gelert one