#izvmimi

[petrichorium]

someone hands shanks a shank. who is the most likely person he’s going after and do you stop him?

I mean right now it seems to be kid and yes I’m stopping him—

Real answer is I think he’s going after one of his officers for the lols (probably Beckman) and I am not stopping him bc I would stand a greater chance of getting myself stabbed than helping Beck 😭😭😭 it does nothing

[whats-her-quirk]

with fave(s) of your choice, who brings over the most houseguests and who gets invited out more?

👁️👄👁️ Mimi sighting in the inbox

Sanji loves to host. He loves to set up elaborate charcuterie and pick out wine and will invite everyone he can think of if I’d let him because he wants people to eat well and have a good time bless his heart. I collapse once it’s over and he doesn’t even mind doing a lot of the cleanup himself if I just need a break

Jean is the one who gets invited out. He likes spending time with his/our friends but he’s almost never the one to initiate because he thinks he’s bothering people. In reality everyone wants to see him and they know the only way is to set it up themselves

[tteokdoroki]

what would be the colors yuuji sees when he first sees you? 🥺

i think yuuji would oddly enough see the colour blue first, it’s not my favourite but he would see the sky on the clearest of days and in the middle of spring too :( and then he’d see pink in the petals in the breeze and the pink in my clothes and then i think… brown!! a warm brown like the colour of my eyes n he’d think “wow, these are the most beautiful eyes ive ever seen” 🥺

[54prowl]

your tagsssssssssssssss

ERASES YOUR BUTT x

[daryascurse]

no bc your tags are so real

god 🥹 i was trying to find a specific example of what i meant but i'm so glad it made sense djghdfjkgfd you really said the unspoken truth of smut writing

[lunaarraaah]

Your husband loves your food. You make him a bento box everyday just for him to bring it back empty. And sometimes he gets a call in the morning when you two are both in your king sized mattress, he'd get a call like, "Hello? Is this ____? This is Sakari, the boss said you have to work extra today." You both get up and get ready while he gets changed and washes up and you make you both breakfast, and also his lunch with extra food.

:3

[osarina]

i’m crying LMAOOOOOOO

[thus-spoke-lo]

if you were stuck in an elevator which of your faves would you want it to be with? 🎤

Because I am who I am, please find below a ranked list of how much I’d want to be stuck in an elevator with my faves (why did I write that like a work email?):

Zoro: canonically only showers once a week and smells like steel. Beefy and intimidating, has no rizz. Would probably stand there and scowl at me, which I think I’d be into, but I don’t know if I could get past the stink. Rating: 2/10.

Doflamingo: i assume he’d immediately be a sex pest and I’m here for it. However, would probably also talk down to me like a crypto-bro until my vagina makes the Windows shut-down noise, so we gotta be fuckin’ early. Takes up all the damn space in there between his height and that damned coat. Canon powers could get us out of there most likely, but I doubt he’d use them without a few favors first. Rating: 8/10

Law: has no rizz and neither do I, would stare at each other autistically from opposite corners and give each other that tight-lipped white people smile every now and again. Hopefully would end up rambling about a hyperfixation which is the hottest thing anyone can do and we’d make out posthaste. His canon powers would have us out of the elevator before any of this could happen, however. Rating: 7/10

[weird-dere-writes]

Until Mimi fulfills her promise of destroying me, I will be basking in the greatest accomplishment of having her gagged for 15 minutes 💚💚💚💚💚

[petrichorium]

you have the floor please tell us about the terrifying levels of rizz 🎤

HFNCJNDJF idk it’s probably me and my own weirdness but sometimes the rizz is so strong it goes full circle and makes me wanna burst into tears LMFAOOOOOOO like if a guy is Too Smooth it activates my fight or flight response,,,,,,, personally it’s probs this combo of making me feel like I don’t affect them at all/making me wonder how many others they’ve put these moves on/just generally I Do Not Like Attention Being On Me so it v much ends up turning me off worse than if they’re rizzless pfft so that’s why I say terrifying like it genuinely makes me uncomfortable instead of attracted to them,,,,,,,,, almost feels fake or shallow to me somehow

If we wanna get into this w my Specific examples tho:

Jing Yuan figures this out Very Quickly and backs off. He takes a more subtle approach, almost building a relationship as colleagues n slowly working up to Rizz Levels over decades so by the time he’s rlly putting moves on me I’m too far in to run off 💔 in some ways that’s even scarier LMFAOOOOO and leads to me pulling away at random points (see: the great starchess incident which leads to me avoiding him for some time and refusing to play starchess with him forever) but ultimately it’s Jing Yuan and he is nothing if not the king of the long game.

Shanks is too oblivious (and drunk) to catch on at first, thinks I’m playing hard to get until Beckman smacks some sense into him and he realizes oh I’m like legitimately scared. I’m almost inclined to say it morphs into this lil challenge + boyish amusement at my reactions, where he kinda backs off the blatant attempts to sleep w me and declares he’s gonna win me over by badgering me throughout the day instead. It is Not enough he’s still far too charming for me to let my guard down, I don’t think he rlly knows how to turn it off 😭😭😭

I def don’t think it’s a coincidence that these two r the favs I am most prickly/“tsundere” with and they’re also my favs w the most rizz,,,,,,, it just makes me wanna pull away on some level. Unfortunately (fortunately) for me these two r into that 😪 they both v much like the push and pull i think my reaction in these examples is the very thing that initially draws them to me yk

[whats-her-quirk]

YOUR MIND

BUT REMEMBER SERO SHOULD HAVE WON

[zorosdimples]

i’m obsessed with the idea of mammon’s sin rubbing off on you.

ever since you started dating him, you began to indulge your greedy urges. these acts started out small: you stopped sharing your food, you were selfish with how you spent your time, you wanted more attention.

if you ever start pilfering things—whether it’s to help your boyfriend or to satisfy your own greed—mammon thinks it’s adorable. even if you’re stealing from him! he calls you his little klepto <3

[54prowl]

PROWL LMAO

mwahahaha it's already happening, isn't it?

[aceofbooks-creative-anthologies]

HELP not a civil war!!!

Technically, it hasn't gotten that far. But the upper class and minor nobility are trying to usurp King Augustus Kira Clover XIII and instill themselves on the throne. He's weak-willed, his magic is subpar, he has no ability to control the Wizard King and by extension the Magic Knights, etc. The agenda extends to the other royal families by association. It's a whole thing.

My engagement to Fuegoleon is a cover story with a couple of layers. My father is involved in the uprising, and in an effort to elevate himself among the nobility, he decides to use me as a pawn, and I am to report to him about everything happening with the royal families and general upper society so that he can report the information to his superiors, and they can do whatever they're going to do with that information.

However, Julius and I had already heard some rumblings about the so-called "revolution". We were already making plans for me to get back in contact with my father (after 15-ish years of no contact) so that we could use him as a source of information on what the uprising is doing. So to try and stay in his good graces and keep him in our web, we rope the royal families into the cover story of Fuego and I having been dating secretly for five years. After my father approaches me about this "arranged marriage" he's concocted, it was just simply a matter of Fuego and I going out in the streets of the capital together for the rumors to pick up.

So, yeah. The Clover Kingdom is tipping on the edge of civil war, and one of the few things holding it together is my upcoming nuptials to Fuegoleon 😊

[tteokdoroki]

yuuji before bkg is so fascinating, please elaborate 🎤

okok hear me out !! i feel like yuuji is more of a fight first, fear later kinda guy. so he would run into the fire straight away without thinking of the consequences. he wants to save people so that they can live better lives and i feel like he often disregards his own body for that purpose so !! he comes first and quickly!!

bakugou is a close second because !! he thinks first and then acts, he almost always has a plan (except for that one time he jumped in front of izuku) and… he has his moments where he does get really scared. i think if i were to be in a fire there’d be a split second where all of his close calls/near death experiences flash before his eyes and he has to think about what to do before carrying or rescuing me from the fire so that he doesn’t panic ??

IDK THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS

[aceofbooks]

omg 5’10 so hot!!!!!