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Game: Shaolin (PS1)

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Game: Unknown

We arrive at (in my humble opinion) one of the best Classics of Game videos ever made. Here we see CoG's auspicious eye for Dumb Video Game Shit at peak form, featuring a game that has been scrutinized, discussed and praised/condemned to no end. And yet before this video, I don't think I'd ever seen anyone walk into this exact kill plane.

I wouldn't say this video makes me emotional, but it does fill me with a strange sense of wonder. It's harder to see with most of the other entries since they come from lesser-known games that you and I have never played before, but here we truly see that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The gross, muddled textures of scaffolding and weird pots in strange yellowed lighting...the alluring glow of some mysterious gems leading you onward...the insane looking beast corpse casually clung to the leg of the player the entire time.....these are things you would not be thinking about for a second if you ended up here on a casual playthrough. Every so often you need to stop and smell the roses.

It's been easy to make quick judgement calls of other CoG games, the ones I know almost nothing about. Any time I watch this one, I desperately want to find people who have never seen a single screenshot from Dark Souls, who know absolutely nothing about it so I can show them this video. I'm certain that if you did, if you showed this honest slice of one of the most highly-regarded video games ever made, they'd probably say "This looks like shit." And I think that's beautiful.

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Optimistic ☮️

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In 2004, TurboXS released an interface Called the "DTEC": a TurboXS-proprietary interface that plugs into the existing GameBoy SP's link port. Once plugged into the GameBoy, the DTEC provides a fully-adjustable in-car system that can monitor exhaust gas temperature (EGT), Boost, rpm, air-fuel ratio etc. The DTEC utilized the GameBoy as both a display and input device, allowing drivers to modify the boost pressure of their turbocharged car just by simply pressing a button on the directional pad.

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dj got us lapping up blood again

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ummm what was that

ermmm what the flip was that

Uhhh i just saw some weird bullcrap right over there

What the glitch

Erm i think i just saw a glitch in the matrix

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I could do this.

I'm sooooo hungry for Slime mould. I could eat it all up.

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I'm sooooo hungry for Slime mould. I could eat it all up.

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Macro photography of Slime Mold. Barry Webb.

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From here. If you think arachnids with long legs are just scary please watch this solifugid dig her nest (or try to) like SUCH a goofy little person creature. Look how she shoves dirt with her mouth and then gives it a little pat. Is she even making any progress?!

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Do happy

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wait i looked at yr pokerogue post again and i feel like this is important

one run i started w a rotom-wash and then ran into a boss rotom-mow. knowing it would be inefficient i decided to abandon a mon for rotom-mow because it would be funny

but then. i get, in my time playing pokerogue, my FIRST EVER pair of DNA splicers.

so of course i had to do what needed to be done

rotomotor ended up getting to the end of the game but got solo’d by eternatus and i miss them every day

This is so fucking awesome. You got Rotom². You got Rotom. You got a lawnmower with water in it. It doesn't even work

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wake up

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Concept for my graduation cap:

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STOP EVERYTHING. IT'S PAUL LESKOWITZ'S BIRTHDAY!!! 🎈🎁

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Wallace and/or Gromit!

i made wallace and gromit from dope ass swag in dress to impress

thanks for the request!