#meat husband

[monster-noises]

The thing with Lazarus as an Artist is that he is Extremely skilled at his craft, he's one of those lucky mother fuckers who can pick up a new medium in like a Week, but he's been doing Sculpture and taxidermy since he was a young child, he's a downright Master at it.

But his ability to say his piece Subtly and Evocatively with his work is absolutely Garbage. He's either Glaringly Heavy-handed about it or way too Obscure to be gleenable, which makes sense when you... Know who he is as a person.

And continues to make more sense when you consider that he Absolutely Cannot Understand This.

He's the kind of asshole who thinks he's Soooo clever and original and emotive and provocative and while his work does have its merits in terms of like.. again the level of mastery of craft, of fundamentals of composition, of Spectacle, and lets be real Shock Value... He lacks earnest depth.

His works not shallow it just wears itself on its sleeve in a way that makes you go "ah well. Yeah sure I guess" the same way a Banksy about how people are on their Phones Too Much does bit instead of that it's about His Mom.

[monster-noises]

Going through my art blog as you do and i Need everyone to understand i Free Handed that motorcycle.

I had a refrence sheet open in another tab for style ultimately it's not like.. a copy of any one motorcycle

Don't know if i'll ever be able to replicate whatever it was that possessed me when i Blasted that out in one try.

and who would I be if I didn't draw him in a silly little slutty outfit and with his Man v-v

[queenie-the-court-jester]

Just a silly question but how will cotton react when he saw or knew that y/n REALLY love to eat rabbits and have a weird obsession for eating them? Like. Is he gonna be terrified or he gonna be like "stay away from my child but I still love U tho"

-(I wanna be the 🦖 anon please and yes the ask earlier where I quack was me too )

Cotton x carnivore!darling

Tw: minor body horror, cannibalism, reader can be another hybrid or human, cotton being cotton, blood mentioned. Not proofread 🌺

🔪he knew there was something wrong with you. From the moment you took him in and nursed him to health. To the way your hands glided over his abdomen and raked down his thighs. Your eyes staring hungrily at his throat. He saw the red flags, but he ignored them, because you made him feel something he thought he hated. Fear. Adrenaline.

🔪when you reluctantly let him go, he begged to stay. He knew he wasn't much of a meal but won't you give him a chance? He'll gladly let you tear open his chest and claw out his intestines. How would you eat him? Raw and fresh? Or cooked and seasoned? The thought excited him beyond belief!

🔪when you had your first litter of children, he quite literally had to pry them from your hold. He loved you but he couldn't risk you eating your newborns. So for the first few months he raised them himself from a distance. The only way he'd let you near them would be if he was close by and had a sedative in hand.

🔪 while quickly becoming a prisoner in your own home, Your shorter than average husband was constantly breathing down your neck, his gaze never leaving your form. And with the help of your offspring, life got even more suffocating. You loved your children, you really did. But you could never really get rid of that little itch in your mouth begging to sink into some meat. When was the last time you had it? You were starving.. you didn't want to eat vegetables anymore..

🔪one night you went missing. How the hell did you break out of the chains he found. He felt his heart stop and scrambled out of your bed. Ears moving around to try and catch any noise. Quickly rushing to the children's rooms, he relaxed in seeing them all safe and sound. Until he heard something from outside. Grabbing the dart gun from his bedside, he stepped out slowly. Following the smell of blood and cracking of what sounded like bones. Going Deeper into the forest...

🔪and there you were. Crouched over the bodies of what seemed like a deer hybrid family. You didn't seem to notice him, happily chewing and tearing at the flesh underneath you. Blood spewing out onto the dirt floor, he swore he could see a little twitch from the mother's hand. Their bones bent in unnatural places and the gashes on their bodies lethal. He slowly approached, standing over you

"there you are.. where have you gone..? you had me so worried honey..."

🔪 you simply stared up at him, licking your bloody lips and dropping the arm you were chewing on. He could feel himself get hard at the sight. Weirdo. Ignoring the corpses next to him, he set down his gun and kissed you softly. Wiping the rest of the blood off you with his shirt. He learns quickly that once you've eaten meat, you don't need to eat it for a good while. Expect him to hunt down his fellow hybrids for you in the near future. After all, what kind of husband would he be if he kept neglecting your needs?

[robin-vb]

Saw someone talking about this dynamic and felt inspired, bottom image is @starlesscastellation not mine!!

[donutdraws]

been rewatching Hannibal with a friend and once again in full brainrot mode for Them 🥰

[darius20020]

If Tumblr is made for blogs, then I'll share that sad event

My bag, which has been through a lot, is going to temporary rest, as it couldn’t bear the weight and it tore. PRESS F

[doodleshrimps]

big buff strong sheriff   (i may have given e!jimmy bigger thighs than i wanted)

[universalcaffination]

If you enjoy the star trek voyage home movie, I highly recommend reading the novelization! There's a lot more detail in the book versions of the movies that they can't squeeze into the film format

To argue my case, I present the scene where Gillian drives them back to the park

A wonderful bonus, once kirk returns from his dinner with gillian

[2-dsimp]

Nokka is actively raising my self esteem about being chubby 😭 I love him so muchhh

[monster-noises]

WAAAAAAAAH!!!!

YA'LL!!!!!!

The keychains i commissioned from @howdydarling came in today!!!!!!!!

They're so lovely look at themmmmmm 😭 matching little hearts and all...

Go check out their Shop!! Where he has the Heis keychain available for purchase!!!!!!

Grab the metal husband!!! Heart n'all!!

[monster-noises]

Buttercup! And! Daffodil!!!!

In case ya'll forgot

~Buttercup and Daffodil~ I wouldn't say either of them are much for authentically using pet names on each other.. but even still sometimes you have to be a little Sappy The last one with Lazarus for now! I'm realizing sharing him will be a better overall experience if folks like.. maybe know Who He Is lmao.. So I'll be widdling away at his introduction post behind the scenes! (I'll keep working on other things in the meantime though! I've got a few more Select Heisenberg's I'm going to start tomorrow so uhhh.. keep an eye out >0> )

[lgbtlunaverse]

tumblr isn't letting me answer your amazing comment on my post about wwx's obvious crush on jgy and the rest of 3zun in the novel, so i have no choice but to send it to you here as an ask: i am now envisioning lwj busting open the get-along crypt post-canon to fight two extremely confused fierce corpses in a fit of jealous pique.

lxc, torn between shock and horror "wangji no!!"

lwj, with determination "wangji yes >:C"

HELP 💀

As I typed it I was like "oh god what if he has an embarassing wet dream about it and lwj finds out via incense burner"

Lwj waking up in a cold sweat: I have to go

The poor lan disciple who just watched hanguang-jun storm out of his house in his pyjamas: what??

Lwj: I have to kill 2 corpses

Disciple: isn't a corpse already dea-

Lwj: Not dead enough

[encorific]

doodle dump !!!!! feat. spiderham headcanons, sam headcanons, sam and max junk, and oc doodles :]

the ocs are pork and tommy, my flesh eating thing and texas blind salamander who is also an interdimensional fry cook, i love them very much <333

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What If, somebody attacked monkey Y/N and she didn't tell Monkey King But he finds out anyway.

This is a part 2 to when Monkey Queen (Y/N) got revenge 😈😈😈ca

Believe it or not you're the most merciful between the tool of you so You know I don't feel sorry for that somebody at all😈🔪😈🔪😈🔪

(Lmk Wukong) You were attacked by one of your husband's enemies. They couldn't defeat him, so they went after you instead. of course, that was a mistake on their part since you beat the c*** out of them before they ran off. Of course, they got a few heads on you, too. So all you did was just bandage up you at injuries. You weren't gonna tell what's wrong about this because while you took care of it already. But when he went to go greet you, he's saw the bandages and he may be oblivious, but he's not stupid.

(Lmk Wukong) (Y/N) do you think you can tell me what happened???😠😠😠

Oh sh*t the fact that he actually called By your name instead of peaches you know how serious it is

Monkey Queen (Y/N) It's nothing dear just got into a scuffle

He raises an eyebrow at you before giving you his dark look

(Lmk Wukong)(Y/N)👿👿👿

You squeaked a bit before telling him everything from where you were to when the attack happened and who attacked. He sat in complete silence as he listened to every word. You said before telling you to rest on the couch and leaving the house. He came back later with the decapitated head of the demon that attacked you. He mountin it next to the one you got. Ah romance🥰🥰🥰

(MK Reborn Wukong) Oh man, this is bad worse than that. You've got it to fight with one of your husband's enemies. And, of course, you fought them off before they ran. But you got seriously injured in the process. Although it's nothing worse than what you could possibly gotten it's still gonna be tricky to hide this from him. You covered yourself in ointments and bandages. Then, put on your robe to hide them. That should deter him from noticing anything different. Too bad it's not that easy, and he's not an idiot. He smelled blood the second He saw you and demanded that you tell him what happened. Of course, you're gonna do yet another argument before. Finally telling him what happened and who attacked you. to He was deadly angry was a severe understatement. You'd never seen him like this well. That's kind of a lie, but this is different. He had blood red eyes, and smoke was coming out of his nose and ears. He then tells you the weight right where you are before storming off. All i'm going to say is he came back covered and blood.

(HIB Wukong) You had protected Liuer from some rowdy demons but not without getting injured. You had begged him not to tell your husband about what happened to you. Answer: Just say that you were we playing too rough and stuff. Liuer felt horrible about lying to the king, but he didn't say anything. When you both met Wukong, he had asked what happened then, and you told them that he would. You guys had a bit of rough housing. What you didn't expect was for Liuer. I'm too burst crying to your husband about what happened and how you got hurt protecting him. You just sat their and stared as the monkey king listened to the small boy's story. Then he slowly turned his head to look at you. As you basically just lied to his face. You both are definitely gonna talk about honesty right after he puts the demons who attack you into an early grave.

(Nezha Reborn wukong) Li, and you got attacked by some street thug who claimed that you were on their turf. Of course, Li didn't want any unnecessary trouble. But you weren't about to let some pathetic demons tell you what to do. So So you guys fought in battle and won, but at the expense of your dislocated shoulder and bruised face But you were happy. Then you told Li not to tell your husband about what happened tonight as you handle you guys's injuries. And he agreed, except your husband was more observant than you thought. He interrogated Li about his injuries, and He lied telling him it was from sparring, but that could be because Wukong spars with him the most, and Li is deathly afraid of the idea of fighting you. Finally, Li spelled the beans about the attack. And how you basically force them not to tell Wukong about what happened on the count of you already taken care of it. Wukong just shook his head before saying bye to Li and gone home. First, he's gonna make you tell him exactly what he heard earlier from Li and finally to go make those thug demons wish they were never born.

(Netflix Wukong) Oh no, oh no, you remember him getting incredibly unhinged in his battles. Once he finds out that some nobody goes and attacks you. Oh, you don't want to think about it. So you quickly patched yourself up and covered yourself in as many clothes as possible. But what you forgot about us is how you twisted your ankle during the fight. And let me tell you, it looks bad. You can hardly walk on it, but you're gonna have to burn your teeth and walk through the pain. Because you can't afford your husband to find out about this, it would be a blood bath. Now, due to his naive nature, it might be easy to hide it for him. But later that day, you slipped off and yelped when he hugged your leg. And that's when he noticed your swollen ankle.

(Netflix Wukong)(Y/N) what Happened

When you finish telling him what happened, his eyes turn bloody red before storming out the house. This is exactly what you were afraid of. Hopefully, you can get the blood out of his shirt like last time😥😥😥

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[swiftfootedachilles]

I think Ian would have moments of not wanting to recieve any sexual attention or intimacy because of his traumas and once Mickey knows that he's like "ok, cool. If ya feeling like that do I gotta use my hand then?" and Ian has a moment of "holy shit, I love this man" because Mickey didn't make it a big deal and kinda asked for his boundaries so he knew how to support Ian

mickey definitely would NEVER pressure ian into sex, specifically if he knew ian was struggling with his mental health. i dont even think he would joke about jerking off bc that wouldnt even be on his mind. he would just ask ian if he needs anything - water, snacks, a hug, the tv remote, or be left alone. because whether hes on meds or not, ian is still going to experience highs and lows in his mental health. i dont like how the show makes it seem like meds are the end-all be-all for mood disorders. most of the work comes from lifestyle changes, keeping track of your mental health, having a strong support system, and getting therapy. meds are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to treating mental illness. he is still going to have manic and depressive episodes even on meds, and mickey would absolutely know this and be soso understanding of ians boundaries. not to mention his trauma and how ian is so much more than his ability to have sex! mickey loves him sosososo much and sex is just one facet of their compatibility with one another! when ians not in the mood they always find something else to do instead! and if mickey isnt in the mood (because news flash to the fandom but he is a rape victim and is going to have days where he hates sex and intimacy) ian just cuddles up to him all sweet and babytalks him until mickey rolls his eyes and insults him! because more than anything, gallavich is best when they laugh together and cheer each other up

random but i also feel like neither the show nor the fandom talk about how his meds would affect their sex life. its not just "oh i cant get boners i have to wait for my new meds to adjust" it means his libido would be a lot lower and he might not feel sexual pleasure a whole lot! BUUUT also he could still be sexually active if he chose to be! like he can have sex because he loves mickey, whether or not he gets sexual pleasure out of the interaction! not a whole lot of representation for neither him not wanting sex bc of low libido nor of him being a stone/service top that doesnt care about reciprocation! a lot of people on meds that affect libido experience either or both of those, and it sucks that the show completely ignored the fact that low libido is literally the #1 side effect of some of ians meds