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ok so strollonso dynamic but switched.
#older lance#younger nano#world champ lance#nepo baby nano?#mean lance#(only nice to nando)#very big power imbalance#nandos always looked up to lance#do u guys see the vision#please.#f1#formula 1#lance stroll#aston martin#fernando alonso#ls18#fa14#strollonso#i might write it#(im writing 100 things rn)
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"I'll come back...
I promise." Lance wanted to believe him, but the glint of sadness in his eyes told him otherwise. "Okay." His tone was deflated, like a popped balloon. If he was going to do it, he had to do it now...
"Keith, I like you."
"U- u oh..." Maybe it was false hope, but Lance swore he could see the faintest little blush. "I, uh... I like you too." Lance's face was so bright even the sun couldn't compare.
They weren't sure who started it, but they kissed, a fleeting touch of lips, and then Keith had to go.
~<3~
"Look, Lance. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but... Keith is dead." Shiro said, so blunt, so unfeeling, his face stoic. If he was sad, he certainly wasn't showing it.
"What?" Keith had been missing for a while, and sure, maybe Lance had considered that possibility once or twice, but it, surely not...
"I understand, Lance." No. No, he didn't. He couldn't possibly understand. Lance loved Keith, and now he'd never get to tell him.
"Get away."
"Wh- Lance?"
"Get away from me."
"Lance, you ne-"
"This is the last time I'm going to tell you," his voice was gruff with shock and agony. "Get. The fuck. Away from me."
If he lost what he loved, so would everyone else.
#klangst week#mwahaha#klance#eep#im evil#and dont i know it#get wrekt#mean lance#psyco#keiths dead#lol
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☀️🏞️🌿☁️
#learned a lot abt colors on this one#and by that I mean I had to use adjustment sliders 5 million times after I finished 😐#klance#Voltron#vld#Keith kogane#Lance McClain#my art
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muah muah teehee they're kissing 🤭
#this makeout sesh takes place immediately after their fist fight i postes yesterday#i mean IMMEDIATELY after#klance#keith kogane#lance mcclain#keith vld#lance vld#voltron#vld#my art
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More Fem Klance <3
#klance#voltron#voltron legendary defender#lance mcclain#keith kogane#fanart#i knew if i openned this gate I could not stop#i knew it#anyway happy klance yuri#still thinking about their names#would be kaley and linsei or kaila and Lanisa or any variation of those#im an insane person so I went by name meaning - Keith -> wood and Lance -> weapon- while maintaining the K and L#Klanisa or Klinsei?...#im so against having Lance's name start with LIN bc I don't like sharing my name lmao#yes lance design is literally the crew's design for fem lance BUT I adding the latinisation
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#klance#keith kogane#lance mcclain#voltron#klance art#vld#juno.txt#my art#hi. i love being mean to lance 💙
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even the biggest beasts need a little love and care when they've evolved (watch your head!)
#kagoodles#champion lance#lance pokemon#magikarp#gyarados#pokemon hgss#hi hello i Live i'm just recovering from a couple life things and a bit of art block + zine stuff + possible sona redesigning :>#time passed by Quick what the hell. i blink and I'm gonna be a year older in 7 days#old habits (jumping Really high) still stick with the fishies even after they've evolved into big angry dragons#but to a dragon master he'll love them all the same :]#been meaning to implement some more biological features on pokes (ie: koi fish patterns on magikarp/gyarados)#and also because I went down the rabbit hole of seeing tons of fish videos where they have Big ol domes. i love their funny domes#i may have commissions planned for this month soon also :V gonna be workin out the cogs for it
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yea
#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime#keith kogane#vld keith#vld lance#vld fanart#lance mcclain#voltron#klance#can i rant for a bit#grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom#who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but#by a shows' producer#not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK#and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that#what i didnt need was getting baited left and right#the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on#their silly red blue ship to get canon#bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there#two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep#but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway#i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that#if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING#tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons#(mic drop)
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F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x)
#f1i#yeah im no longer dividing them into tumblr psots or tweets#all of the brainrot in one series#im not counting them anymore either#look how lazy im getting lol#but i promise the content will be better than ever cause its the worst of the worst thru the interwebs#also interwebs is different than the internet#u know wha i mean??#pls tell me u know what i mean#lestappen#galex#sebchal#brocedes#strollonso#sebastian vettel#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lance stroll#fernando alonso#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#alex albon#george russell#f1 memes#f1 incorrect quotes#f1 x tweets#f1 x text posts
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I wish lance stroll was half of the bitch his haters think he is
I wish he would come to every grandprix wearing a Prada suit, no shirt a diamond necklace and carrying a iced Frappuccino in one hand and Fernando alonso in a leash and just say "Daddy I want a trophy" and Lawrence would just shove a bunch of money in everyones hand and take the trophy for him
I wish he would just bat his pretty eyelashes and everything would be his
But life isn't fair and I have to bet on a losing dog that is hated for no discernable reason who loses a little bit of his spark every race weekend because he can't do as much as open his mouth in his own social media without being bullied because mental health of drivers only Metter if they are good enough that their loss will be considered a tragedy
#formula 1#formula one fandom#lance stroll#fernando alonso#i hate it here#i love the brazil grandprix its my home#but i know lance will be treated like shit#because the drugobitches will be extra mean#because they believe the only thinv stopping drugo is lance#not his own contract decisions and the many other teams who dont give a fuvk about him#because he is brazilian and this sport hates brazilians unless its the mythical sinless ghost of ayrton senna#sorry not sorry
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Silly little miscellaneous JL headcanons:
Arthur:
-enjoys knitting to de-stress (has a lot of warm blankets he made out of frustration)
-likes to poke his head out of the water like a shark sometimes (it looks really funny and kinda cute)
Barry:
-has to consciously walk slow (he just naturally walks fast and tends to leave the group behind)
-has a hard time estimating how long it will take him to get somewhere (plays into the whole being perpetually late thing)
Clark:
-definitely chews on weird things during meetings and ends up eating it ("Clark where did the thing go?" "I ate it"<- is being serious)
-rolls his eyes a LOT when he thinks people aren't looking (he's a sassy bitch, Ma has definitely called him out on it multiple times)
Jonn:
-tends to hide food in odd places a lot (it does not help that his friends keep eating each other's food from the fridge)
-strong sweet tooth, the amount of sugar he consumes would not be healthy for a human
Hal:
-also a really good driver (dare I say he could be a good race car driver too?)
-fork lift certified >:)
Diana:
-is actually a big sports fan, enjoys watching games on the TV and live. Will happily join you to watch one
-loves any messy outdoors activity, really. Willing to try anything more than once.
Dinah:
-actually REALLY good at reading sheet music and sight reading
-has tested how high she can sing without breaking things too many times to count (she says it's for science, Dinah we no longer have glass cups bc of you)
Oliver:
-loves cooking, it's his love language, always willing to try new stuff (but also just tends to enjoy making the same things a lot)
-loves board games but gets too competitive (how the hell is one THAT good at jenga wtf??)
Bruce:
-has a very goth-style of dancing
-bit of a history nerd, will listen to Diana ramble about her work in archeology a lot too
Billy:
-really good at chess and jigsaw puzzles
-knows how to sew/mend clothing really well and will offer to fix something for you
#dc headcanon#dc comics#justice league#justice league headcanons#arthur curry#aquaman#barry allen#the flash#bruce wayne#batman#clark kent#superman#dinah lance#black canary#oliver queen#green arrow#hal jordan#green lantern#jonn jonzz#martian manhunter#diana prince#wonder woman#billy batson#shazam#these are just silly headcanons i had in mind#they dont actually mean anything#just me being silly goofy#i love them so much guys
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The casual affection, I'm going to throw up
#STTTOPPPP THIS IS SO MARRIED COUPLE#ive been so busy with shitposting today that i didnt see any of the strollonso stuff#THEYRE SOOOOOOO#ive already ranted abt it w dru in dms but their relationship is just truly insane and heartwarming#i dont think any of us expected them to be like this??????#i mean chill with each other sure but actively kind and affectionate and helpful#god.#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#lance stroll#strollonso#2023 brazilian gp#we do a little bit of f1
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I would like more of green lantern dinah but dceased makes me sad do you see my problem lol
#Dinah Lance#black canary#green lantern#i mean i still liked it but ya know#artwork#dc comics#dc tag
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If I see one more person say Lance doesn’t look excited enough/doesn’t deserve to have Newey at Aston Martin I’m gonna beat you with a shovel. He doesn’t owe anyone the emotional response you think he should have. You can all fuck off.
#Lance is not an outwardly emotional person in public and that’s well documented/known#doesn’t mean he’s not appreciative or excited#just means he doesn’t want to put on a mask just to make a few people happy#lance stroll
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hehehehehhooo,, decided to draw some hermits as the mystery skulls animated gang!! why? uhhh mostly just 'cause.
special thanks to the ibaaf server for helping me pick the roles! gem is vivi,, false is arthur,, pearl is lewis,, and etho is mystery!!
better pic of pearl under the cut, where you can how lazy i am,,ms ksmsksjs
#my art#hermitcraft#mystery skulls animated#falsesymmetry#geminitay#ethoslab#pearlescentmoon#falsesymmetry fanart#geminitay fanart#ethoslab fanart#pearlecentmoon fanart#this wasn't supposed to have this much effort put into it. and then it took five hours.#chose etho's role first cuz i really like the kitsune etho headcanon#(yes his collar has a maple leaf on it)#and the lil deadbeats are a bunch of lil tillys!!#we also gave roles to some of the other characters. bdubs is shiromori and cub is reverb/???/possession guy#sorry guys; you're antagonists now 😔#actually i don't think cub would mind this#also i refuse to think any harder about what bdubs being shiromori means. they're both plants okay.#it was either this or joel#or that one sock monster guy from season six#joe and cleo are duet and chloe respectively. joe as duet fits. cleo as chloe does not but also no one else really fits chloe anyway so idc#no more wanting an undead boyfriend.... THEY are the undead boyfriend now.#i think we had uncle lance as iskall??? still not too sure#they both have beards tho. that's something#oh!! also rendog is galaham bc i said so.#anyway. please watch msa it's so so good.#(or watch hermitcraft if you haven't already. a new season started a while back it's the perfect time to join)#not sure if i'll draw more of this;; this is less an au and more just me being silly#but i hope y'all like it regardless!!
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My submission for @erithel 's Gone comic contest 💜 This comic is such moving story of trauma, sacrifice, and love (with a happy ending), and it's been very special to me. She has these reoccurring themes of reflections: how two people can experience the same event very differently; and how trauma can be reflected back at you even after the event is over. Probably the image that hit me the hardest was Lance collapsing in the shower, overwhelmed. It's so real. And the idea of him trying and not being able to take comfort in his element (water), is so poignant. Erithel is an amazing artist. Go read Gone and follow her if you aren't already 🥰
#gone comic#this was one of the first comics I followed when I started in the fandom#as someone with ptsd it means so much to see trauma represented and not avoided or glossed over#angst with a happy ending#erithel is a genius fr#klance#voltron#lance mcclain#keith kogane#vld#fanart#fan comic
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