#me with someone idfk!

[onlinedolly]

pretty girls who are shy at first, sweet and obedient but the more comfortable they get the more their attitude shows, lip pouted, feet stomping as you tell them no. pretty girls who secretly relish in the way you sigh tiredly, pinning them over your lap as you spank them until their purple 🤒

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[dormatheus]

Some thought I had about "what if the lamb decided to break their own vows to never be the sacrifice of a god just to see Narinder be free and 'happy' " which has probably been done but I thought mostly about Narinder going back to the cult, seeing all the time the corpse of the lamb in his dreams or just seeing them everywhere in the corner of his eye.

He was locked so early and for so long he can't really handle all the responsibilities of taking care of the cult, he's overwhelmed, wondering if this is even the freedom he thought about.

At some point maybe bc the crown grew so attached to the Lamb (like Narinder) it kept the ghost of the lamb around and when it actually was able to show and notice they weren't exactly dead... they started bothering Narinder and ngl I have many silly ideas about this but also ... Narinder wanting them back "to take care of the cult instead of him" but actually misses touching the lamb hearing their voice instead of just soft whispers that don't feel real, etc....

The lamb doesn't want this. They made their choice knowing it'd not be able to take it back and betraying not only their kind but themselves so they'd rather just die.

Narinder having to come to terms with his actions and what he made the lamb do.

-💊

[sea-buns]

captioners you are so valid

[nappingpaperclip]

y’all we r not beating exorsexism and misogyny by calling every transmasc that pisses u off a ‘theyfab.’ Idc if they are annoying or have dumbass opinions, literally using someone’s agab as an insult is wrong and treating transmascs as annoying little afabs is deeply misogynistic and transphobic. What happened to just calling people fucking idiots

[cinnamons1999]

drew this fucker in whiteboard jamspace on VC because today is the day i finished the whole fucking show.

[megamindsupremacy]

I need to marinate more thoughts for this but. okay so gravity falls au. partially inspired by this. fiddleford has the memory gun and he's This Close to using it on himself to erase what he saw in the portal. he pauses. he thinks, just because I forget doesn't mean stanford will stop building the portal. he thinks it's all or nothing. he goes to stanford's shack in the woods. he sneaks in through the side door and sees stanford sleeping on the couch. it's dark outside. the lights are out. fiddleford can barely make out the shape of his former-friend's body. fiddleford looks at Stanford one last time. he types into the memory gun, Stanford Pines. he points the gun. half a second before he fires, Stanford stirs, as if sensing the danger he is in. he manages to get out "who-" before fiddleford, panicking, pulls the trigger before he can chicken out completely.

stanley wakes up on a couch he doesn't remember falling asleep in, with a terrified looking man standing over him, holding a glowing gun, and thinks this is one hell of a situation i've gotten myself into

[vermwerm]

GRAB HIM BY HIS STUPID HOTDOG SHAPED HEAD !!!!!

[zeddimusprime]

If Noah/Mirage has a million shippers, I’m one of ‘em

If Noah/Mirage has one shipper, it’s me

If Noah/Mirage has no shippers, I’m fucking dead

[impala-67-zeppelin]

um emma d’arcy!magneto and olivia cooke!professor x when?

[m3xyuu]

we're both wronged by the same things, aren't we?

[frnkiebby]

frank pls what the fuck~🎃

(found the ig post thanks to @earlycuntsets coming through with that article!!)

[estrellami-1]

If I Should Stay

Part 1 | . . . | Part 22 | Part 23 | Part 24

“Now,” Alli says, suddenly serious again. “Let’s go back. You’re from the future?”

Steve sighs and nods. “Robin and I both. We have a friend… well, really she’s the friends of the kids out there. But she has… powers. I’m not sure what all she can do, but she can lift things with her mind, and she can—best I can figure—force energy into things. So there’s these… these gates, we call them, into a place called the Upside Down.” He explains it all to her, watches as her eyes change from shock to acceptance, then determination.

“Okay,” she finally says. “First things first, I think you need roughly eighty billion hugs.” She opens her arms again, and he chuckles wetly as he curls into her. “Love you, bubba,” she murmurs.

“Love you, Al,” he murmurs back.

“Now,” she says, not loosening her hold on him, “how can I help?”

“No,” he says immediately, pulling back to look at her. “No- Alli, please, you can’t-”

“Hey,” she says, catching his eye. “I wasn’t really asking, bubba. I’m not letting you do this alone.”

“I can’t,” he whispers. “I can’t lose you twice. I can’t have it be because of me.”

“Hey,” she says fiercely, “you look at me. Whatever happens, it is not your fault, got it?”

“It would be, though,” he insists. “‘Cause you wouldn’t have gotten pulled into all this if it weren’t for me.”

She pulls him into a hug. “I was dead, bubba,” she says flatly, which is enough to pull a broken giggle from him. “I can’t get much deader.”

“‘S not a word.”

“Is too, shut up, I was making a point. Whatever happens is not your fault, Steve. And hey, if it counts for anything, I don’t plan on dying.” She pulls back to rest their foreheads together. “I’m in this whether you like it or not, kiddo. That’s non-negotiable. What is negotiable is how you respond to it.”

He sighs, but can’t hide the smile. “Then I guess we’d better introduce you.”

She grins and pulls him into a tight hug, smacking an obnoxiously loud kiss onto his temple. “I can’t wait.”

They walk back out into the living room, where everyone is talking over each other. Steve sighs. “Alright,” he says, loud enough to be heard over everyone. “Not only is El still resting, but now Barb, Will, and Mrs. Byers are, as well. Keep it down, please.” He looks to Robin. “Any ideas?”

She sighs. “Besides asking El when she wakes up? Time travel fucked with the butterfly effect.”

Steve hums. “We’ve had stranger,” he admits.

Just then, El walks out, rubbing her eyes. “Steve?”

“Hey, El,” he smiles. “How’d you sleep?”

She hums and leans onto him, and he runs a hand over her head. Her eyes land on Alli, and she smiles. “Oh, good. It worked.”

Steve freezes. “El? What do you mean?”

“When I was in the black, I saw her. I brought her back with me.” She frowns at Alli. “Where did you go? You did not come here.”

Alli blinks. “Earlier today? I was hanging out with a friend.”

El hums. “Good. You came back normal.” Suddenly she smiles at Alli. “I’m glad it worked.”

Alli chuckles. “Me too,” she agrees.

“Eleven,” Steve begins, “were you able to do this before?”

“No,” she says, “but I do not know if I would have been able to eventually, or if it is new.”

Steve takes a breath, releases it, and nods. “Okay.” He hugs her tighter. “Thank you,” he murmurs. “For bringing her back. For helping us find Barb and Will.”

She wraps her arms around his waist and squeezes. “You’re welcome,” she whispers back.

He grins and looks at everyone. “El decides dinner tonight,” he says. “For everyone who’s staying, there’s a phone in the kitchen. Call whoever you need to.”

A hand ruffles his hair, and he grins up at Alli even as he tries to bat her hand away. “Being in charge looks good on you,” she says. Her smile is a little sad. “I just wish it hadn’t come down to this.”

Steve huffs a laugh. “Me too.”

Robin walks up to them. “So. Alli.”

Alli smiles at her. “You must be the infamous Robin.”

Robin raises a brow at Steve. “You told her about me?”

Steve rolls his eyes. “Of course I did, Robs. It’s you.”

She offers him a crooked grin. “Thanks, dingus.” She turns her attention back on Alli. “So this is crazy,” she says. “Time travel and alternate dimensions and all that. And you just… believed him?”

“Well, yeah,” Alli shrugs. “I mean sure it sounds crazy, but he’s my brother. It would take a lot more for me not to believe him. And… it’s not that he looks different, but there’s something different about him, y’know?”

Robin nods at her, then Steve, who rolls his eyes fondly. “She’s my sister, Robs, you don’t need to make sure she’s good for me.”

“Oh, like your parents?” She asks, one brow raised.

Alli snorts. “She’s not wrong, bubba.”

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[ellstersmash]

this is bothering me. at solas' ritual place with all the statues, the pattern is "small statue matches big statue."

small statues:

with the big statues:

but then... why doesn't this one match its big statue?!

like you can clearly see the 6th and 7th small statues match each other (and the 7th large statue)

WHY

[mabaris]

no youre completely right - im a gay (trans)man and i legit wanna see so much more about the women bc There Is So Little. I wanna make a lesbian oc who gets bent in half by taash. im very normal.

i’m just tired man!!!! it feels so obvious how disproportionate it is when you’ve got. a cast of characters that we know almost equally little about. and a few of them explode in popularity and it’s like spongebob sticking his hand out the curtain. literally all a character needs to do numbers is to be a light-skinned man

[alexandraisyes]

Hey chat how do we feel about Killcode/Glamrock Freddy for a crack ship that I just thought of on my second energy drink for the night?