#men r scary

[makkir0ll]

i hate it when guys try to fuck me on the first date like no babe i just came here for you to pay for food bc i’m broke and to have a fun silly makeout!! that’s all thank you

[man1cpixiedreamcowboy]

charles xavier 🤝 scott pilgrim

bad pick up lines

[heuldoch7b]

fucking whoops i actually like the space marines i designed intended to be throw-away designs. i want to draw them suited up but its such a pain trying to figure out what i should be making their armor. im still kinda confused about it all 😰

anyways, they function really well as mental foils to each other. two brainwashed old men in a crude, poor approximation of 'love' hacking and crushing in the name of the gilded bicephalic eagle.

[heuimagines]

hear me out. duncan x nigel.

dark romcom style scenario where duncan gets contracted to kill nigel, yet despite distinctly not liking him upon first sight he ends the night hooking up w him instead of killing him.

and it keeps happening. every. single. time. they meet up. they fight. they fuck. they both leave alive.

—🫀

[cupcakeinat0r]

Me on Tumblr: I wanna big ass man to absolutely destroy me n do disgusting things to me. I will cook and clean and give him children and also baby him.

Me irl if a guy looked my way: Please leave me alone and also I hate you.

[chososdiscordkitten]

would you ever write a multi where the jjk men see reader without makeup for the first time? or something along those lines?

-🧠

this is actually a very funny ask- because I for one, am terrifying without makeup. I shave my eyebrows and I have MASSIVE bags. my brothers have compared me to the girl in the ring- or compared me to a ghost. that and my hair is black so, even more points to the fact I look scary.

I would maybe one day when I wanna write sum fluffff- but I don't know how Chosito would feel about having me with makeup on, and most of all WITH EYEBROWS, and then just me looking like Voldemort when I take em off

me thinks he'd just be like :O??? WHERE r they

[polkadotzzzz]

jayvik fans need to be mentally assed cus

tf you mean they writing stories about the dudes killing mel? my princess? and sky? my bookworm?

demonizing my girls just because they hate that two BEAUTIFUL woman had a crush on a man?

dont even get me started on the fanart its just on another level

[rocks-in-my-vodka]

truly highlights the abusive hypocrisy of catholicism wherein they revere the mother mary and diabolically abuse their own women in ways tht would cause even the devil to look away in shame. “immaculate” from start to finish had no intention of being palatable to any audience and played on the offence in every.single.shot. the symbolism of her taking down the reverend mother, the pope-y guy and the father using symbols of devotion (the cross, the rosary beads, fire and the nail) was… immaculate. it’s a disturbing watch for sure, but i loved that the ultimate message of the film was taking back agency, pro choice at its best. to prey on young vulnerable women to drug them and force them to carry a child without their consent, and then discard them like objects if they can’t carry it??? and to say it’s all in the name of god?? insane. i love tht the turning point in the film was when tht popey guy said “if this is not gods plan y doesn’t he stop us” which made cecilia’s blood boil so much she just went “okay i’ll show you how god stops this motherfucker” because rlly thts when she realised these ppl don’t even believe in god they’re just deranged lunatics torturing women. and in the end the symbolism of killing the demon tht they put inside her, taking back control, turning the tables on the catholic glorification of women’s suffering… film of the fucking year. the entire time everyone pampered her and praised her but it wasn’t her, they only cared about what was inside her. in the opening shot the nun who tries to escape prays to mary, not jesus, the entire film they care abt the male child inside her, when she almost drowns they check the baby first, they reassure her tht the baby’s ok, but SHE ISNT OKAY. the ending was one of the most satisfying endings ever. it really reversed the trope on the labour of child birth frm smth to be glorified to really showing it for wht it is, a horribly gory procedure. the catholic church and christianity as a whole prove time and again (through their actions even in the real world) that god may or may not exist, but the devil surely does.

i can see why sydney fought to get this movie released since 2014. sydney sweeney immaculATE

[petrichorium]

you have the floor please tell us about the terrifying levels of rizz 🎤

HFNCJNDJF idk it’s probably me and my own weirdness but sometimes the rizz is so strong it goes full circle and makes me wanna burst into tears LMFAOOOOOOO like if a guy is Too Smooth it activates my fight or flight response,,,,,,, personally it’s probs this combo of making me feel like I don’t affect them at all/making me wonder how many others they’ve put these moves on/just generally I Do Not Like Attention Being On Me so it v much ends up turning me off worse than if they’re rizzless pfft so that’s why I say terrifying like it genuinely makes me uncomfortable instead of attracted to them,,,,,,,,, almost feels fake or shallow to me somehow

If we wanna get into this w my Specific examples tho:

Jing Yuan figures this out Very Quickly and backs off. He takes a more subtle approach, almost building a relationship as colleagues n slowly working up to Rizz Levels over decades so by the time he’s rlly putting moves on me I’m too far in to run off 💔 in some ways that’s even scarier LMFAOOOOO and leads to me pulling away at random points (see: the great starchess incident which leads to me avoiding him for some time and refusing to play starchess with him forever) but ultimately it’s Jing Yuan and he is nothing if not the king of the long game.

Shanks is too oblivious (and drunk) to catch on at first, thinks I’m playing hard to get until Beckman smacks some sense into him and he realizes oh I’m like legitimately scared. I’m almost inclined to say it morphs into this lil challenge + boyish amusement at my reactions, where he kinda backs off the blatant attempts to sleep w me and declares he’s gonna win me over by badgering me throughout the day instead. It is Not enough he’s still far too charming for me to let my guard down, I don’t think he rlly knows how to turn it off 😭😭😭

I def don’t think it’s a coincidence that these two r the favs I am most prickly/“tsundere” with and they’re also my favs w the most rizz,,,,,,, it just makes me wanna pull away on some level. Unfortunately (fortunately) for me these two r into that 😪 they both v much like the push and pull i think my reaction in these examples is the very thing that initially draws them to me yk

[telltaleanatomicalheart]

okay, so no more male moots.... stay away from me if u're not lesbian or trans oh my god.....

[soliddaddy96]

soso fearful of cod fans all the time

[salstray]

i love haunted houses so much but i just can''t be Normal about them anymore. I went to one last night with my sister and mother and it was one where the actors could touch you if they so chose and one of them, dressed in all black, mask and everything, just... came up and gently ran their glove across my cheek and mussed my hair and I have Honest To GOd not been able to stop fucking thinking about it.

[vampyrluver]

i was thinking abt it nd i think i dont like tall men, idk like, what r u so tall for, calm down

[kitkat-vantas]

Hey hi if you ever say 'everyone is a little bisexual' to me I will personally pulverize you.

[remma-demma]

:( stayed up until 4 AM doomscrolling on tags i know are bad for my mental health againnnnnnnn

[bigwetbrowneyedclub]

@ god: some of the men you put on this earth are saying “you have fuckable hips” to grieving women