#ezmeria

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Ezra: Why is Tavius trying to kill you?

Sera: Because I was rude...?

Sera: But I was rude to an idiot.

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The Cabal of Eight II: Introduction

The Cabal of Eight II: Introduction

Symbol of the Checkered Knights

This campaign is the continuation of The Cabal of Eight. So, for those who did not read the first half, it takes place in the city of Ezmer at the tip of the Ezmerian headland extending into the Silverset Sea. This sphere is collectively named Ezmeria. All characters are mages and involved in a secret cabal with the mission of enriching members and gaining…

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Sir Holland: Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

Ezra: Thank you for this bespoke nightmare.

Sera: Dude, forget that, how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow?

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Ezmeria: I bought a slow cooker!

Sera: Ok. Why?

Ezmeria: So that when I die while I'm cooking something, whoever finds my body will have a nice warm meal!

Sera: Yeah and, I mean, they can also eat whatever's in the slow cooker. So that's nice.

Ezmeria: What?

Sera: What?

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Ezra: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Sera, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Sera: I got sent to my room again.

Ezra: What did you do?

Sera: In the throne room, Tavius pointed his sword at me and said, "There's an idiot at the end of this sword."

Ezra: And...?

Sera: I asked him which end.

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Ezra: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world. Sera *to Tavius*: Thank you for your sacrifice.

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Sera: For Halloween, I'm going to make a ghost.

Ezra: Don't you mean 'be a ghost'?

Sera (holding her dagger): Nope.

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Sera: Ezra, can you pick me up? They’re talking about having futures and living past thirty.

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Queen Calliphe and Princess Ezmeria: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.