#me with tom

[zanephillips]

TOM ELLIS Tell me Lies 2.05 "Evil, Ornery, Scandalous, and Evil"

[noka-exe]

chronic finger biter clark vs nose exhaler bruce

[verified-villain-fxcker]

This might be the last time we see Tom Hardy Venom on screen so I just wanna say, from the bottom of my monster fucker heart, it has been an absolute pleasure to go through this series with you all these last 6 years.

[ad-ee]

VENOM 2018

Eddie: I’d die to keep you from being eaten by another symbiote.

Venom: I’d burn in fire just to keep you safe.

VENOM 2021

Venom: I’d give myself up so you could have peace and happiness.

Eddie: No, I’d give up everything just to stay with you.

VENOM 2024

Eddie: I’d rather die with you than live without you.

Venom: Sorry, can’t let you die.

[tylerposey]

TOM ELLIS "Evil, Ornery, Scandalous and Evil" — Tell Me Lies (2.05)

[actually-mentally-ill]

when im being asked a question, but i was busy daydreaming about __ x y/n

[ayo-edebiri]

You don’t get to yell at me like that!

[love-at-first-sight-23]

Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐

[tinymintywolf]

i wanna see you out that door, baby bye bye bye!!

[mobius-m-mobius]

#the Nowhere Man who waits and the God of Stories who watches

[alicerovai]

let time pass

[chungledown-bimothy]

I cannot overstate how much I love Tom Lehrer's story. It sounds so fake but is entirely real.

He's a goddamn genius- he started studying mathematics at Harvard when he was 15 and graduated magna cum laude. He worked at Los Alamos for a few years before being drafted and working for the NSA, where he claims to have invented jello shots to get around alcohol bans.

He then went back to Harvard for a couple years before starting to teach political science at MIT.

Through all of that, he was writing and performing both some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear (Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Masochism Tango) and absolutely scathing political satire (Who's Next, Wernher von Braun, Send the Marines). Until the mid/late 60s counterculture gained momentum. He didn't like their aesthetic, so he stopped making music.

Shortly after, he moved to California and started teaching math and musical theater history at UC Santa Cruz for the next 30 years.

I don't know if non-Californians understand just how goddamn funny that is. It's where stoners and math (and now computer science) kids who couldn't get into Berkeley go. Leaving Harvard/MIT for UCSC is peak academic phoning it in. And by all accounts he had a blast.

Plus the whole putting all of his music in the public domain thing. That fucked.

[bookholichany]

How Neil Gaiman killed me...

[taiturner]

Why could I never stand up to Dad? I should've stood up for Ben. I should've stood up for the family. I just... I should've stood up for Sloane.

DIEGO & LUTHER HARGREEVES in a deleted scene from season 4 of The Umbrella Academy

[tylerposey]

TOM ELLIS "Just Stable Children" — Tell Me Lies (2.04)

[actually-mentally-ill]

me after saying i’d get tasks done but i’ve just been reading fanfiction for the past 3 hours: