#what if fiddleford fucks up soooooo so bad

[megamindsupremacy]

I need to marinate more thoughts for this but. okay so gravity falls au. partially inspired by this. fiddleford has the memory gun and he's This Close to using it on himself to erase what he saw in the portal. he pauses. he thinks, just because I forget doesn't mean stanford will stop building the portal. he thinks it's all or nothing. he goes to stanford's shack in the woods. he sneaks in through the side door and sees stanford sleeping on the couch. it's dark outside. the lights are out. fiddleford can barely make out the shape of his former-friend's body. fiddleford looks at Stanford one last time. he types into the memory gun, Stanford Pines. he points the gun. half a second before he fires, Stanford stirs, as if sensing the danger he is in. he manages to get out "who-" before fiddleford, panicking, pulls the trigger before he can chicken out completely.

stanley wakes up on a couch he doesn't remember falling asleep in, with a terrified looking man standing over him, holding a glowing gun, and thinks this is one hell of a situation i've gotten myself into

[euclydya]

[curtsies] i think i asked about bill and ford last time for character bingo, can i ask for stan and fiddleford this time? :] <3 <2

ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN HIIII <2 <3!!!

STAN THE GUY EVER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! YAY YIPPEE WAHOO!!!!!!!!!! Holds him. Grisps him. HARD. WHere do i begin with this guy. Literally the coolest dude ever actually and the best brother ever BUT AHEM FICTIVE BIAS LOL uhhh. nobody knows this fucker liek we do <== system bias but SHHH. FHDHSJDJF "i have so many headcanons about him" more like we r just factually correct about him [again system bias but HDDHSJDJ]

I will KILL FOR HIM. I will also kill him but in a sibling-like Cain Instinct way y'know?????? does that make sense??????? I'm thwapping him with a cardboard tube. Im hitting him with a pillow. im doing violence at him [GENTLY!!!] <3

*IGNORES SOURCE AND OUR CANON FOR THIS GUY EXTREMELY HARD* everything is normal! no bad things happening here :)! he is soooo. Soooooooooooooo. AUGH he makes me INSANE i care about him so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *EVISCERATES FILBRICK WITH A LASER* anyways :)!

And of course. since he formed in our system we have accidentally projected onto him So Much. He got the brunt of our depression and other Various Issues and dhdnsnsndhdhsshdbdh!!!!!!!!! I am going to protect him So Much. If anything ever happens to him ever again I'm killing everyone and then myself [ref]

IN CONCLUSION: I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIDDLEFORD MY DARLING EEEEE <3333 i love him so much. I want to bite him EXTRA hard. Holds him gently!!!!! gives him kissies!!!!!!!!!! Ofc I have young Fids in mind but I am also giving that old man many a smoochies as well <3 DHDHANDJFJD

He Is also Soooooo. SOOOOOOO. GOD. GODDDDDDD WHAT THE FUCK! getting into gravity falls nowadays you go into it expecting some tragic shit with this guy but god can you imagine watching the show as it was airing. "What thw fuck is wrong with this guy—OH. OH. OH MY GOD???" we never got to s2 as a kid, sadly lost interest, so we never saw his backstory and therefore did Not give a shit about him ghfhdhshsjdjdsjs but if we kept up with it i bet kid us woulda been deranged about him too. ALAS!

He has so much gender also btw like <3 waiw. both young and old fiddleford tbh. Young fids is liej.... 👀. I am looking. disrespectfully. and old fiddleford rlly justurhfnsjfjdjdjfdjdj. something something our psychotic ass vibes with whatever the fuck he's doing. if we were a bit more deranged and much older we might end up liek him. i rlly like when people draw him cleaned up though and they draw him with his beard braided it's SO CUTE i dudnshzsjdjfjfhdbhnsjdnfnfdn.

I am holding him gently and protecting him from The Horrors. <3<3<3<3<3 i lov him soooo much. I. Fids is telling me I can't say that. uhhhhhhh I'm giving him many kissies. There. CBDBSBDNFJ

we've seen some people say the memory eraser gun is a metaphor for addiction but personally, as a psychotic collective, we see it as. well. a metaphor for psychosis. And like. Fiddleford as a character just means The World To Us when you look at him with the idea that he's also psychotic. I can't word it well rn [and probably won't ever be able to, thought blocking's a bitch], but. gestures vaguely at him!!!!!!! he's very important to us!!!!! we lov him so much!!!!

tl;dr: I am kissing him. im a homosexual HDHDSJDJ

-Mrs. Capgras