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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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My take on the bang bang meme since i cant animate haahaahahaha
#day 2 of wondering how the hell did i do this#like- ngl this one is soo pretty??#didn’t know i had it in me lmfaoaaoaoa#sanuso#usopp one piece#usopp#straw hat pirates#sanji op#black leg sanji#sanji is not a vinsmoke#i hit my head and when i woke up the pen is moving by itself#the sanuso wom is real yall#stay safe!#you wouldnt believe me if i say i had to draw all the damn wood byhand#cursed things#Spotify
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My drafts section is a very interesting place
#charlie stfu#don’t even ask me what the actual fuck was going on when I wrote that ‘art is meant to' post#will wood#the prescription#adrian crick#jimmy mushrooms#gwen lamorte#life in the world to come#litwtc#chris dunne#the real will wood#trww
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more Will Wood
calling all fan artists, do your thing!!
#also PSA please don’t follow me for just Will Wood content I post about minecraft youtubers#i feel so bad when i see people like the will wood posts and then follow me#cause they’re gonna get my shitty tommyinnit fanfics on their dash and trust me you don’t want that#that being said i will be posting more clips#will wood and the tapeworms#will wood#william j wood#*J for Joseph someone at the qna asked#wwattw#the real will wood#the real will wood live#chris dunne
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so in HoO we get a totally unaddressed thing about the Hephaestus cabin apparently have an underground tunnel system beneath their cabin that they’ve been excavating for almost a century and haven’t found the end to yet. We never hear about this again. But when Jake Mason is explaining it, he jokes to Will Solace that “You Apollo guys can’t have all the fun,” which implies the Apollo cabin also has secrets.
Anyways I think we should just start headcanoning random wild secret areas of each cabin just for fun.
#pjo#hoo#heroes of olympus#riordanverse#why did we just move on from the massive underground tunnel system under cabin 9 apparently unrelated to the maze. what. hello.#like no no no. go back. tell me more.#IS it related to the maze?#were there two entrances to the maze in chb? one in cabin 9 and one in the woods?#anyways my hc is that cabin 7 has a secret DDR machine#the other cabins know OF it but theyve never been able to confirm or deny if it's real (it is)#nor been able to find it#i also hc that cabin 10 has multiple bathrooms and they just dont tell anybody#every other cabin has like maybe one bathroom and then the shared outdoor ones#except for cabin 13 which when Nico renovated he totally went ''fuck it. 3 bathrooms. who's gonna stop me''#cause i firmly believe nico renovated cabin 13 to be a decently sized cabin but also just A Normal House#so both him and hazel get their own bathrooms and then theres a guest one#i have too many very specific headcanons about the layouts of each cabin
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I'm sorry you have been what in the woods.
oh look who's interested in my getting shot lore now. Should have been there when it happened sorry
#[.asks]#anonymous#it wasn't anything major (not a real shooting bullet) I just like to say it like that because it makes it sound worse#my father and I were hiking in a place where some people were doing some sort of hunting training camp or whathave you#in hindsight we definitely should have not been there but my dad ignores warning sings constantly when in the woods#ironic that my father didn't get shot since he was the bigger target but maybe they mistook me for a fox or something#it's the only stiches I ever had to get! and the wound healed bad so I hate wearing canotte now. </3
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did
i
reeeeEEEEEeeeeaLLyyyyYYYYYYYYY
HAVE ANY OF THAT GRAVITY?
maybe you're quicksand...
BECAUSE!
I couldn't really tell
how
deep
my
foot
prints
went...
the VERTEX of my REDEMPTION ARC
the SEARCHING of that
~virgin heart~
I'M CATATONIC IN YOUR ARMS!!!!
crying, "HOW DID I CAUSE SO MUCH HARM???"
I'M DOWN POUNDING MY HEAD
AGAINST THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!
APOLOGIZING FOR MY LIFE AND EVER
ENTERING YOURS
don't say,
"I'm sorry, but this can't go on,"
I know you've got SCARS of your OWN,
but HIDE MY KNIVES before you go!!!
i'll either
live
or die
(alone)
#bee post#will wood#against the kitchen floor#in case i make it#this song is so good#me when will wood (real)
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hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen
well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen
GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:
A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER
C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)
LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN
THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE
"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS
#byler#mike wheeler#like i truly need to stress this so much this is NOT mileven hate like this is putting any like feature or fact about their dynamic aside#they are children#and yes i know there are people who meet their partners when they're young kids childhood friends to lovers is a trope for a reason#but no one NO ONE (or at least statistically very few people cuz i know my ass was not)#is making for real love declarations at Fourteen (or Fifteen humor me)#and “oh rey then how can you ship lumax-” LUMAX HASNT SAID I LOVE YOU YET#LUMAX IS THE MOST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF AN EARLY TEENAGE ROMANCE IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED SHOW BECAUSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO AWKWARD#AND ITS ADORABLE#AND THATS IT#THEY HAVENT EVEN KISSED SINCE SEASON 2#YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??#BECAUSE THAT'S REALISTIC#BECAUSE THEY ARE KIDS AND KISSING IS GROSS#listen im not saying this with the intention that ohh kids are immature they dont know what true feelings are blah blah blah#kids have feelings no shit#but esPECIALLY when it comes to mileven it seems so goddamned performative#like it FEELS like they both just watched a bunch of romance movies and are now mimicking whatever they've seen the adults in those movies#(who are supposedly in love) do#like watch lucas's talk with max in the back of the like trailer thing where he tells her he wants her to stop pushing him away watch that#and then tell me mike's aMaZinG AnD drAmaTiC LOvE cONfESioN doesnt sound formulaic as fuck#like you wanna know how a teenager makes a love confession#they say smth emotionally vulnerable; want to die after saying the emotionally vulnerable thing; and then tell a shitty joke to salvage it#not “I don't know how to live without you. I feel like my life started that day we found you in the woods” no fucking teenager says that#and that is why lumax is as mr mclaughlin said himself: “real love”#damn i kinda cooked with the tags on this one#(also fun fact i learned that tumblr has a tag limit by making this post which is why half of the tags are at the 140 character limit)
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kija: in other words, these two are still on earth, isn't that right?
me:
#!!!!!!!!!!#like we kinda knew but we also kinda didn't!!!!!#i know we're not out of the woods yet but still!!!!!!#now did i immediately enter full panic mode when i thought this meant kija was dying for real? absolutely#and the end of the chapter still has me STRESSED#akatsuki no yona#akayona#yona of the dawn#akayona spoilers#akatsuki no yona spoilers#yona of the dawn spoilers#akatsuki no yona 252#akayona 252#yona of the dawn 252#send to syd
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"barky told me im in charge 😁" "anton said you said he was in charge" "🙂↕️🙂↕️" "lundell said that barkov said he was in charge" "barky said lundy is in charge 😀?" no this isnt a realtime sitcom being played in front of you this is just how the finns are
alternatively i love playing finnish telephone via pressers
media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)(x)
#anton lundell#aleksander barkov#eetu luostarinen#florida panthers#2425#they are fucking comical#the finnish telephone...#sometimes i dont think they can be real people but they are#lundys like im so stressed my captain entrusted me with this and i want to make him SO PROUD-#meanwhile sasha just saw an opportunity to bully lundy and TOOK it. your captain is not asking you. hes TELLING you.#and luostys disbelieving barky said lundys in charge????? since WHEN#in firm belief luosty just was not paying attention at all as they had important finn meetings#“we'll see how it is in reality” LUOSTY STOP BEING A BRAT#I GET YOU FLIRT BY BEING A BRAT BUT PLEASE ITS LIKE 9 IN THE MORNING. GIRL CALM DOWN.#luosty trying to provoke lundy even while hes busy with his own presser and he KNOWS that but he can still hear him and he has to tease him#the way you see his eyes flicker to lundy as he talks about him GOD#wouldve been so perfect if we got a mikksy presser but alas...#my cryptid wife is scared of cameras. she ran into the woods the minute the plane stopped.#finnish shenanigans. finnanigans.#the global series is a gift
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if this post gets like more than 15 notes ill keep up my motivation to listen to chnt, and if it gets more than 20 ill start listening to litwtc
#will wood#chris dunne#litwtc#life in the world to come#chnt#camp here and there#im currently listening to a ww mashup and its real#i watched like 12 episodes if chnt#and it was really hard to continue because thats how all media is for me :(#i wish it was easier for me to finish stuff like that#its just so difficult#even with books#when i was younger i was considered a big bookworm#i still am but the last book i started was in october and im still reading it#anyway im done
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i love driving on perilous roads at night when it's just me and my good friend Cars Behind Me
#oh cars behind me... we're really in it now...#the only parasocial relationship i ever feel or indulge in is the bond i have with cars driving behind me on a single lane highway#it was so dramatic and for what...#me leading the procession in the dark and fog and snow with my highbeams on.#them following behind me and taking none of the many chances to pass me when i offer them <3#following me like lambs to their shepherd through the pitch black woods#WE FORMED A WARRIORS BOND ON THE ROAD THIS NIGHT.#we made it through the mountains Together!!!#the comfort of their warm headlights in my rearviews was Unparalleled#ah... is this what Company feels like...#absolutely unprompted#i. i may be mentally unwell im realizing#< twas a jest! i've known the whole time#ohhhh and its starting to rain real hard... yes... i need this...#AND I STILL HAVE MUCH HAZELNUT MILK TEA LEFT!!! HUZZAH!!!!#its so good. creamy and roasty and nutty. mm.#still next time i'll have to track down a different boba shop that has my favorite milk tea flavor. i miss it!
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Catch me spiraling on this cloudy Tuesday morning because everything that comes out of my mouth is the Wrong Thing and I never used to be this shit at socializing but that’s only because I never actually socialized before so now I’m realizing for the first time how little I get social cues and I am throwing jokes out that I think are funny or imitating other people’s forms of humor but they always fall flat and I thought I was doing it right?? But I never am, and I think I would rather have my vocal chords surgically removed than ever see any of my college friends or boyfriend again
#can’t make a fool of myself if I don’t exist#I literally cannot stop myself from saying stupid shit#and I think it’s gonna land and be funny and then people are confused#and then I want to die#or run away and live in the woods#and then die there#I can literally never speak to people again that’s crazy#I also can’t tell when people are teasing or kindly rebuking so#when people get fake upset with me it’s real always#so like I feel super gullible#and I come on too strong#and there’s no fucking way that boy can still love me and not be weirded out#and he’s too nice to say anything ever#I want to throw up and run away
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I’m approaching 27 which means that we are now in this unexpected period of life where we need to replace all of our “good enough for now” things that we got super cheap (or free from family) when we first started living on our own. I am realizing that it is VERY difficult to get rid of things, not just from an emotional attachment standpoint but also:
“Well it technically DOES still work even if it’s unpleasant and falling apart” (especially applicable to ugly/uncomfortable furniture)
“We don’t have to get rid of it, we can always repair it” (it is literally broken and falling apart)
“Wouldn’t it be Bad and Consumeristic to just throw something away that isn’t actually broken just because I want a new one?” (this one plagues me)
“Getting a New Thing would be way too expensive” (hasn’t even checked the price of a replacement, I absolutely can afford it but it would cost more than $50)
Even when I’ve fought through those arguments (which is very hard to do considering these are things I learned while growing up during the 2008 recession and struggling financially due to severe illness and death in the family when I was young) and come out the other side determined to actually replace something, a new issue arises. “How am I going to get rid of the old thing?”
“I can’t donate this because it’s broken or stained”
“I want to sell this but this requires a lot of energy that I don’t have (photographing the item, pricing the item, posting an ad for the item, sorting through offers for the item, arranging pickup for the item, possibly even shipping the item)”
“I want to throw this away but it’s too large to put in the garbage so it must go on the curb and I don’t know the protocol for that”
“I want to throw this away but it’s too large to put in the garbage and too broken to give away so it must go to the dump and I don’t have a vehicle I can use to take this there so I will need to reach out to family for help”
“I want to throw this away but I’m not sure how to do so in an Environmentally Friendly way”
This sort of situation is a nightmare for my mentally ill mind, and it results in me simply giving up and putting up with keeping the shitty item I know I want to replace and repeating the same excuses to myself to justify it enough that I don’t break down in frustrated tears every time I look at the thing I’ve been wanting to get rid of for months.
I’m sick of it though. I am tired of having to put up with being stuck with something I don’t like just because it’s not “bad enough” to justify going through the stress of removing from my life. I am tired of living with these things that I want to get rid of taking up the space I want to give to something new that I do love that I picked out myself on purpose. I am tired of my own happiness not being a good enough reason to justify doing something difficult or inconvenient. I am approaching 30. I don’t want to live the next decade of my life like I’ve lived the first two, just dealing with what’s been given to me and not saying no, incapable of removing things I don’t like to make space for things I do.
#talk#this started as a vent about my couch and my lawnmower and my deck furniture and my car#ended a lot more metaphorical and emotional than expected#but. yeah.#I want my life to be something I chose on purpose#not just whatever I’ve been given#I think I deserve better than that#but also for real why is it so fucking hard to just throw something away!!!#IMO this is partly an infrastructure issue specifically when it comes to things I don’t know HOW to throw away#also there should be more trash categories#I’m sick of things I can’t recycle being tossed in a landfill when they could be composted#but I live in a second story apartment so I can’t compost it myself#also there are many things that I can’t recycle but also SHOULD NOT go in a landfill#that’s one of those things that stresses me out a lot#environmentalism is important to me#wish it was more accessible#ALSO!!!!#what do I do with old potting soil that’s lost nutrients? do I just fertilize the soil in a pot if a plant is doing poorly because it’s been#in the same pot for 4 years#??#do I just NOT replace the soil?#I think i do need to replace the soil but what do I do with the old stuff????#again. second story apartment. so I can’t just put it in the yard.#also even if I could I don’t know if I should!! what if I spread diseases or bacteria or invasive plants!!!#do I toss it in the woods nearby? same issue as before!!!!#do I! once again!! just put up with keeping this old dirt!!!!!!!!!#I don’t want to be burdened by a giant tub of old fucking dirt of all things!!!!!!!#WHY IS IT SO HAAAARD#I DONT WANNA BE A HOARDERRRR
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was hanging out with someone today and she was talking about how she would shoot the hawks and eagles if they went after her indoor/outdoor cat and i had to struggle to keep a straight face. there is an EASY fucking solution to this problem that doesn't involve killing federally protected wildlife OR your poor damn cat. who got in a fight last night and left fur all over the place.
#by hanging out with i mean she is the owner of the quarter horse mare that was here and she wanted me to come down when the farrier came?#the farrier is cool but he did give her some stupid fucking fearmongering pamphlet written by this idiot racist ~whistleblower~ about how#“They” (?) are going to be rationing peoples water and the dude is like blaming the local tribe for it....get the fuck over yourself buddy#the entire state is in a drought. disrespectfully. go fuck yourself#trump ass county for fucking real this is why i wanted to move to the next county over or at least the next town over in this county#like. not to dox myself but i live in thee bellwether county for presidential elections and these cunts are not voting blue let me tell you#it's all these retired fucking republicans!!!! god damn it there are so manyyyyyyyyy i don't know if i can do it guys#also i was talking to this woman about biking/hiking on the olympic discovery trail and she was like oh i've had some bad shit happen to me#on that trail and i'm like oh like what? and shes like#oh well one time this guy was living in the woods and i called the cops on him but they didn't care or do anything about it.#and instead of saying “why the fuck did you call the cops on somebody who wasn't even bothering you” and “what the fuck is your problem”#and “can't believe i'm saying this but the cop was actually the correct one in this situation” i had to be like oh huh :/#anyway literally nothing bad happened to her on the odt and people are kind of just heartless about homeless people#ALSO she was talking about when she was very sick on her recent trip to hawaii (...) and “not caring” about people worrying about her havin#covid like well actually the way you say that does reveal that you Do actually have a little dust bunny of shame about your shitty behavior#somewhere deep under the laminate tile of your soul and you fucking Know that's a shitty fucking way to act but youre doing it anyway. lol!#and this is such a very standard example of almost everyone i've met here. i'm going insane none of you have basic compassion or decency#for people you don't already care about. We Live In A Fucking Society WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.#i have to stop bitching it's after midnight but this was my first real contact with another person for the last 12 days#(BECAUSE i fucking had covid and i was isolating like a normal person instead of being a dumb entitled fucking asshole about it)#and it was just soooo peppered with this selfish fucking libertarian nonsense the whole time it is SO frustrating holy shit#i have to be nice to this woman because she wants my help with her horse (who needs my help frankly) and she's lived here her whole life so#she has thee connections and has also offered to help me get a car which i can't tell how serious she is but we need to be on good terms#jesus christ. hey if anyone is reading this and you read the whole thing and you read my tag essays regularly we have to get legally marrie#you know too much. wedding in november#me
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not to be Dramatic but i need hollywood to stop having the characters who live in the woods away from society who are seen as having a simpler way of life dancing tinikling in like half a scene
it's only happened twice but it's pissing me off
#not pjo#chitter chatter#i can't remember any asian named characters in the scene in the first instance and in the second i believe the actress is indonesian but#the bigger problem for me is does anyone in the audience even know what tinikling is?? do YOU know what tinikling is#it's not that i don't think people from outside that region of the world (since it's not just in the philippines) shouldn't learn the dance#it's that the framing of it TWICE!!!!! in TWO MOVIES!!!! is so similar it makes me mad#i don't CARE if the smokes is 'more real and authentic' it's still the people living without technology in the woods and it's FRUSTRATING#uglies literally had a like 5 second shot of it. why. what was that supposed to show.#and honestly just fuck zombies 2 everything about the werewolves was questionable to me#heres your rant of the day#havent used that tag in a while but im not being coherent this just really bothers me!!!#when i saw it in zombies 2 i wasnt like omg!!! tinikling!!! i was like what the fuck why is this here#thats my tag for when im being unreasonable and upset.#also uglies was bad
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