#me in the wild
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smallmeanie · 3 months ago
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drunk n giggly
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abybweisse · 1 year ago
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Finally taking some time, on this 4th of July, to just sip some coffee, read about sanctioned deaths... and watch my pets (and a FEW of my plants) enjoy the new digs.
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Not even getting dressed just yet.
Kuro anime in 2024 helps give me life.
😌
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caffeine-and-spells · 1 year ago
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My irl social skills are basically that scene in Dirty Dancing, where Baby meets Johnny for the first time, and they’re in that employee’s only dance club thing, and she just says, “I carried a watermelon. 😐”
That, or I make friends everywhere. There is absolutely no in between.
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andisupreme · 2 months ago
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
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varilien · 2 months ago
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources
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decamarks · 3 months ago
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
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aholefilledwithtwigs · 8 months ago
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
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demonboyhalo · 11 months ago
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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spr0utsies · 1 year ago
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eydilily · 10 days ago
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🐌🐌🐌 BAM!
close up shot :3c
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and a lil progression comparison
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shepscapades · 13 days ago
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I wish you coulda seen the look on my face when I glanced at Bdubs’ comment section for his wild life ep2
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
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ayo-edebiri · 1 month ago
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#Pedro Pascal is really the cutest with Fink 🥹 (fun fact, Fink is called Escobar (yes like Pablo) in french!)
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firephoenix23 · 10 months ago
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
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velinxi · 1 year ago
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Here's the full artwork I did for the upcoming Avatar concert! Thank you for having me🎶
Tour dates and info: https://avatarinconcert.com
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wiisagi-maiingan · 7 months ago
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What a terrible world we live in where you can google wild plants or bugs because you're interested in them and the first results are all "how do I kill this"
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