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[celestialdandy]

CONGRADULATIONS JASON AND JULIEE <3

happy for u being gregnant :)

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Bill: (trying to get Ford to take him back)

(Name): (picks Ford up like a sack of potatoes) Oops, got your man! Shoulda treated him right, now he with a real (redacted), he loves it over here!

Ford: Yeah, I love it over here!

(Name): You want him back? Too damn bad!

[amethystsoda]

new redraw your faves meme dropped

[bruhwhyyyyy]

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - but if the human body doesn't get water, it dies!

ratchet: *takes away coca cola bottle*

ratchet: - i hate to break it to you, but this is not water.

smokescreen: *struggles to take the bottle back*

smokescreen: - no, but it's a liquid-

[textpostmemespksp]

Meme #550

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🌟 art made 6/16/24

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[sdv-said-what]

Emily's first days of working at the saloon were...rough.

[fansiesmemes]

Judge: I find you all guilty of-

Spot: Objection, lack of evidence

Judge: You can’t just-

Race: Objection, lack of bitches

Judge: But-

Spot: Objection, lack of a father

Judge: 

Race: Objection, lack of a hairline

[incorrectresidentalien]

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: If something ever happens to me, I'm gonna need you to sleep with me in the graveyard, cause I don't wanna be there with people I don't know.

Weiss: Petal, you're gonna have to ask someone else because I'm gonna hop in that grave with you.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Chloe: Dude, I got some fucking banana bread at work today, dude? Hella yeah.

Chloe: Mom told me if I waited for things, like, good things will happen to me, dude, and fuckin', I waited for some things and I got some banana bread at work today, dude? Hella yeah.

Chloe: So it just goes to show that waiting for things is, like, worth it. But there's a lot of bad things in this world, dude. Like fucking skunks, dude? Hella no. Scratching your eye but it's still fucking ITCHY, dude? Hella. No. The fucking CUBS, DUDE?! Hella. NO! LIKE, GETTING PAID NOT A LOT OF MONEY, DUDE? FOR FUCKING WORKING?! HELLA, NO!

Chloe: BUT BANANA BREAD?! AT FUCKING WORK, DUDE?! HELLA YEAH! HELLA! YEAH, BRO! HELLA YEAH, BANANA BREAD, BRO! AT HELLA— FUCKING WORK, DUDE! HELLA YEAH!

[forsapphics]

If you identify as bisexual... do you own a green velvet couch?

[harringroveera]

Steve answered that a little too fast

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Charlie: Everybody’s always like, “Charlie, how’d you bag a baddie? How’d you bag that baddie, bro?” I didn’t bag sh!t. Casper picked me up from my neck, threw me over their shoulder, and I’ve been on it ever since. And I ain’t got no intention of getting off any time soon.

[amethystsoda]

🔨🪚🔥🚽🛞

[bruhwhyyyyy]

tfp!human!au:

how the 1st episode should have started

ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?

optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.

ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?

[textpostmemespksp]

Meme #680

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