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disturbnot · 1 year

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" You gotta give the people what they want, " said as he woggles 'what they want' directly out in front. 'What they want' is covered in smooth fur, swinging low and slow, and pendulous.

Raichu's large feet scrape the floor back and forth, white and fluffy pot belly protruding, his generous coat of fat bunched up in thick rolls around his shoulders and neck like an Elizabethan ruff. Ash holds him up beneath his chubby arms like Simba in The Pyroar King; like a prize. " You gotta give 'em the big man. "

#KNEEL BEFORE RAICHU #the fattest man on the planet #is this an open? idk it could be an open. i'm just testing the waters. hi #so spur of the moment #so balls allegory #im 5

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mias-back-from-the-dead · 9 months

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

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erzvolnes · 4 months

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#please do rb this btw i know like 5% of you at most know my name #but even when im sure i know somebody's name i have to check to make sure #bc if i got it wrong id have to go missing #so im curious if anybody actually knows who anyone else is or if we're all just going by url

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smallsafespace · 5 months

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Stars I made for the farmers market 🥹⭐️

#the first one isnt for sale because its the first one with a face i made #so i keep #im not sure what to price them…#i was thinking $5 #art #mine #age regression #agere #kidcore #stuffed animals #star #im proud of these #transparent image #transparent #transparent png

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songofsaraneth · 1 year

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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

#YOU CAN MAKE FUN ONES!!!!!#like 4 people i know immediately started their own Fruit Adventure #im like 5 shapes down but only that few bc it takes Several meals to go through a box of pasta u kno #ramblings #resolutions

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thirstyvampyr · 4 months

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eheh make a wish

#im 5

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 3 months

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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

#lmk season 5 spoilers #lmk spoilers #lmk season 5 #lego monkie kid #lmk #macaque #liu'er mihou #six eared macaque #sun wukong #monkey king #qi xiaotian #mk #li jing #anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first #but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes #i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist #Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT #like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair #POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings #macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt #MK NOOOOOOOOO #im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS #which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually #not explicitly shadowpeach #but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike #lion king reference! :D

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spitblaze · 4 months

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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minimanuke · 8 months

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Two babies talking, one throws tantrum because of a rival, the other because of his favourite show, i love them

#im very excited for episode 5 #both my favorite characters in this drawing s2 #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel #art

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inkskinned · 2 years

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.