#incorrect resident alien quotes

[incorrectresidentalien]

[trixiegalaxy]

Alternate TWST Book 3 scene;

Azul catches up with Yuu/MC and their group after they manage to steal all of Azul's contacts from his vault.

Azul: How did you get past security? My fortress and vault are impenetrable!

Yuu/MC: Doors were unlocked.

Azul: ..... FLOYD!!!!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Do you ever mediate? Raph: By mediate, do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people I want to kill? Yes, I like it very much.

[imbadatwrighting]

Dean: Okay, you’re not gonna help save the world? Then what? What are you going to do?

Castiel, holding child!reader in his arms: I will do what human failures do. I will ignore my horrible life by being a parent and passing my resentment on to my children.

Dean: “Children”?

Claire, opening the door: Can you keep it down? I’m sleeping!

Castiel: I adopted Jimmy Novak’s daughter, Claire.

Dean: ….damnit

Castiel: Oh, do not think of slamming that door, Claire! You are not sleeping this day away! I am signing you up for soccer practice.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Snake: How did you get past security?! My fortress is impenetrable!

KID: Door was unlocked.

Snake: Son of a bitch!

[autisticzenitsu]

Nakime: Do you ever meditate? Muzan: By meditate, do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people I want to kill? Yes, I like it very much.

[hellomissmedia]

Professor Chaos: How did you get past security? The Chaos Lair is impenetrable!

Mysterion: The door was unlocked.

Professor Chaos: Son of a biscuit!

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joel: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.

Sausage: I know. I appreciate that. It's not something weird like a sex thing.

Joel: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.

Taiyang: I know. I appreciate that. It's not something weird like a sex thing.

Qrow: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.

[poweredbyadhd4life]

Asta: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Harry: Fake?

[ashelin-lordshenblog]

Po: Do you ever meditate?

Lord Shen: By meditate, do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people I want to kill? Yes, I like it very much.

[incorrectresidentalien]

[reaperlight]

Eddie: Do you ever meditate?

Cletus: By meditate do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people we want to kill? Yes, I like it very much.

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect BatFam Quotes

Bruce: Damian, we agreed that you wouldn't bring swords to school anymore. After this, well buddy, no more trips to the Zoo until your teachers feel safe again. Damian: Why do you hate me? Bruce: I don't hate you. And we don't use the hate word in this house. Damian: What about yesterday when you broke a glass in the kitchen and you pulled out your hair and yelled "I hate myself" Bruce: Well, Dad was having a bad day.

[haywire-hetfield]

Dave: James, it was so lovely having you over. And Lars, you...Were here too.

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Zius, storming into the room: what did you do!?

Waron, with no context: I only glued the yogurt to the shelf because someone keeps stealing it!!