#meaning my mom

[weepingseraphstranger]

I am $3000 IN DEBT. Never worked. Never had that amount of money. You know what I did? Let my mom put the electricity bill in my name. Yep. This was when I felt I had nothing to live for, too. When I felt like I'd amount to nothing and had no future outside of being a hermit. I guess going to college is out of the repertoire. I really wanted to work in forensics.

Life lesson: Don't let anyone put a bill you're not directly paying for in your name.

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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[charlott2n]

it sucks so bad that your parents can just subtly and untraceably give you lifelong trauma and you cant even kill them about it

[ro-bee]

you tought you were safe from the sad uh?? YOU FOOL YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFON!!

[cosmosnout]

The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[panrao]

Spoilers, it's dysphoria

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 2x8 | Zheng Yi Sao & Auntie <3

[cokoweee]

Hmmm…… yeah I got nuthin to say here

My editor is upset with me so I must run away now 💃💃💃

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[kedreeva]

One of the things that is liable to happen to peahens as they get older is their ovary runs out of eggs. When this happens, they enter henopause, at which point there's a good chance that they molt out of their hen feathers, and into male plumage.

Aurora here has always had a very faint amount of green in her train, but never this much. At 16 years old, she's already beat out the average henopause age of 14, likely due to the fact that I don't push my birds to lay eggs through the whole breeding season, I let them set nests. But last year, she only laid a couple of eggs, maybe 4 compared to her usual 10-12.

So I do wonder, seeing the green in her train, if in the fall of this year she will grow in a hen train again, or if she'll begin the 2-3 year process of switching over. Time will tell I suppose.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[higher-noon]

Was anyone going to tell me that Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, was the one who narrated Slay the Princess, or was I just supposed to feel bad for thinking all British guys reading horror sounded the same by myself?

[willyhoos]

FUNNY: baby tails canonically calling sonic his mom

HEARTBREAKING: his reasoning -- "a mother is someone who cares about you, therefore sonic is my mother" -- implies that either he didn't have a mother, or she was neglectful/abusive enough that tails concluded she doesn't meet the requirements of what a "mother" is supposed to be. in that case its implied that NO one has cared for him before sonic

FUNNY AGAIN: despite tails calling sonic "mother" to his FACE, sonic didn't refute it whatsoever. boymom the hedgehog

HEARTBREAKING AGAIN: implying that sonic doesn't seem to know what a mother is either

[yeoldeghostofmushrooms]

Hello! For the past few months my sister and mom have been watching a Netflix series The Dragon Prince. I saw with them the first half of season 1 and some episodes from season 2, but apart from that and some characters my sister told me about, I didn't know much about it.

Last week I managed to come home just as they were watching and even though they were already on season 5, I decided to tag along for fun! I really enjoyed it (even if I didn't really understand some of the story😅) but I do have to say that out of all the things, toxic yaoi divorce was not something I was expecting…

[egophiliac]

oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.