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[handsome-edvard]

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Posted: 07:04 UTC December 27, 2024

[skynsunrmarried]

james “i am in charge of our relationship” wilson, ladies and gentlemen.

[garblegarden]

Check out my book! It's always been a dream of mine to have a book. Took over a year to finally get around to doing it, but I think it's worth it! It makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside to say I have a book.

This cute little artbook is all about my specbio project! It's 5x7", 56 pages not including the cover, 100 lb paper and 130 lb cover weight. It's maybe 50% about human guy and patrick hanging out and the other 50% about the world itself. It's got cute doodles, less-cute doodles, infographics, small tidbits of writing, and more!

Available on my etsy here! All purchases will also come with a postcard print and a voucher for a limited custom palindrome for my ARPG if that's something you're interested in.

[firewasabeast]

they didn't have to cut tommy out though 😞

man, these are just endless lose/lose situations lmao if they had him in the post, the entire feed would be filled with jumpscare shit because buddies are lameass shitheads. they cut him out and it's filled with buddies laughing because he's not there. you know the common denominator here? they can't shut up about him. even when he's not there, he's the focal point of the conversations.

king behavior if you ask me.

[cultfriends]

some literature that inspired the Vaticide EP for all u nerds :))

A Pattern Language - Christopher Alexander

Invisible Cities - Italo Calvino

Powers of Horror: An Essay on Abjection - Julia Kristeva

The Mystical Theology - Pseudo-Dionysius

In Praise of Shadows - Junichiro Tanizaki

Art and the City - Sarah Schrank

Solitude - Anthony Storr

[prospitsdreams]

crossover of the century (i really like homestuck and eltingville club rn…)

[thesnakelord]

I thought of a hilarious idea for an Au while I was fist fighting a paragraph for UDaIO

so we know one of the side effects of bills possession is eye bleeding, but what if it was worse? like the constant damage to the veins and nerves are too much for Ford's body to repair and his eye starts to necrose and die. So instead of doing the sane thing and going to the hospital, he pulls out his eye and shoves that thing in a jar to deal with later.

You know, like any normal person would.

Anyhow, this unfortunately rapidly increases the speed of his mental breakdown. he can't look in the mirror without seeing yellow taunting him, bill keeps telling him how they match even more now that they're both one eyed freaks, and his field of vision has been cut in half so he can't tell if anything is coming from that side.

by the time he gets around to sending the postcard, Ford's about 78% more twitchy than he is in canon. mans is sat in a corner, crossbow in hand, head turned so his remaining eye can see everything and his blind side is protected. bills still told him that he sending someone to steal his eyes and now he's watching the door like it'll attack him at any second.

So when Stan shows up and knocks on the door any trigger discipline Ford had, has long since been violently defenestrated. As such the moment he opens the door, he shoots his brother in the eye.

The both of them stand there processing this for a beat, before the screaming starts. Stan because he has an ARROW in his EYEBALL, Ford because he is responsible for the aforementioned Eye Arrow. Fun times for all! Stan then passes out from shock/pressure on his brain and is dragged inside so his brother can practice his non-existent medical degree. Ford is, of course, freaking the hell out. This wasn't part of his plan, none of this was part of the plan!

The first thing he does is call Fiddleford, and is sent to voicemail, as Fidds is off doing cult shit. He tries this a few times, leaving increasingly panicked and pleading voicemails. The second thing he does is decide he has to deal with this himself, because he can't call an ambulance, bill could have gotten to anyone there.

So, let me paint the scene Stanley Pines gets the pleasure of waking up to. He's laying down on the floor of what he thinks is his brother's house, in a lot of pain and unable to see out of one of his eyes, and is treated to the sight (ha) of said brother standing over him with an eyeball shish kabob in his grasp.

Who is also missing an eye.

He comes to some conclusions that, while understandable, are wholly incorrect. This is when the screaming starts back up.

[kookycreature]

yay!

A Maya fey that makes you go "yay!"

[palossssssand]

comic done for a project assignment a few years back!

[softaestluv]

Simon Riley who doesn’t tell you that he’s coming home from an assignment because he enjoys the way your eyes light up, the excited noise you make when he surprises you a little too much. But his surprise is ruined when he gets home, and it’s dark outside. Hadn’t expected to arrive so late into the night; you probably fell asleep long ago.

So, he has to sneak in.

He takes featherweight steps down the hallway, doesn’t want to wake you abruptly or frighten you. Stopping once he reaches the side of the bed, leaning down, so he can brush your cheek, lightly shake you awake.

Except his hand never makes it to your face.

Instead, you lunge forward, slamming him to the floor and pinning his hands to his sides with your knees, pressing the weight of your body to his chest. The knife he gave you to protect yourself pressed to his neck, a ferocious expression on your face.

Simon’s utterly shocked, “Jesus, love, it’s just me.”

“Simon! I thought you were a thief!” You explain, dropping the knife to the side, “I didn’t know! You taught me better than that!”

He laughs, loud and boisterous. Pride beats his chest because yeah, he had taught you that. Smiles wide and proud at you.

“That’s my girl.”

✎ᝰ.ᐟ

[artsarasp]

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[brightbuildart]

just keeping an eye

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[bloody-storm]

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