#ezmeria

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Ezra: Why is Tavius trying to kill you?

Sera: Because I was rude...?

Sera: But I was rude to an idiot.

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Sir Holland: Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

Ezra: Thank you for this bespoke nightmare.

Sera: Dude, forget that, how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow?

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Ezmeria: I bought a slow cooker!

Sera: Ok. Why?

Ezmeria: So that when I die while I'm cooking something, whoever finds my body will have a nice warm meal!

Sera: Yeah and, I mean, they can also eat whatever's in the slow cooker. So that's nice.

Ezmeria: What?

Sera: What?

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Ezra: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Sera, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Sera: I got sent to my room again.

Ezra: What did you do?

Sera: In the throne room, Tavius pointed his sword at me and said, "There's an idiot at the end of this sword."

Ezra: And...?

Sera: I asked him which end.

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Ezra: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world. Sera *to Tavius*: Thank you for your sacrifice.

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Sera: For Halloween, I'm going to make a ghost.

Ezra: Don't you mean 'be a ghost'?

Sera (holding her dagger): Nope.

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Sera: Ezra, can you pick me up? They’re talking about having futures and living past thirty.

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Queen Calliphe and Princess Ezmeria: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.