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Spoilers, it's dysphoria
#panrao#my art#sir crocodile#crocomom#crocodad#dadodile#one piece#monkey d luffy#tony tony chopper#my take on the mama or dad conversation#luffy has trouble understanding gender and the intricate meanings different words have#He considers Crocodile very much male#but also calls him mom since to him it's the most literal meaning he can think of#he doesnt mean it in a demeaning way but since he gave birth to Luffy=mom in Luffys mind#Croco quickly clears up any misunderstandings about his gender#with his hook lmao#Luffy only gets away with it because Crocodile has a soft spot for him#of course all very much headcanon and not canon (yet..)
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Daniel Molloy, 70 year old baby vampire: you know what would piss off both Louis and Armand and be very funny simultaneously?
Lestat de Lioncourt, queen of drama and biggest bitch in any room he walks into: what?
Daniel: if you and I fucked.
Lestat:
Lestat: tell me more.
#probably not where they’re going with the interview but it would be soo funny#lmao Armand would be fuming that his fledgling hooked up with Lestat before he did#and Louis would hate that Lestat hooked up with his best friend/situationship before he did#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#devil's minion
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moment of respite
#hi hello happy international lesbian day!#still not fully 100% better but decided to still draw these two cuz it's their day lmao#splatoon#marina ida#pearl houzuki#off the hook#pearlina#did this on my phone in like 45 mins so there's mistakes EVERYWHERE#my art shit
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Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)
TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.
(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)
This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.
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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.
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The kid is a surprise though.
Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.
There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.
The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.
The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.
He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.
A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.
At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.
Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.
Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"
The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."
Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.
"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."
He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.
The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.
"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.
The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.
Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.
The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.
Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."
#I have never seen Batman (2022) so really I'm just using battinson and crew as templates for my fic. but hey what else is new lol#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc fic#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dpxdc fanfic#i dont know shit about detective work or true crime so forgive me for any bad terminology or incorrect procedure for how these things work#just a fun rough idea for how i imagined gordon's first meeting with nightingale goes LMAO. im sticking to the idea that danny doesn't#officially join the field for a *while* due to more than just health reasons. so his first appearances are brief and usually to give B smth#danny: im only here as express delivery for vader's little brother over there. yall stay safe tho.#bruce: *kill bill sirens bass-boosted* ohmygodwhatishedoinghere#batman: how did you get here... | danny: you have so many spare grappling hooks it was pr easy to just grab one and go#also danny is whispering on purpose because he doesn't have his ghost form to fall back on as a secret identity. so he *is* actually taking#extra steps to keep his identity safe. and people usually sound different when they're whispering. he also has personal beef with#office martinez despite the fact that they've never met. Danny's HEARD of his ass. he hATES his ass.#Martinez: *to batman* freak | danny: im going to Bite Him. | batman (reluctantly): hmr. please don't. | danny: im going for his shins#Martinez and Nightingale have this whole thing going on between the two of them. danny WILL slap a sticky note on Martinez's back that says#'asshole' on it and its the one spot square on his spine that martinez can't reach.#someone: why are you beefing with like. an actual 12 year old | martinez: HE'S A LITTLE RAT. THAT'S WHY. he's here to torment me#battinson: *did you grapple the whole way here* | danny: yah. it was kinda fun. i would've gotten here faster but i kept having to stop#battinson: *hnnn* im driving you back | danny:.. are you sure? | battinson already pulling him out of the room: y e s#i've been thinking about this for literally WEEKS. what did bruce forget? good question! i'll figure that out if or when i get to this#danny has Issues behind the word freak so its like a mini beserker button for him regardless of who the word is aimed at lol. lmao#martinez calls batman a freak once while nightingale is within range and its just the doom ost as danny simply Disappears from sight#like oops. you are now. In Danger. rip couldn't be me.#blood blossom au
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this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhfy#fhsy#fhjy#fabian seacaster#adaine abernant#fh class quangle#goodbye... goodbye hoodie kid adaine..... we have mecha pilot/power armor adaine instead#I couldnt really land how she'd get a hoodie reliably in freshman year given the abernants pattern of confiscating shit from her#so I kinda switched gear and dug a bit into a like sukeban aesthetics instead. and since shes with the AV club I like the idea of#like a radio coord thing for her. hence the suspenders#I fully admit the sukeban thing is influenced by the hacker woman in ghostwire tokyo who I have a small crush on#she's SO cool. too bad about a number of things with that game#the jacket of useful things is a racer jacket this time bc Im predictable like that#her ensemble in junior year is her tank top + overall it might not be clear enough in the pic...#just had the thought ''man I should do turnarounds for all of them'' and immediately had to slap myself out of it#anyways uh! fabian I have inflicted with my favourite thing to do to characters who like to stealth or fly under the radar#which is Bright Extremely Noticeable Jacket That Hides Your Hands#fabian's ghost motif has led me to the famous horror movie trope of silhouette with iconic jacket from afar#(see Sinister and Alice Sweet Alice)#and I love to imagine him hanging the coat up somewhere and opponents aiming there instead of at him#but also the raincoat is specifically modeled after the yellow fisherman's raincoat#and. that led to. me thinking abt fabian pulling riz up at that cliff with a net instead of the battle sheet lmao#so his junior year design is fully Fishing. which is so fucking funny it has obliterated all other possibilities from my brain#ranger flavour: captain ahab#I still debate making him carry around an actual fishing rod tbh. right now Im giving him a rifle grappling hook thing#gods. I just think High School Classmate Suddenly Gets Way Too Into Fishing is the funniest fucking thing that can happen#thank you fabian. thank you for giving me this. love you buddy#still blanking on kristen but! throughout this whole storm here I've realised I just need to fuck around
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this is the my hero academia comic ever
#bnha#my hero academia#mha#mha fanart#bnha art#bnha fanart#mha art#eraserhead#present mic#sorry i havent been posting guys!#i recently got hooked on dandys world#and its really fun :D#expect art of it soon!#ill still do mha art dont worry 💪#actually have you guys seen centipeder and mic interacting#itd be really funny#i dont think theyre ever gonna interact LOL#its a really silly concept though#i should draw something other than mic crying his ass off#literally my only two posts are mic bawling LMAO#guys should i draw mic and aizawa getting freaky.. 👅
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I'm rewatching D1 for fic reasons and this scene just came to me:
Fairy Godmother: If someone hands you a crying baby, do you: A) Curse It, B) Lock It In A Tower, C) Give It A Bottle, or D) Carve Out Its Heart?
Uma: Trick question, because if the baby's parents are villains, you leave them to rot on the Isle where they learn to fend for themselves.
Mal:
Evie:
Carlos:
Gil:
Harry:
Jay:
Fairy Godmother: Uh–
Uma: I mean, you're the heroes, that's what you guys did. So doesn't that mean it's the right thing to do?
Fairy Godmother: Uma, you've done such a good job today, I actually think you should be exempt from this class for the rest of the semester.
Uma: Actually, I think I'll stay.
#the last part about exempting her from the class might get cut but i just thought it was funny lmao#disney descendants#incorrect descendants quotes#my fic series: barriers#uma descendants#fairy godmother descendants#mal bertha#evie descendants#jay descendants#harry hook#gil legume#carlos de vil#may his memory be a blessing
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I like how Violet is so used to having dramatic ass children that Francesca marrying with no drama was too odd to her lmao. And thinking about how her story will unfold is actually kinda hilarious because it's gonna be like:
Violet: Well, that's it. John is a very good man and Francesca is comfortable and happy with her choice and if this is what she truly wants, it's all that matters💜
Violet: Also, it's kinda refreshing to finally have a normal child that doesn't do any dramatic or scandalous shit.
Francesca a few seasons later after her husband passes: *fucks and falls in love with her husband's cousin -who is a woman-*
Violet:
Violet: Honestly, I should've seen this coming, none of my children will actually ever be normal.
#i would be so done with all of them tbh#daphne and her fake dating#anthony having an enemies to lovers with his fiancé's older sister which honestly so far takes the win as most dramatic and messy lmao#colin would be more normal if it weren't because of his history with marina which was scandalous#and because in his second engagement he literally ruined ANOTHER proposal first and hooked up in a carriage with pen ten minutes later#also he married lw so yeah#let's not even talk about benedict and his stories#and then you have francesca whose first chance is very normal and without drama and damn you think finally a normal bridgerton sibling#and it turns out she was saving all the drama and scandal shit for her second partner#because honestly her being queer and having a story with her late husband's female cousin might even beat kanthony's drama like lmao#bridgerton#violet bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#francesca bridgerton#anthony bridgerton#daphne bridgerton#kanthony#michaela stirling#francesca x michaela
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#if you leave shippy tags im eating your kneecaps fyi#kip sabian#hook#aew#all elite wrestling#aewedit#wrestlingedit#wrestling#night gifs#if they actually team up im gonna lose my fucking mind#also glad to see kip redyed the hair :) his roots were bothering me ngl lmao#my beloved#kip in a box#(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)
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Just thinking about how Soren could ever have possibly been created and does he even resemble his parents...
But you know what its not even that ludicrous...
#I always thought ashnard had a hook nose but he doesn't!!#his nose just points down and is kind of flat#how did soren avoid the butt chin his father and grandfather both have it lmao#fire emblem#tellius#almedha#ashnard#rajaion
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Quick redraw of a shot in the Tron Asterisk trailer. I’m so excited to see my psychotic boy on the big screen!!
Also had to doodle the tweaked threads he was sporting. I’m really liking the 1982 boots, so silly
And. This? That very brief clip of overlaying programs reminded me of the uomo universale okay
#man I LOVED the bait-and-switch at the start got me hooked ngl#Jared Leto’s character being marketed as the protagonist and then dying to Cyrus in the trailer was genius LMAO#such a good reintroduction for Cy as an antagonist. can’t wait for them to analyze his psyche#the actor’s no Aaron Paul but he does a pretty good impression? so I’m not too worried#Tron asterisk#tw unreality#unreality tw#wonder why he’s in the user world. maybe its his goal to get back in the Grid idk#tron#tronblr#art tag#tron cyrus
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Don't need saving, I'm okay 'Cause you keep me somewhere safe And if the cold winds chase me to the edge I will feel your warmth ahead I'm not scared of darker hours When your heartbeat is my power Just like seeing shooting stars I've waited such a long, long time And now, here you are Shelter - Jason Ross ft Melanine Fontana
🥀🩸🥀🩸🥀🩸
I need to draw them together more lol I have so many WIPs of them in my cloud files but can't ever finish them boy I love them depression hours
But I did manage to finish this one! I had a lot of fun with coloring this one too. I really wish I could give her the leg scar in-game... but maybe with the new mod tools coming out I can figure out how to do it 🥲
#efenity#did someone say Leg Hook Thing? :P#also I am among those who cannot figure out how to draw his hair lmao#astarion ancunin#ascended astarion#lord astarion#astarion bg3#astarion x tav#tav oc#tav bg3#storm sorcerer#my art#bg3 tav#astarion#bg3#astarion x female tav#muscle mommy
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OMG intersex Moonpaw with a cleft lip???
I just used it as an example because cleft lips and palates are a really good example of the quirks of bilateral symmetry, BUT I do actually have a cleft lip in BB LMAO
It's Lizardstripe because she got a glow up in BB, is one of the smartest and most competent background characters in the rewrite, and has an expanded friendship with both Bluestar and Yellowfang. I gave her a cleft lip because unironically it is such a cool feature and it deserves a million examples of positivity.
Her son Deerfoot also got it, he also got a glowup as a TigerClan rebel.
I should give it to more cats honestly... and more lip features in general. I love you people whose lips naturally curl above the teeth. I love you people with cleft lips, both severe and minor. I love you people who have had mouth surgery and have visible scars.
#I really mean it. They're cool.#I won't rest until people think cleft lips and asymmetric eyes and bent ears are as neat as heterochromia is#My family has a bunch of features that people don't appreciate so I feel strongly about it#My uncle had to have his nose sewn back on after a car accident giving him a MASSIVE scar#One family member with hair and skin so light she has to draw her features on#Most of my family has HUGE hooked noses#I've been asked if I broke my nose as a kid because I have such a prominent bump#Crooked teeth and unbalanced eyes#Women going bald and hair on the helix of our ears#And it's beautiful. Unfortunately the whole world doesn't behold the beauty that dazzles my eyes#But I'll try to tell them about it.#So when I get prominent and intelligent background characters I give them features like that because imo it's an honor#And if they end up getting it as an offhanded thought they always end up getting bigger than I planned LMAO wassup duckfur
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Me: I joke about writing the same McCoy centric story over and over again in different ways
Me: and like. I love doing it and imma keep doing it because it makes me happy.
Me: but also. I do sometimes wonder if it's like. A little Much.
Me: like maybe I should branch out or something
Me: [reads another fundamental and extremely insulting misread of McCoy's character by someone who is clearly making a Choice to cast McCoy as the villain, because they have to get him out of the way of spirk, because they're too???? idk immature??? to realize that even when you're in a relationship with one person, other ppl can and SHOULD still be important to you]
Me: lmao I hope I AM too much actually!!!! I hope it is 100% obnoxious how much I love that doctor!!!!! Time to write more versions of the same story of McCoy being forced to realize that he is loved and cared for!!!!!!
Me: I KNOW MY NICHE AND IMMA DIE IN THAT NICHE, THANKS
#mine#not putting this in the mcc*y/tr*k tags bc i am venting not trying to start 💾🐎 [discourse]#but woof. WOOF. i want you to know that if you hate the doc then sp*ck and k*rk would hate YOU#like seeing someone say they're sp*ck or jim coded and then say flagrantly absurd things about mcc*y.......u are garbage coded actually.#sp*ck and k*rk would literally never#i will never understand how so many ppl can ship mcc*y’s besties and then???? hate on mcc*y?????????#i block LIBERALLY so i have a lot of b*nes haters blocked already tbf#i just stumble across one in the wild sometimes alas#that mindset btw is how that counseling fic came about lmao - we were talking about how if sp*rk dated they'd still drag mcc*y EVERYWHERE#romantic or platonic he is THEIRS just like they're HIS. it's a triumvir*te my guy#any two of them hook up they're still making the third stay at their side 24/7 lolllllll#how can you claim to love sp*ck and k*rk and so fundamentally misunderstand them and their relationship with b*nes#genuinely tragique#you are missing out on so much fun#we are not watching the same show lmao <3 leave my doctor alone <3 leave his bfs alone too <3#me: i should let things go / sp*ck: have you instead considered being a petty bitch / me: what / sp*ck: they can get fucked and die mad 🖖#me: ur so right sp*ck / sp*ck: i usually am#guess who literally just found out that if the word is contained w/in a longer tag it now shows up if you search that word!!!!!#that change very well may not be recent but i just found out!!!! anyway. asterisks added.#i give up. tumblr keeps putting this in the fucjing tags. hellsite (full of hatred)#eta: didn't think to make this non-rebloggable earlier but now it is lmao. it's just a vent post y'all <3
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#SHIGEO KAGAYAMAAAA TY FOR DEFEATING MY ARTBLOCKKKK#Hi guess who’s alive bc of a very silly anime#HOLY SHIT BRO THIS ANIME IS SO GOOD ITS RARE FOR AN ANIME TO HOOK ME SO HARD#RECENTLY FINISHED SEASON 1 AND SKNJVFDNJKKDFVJN I LOVE IT SM!!#most likely to make more Fanart of this guy and the others yeahhaha#And the 2nd tumblr sexyman#Lmao yeah#anyways#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#shigeo mp100#My art#fanart#silverlombaxwitch#Oh ya I was experimenting on this piece and damn I actually like it#Mp100
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I am going to have to reread to double check this but another aspect of Percy losing control in cotg that's so worrying is his fear that he could have inadvertently hurt (or killed) Annabeth, cause like, he's never thought that before, has he? Not even at his worst in Tartarus. So again, Riordan has not just characterized Percy as someone who's angry and spiraling and losing control, but now has added the aspect where Percy is afraid of hurting or even killing his loved ones on accident. But then in the book its just like haha that's our Percy what a guy!!!! like???? hello??? the kid's not alright???
#seriously is there another part in canon where he's worried about like accidentally KILLING his friends?#there's Michael yew I guess but he never actively worried about killing him and the destruction percy caused there was not#born from a loss of control#like even in the height of my /dark percy/ days I NEVER considered percy would snap to the point of hurting his loved ones#and Riordan just throws in the line so casually!!#and like... again.. if this level of spiraling was written intentionally as a fallen hero arc I would be HOOKED#the way it plays of his fatal flaw??? delicious scrumptious#EXCEPT ITS NOT INTENTIONAL#literally lmao#pjo#percy jackson#mine
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