#megan rambles on

[mostly-megan]

It’s my birthday. I feel kind of sad about it and really anxious. But at least it’s here 🩵

[mediocre-megs]

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

[tariah23]

Crying….

[javatello]

Re-Animator but Meg has a gun

[michaels-reality]

i would like honor the mother and father of rap right now (Megan Thee Stallion and Kendrick Lamar)

[cloudydays69]

...okay uhm, I had I dream where they made a fourth re-animator movie; MEG IS ALIVE and her and Herbert do little experiments now??? They were trying to see if his old ass re-agent still worked but it kept turning blue instead of green and he was getting pissed off..??? fuckin bonkers man

Oh and then there was a scene with Dan and Herbert. Apparently something fell over in the lab and it scared Herbert so bad that he fell to the floor and started cowering and whimpering like a bitch LMAO. The whole time Dan was looking at Herbert like this pic:

Then I woke up, wtf

[aethersea]

devastating to go into the tag for an obscure vampire movie I've been quietly obsessed with for years to find mostly gifsets of minor characters (played by big-name actors) and review blogs saying they didn't like it :(

@ everyone who made a post saying "I liked it :)" I am blowing you a kiss. everyone who made a lovely gifset or photoset of the cinematography I am tipping my hat. that one poster that said "bro did y'all just miss the Entire Message about class and race or???" I am shaking your hand with enthusiasm there was SUCH a message about class and race

anyway everybody should watch Night Teeth and revel in glitzy flashy modern vampires in LA with me

[mostly-megan]

Another Mando episode I liked!

We focused a lot on a side character and the writing was a little clunky, but we’re setting up some cool stuff besties!!!!

This season’s gonna be a banger! 💕💚

[mediocre-megs]

i love smiling friends and i have for the past couple years and i’m SO glad it’s reaching mainstream success however… the amount of tiktokdudebro’s blabbing about how it’s an “edgy comedy you normies wouldn’t understand” is stressing me out. is this hellsite a safe space to be a woman and also queer and also share my silly oc’s. lmk.

[tariah23]

MEGAN’S BOA!?!!!

[tumblasha]

i need to see a phan edit of neva play by megan thee stallion. "three things i don't play about: myself, my money, or my man" is soooo capita￡ester

[chryblossomjjk]

it actually makes me so happy seeing the general public gushing over namjoon bc kpop stans rip into him every single day for literally just existing so this is such a huge win for him. megan did her big one with this. adore them wow im so proud.

[thekillingmoonmoon]

Snobby music elitists grumbling about Miss Megan Thee Stallion's cheeky references to Jujutsu Kaisen - are we just gonna forget that half of Led Zeppelin's discography is about being an extra in Lord of the Rings?

[crazycatsiren]

On this blog we forever love and support Megan Thee Stallion.

DNI if you don't love and support Megan.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

We all know Megan Thee Stallion is a nerd and I'm lying to myself and saying there's a 0.10% chance she's following me and I like those odds

So Megan girl if you're reading this send me a sign

girl please we can take this to Twitter and get you and DiscoSpider in ATSV

You can make your voice acting debut then be in anime dubs after you get that on your resume I promise. Wouldn't that be cool

girl I'm begging you please. I know you see this. Meg - can I call you that - Stop playing 😭 Meg girl please

we can make this a win-win situation. You can talk to MetroBoomin he has Sony number

wear something Spiderman related soon so I know you saw this 👀 we can keep it dl I'm so deadass I promise I'm normal

[mostly-megan]

Much to everyone’s annoyance, I’m back after work turned my brain to goo for months