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*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick
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oh no
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i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!
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partygoer: I miss tumblr
girl who has at least 20 hours screentime on tumblr per week: yeah me too crazy how no one uses it anymore
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girls be like "he is my pookie wookie cupcake with rainbow sprinkles" and he's a war criminal
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daddy kink but he is your actual dad
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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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Are your faves anything like your husband or vice versa? My faves are always opposites of the people I date so I’m curious!
I think a lot of the characters I’m most drawn to definitely have elements of his personality and demeanor! He’s definitely got some tsundere Law tendencies, some of Spike Spiegel’s ennui (especially when he used to smoke, he had very “whatever happens, happens” energy), a little bit of Franky’s pervertedness and fondness for Hawaiian shirts, and when I used to not know how to write dialogue for Shanks, I used to just write things Mr. Lo would say or how I thought he’d say them.
The exception to all of this is Doflamingo, he’s sort of the opposite of Mr. Lo in like. Most every way lol. ETA: Surprisingly though, he does have Hisoka’s ego a little bit, but that’s about all.
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Have you heard the song Rule #34 by Fish in a Birdcage? Very very Doffy-coded.
Yesss!! It’s super Doffy-coded, I adore it. And it’s just a good song regardless, but also it reminds me of him lol.
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I'm losing it, I just saw this clip of Crocodile stomping on Buggy and he like, TUTS at him? I was rolling around on my bed giggling. So hot and condescending.
Crocodile is always so done with everyone’s shit, I love an exasperated man
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Sanji ash your cigarette into my mouth challenge
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missionary but you keep apologizing for being loud so he tells you to “stop fucking apologizing” and tilts your head so your mouth is lined up with his ear and just fucks you harder
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what's yall's christmas movie? mine is definitely home alone and home alone 2
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