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Shoto: Why is Parzival crying on the floor?

Aech: He's drunk.

Shoto: And?

Aech: He saw a picture of Artemis's boyfriend.

Shoto: But he's Artemis's boyfriend.

Aech: I know.

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Leo: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Annabeth: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Coulson: We need a plan to beat them.

Daisy: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Coulson: ...

Daisy: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Piper: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Annabeth: I saw you.

Piper: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Person F in a turkey costume.

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Imagine if Daisy was in the DC universe, specifically from Gotham.

Batman, having just had this small teen try and fight him cause he 'looked at her in the wrong way':...Do you need a parent?

Bruce: Oh look, a traumatized orphan with a fight me attitude living in a van on the streets! Alfred, hand me the adopted stamp.

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Anyways, AU in which the Hunan massacre draws Rio's attention to Daisy and she ends up accidentally adopting her.

The Witches Road is made 10x more awkward because in every agathario scene there is Daisy pretend-gagging in the background

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I'm not gonna lie, when we were first met with Emma and Abi, I thought they were, like, these two like each other. But haven't admitted it yet.

I was kinda rooting for them.

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Okay, so I've seen things with people complaining about Ryan and Laura flirting and whatnot.

Dude.

It felt like they were taking jabs at each other in the sibling sense. Like, you can't die because only I'm allowed to kill you. I got pure sibling vibes from them.

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*at zoo*

Daisy: What are they in for?

Coulson: It's a zoo Daisy, not a jail.

Daisy, pointing at a lemur: I bet that one killed someone.

Coulson:

May: She might be on to something, Phil.

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Daisy: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

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Ward: That's a nice argument, Daisy. Why don't you back it up with a source? Daisy: My source is that I made it the fuck up!

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Ava: I am a ninja.

Beatrice: No, you’re not.

Ava: Did you see me do that?

Beatrice: Do what?

Ava: Exactly.

Camilla: Amazing!

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Daisy: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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Cass: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Dustin: Hey, Steve, have you thought about having children?

Steve: ...

Steve: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Dustin: But we're not childr-

Steve, already distracted: MAX, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

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Daisy: Can we go out to get ice cream?

Coulson: Did you ask May?

Daisy: She said no.

Coulson: Then why did you ask me?

Daisy: She's not the boss of you.

Coulson, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Nico: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Will: For the love of all the gods, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Go to sleep or I will make you! Nico: Mean.