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Angel: I love ya. Husk: How many people have you said that to? Angel: Everyone. Husk: What? Anthony: I told everyone that I love ya.
#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#huskerdust#husk#hazbin hotel husk#angel dust#anthony#i wrote this and i'm crying#this is like me and my gf#me being angel and my gf being husk#except usually our personalities are more like she being a tamer niffty and me being a (somehow) more unhinged angel#i'm gonna try and post more diverse ships now#hehe
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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
I made a Furina pony look at her immediately
#furina#furina art#furina fanart#furina genshin impact#furina de fontaine#furina genshin#furina is my blorbo#pony town#pony#methinks i should take my meds#i love her so much she is my mipy my silly cat my sweet baby angel my tragic toxic french lady my miserable little husk of a human being#i love furina#genshin impact#pony town maker#autism#she’s just a little guy#i am not neurotypical#I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED IN A WHILE#my gf called me a loser (affectionate)
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Vaggie: "Hello, Charlie's girlfriend speaking."
Husk: "Why the fuck do you always answer calls like that. This is your fucking phone."
Vaggie: "Yeah? And? I AM her fucking girlfriend, dumbass. She's only got one right now, so answering with that is just good as using my name."
Husk: "Just ask to use her last name already. This is stupid as shit."
Vaggie: "I, Charlie's girlfriend, am gonna have to say- fuck off."
Husk: "Chicken."
Vaggie: "Come at me when you're not still single, scaredy-cat."
Husk: "Like you don't have a ring."
Vaggie: "Like you don't practice having candlelight dinners-"
Husk: "How the FUCK do you know about th-"
Vaggie: "-same way YOU somehow know about the RING, you fucking-"
Angel Dust: "Both of you's know this is a conference call, right?"
Vaggie: "......"
Vaggie: "...Charlie..?"
Charlie: "Yes! Vaggie's future wi-"
Charlie: "-WHEEE HA I MEAN VAGGIE'S GIRL SPEAKING! FRIEND! GIRLFRIEND! Girlfriend of Vaggie who is CHARLIE! It's me I'm Charlie HI HELLO!!!"
Vaggie: "Sweetie, I love you."
Charlie: "I love you too! I love being your girlfriend and I DO- h, have a last name! I do. Have one of those."
Vaggie: "Right."
Charlie: "I have one."
Vaggie: "Good, cool. Hold that thought? I'll be right back."
Charlie: "Okay!!!"
Vaggie: (hangs up)
Vaggie, distantly in the hotel: " H U S K ! "
Husk: "Oh FUCK-" (CRASH) "-SHIT-"
(call ends)
(distant sounds of running and violence)
Angel Dust: "....."
Angel Dust: "Hey do-ray-mi-fa-so-la Charlie, I might not be datin' the guy, buuuut if your totally not future wife kills him I'm so not commin' to ya gay ass wedding."
Charlie: "....what if she just, MAIMS him a little?"
Angel Dust: "Ya serious?"
Charlie: "About marrying her???"
Angel Dust: (hangs up)
Charlie: "...Yes... yes I am~~"
Charlie: (cheerfully hangs up to go stop her gf from ruining their future wedding)
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#husk hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#chaggie#angel dust hazbin hotel#huskerdust#incorrect quotes#scared as hell cat flees the pissed off future wife of charlie morningstar#if he survives maybe he'll be her best man and the wedding#or a corpse#she hasn't decided yet
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Reader as Alastor's Mother
My very silly gf (@yurislotusgarden) gave me hc ideas so i wrote them (with her help) This is fem!Reader! Part 2!, Part 3!
𓋼 You heard about the Hazbin Hotel and decided that you wanted a chance at redemption, which is how you ended up there. Alastor was out when you arrived so Charlie met you first.
“Oh my goodness, hi! It’s a pleasure to meet you! I’m Charlie! Would you like a tour of the hotel?! Please, come inside!” She essentially dragged you in and then finally calmed down.
She would drag you around the whole hotel, explaining things too fast for you to register. And then Alastor suddenly entered the hotel, looking proud and smug as ever. 𓋼 “Alastor?”
“Mother, Is that you? It’s been far too long!”
"Indeed, it has! Say, do you know your way around here?"
"I do! Why do you ask?"
"Well… this Charlie girl gave me a tour earlier but… she was simply too frantic with explaning everything so… I couldn't really catch on to what she said"
"Ah yes, classic Charlie."
And so, he showed you around properly, in a much calmer and more understandable fashion. You two ran into Charlie once or twice, but just told her you were 'walking around and meeting the residents and staff' as to not upset her.
You took turns telling stories during your tour, his being much more interesting than you'd expected! 𓋼 Charlie and Vaggie essentially had the exact same reaction to finding out you’re Alastor’s mother. Since one was out when the other found out, it made it much funnier.
“Hey Alastor, who is this?”
“Why, it’s my mother!” He wrapped his arm around your shoulder and brought you closer, in a side-hug, wearing the most sly grin any of them had ever seen.
“Oh, alright- hold on what?!” 𓋼 I could see Angel and Husk talking about you at the bar, nothing bad, of course.
“So who’s she?” Angel sat down on one of the seats
“Heard she’s Alastor’s mother” Husk turned to Angel and offered him a shot.
“His mother? Why’s she here?”
“Gee, I wonder why someone would come to the hotel all about redemption” 𓋼 “So, you’re down here then, Alastor. No surprise there.”
“Oh please, you flatter me, Mother.” 𓋼 From the day you two were reunited, he always came to you to tell you about any recent achievements of his.
Everyone was absolutely terrified when they found out about you being his mother for 2 main reasons:
1 If Alastor is as scary as he is, then imagine how much scarier his mother would be! But in truth, you’re an absolute sweetheart, which shocked everyone, causing them to be more cautious around you, in case it was all a lie. (It wasn’t)
2 Alastor is incredibly protective of you, even though he hasn’t explicitly said anything, everyone saw how he watched them when they spoke with you. Especially Angel. 𓋼 One time, it just so happened that Alastor was 'out on business' as he called it. During that time, Charlie's father, Lucifer Morningstar, came by to check on his daughter and the hotel.
He saw you, and his first words were "Hey there, are ya single by chance?~"
Charlie saw him flirting with you so she ran up to him and introduced you as Alastor's mother, in an attempt to scare him off from you since Lucifer and Alastor don't exactly get along… although, instead of deterring him, it just motivated him to continue.
"Dad! This is [Name]! Alastor's mother!"
"Oooh! His mother you say?~"
"Dad!"
You and him were just talking, Charlie trying to pull him away from you, when Alastor returned to the hotel. Oh, he was not happy.
"Lucifer, you sly motherfucker."
"I for sure will be one tonight!"
Let's just say… Lucifer didn't return to the hotel when Alastor was around, for a good while… 𓋼 Whenever you were bored, you would bake things for the other hazbin residents and staff. Everyone adored whatever you made! When you told everyone you would always bake when you were alive, no one was surprised.
Speaking of when you were alive and baking, one day young Alastor had walked in on you baking and got curious.
"Mother! What are you doing?"
"I'm baking, darling"
"Can I help you??"
"Alright, but be careful"
You allowed him to mix the batter and check the oven. 𓋼 He would always come help you whenever he knew you were baking, even as he grew older. And after death, he always recalled those memories, missing those times, so when he saw you in the kitchen of the hotel, he wondered what you were doing.
"Mother! What are you doing?" he asked, looking over your shoulder at the ingredients.
"I'm going to bake something for everyone, darling!"
"Oh? Can I… help you?"
He was a bit shy. Just a little bit.
At some point during your baking time, Angel entered the kitchen for something, only to see Alastor mixing some batter whilst you were preparing other ingredients.
"What the fuck Alastor? What the fuck's wrong with ya?"
"Nothing is wrong with me, I'm simply baking with my mother."
"What the fuck…"
And then Husk entered.
"What is happening?"
"Get this, Alastor is baking"
Husk laughed and took the opportunity to tease Alastor, because why wouldn't he?
"You've gone soft, Alastor!"
"Haha! Shut up."
"Alastor! Be nice to your friends!" you exclaimed and lightly whacked him over the head with a wooden spoon.
Angel and Husk snickered and ran out of the kitchen after that, clearly on their way to cause mischief. 𓋼 Everyone was gathered in the lobby doing their own thing, when Angel and Husk ran into the room, laughing about something.
"You guys won't believe it! Alastor got hit over the head with a wooden spoon! By his mother!" he exclaimed, attracting everyone's attention.
It only took you and Alastor another hour to finish what you were baking, so when you both entered the lobby with the cookies you baked, everyone turned their attention to you, and the gossiping and questions began.
"Oh, look! It seems the almighty radio demon wasn't completely defeated by that wooden spoon, after all!" Angel laughed
𓋼 After that whole fiasco, Angel started calling Alastor the "Spoon Demon", which Alastor didn't appreciate but he understood it was all in good fun so eventually he, though begrudgingly, embraced it. 𓋼 One day, you decided that you were bored, so you took a bunch of hair accessories with you to Alastor and started decorating his hair with pins, most of them being sparkly, and he didn't have the heart to say no… at some point he tried to take them off but he noticed that it made you sad, so for the entire day, he walked around the hotel with them in his hair, prompting Angel to call him "Sparkles" that day. And maybe a few more 'days' after that too…
𓋼 On certain days, Alastor would be incredibly clingy, always hugging you and never leaving your side. He never told you why but whenever it was one of these days, no one seemed to bother him. You assumed he was in a bad mood.
𓋼 Alastor asked you how you died during one of his 'clingy days', and when you told him that you died of old age, he seemed much happier that week. He even helped Charlie renovate some of the hotel for free!
𓋼 Naturally, Vaggie was suspicious of him when she noticed he was this happy
"What's got you in such a bubbly mood?"
"Oh, nothing~"
"uh huh…"
"What? Can I not have a good day?" 𓋼 Charlie announced that as a 'team building' activity they'd be having a sleepover, which Alastor opted to skip out on, however, you convinced him to go. The next day, the tips of his claws, where his nails would be, were painted all sorts of colours. You were also shown pictures of Alastor in full makeup… this was certainly the work of Charlie and Angel.
"Never again."
"Oh come on, you need to spend time with them!"
"Absolutely not, Mother."
#can you tell Alastor is my favourite character?#i need season 2 asap#hazbin has my brain in a chokehold#hazbin hotel#reader insert#alastor x reader#fem reader#hazbin alastor#alastor#alastor the radio demon#angel dust#hazbin hotel angel dust#charlie morningstar#vaggie hazbin hotel#vaggie#headcanon#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel husk#husker hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer
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Huskerdust: First Date Headcanons!
When the two started being in casual flirting territory, Angel would always jokingly ask Husk when they’re hanging out together when he was gonna take him on a “real date”. Angel was caught off guard when one day, after saying the joke again, Husk responded nonchalantly with “How about tonight?”
Angel nearly choked on his drink. After processing that Husk was in fact serious, that he wants to take him on a date, Angel happily accepted.
Angel spent HOURS trying to pick out the perfect outfit for their date, texting Cherri for suggestions and panicking like crazy. Husk didn't think too much into it and a wore nice shirt, pants and tie.
Niffty put together a small bouquet of flowers for Husk to give to Angel.
They were both extremely nervous and panicking on the inside. Husk especially, though on the outside he looked calm and chill, inside he was a nervous wreck, wanting the night to be perfect and fear one screw up will make Angel never want to talk to him again.
Husk referred to Angel as "Anthony" throughout the whole evening.
They went out for a dinner date to a nice fancy restaurant (Charlie was able to use her royal status to get them a reservation).
Charlie may or may not be spying on them (with Vaggie tagging along trying to convince her GF to go home and leave them alone).
Instead of walking back to the hotel, Husk actually carried Angel bridal style and flew back. This happened because Angel teasingly said during the date "So is this when you'll sweep me off my feet? Lol"
Finishing their evening Angel was CONVINCED Husk was gonna want to sleep with him. He was preparing for it, but as they made it back to the hotel and Husk walked Angel back to his room, Husk gave Angel a gentle kiss on the cheek, wishing him a goodnight, and that was it.
This left Angel speechless and very confused. Why would Husk go all out for him with a nice dinner and a romantic evening if he wasn’t expecting sex afterwards?! That’s when Angel confronts Husk, demanding to know why he did all that for him if he wasn’t going to sleep with him. Doesn’t he want to be rewarded for everything? Husk tells Angel straight up that that wasn’t his intention with the date and how he did all of this because he likes Angel and wanted him to feel special. He tells Angel that he does like him and cares for him deeply, but sex is not his top priority when it comes to a relationship. Husk wants to take things slow with Angel before anything between them even turns physical.
It would be at that moment Angel truly realizes that Husk is different and special, and he’s gonna appreciate every moment he shares with him. They would share a loving embrace before parting ways, wishing each other a good night, sleeping in their own separate rooms. Husk is left absolutely smitten, and Angel on cloud 9, calling Cherri to tell her everything.
#fabtrash headcanons#hazbin headcanons#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#angelhusk#angel x husk#hazbin angel dust#Angel dust#hazbin husk#husk#charlie morningstar#hazbin vaggie#hazbin niffty#hazbin cherri bomb
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To HB credit, Brandon did the bulk of the writing for s1 and established that these characters are friends or at least chummy with each other. Than s2 happened and it’s been the stolas cry baby show ft fizz.
In HH none of the characters moments are earned. They all just sit (I swear to god there’s more time of them sitting and doing nothing than there is of them actually doing something) react to shit happening around them or wait for the story to happen. I don’t get friendship strangers who are forced to live with a coddled sheltered rich woman and her codependent gf. Angel and Cherri are established as “friends” but all Cherri did was call Angel a nerd for not taking drugs and caring too much for nifty. Didn’t do shit when valentino was hitting Angel. Husk is just there to guilt trip Angel for taking drug and being promiscuous, sir p gets shitted on by all these assholes I legit got mad when they cried and acted like they cared. (Fuck all of you, you didn’t treat sir p with respect) nifty is also just there to be funny, I guess. She didn’t make me laugh she got annoying real quick. Alastor is the worst fucking character, I don’t wanna get into a rant about him but he sucks so fuckimg hard. Angel is ok, would’ve been nicer if we saw him actually progress and if his “friends” cared he was getting SA’d on a daily basis but they don’t care, if they did we would get more poison mv. Vaggie exist to serve Charlie, which sucks because she had so much potential but she’s a nothing burger and Charlie is just a selfish brat who cries till people give her what she wants and tells her she’s great when she isn’t
Yeah, during season 1 Brandon carried in more ways than one especially guiding Vivziepop. Vivziepop admittedly has her moments in season 1 where she can read the room. Honestly, in retrospect for Helluva Boss season 1 and 2 regarding the IMP gang I see them being more chummy/tolerating each other than being friends.
They had their moments I will admit but most of the questionable stuff they do each other feels more out weighed than the good. Luciferanalyzestar and Tooningin say it best:
If Stolas and by extension Stoliz drama wasn’t hogging all the screen time, IMP could’ve been something more. As for Hazbin Hotel they can pretend all they want how close and how they care for each other but their actions and dialogue say otherwise. In the pilot and addict while Cherri was a bad influence in a different way, she had a heart of gold, and cared for Angel. Now in the show, she is shallow.
I guess Cherri Bomb is a nerd by her logic for caring about Angel Dust and trying to take care of him in Addict. Yeah, Angel Dust’s arc is super rushed and don’t get me started on the timeline of it, it’s extremely janky the more you think about it. The aftermath scene of Valentino and Angel Dust in episode 6 was crazy. Cherri and Husk didn’t even help, they just stood there then once Angel Dust walks away from Valentino, now these chumps want to do something and do the bare minimum by congratulating him.
If Angel Dust’s arc is rushed, then Sir Pentious is a background character. Not only was his character development nonexistent but no one attempted to helped him or even try to wonder where he was. They just forgot about him. The most tonal whiplash, Vivziepop love her cake and want to eat it too. Haha, Anons never change it’s so funny when y’all drag Charlie.
With Vaggie there is so much you can do with her character and story wise, it’s not even funny. She’s not even my favorite yet I can think of so much. If Vivziepop and writers are going to go with the direction like purposefully have be Charlie’s bootlicker only for her to realize she’s been following orders her own life then slowly does things outside of Charlie. Then Yeah, I would love that. I really hope isn’t completely static.
Series Alastor will always be a loser bum, but the fans will eat it up. I wouldn’t mind listening to some Alastor slander. 😗
#vivziepop critical#vivziepop criticism#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel criticism#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critical#anonymous
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Could I request headcanons for dad Alastor (dadlastor?) reacting to his lesbian daughter getting matching ear piercings with her gf Loona
(That's right, im bringing that plotline back, I've missed it, okay?)
oh hell yeah dad Alastor and gf Loona my beloved,,,,marry me
-you were at one of Bee's parties with Loona when it happened. You were both dancing when you found an imp doing piercings. Loona asked if you wanted to get a piercing, she'd pay for it. You suggested matching piercings and she agreed.
-when you walked into the hotel the next day you were adorning your new snake bite piercings. Alastor, being your father, was naturally the first to notice. He wasn't upset, you were grown and could do what you wanted, but he was still surprised to see you with piercings.
-he approached you and asked where you got the piercings. You explained you were at a party and Loona offered to pay. He nodded his head and said, "I'd like to talk to her about that - not that I'm upset dear! I just have a couple of questions," he told you. You were a little nervous but agreed, telling him you'd tell Loona to stop by the hotel.
-the next day Loona arrived at the hotel to talk to Alastor. By now everyone knew about your new piercings. Charlie supported you being yourself and Vaggie wasn't against it. Angel thought you looked cool as hell with them and Niffty thought they were pretty; Husk, being old fashioned, didn't understand the appeal of piercings but said you looked nice.
-Alastor pulled Loona into a room to speak with her. He asked her why she thought it was a good idea to get matching piercings and she shrugged, telling him it was a couple's thing and he wouldn't understand. He pursed his lips.
-he followed up his question by asking what kind of relationship she had with you. She explained that you and her did everything together, you'd sit on phone calls for hours talking assuming one of you didn't fall asleep, in which case the other would stay on the phone with them all night. You shared ice cream and watched old horror movies at her place. You raised hell together when you two were pissed and you were both passionate about each other, her recalling the time Blitzo said Loona could do better than you and you ripping him a new asshole with your words about how much you loved Loona and how you'd never leave her, even if Blitzo tried to force you two apart.
-Alastor was shocked to hear all this. He didn't realize just how much you loved Loona until now, and how much Loona loved you. He may not understand it but he supported it. He told Loona he had no more questions and let her leave, promising himself he'd keep a close eye on her, for your safety.
-when she left the room you approached her, asking if your dad hassled her too much. She said he was just like any other dad - worried about your safety but not mean about it. You let out a sigh of relief and took her hand, asking if she wanted to get some food.
#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin x reader#helluva boss x reader#alastor x reader#alastor x daughter reader#alastor#loona x reader#loona x fem reader#loona
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Hellooooo! You write Lute so well (the best in my humble opinion), sooo I figured you'd be the best person to bring this request to🖤
Could i request a lute x girlfriend!reader where they used to be long-term best friends, but during the friendship reader was convinced she was straight bc she'd never been attracted to a woman before Lute.
Now they're in a new relationship and Lute is helping her girlfriend come to terms with her sexual orientation/identity as a bisexual. Or a lute-sexual considering Lute's still the only woman she's ever had an attraction to 💀
*Bonus points if reader expresses that she's afraid she won't be a good girlfriend considering she'd only been with 1 man before her and doesn't know how to "properly treat" a woman (She treats Lute great as a gf and a friend, poor thing's just new to this)*
Lmbo imagine reader just having bi-panic anytime she interacted with Lute during their friendship Or getting flustered anytime Lute did anything remotely attractive during their relationship
Thank youuuuu! Also random question: who's your fav character in Hazbin?
ty for such kind words! :')
+ fav hazbin character isss- lets say husk (i feel a kinship with him lol, plus i LOVE keith davis's voice) i also adore angel and adam <3
𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬? — 𝐋𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐜𝐬
𐐒 ft : lute x girlfriend!reader 𐐒 cw : fluff, slight angst, lute makes you blush as per usual 𐐒 summary : lute assures you she's happy-more than happy- to be with you, despite being the first woman you've ever dated + drabble at the end :) 𐐒 note : lute-sexual is SO relatable
Lute just holding both sides of your face, squishing you while she reassures you that: "You are an amazing girlfriend"
She sighs, "Don't be stupid."
she's always trying to physically smoosh the sentiment into you, either with her kisses or by holding you down and affirming you.
Lute is very gentle, emotionally speaking. She understands the new-raw emotions you must be feeling, being in a relationship with a woman for the first time.
If you're having a hard time coming to terms with your sexuality, Lute can wait as long as it takes.
You're both in the same boat: She's never been in a relationship, and you've never been with a woman.
As her best-friend, you try to be there for her through laughs and sorrows.
Eyeing her curves and respecting her brilliance in battle. . . her ability to not be talked down to no matter the foe.
For all those years you lusted for her. . . you mistook the feelings for friendly support, ignoring the way you'd blush when you watched her come back from training: A sports bra, and long martial arts shorts adorning her heavenly body. The muscles around her back built to shoulder the burden of wings, and a strong core to match.
A literal form build by god. . . the sight making you tremble with nerves.
And. . . now you were with her.
Lute adores all the thoughtful gifts you give her throughout the day. It makes her smile, silently treasuring the things you buy or find for her.
In a relationship, I think Lute can already tell whenever you become flustered by her or overwhelmed.
For example: she takes her shirt off and turns to you, watching you tremble and bury your burning face into your hands, attempting to hide it from her but peeking through your fingers.
She thinks its the cutest fucking thing in the world.
"Lute? How can I even be a good girlfriend for you? I don't... I don't know how to..." You manage to spit out as she walks over to the bed your sitting on.
She smiles softly, crawling over to sit on your lap, cupping your face in her hands to stop you from hiding.
"Babe, you're a fucking great girlfriend," she assures you.
And Lute revels in your beauty, holding your face and running her thumbs over your cheeks, and committing every bump and blemish to memory.
"Kiss me?" You ask her happily, almost like a puppy.
And its Lute's turn to blush, her face bursting into a fiery red bliss, tackling you backward onto the bed in an attempt to distract.
#hazbin hotel#imagines#headcannons#headcanon#hazbin hotel x reader#reader insert#fluff#hazbin lute#lute x reader#lute x y/n#lute x fem!reader#drabble#fluffff
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uhh ok so i said i'd do this a while ago but people asking for the designs has prompted me to actually wanna post them (despite them being made in fuckign picrew bc i can't draw for shit) so uh be warned that they lowkey suck + i did the best i could with the picrew
hazbin high school au - character designs!!
okay first off we have the main girl herself, charlie!!
she is Baby don't fucking even with me on that
next up we have her gf vaggie ofc :3
i love her design so much genuinely
then we have my favs, the twins Ever, angel and molly!!
genuinely so so so so so happy with their designs i love themmmmm
next up we got angel's bf i mean husk
not too happy with this one but i did the best i could with what i had
thennnnnn we got my girl niffty :3
she's so cute isn't she plus she has a fnaf sweatshirt how could you not love her (as stated before, niff is deep into her fnaf phase bc why not lmao)
next ofc we got the last of the hotel residents, the one and only sir pentious :D
he's just a Guy yk?? minecraft shirt is based he so would
then we have my girl cherri bomb aka pentious's gf
she looks so cute, i had to redo her design but i'm so glad i did i love how this came out
lastly we got the angels, emily and lute ofc
they're both so cute i love them
bonus!! i made one for arackniss :3
angry italian bitch who looks nothing like his (extremely chaotic) younger siblings. love him
so uh yeah that's it!! m gonna tag my friends in this bc ik they'd wanna see :3
@furryrainbowscreature @eatmyfandoms @l0v3lett3rs4u @bluexjayy @urlocalweirdperson1232 @justalittlerandomartist @artsyannierose @angelstitss @schnitzelsemmerl @undeserved-halo @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @sleepdeprivedsprout :D
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husk in any image with valentino is going for his throat i imagine. pan on pan violence. (sort of imagining husk as a spitting kitty cat now, with valentino holding onto a chandelier or smthin near a ceiling for dear life)
charlie, cherri, sir pentious, vox -- well the two in the middle are making out, while charlie and vox stand to either side not quite sure where to look, because they also can't really look to each other for solidarity. alt. charlie is cheering cherri/sir pentious on, vox isn't sure how he ended up on this picture and why alastor isn't there :(
see at first id think alastor, vaggie, and angel would be pretty chill in the same picture, seeing as angel has been learning Boundaries, but i forgot that vaggie -- while chill with alastor in the battle + final bit -- potentially does not trust this guy in the slightest, considering he's made a deal with her gf. so like. nominally chill picture. for now. rosie is also there
is lucifer the token straight in this setup? (i wrote that and then remembered adam, but tbh loser bisexual adam hcs have compelled me) (and then the host of people who are ??? in my head atm. velvette, carmilla, lute, zestial, niffty -- oh NIFFTY does strike me as potentially straight in a "housewife from a terrible marriage" sort of way) (lol accidentally wrote my way into a "what about the straights" corner somehow, love a show where everyone is queer until proven otherwise and even then...)
(reference to this)
LMAOOOO this is all very real. "vox isn't sure how he ended up on this picture and why alastor isn't there :(" I'M CRYING??!?????
velvette is definitely some form of queer to me, wlw or aro are all acceptable to me. carmilla, zestial, niffty idk. for lute I do actually kinda like her with adam so she's at least a manliker to me but also like the idea of her having had something with vaggie in the past, so bi/pan to me
honestly I'm fine with bi lucifer or token straight lucifer both work for me but I was speaking in terms of canon sexualities in my post (because if it wasn't just canon there would probably be more bisexuals LMAO. and rosie would be with alastor in the aroace section)
btw regarding the lucifer thing, they've taken it out now but at some point he was listed as straight on the wiki and I got JUMPSCARED bad
I think the idea of it is very funny though. yes the one who oversees the PRIDE ring. straight. also him being token straight of the hotel (unless you count niffty???) where like everyone else is queer in some way and he's wondering why he gets left out and charlie just has to awkwardly go over and say "ummm... dad. you're uh. straight!" "well. do I get a flag?" "errrrm. yes, dad! the um. straight.... ally flag." "wow! is that what the a in lgbtqia+ stands for?" "no. no dad. that's alastor." "the a in lgbtqia+ stands for alastor??????" "DAD. NO."
(this is of course all for the fun and giggles I am still fully in support of bi lucifer I just think token straight lucifer is also funny)
#ask#osrs.txt#had to link that joke because I stole it from one of my anons#thank you to that anon for it btw#I am definitely not answering in order I will get to some older asks later. I think#I think this accidentally became a what do I hc post#lucifer morningstar#it's mostly about him so sure#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer hazbin#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer magne#tag the rest cause of the ask ig#hazbin husk#husker#will kill#valentino#hazbin valentino#charlie morningstar#cherri bomb#sir pentious#hazbin vox#hazbin vaggie#vaggie#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#hazbin alastor#alastor
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// ok no more theology. character thoughts!
- ALASTOR BE NICE TO HUSK! Man he really sucks. Alastor pull it TOGETHER.
- Alastor is Insane beefing with LUCIFER. Dawg where is your self-preservation. I've always written Local Alastor as having Some sense of self-preservation when it comes to interacting with like, Ozzie, for example, or someone's God muse once. HAHA. Canon Alastor is SO petty I love him.
- Angel eating popcorn at THE GIRLS FIGHTING.... YES PLEASE INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS...
- Angel like "I didn't think Alastor had friends" YELLS... I am glad that Angel was like, asking about what's up with Alastor. Because I want them to be friends! I want them to go from Single Resident (Loud and Annoying) / Mr Creepyface Fancy Pants to knowing each other as people and being chaos friends!
- I was really glad to see Alastor defending the hotel (again) because I think it's Good for him to feel useful and appreciated for his Talent (violence + cannibalism) instead of feared for it. (Also... I like that he and Charlie stood up for each other!)
- Alastor really out here like "maybe you know me from my killcast!!!!" he is so proud of that. ok he calls it his radio show. it is killcast in my heart.
- "I am happy to comply with her bizarre requests!" YOOOOO LMFAOOOOO
- Lucifer pulled out the accordion because he wants Alastor to act accordionly. Behave. (Alastor did not)
- ALASTOR DAD FIGURE HELL YEAH. I have to wonder if his own dad was absent and that's why he had some malding coping & seething opinions of Lucifer being a deadbeat.
- Angel is SO GOOD. He has a good heart, just bad circumstances and made some bad choices (like killing people. that's why he's in hell I think. mafia shit.) but when it came down to it, he stuck up for his friends. He didn't stick up for his friends To Get Into Heaven, he just did it because that's where his convictions lie. Idk, seems like having this group of fun friends who like chilling with him as a person is good for him. Wow!
- Man I wish Alastor got to do shots with the crowd. I want him to make more friends.
- They did my man Sir Pentious dirty... I want him to have his day to shine!! He is a brilliant and skilled inventor. I want him to kick ass one day!
- I would love it if Alastor didn't try to stop Vaggie from defending the hotel maybe later down the line. He's very good at what he does but I think it would be good for Vaggie to feel strong and protective of her gf's project.
- Mimzy wasn't what I expected! At all! I hope she grows on me.
- Man, Niffty seems like a REALLY traumatized person. Angel did a good job with her. I like that Angel is getting on with the staff, it's sweet.
- I had seen a lot of theories about Vaggie being a fallen angel but tbh it hadn't stuck with me! I was like "hmm didn't she used to be a pirate and then she died in the 2010's? Do humans become exorcists? I thought just angels who are spawned in heaven do that" but I was wrong! Good job to everyone who picked up on that!
- The heaven stuff... I will not shut up if I start on the politics. Good stuff tho!
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Happy Worldbuilding Wednesday ^^
how precisely does magic work in your world(s), and is it different depending on which story you're writing (for instance I'm assuming the nano thriller has a much different magic system than gfs)
ty for the ask! ok this is A Question that could have a very long answer, specifically because all 3 of my WIPs involve magic and all 3 have magic systems that are literally weird as fuck. But! short version. I will try. for the sake of dashboards.
So the one (1) uniting Thing about magic in all my WIPs is that Death is a person and her name is Susan. This is only actually focused on in GFS tho. It's mentioned in Val Saintly (mainly via Spacey, the resident dead-but-to-the-left person), sort of as a running joke, but like. Susan is an actual character in GFS. (she's just mentioned in a book in NT21 and they don't take it seriously lmao.) This isn't very relevant but it's important to me that you know that. [does this imply an extended universe? ehhhh technically sorta i guess yeah.]
so, in NT21, magic is creepy and dangerous. It mostly happens when very strong emotions band together (e.g. the hate and resentment of all the dying people that create the monster), and is very, very rare. It's paranormal-esque, too, with ghosts being allowed on the basis of "they're cool". It's too rare for people to get a proper hold on, so it's never really explained. (this is absolutely me being a bit lazy but u cant stop me.)
in Val Saintly, magic has only one rule: if it's weird and i like it, it goes in. I don't really care if it doesn't make sense. nothing in this book makes sense. it's batshit insane. I've never been happier
ANYWAY. under the cut you will get the Gay Fairytale Series Magic Explanation now, which you will regret. "short version" was a lie.
In GFS, magic is... not alive exactly, but it grows and changes and moves. People make magic in their own bodies, a bit, but for the most part they're sponges! It is very, very easy for people to pull magic into them, easier than it is for most other creatures. In fact, it's so easy, they're doing it constantly. Not in huge amounts, but at any given moment, a human is pulling magic from around them and into their blood. After awhile, it goes into their bones, something I talk about here. Bone magic is hard to access, so people automatically take magic from their blood, first. But if they use too much of that and start drawing from their bones, magic starts being even more fucked up!
Like. Using surface level magic (the stuff still circulating through your body) is already dangerous, because magic is essentially an ancient bioweapon. But when it's allowed to fester, to sink into your bones and become a part of you... shit gets bad.
fuck up with circulating magic: regardless of what way you fucked up; you'll puke, feel shaky, be nauseous, be at risk of dying, get a fever probably, maybe have a few effects related to what type of magic you used
fuck up with bone magic: ok. say the fuckup was 'i tried to hide myself with shadows, but i did it wrong'. It's likely that the shadows will follow you, slowly wrapping tighter and tighter, making their way into your lungs and heart and veins until they destroy you completely, turning you into nothing but a rotting husk caught between life and death for the rest of time.
Yeah that's fun. Also, "what counts as a fuckup" and "what doesn't" is on a very personal level of your own abilities and expertise, so usually people don't know until it's too late. How you use magic is also personal; it could be a mental thing, spoken words, music, written words, or maybe drawings. (example: Angel often writes spells out.)
Magic itself is relatively the same substance; what you use it for classifies whether it's pyromancy, metalurgy, necrokenisis, whatever. Just because you're really good at summoning up fire, btw, doesn't mean you'll ever be able to manipulate gravity or turn something invsible. Most people can't master more than 2 types of magic.
so that was the Basic explanation of GFS magic! have a nice day and drink water and thanks again for the ask and happy WBW
#wbw#worldbuilding#my worlds#magic system#wip gfs#wip nt21#wip val saintly#asks#worldbuilding wednesday#void-fireworks
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🔥 + how fandom treats characters bc i kno u got somethin good
Most Unpopular Opinons In School
Lemme start and say this is like. No shade to anyone and everyone is allowed to play characters how they want and be canon divergent, that’s fine. This is basically me talking as the FANDOM, aka, not RPers for the most part, but people who take the canon and try and put their fanon in as like. Truth and word of canon and all that.
Really tired of people like. Making these characters so one dimensional and other completely bastardizing them dude.
For example, I’ve talked a LOT about how the fandom makes Alastor out to be. I’ve seen SO many posts trying to theorize Alastor being not so bad a guy and getting redeemed (and falling in love with Charlie cus she SAVED HIM UWU) or whatever.
Like. Just let him be a villain dude. Let him be bad!! You can like an evil character dude!! You don’t have to try and excuse him or hope for a redemption !! If you have to have a redemption arc or try and jump through hoops to prove their not ALL bad to like a villain, you don’t like them you like the idea of them
One I don’t think I have talked about is Vaggie
People boil Vaggie to just a hot headed lesbian. That’s it.
When really she’s only ever shown Angry like… No way near the amount of time she’s been shown any other emotion.
I can only think of three times she’s been shown legit angry, at the camera man, in the limo, and with Alastor.
And wow, every time she was angry it was within reason? She only ever really BLEW UP with Angel, because he was being a fucking dick, and with Alastor because, it’s fucking Alastor.
Like if anything she’s shown to be rather like… Unsure of herself and kind of insecure. She’s very caring and compassionate and she cares a lot about Charlie. People really do sleep on Vaggie and treat her as Charlie’s angry accessory GF.
AND DON’T GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON ANGEL DUST BABY!!
I’ve seen SO MANY TIMES people boil Angel’s character to one dimensional. Hehehe he’s just a horny gay spider who’s a dick or whatever. Like he has a lot of depth behind it and we see bits and pieces of it but no the fandom just picks him up as a fucking. Horny sexual harasser.
ANGEL MERELY MADE A COUPLE FLIRTATIOUS COMMENTS, BUT HE NEVER.. DID ANYTHING… He cupped Husk’s face and all yeah but.
ALASTOR. SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MORE THAN ANGEL DID. (when he slapped Vaggie’s ass)
SO IT’S LIKE A BIG BRUH MOMENT.
Angel has so much going for him especially considering his background and there’s so much to explore and look into but. No. Funny horny silly spider and that’s it.
And the pilot itself just destroyed Niffty all on it’s own so I can’t even blame the fandom for that. Lmao.
People really be fucking spinning the most bullshit interpretations and treat it as canon.
This was a HUGE problem in the Homestuck fandom, and it was at least understandable because Homestuck is like over 8k pages long, not even including the flash games and shit. But just. Good god man I’m so tired of all these cold takes.
And you know what I’m gonna rant again bout how the fandom treated Molly.
I remember back in the day just barely this, and I know my friend Tord also told me about it, but they used to treat and write Molly off as uwu innocent babu spider who did nothing wrong and was just a baby.
Like she came from a CRIME FAMILY. SHE WAS IN AN ITALIAN MAFIA HOUSEHOLD. She was named after the drug ecstasy and was given eyes to match it. AND AT THE TIME, FOR WHAT EVERYONE KNEW, SHE WAS IN HELL! So it’s just.
God the takes are so cold they’re freezerburnt.
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Vaggie: “Charlie. You know I love you, right?”
Charlie: “….”
Charlie: “…before I answer, can I ask YOU a question?”
Vaggie: “Sure, babe. Fire away.”
Charlie: “Okay.”
Charlie: “Is this about the singing cannibal quartet love song turned massacre in the hotel lobby?”
Vaggie: “No.”
Charlie: “Is it about the supposedly non-man eating flowers that tried eating Angel Dust, which Niffty won’t let us get rid of now because she wants to train them to hunt cockroaches with her?”
Vaggie: “No.”
Charlie: “Is it about the alleged cookies Husk is still in bed recovering from taste testing?”
Vaggie: “Those were cookies?”
Charlie: “Allegedly. In a previous life maybe.”
Vaggie: “Huh. They weren’t bad.”
Charlie: “They- Vaggie, you didn’t actually EAT-”
Vaggie: “After wrestling Angel Dust out of the third flower in a row? I was hungry. The kitchen was on fire earlier so I knew you’d made something. And they were sitting in a common area, unclaimed and unlabeled.”
Charlie: “I put CAUTION TAPE around them!!”
Vaggie: “We don’t have anyone staying here named Caution or Hazardous Waste. Not yet, anyway.”
Charlie: “ARE YOU FEELING OKAY!?”
Vaggie: “Fine. This isn’t about the uh, ‘alleged cookies’.”
Charlie: “Well then what is it about? Am I forgetting something else?”
Vaggie: “Maybe. Are you gonna answer my question now?”
Charlie: “Of course I know you love me, Vaggie. Absolutely."
Vaggie: "Then-"
Charlie: "A dangerous amount, even- you sure you’re feeling alright? Those cookies... poor Husk…”
Vaggie: “Husk is on average 40% alcohol and not used to solid foods. This was a good learning experience for him, trust me.”
Charlie: “I do! I do I do, I just, also really hope Angel Dust knows how to BE an actual bedside nurse as well as DRESS like one. A. Sexy one.”
Vaggie: “We’ll save Husk from medical malpractice in a minute. Right now though…”
Vaggie: (smooch the tol gf)
Charlie: “?”
Vaggie: “You don’t have to do extra things like this, sweetie.”
Charlie: “Oh.”
Vaggie: “Not that I didn’t love the thought behind it.”
Charlie: “There were no thoughts. Just, wow I love my girlfriend, wow I really hope she knows I love her.”
Vaggie: “I do. You’re amazing, and doing normal hotel crisis things with you is already amazing enough.”
Charlie: (droops) “I know, I know…”
Vaggie: “So?”
Charlie: “Well that’s the THING though! We’ve only been doing hotel stuff!”
Vaggie: “It’s a pretty wide range of activities you gotta admit.”
Charlie: “Oh sure right, sooo varied- stop a murder, fight to stop a murder, try not to do a murder, replace THIS fix THAT organize another group talk and go into red alert whenever the things get suspiciously quiet- go collect the bodies, probably reassemble them, pay the bills, supervised arts and crafts and Cherri still makes a BOMB somehow-”
Vaggie: “Everyone getting together to blow it up outside was kinda sweet.”
Charlie: “And that’s great! We’re doing great, things are going good, it’s just- WE don’t do anything that’s just for US.”
Vaggie: “That what’s bothering you?”
Charlie: “Bothering me? BOTHERING ME?? Vaggie our last outing together was dragging you back up to HEAVEN where the people who left you in hell also BLAKMAILED YOU!"
Vaggie: "Could've been worse."
Charlie: "IT WAS HORRIBLE! A NEGATIVE TIME TOGTHER! I’m gonna explode- I haven’t taken you on an actual date in MONTHS!!!”
Vaggie: “So let’s go then.”
Charlie: “I know we can’t just leave the hotel, but that doesn’t stop-”
Charlie: “…”
Charlie: “Huh?”
Vaggie: “Let’s go. We can take the rest of the night off.”
Charlie: “….can we?”
Vaggie: “Sure. Niffty’s busy with her new murder plant buddies, Husk’s busy being sick, Angel Dust’s busy with Husk, and Cherri Bomb… well. If the singing cannibal duo wants to keep playing exploding volleyball with her out back then that’s their problem, not ours.”
Charlie: “It’ll be our problem REAL quick if anyone spikes the bomb at the hotel!”
Vaggie: “It’ll be just another Tuesday, another hole in the wall, and a chance for Cherri to learn about the wonders of vacuum cleaners and wall plaster.”
Charlie: “Which you won’t be able to sleep knowing about until you’ve redone the whole thing yourself.”
Vaggie: “That’s still just another Tuesday.”
Charlie: “What about Husk being sick? AND suffering under Angel Dust’s dubiously sexy medical care?”
Vaggie: “If they’re bothering each other they can’t be getting into trouble with anyone else. Win-win.”
Charlie: “Niffty is building an army.”
Vaggie: “Good for her.”
Charlie: “She might be planning on wiping out all life in the hotel???”
Vaggie: “Hell forbid the cleaning ladies do anything.”
Charlie: “Why are you suddenly so okay with mess and chaos? You HATE messes and chaos! You patrol the hotel just to check everyone’s doing what you thought they’d be doing, based on all the little schedules you keep making on them!”
Vaggie: “Which they didn’t need to hear you yelling about but sure.”
Charlie: “You refold all my laundry so the creases line up just right! Why- oh no.”
Charlie: (gasp) “Vaggie, don’t panic, but I think the evil fail cookies are affecting you-”
Vaggie: “Charlie-” (laughing) “-no, they’re not. Maybe I’m fine with a little extra mess and chaos, if it means spending time with you.”
Charlie: “….”
Charlie: “How many fingers am I holding up?”
Vaggie: “Triangle. Wanna go on a date with me?”
Charlie: “YE- wait, you’re sure though?”
Vaggie: “I’m sure.”
Charlie: “Really sure?”
Vaggie: “Very.”
Charlie: “It’s not a fun date if it makes you super stressed afterwards.”
Vaggie: “I’m always stressed. It’d be nice if I could at least get some uninterrupted ‘stare at my beautiful girlfriend’ time while I’m at it.”
Charlie: “The hotel’s gonna be in RUINS when we get back. Our friends might be on fire by then.”
Vaggie: “C’mon, they’re not our kids. They’re all responsible adults….”
Chaggie: “…..”
Vaggie: “….they’re all adults…”
Charlie: “Who we’re kinda responsible for…?”
Vaggie: “Not for tonight.”
Charlie: (sighing) “That WOULD be nice.”
Vaggie: “So let’s make it happen. Date night?”
Charlie: “-ES YES YES YES YES-”
Vaggie: “That a yes?”
Charlie: “YES!!! I- Hold on, wait wait, I’ve got-”
Charlie: (pulls out several papers covered in writing and diagrams)
Charlie: “…I’ve got, let’s see here-”
Vaggie: “Notes?”
Charlie: “-seven quick pick up date ideas that don’t need ANY preparation-”
Vaggie: “You made plans for dates you didn’t even think we’d go on?”
Charlie: “Well it never hurts to dream about something, right? That way you get to have fun either way, and you’ll be ready if it does happen!”
Vaggie: “I love you.”
Charlie: (grinning) “You love that you’ve infected me with note cards and organizing thoughts and things~”
Vaggie: “That too.”
Charlie: “Well according to my wonderful notes, the least stressful date option is…. Cannibal Town!”
Vaggie: “They have that dress code don’t they.”
Charlie: “Unless you wanna get your cute butt chased for all the wrong reasons, yep! They do!”
Vaggie: “Is this you wanting to see me in a fancy-ass dress?”
Charlie: “And to stroll down the nicely kept streets arm-in-arm with you, enjoyed the quiet atmosphere not filled with random agonized screams, stopping to admire the beautiful and very well composted flower beds…”
Vaggie: “I’d stroll with you anywhere, so count me in.”
Charlie: “YES! Oh I already LOVE THIS- and Vaggie?”
Vaggie: “Yeah?”
Charlie: “I love you too.”
Vaggie: “Wow really. Had no idea.”
Charlie: “Heheh.”
Vaggie: “Honestly there’ve been like, zero hints about that all day.”
Charlie: “I promise I really was trying to be subtle.”
Vaggie: “There’s a lot of words for you, but subtle’s probably not one of them.”
Charlie: “I tried. I tried for youuuuuuu~ For the sake of my girlfriend, I was willing to go against my baser and more dramatic nature!”
Vaggie: “What’s more dramatic than man eating flowers, that’s what I’d like to know.”
Charlie: “A garden.”
Vaggie: “A g- a whole garden?”
Charlie: (shrug) “We’ve got plenty of empty rooms…”
Vaggie: “A garden, sweetie.”
Charlie: “I was thinking of putting a lot of trees and bushes in. Lots of stuff to hide behind.”
Vaggie: “Our own little patch of private picnic paradise, huh?”
Charlie: “Hm-hmm! Or for makeouts. Or both?”
Vaggie: (chuckling) “Not to spoil the mood but… speaking of plants and compost, on our date, should we bring the other half of the cannibal quartet over to Rosie’s while we’re headed there? Or, what’s left of them?”
Charlie: “Mmmmm NAAAH. I wanna have all hands free on the way over.”
Vaggie: “Hands free for what?”
Charlie: “Nothing~”
Vaggie: “Your hands are already on my ass, Charlie.”
Charlie: “Oh whoops!”
Vaggie: “I didn’t say you could move them.”
Charlie: “That’s why I’m not~”
Vaggie: “You’re in a mood tonight, aren’t you.” (muttering) “I’m not even the one off playing with carnivorous plants, so why's it suddenly feel like I’m in danger...”
Charlie: “Beecaaaause you look dangerously cute in a fancy dress.”
Vaggie: “Says the woman walking around in THAT suit.”
Charlie: “I have to dress sharp! I need to match with my girlfriend!”
Vaggie: “You’ve been wearing that exact same kind of suit since long before you even met me.”
Charlie: “Only through YEARS of unfulfilled potential!”
Vaggie: “Uh huh.”
Charlie: “Tragic, wasted beauty!”
Vaggie: “Hardly wasted with you in it.”
Charlie: “But it was! A jacket crying out for the one woman who’ll finally borrow and wear it the way it was always meant to be worn!”
Vaggie: “With the sleeves falling over my hands?”
Charlie: “With that adorable little blush when you snuggle down into it… Also, the way it falls to almost mid-thigh on you, and how you like wearing it with nothing el-”
Vaggie: “Is this a date night or a do not disturb night?”
Charlie: “Date night!”
Vaggie: “Then stop biting your lip at me.”
Charlie: “Aww.”
Vaggie: “And come help me pick out a fancy dress.”
Charlie: “!!! THE ONE FROM THE COMMERCIAL MAYBE???”
Vaggie: “Oh you liked that look, huh?” (snickering) “Aw babe- is THAT why you stay up replaying the commercial some nights?”
Charlie: “That’s… public image analysis…”
Vaggie: “Whatever you say. Now you now know how I feel every day.”
Charlie: (muttering) “lucky you.”
Vaggie: “You wanna switch things up for the date, or keep the suit?”
Charlie: “Keep, probably..? You like me in the suit~”
Vaggie: “I like you in a lot of things.”
Charlie: “R-right.”
Vaggie: “And nothing.”
Charlie: “I- same.” (horns start popping out) “Um.” (pushes them back in) “Could we also. Wear matching hats?”
Vaggie: “Of course we’re wearing matching hats. This is supposed to be a fancy date right?”
Charlie: “Very. Very fancy.”
Vaggie: “Well nothing’s fancier than hats."
Charlie: "WHEEE! With flowers on them, yeah!?"
Vaggie: "Have I ever let you down?”
Charlie: “Never.”
Vaggie: “And do you promise not to bring me anymore demonic flowers or singing quartets?”
Charlie: “… I’ll do my best.”
Vaggie: “Perfect.”
Vaggie: “…”
Vaggie: “I wouldn’t say no to a few more of those cookies though-”
Charlie: “NO.”
Vaggie: “Sweetie, they were good.”
Charlie: “No. Absolutely no, I am NOT poisoning you on purpose. Not even if you ask me nicely and pout about it like that.”
Vaggie: “You deny the cookies?”
Charlie: “Don’t even start-”
Vaggie: “Girlfriend abuse. Toxic relationship alert.”
Charlie: “Those 'cookies' were the MOST TOXIC THING that our relationship has EVER seen!”
Vaggie: “They were made with love.”
Charlie: “And likely heavy metals? The fact that you willingly ate them is maybe the most WORRYING thing our relationship has ever seen…”
Vaggie: “Cough exorcist lie cough cough.”
Charlie: “Totally different. That didn’t put you in active danger-”
Niffty: “SPEAKING OF DANGER!”
Chaggie: (screaming)
Niffty: “My murder plant babies are in danger.”
Vaggie: “HOW can- how can those things BE in danger?”
Charlie: “NIFFTY PLEASE! The knocking?? The not dropping from air vents???”
Niffty: “Only in emergencies, I remember! This is an emergency. Husk is feeding himself to my murder plan babies.”
Vaggie: “Why.”
Niffty: “Escaping nurse Angel Dust and unnecessary CPR.”
Charlie: “Oh for-”
Vaggie: “Let him. They won’t kill him. Permanently, anyway.”
Charlie: “…. Hm.”
Niffty: “What if my murder babies get food poisoning from second hand bad cookies?”
Vaggie: “Seek revenge for them or something?”
Niffty: “OoooOOOH!”
Niffty: (scuttles away cackling)
Charlie: “Oh noooo, you’ve given her an idea-”
Vaggie: “Too late to stop her now. C’mon.” (grabbing charlie’s hand) “Make a break for our room before anyone else-”
Cherri Bomb: “Hey girls! Uh, you were planning on making a pit for a hotel swimming pool, right? Like, one already kinda full of blood? Right out back? Right???”
Chaggie: “….”
Charlie: “… Hello~! Charlie and Vaggie can’t be reached at the moment!”
Vaggie: “We’ll be out all night.”
Cherri Bomb: “And the pool of blood-?”
Charlie: “So please leave a message at the sound of the beep!”
Vaggie: “Beeeeep.” (at charlie) “Run.”
Charlie: (scooping up vaggie) “My legs are longer-”
Vaggie: “Brilliant thinking sweetie now GO GO GO!!!”
Chaggie: (flees)
Cherri Bomb: “…..”
Cherri Bomb: “They take the u-haul thing seriously, huh.”
-their room-
Charlie: “….Vaggie.”
Vaggie: “Yeah?”
Charlie: “Stop it.”
Vaggie: “Stop what?”
Charlie: “Vaggie.”
Vaggie: “Mmm?”
Charlie: “…..”
Charlie: “…..fine, FINE!” (groaning) “I’ll see about salvaging the burnt remains of the evil cursed cookie recipe when we get back. Now will you PLEASE stop messing with your flawless hair and put the dress on? Or anything!? Anything being put on would be good now too!”
Vaggie: (smiling) “No idea what you mean babe, but alright.” (quietly to herself) “Mission success.”
Charlie: “I heard that.”
-exiting hotel-
Vaggie: “Almost there.”
Charlie: “Oh please my dad who’s probably in a pile of duckies, please just let us make it out the d-”
(horrific screaming from deeper inside hotel)
Charlie: “…..”
Vaggie: “….”
Charlie: “We didn’t hear that.”
Vaggie: “We kinda already did, sweetie.”
Charlie: “No.” (pouting) “No. We can hear it when we get back.”
Vaggie: “Fine by me.”
Charlie: (SIGHING) “Even though we’re gonna hear allllll about not hearing it when we get back...”
Vaggie: “Worth it.”
Charlie: (grinning) “Think so?”
Vaggie: “Do you?”
Charlie: (already tugging them out the door by their entwined hands) “More than worth it.” (lifts and twirls vaggie down the hotel steps) “Whooosh!”
Vaggie: “Oh is THIS why you really wanted me in a fancy dress? For the ‘whoosh’?”
Charlie: “That, and for the way you smile when I whoosh you~”
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#incorrect quotes#silly ridiculous fluff#they need a date night i swear they need at least ONE
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Some Orange Jerk’s Hazbin thoughts, the longer version.
As I mentioned in a prior post, I thought the pilot was so-so. Don't hate it with a capital H but find everyone's love for this show to be... odd. Though considering the late 2000s Devinart vibe I get from the show’s art style, probably not too odd now that I think about it. So here’s my longer, more rambly, thoughts on Hazbin Hotel by some rando Orange Jerk on Tumblr. And as always, more power to ya if you do love it, obviously.
Art direction wise, I’m just not crazy about Viv’s color choice. The red and black and pinks give a Valintine’s day meets Wonderland Queen of Hearts vibe that just doesn't personally work for me on a visual level.
As for hell itself, I thought the background stuff like ‘Radio Hack’ and the main city being named Pentagram to be... eh? Like, that’s the kind of world-building we’re going with here? It felt less like Hell and more like a city with the trapings of Hell, at least for me.
So, main cast, the trio as it were. Eh. Meh. Like, Charlie is a Disney Princess of Hell... even though no one treats her as one respect wise which just strikes me as odd from a background perspective. And Charlie has that standard Disney nativity going on... even though she was born and raised in Hell? Like, why bother to make your most optimistic and native character a denizen of hell if she’s not going to look or act the part personality wise?
The reason the personality thing confuses me I guess, is that take Charlie out of Hell and we’ve seen her character a thousand times before: The bubbly sweet optimistic girl that’s been done so many times before. Is the ‘But in Hell!’ aspect really that much of a grabber for people? Guess it is and more power to em but it just strikes me as a strange creative choice where once again a character's personality doesn’t logically flow from their background.
Design-wise Charile is fine, red tux reminds me of the God from the 1977 Oh God movie so that gets a thumbs up in my book. Still a bit weird that a princess is wearing it but it makes sense with the Hotel set up and all so her outfit has a logic to it.
Then we have Vaggie. So, legit question here people: If you went into the pilot blind and Angle Dust didn’t make his ‘taco’ comment would you have ANY idea that Vaggie is supposed to be Latina? Because I legitimately had no idea that was what her design was supposed to say about her as a charchter. Also didn’t really get a moth vibe from her, either if I’m honest. As for her personality, she’s the standard ‘loving supportive’ GF but with an angry side protective side for Charile... and she’s a Latinia/Latinix. Does... Does no one else think that’s just a bit... off? Making the one clearly marked Latinia character the ‘angry girlfriend’ archetype?
Also, that weird pink X eye patch bugged the hell out of me when I was watching. Totally petty as shit nitpick, but I had to vent on that bit. Honestly, though Vaggie is also Meh? Like, she’s in a relationship with Charlie, cool and all but she just doesn’t strike me as a terribly interesting character if I’m honest. Gives me a sort of Lisa Simpson ‘stick-in-the-mud’ vibe.
And then we have Angle Dust. You know, in the words of Netflix’s Big Mouth, “Sassy and Gay” isn’t a personality. Angle Dust basically has that sort of ‘2000s Yaoi OC’ vibe and considering Vive once had a DA character sheet where she literally listed his personality is ‘Bitch’... Yeah.
Also, as I’ve said elsewhere, Viv and crew are doing too much with this guy. So he’s an ex mobster killed by his homophobic father in the 1920s (not mentioned in the pilot but it is a pilot in all fairness so you can’t throw all your cards on the table). And he’s a Spider Demon... even though per Word of Viv how everyone’s designed in hell doesn’t have anything to do with how they died on Earth (then why deign them that way?). And he’s a porn star (being ex Mob shouldn’t he be the one paying for porn stars as a power domination sort of thing?). AND he’s going for a Beetlejuice meets CJ from Regular Show sort of design.
It just seems a bit much, imo. Like, you could make him just a gay ex mob who mostly uses a Tommy Gun and design him to fit that and leave the Spider-Demon stuff out and it becomes a lot more manageable. Something like a simplified Zoot Suit, or the like. You could keep the sexual humor but throw it a bit more 1920s slang and pop culture references for characterization/comedy purposes (Vaggie, for example, has no idea what he’s talking about most of the time). Granted, I’d personally rather they ditch the ‘animal bits slapped on’ aspects of the designs as a whole but that, as always is just me.
For the record, I’m not ‘offended’ by Angle Dust as a character concept, I’m just not wowed or impressed, ultimately.
And then we have Alastor. Now, I LOVE Alastor as a character. He’s got that classic ‘reality warper’ vibe ala Bill Cipher or Discord but with a 1920s radio show host twist that I just think is amazing and the sound distortion they added to his voice was a really cool touch on top of it all. The problem, as always, comes more with the color choice. One one of your own characters can’t take someone seriously because they look like a ‘strawberry pimp’ that might be the time to maybe go with a different color pallet? Like, idk, maybe throw in some warm browns and brass golds to involve the 1920s radio vibe stronger? Radios of the 20s and 30s weren’t famous for being red, is what I’m getting at.
The other problem with Alastor is that he’s too strong a personality, ironically. He comes in at the tail end of the pilot and basically steals whatever interest a potential audience member (or at least fat orange jerks like me) might have had in Charlie's plight. It's like introducing Bill Cipher in the first episode of Gravity Falls. At that point whatever interest you might have had in the MC goes out the window and you think ‘what’s this dudes deal and can the show be about them instead please?’ Sure, Alastor in all of his pesudo deer (Those don’t look like horns in my opinion but whatever you say Viv) is fun to watch but he drowns out Charile through sheer force of charisma and showmen ship. Maybe the series itself will fix this but for the pilot at least I think it’s an issue.
Also, Nifty is Nifty and she needs her own spin-off ASAP. That is all.
Husk is literally Avocato from Final Space with wings and some gambling bits thrown in design-wise. That’s literally all I think of Husk, sorry Husk fans :(
The animation is good, but I do find it ironic that as much as people like the bitch about SU being off model, Hazbin I thought suffered from so many different animators tackling different scenes that it just felt jarring going from one scene to the next due to the difference in style and the shifts in animation pacing. Now, don’t get me wrong, a lot of it looks great but that switch in animators kinda just took me out of the experience in places. Well, that and the lack of proper scene transitions. Those are what also made the pilot feel like whiplash for me.
And now comes to Bob’s thoughts on the plot of the pilot and this is where the logical holes of the series start to get to me just a bit.
So. Charlie wants to reform the demons of hell of their sins so they can get to heaven and Hell can lower its population and angles down come down and deliver some righteous furry smiting on their asses. Okay. Stupid question but what the hell is Charlie basing this off of? I mean, was AD really THAT good an actor that Charlie thought going full steam ahead on the Hotel idea was the next reasonable step up?
Like, the Hotel was clearly a mess and her staff is literally just her and Vaggie and MAYBe Angel Dust. Even if the episode had ended with a horde of demons lining up to get into heaven by way of cleaning up their acts there’s no way two, three people could handle that (Or, you know, six if we throw in Nifty and Husk in fairness now that I think about it).
And that’s ultimately the thing with the pilot, the demons are assholes as you’d expect the citizens of hell to be but if they are assholes... why should we care if they get redeemed or not when not one of them is clearly interested in the idea? As cheesy as it would have been, the pilot ending with a horde of demons wanting to give this ‘become better’ thing a shot would have at least left the pilot on a better note to end on. As it is it just seems like Charlie is doomed to fail because no one but her gives a shit or belives about her idea for the Hotel and we have no proof that her idea will even work. Which just makes me wonder: Why should I care if no one else does?
Ultimately, the show has potential but the art style and aspects of the writing just don’t click for me. The show doesn’t say ‘adult’ to me so much as it does 'Hot Topic Teen trying to be adult' which works for a lot of people but for me I think Hellevua Boss as more potential concept-wise. And has scenes on Earth which do the red and black and pink and white colors of the demons a lot better visual justice contrast wise but that’s just me.
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chaggie and the dangers of flirting and makeouts during hotel operational hours :3 (they'll never live it down now)
Vaggie: "Are you the light to my moth, babe? 'Cause I just can't take my eyes off of you."
Charlie: "AWWW Vaggieeee! That's-"
Charlie: (stares at gf)
Vaggie: (stares back with one eye)
Vaggie: "...I guess it's more like eye singular, huh?"
Charlie: "You're eyeball might be single- but YOUUUU definitely are NOT!" (smooches gf's eyepatch) "Mmmwah~"
Vaggie: "Wow. Are scars really that kissable?"
Charlie: "Everything about you is kissable!"
Vaggie: "That's a pretty big claim."
Charlie: "You're a very pretty lady. AND! I have proof!"
Vaggie: "Yeah? Where?"
Charlie: "Anywhere you'd like...~"
Vaggie: (smiling) "All these years, hun, and you still need voice instructions."
Charlie: "Mm. Your voice is ALSO very pretty, Vaggie."
Vaggie: "Well then let's start right there."
Charlie: "Okay!!!"
Vaggie: "...."
Vaggie: (laughing) "I meant my lips, sweetie."
Charlie: "Oh! Whoops, heheh, the low neckline and choker necklace combo strikes again!"
Vaggie: "Mission accomplished."
Charlie: "Hm?"
Vaggie: "My uh neck doesn't mind being kissed?"
Charlie: "That's VERY good to know~"
-DOOT DOOT DOOT LATER ON-
Husk: "The fuck. What happened to you?"
Vaggie: "I was cooking laundry."
Vaggie: "Folding dishes....
Vaggie: "....."
Vaggie: "...fucking dandies-"
Husk: "Pick one."
Vaggie: "Nothing's ever happened to me, Husk. Why?"
Husk: "You motherfucking shit liar, you're in deep shit now. There's black lipstick on your fucking THIGH."
Vaggie: "Thighs plural."
Husk: "What?"
Charlie: "I'M ALLOWED TO WEAR BLACK LIPSTICK HUSK!!!"
Husk: "What's that got to do with... fffffuck."
Vaggie: "Sweetie..."
Husk: "YOU wear black lipstick??"
Vaggie: "Ugh."
Charlie: "Oh. Um."
Charlie: ".... not that it has anything to with Vaggie's thighs, but yes."
Husk: "....."
Husk: "I'm telling Angel Dust."
Vaggie: "NO-"
Charlie: "-do NOT tell Angel Dust!!!"
Husk: "Hey loser baby! Guess who's bringing home the fresh hot fucking gossip tonight!"
Vaggie: "HUSK."
Angel Dust: "Ohhhh daddy whiskers, ya spoilin' me~"
Charlie: "No no no no no !!! Don't tell him! WE'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE!"
Husk: "My soul's enslaved to a watered down deer furry and I work in this shithole hotel for free."
Charlie: "DAMNIT ALASTOR!!!"
Vaggie: "We'll let you drink on the job?"
Husk: "Already do."
Vaggie: "Fuck."
Angel Dust: "Enough beggin' and pleadin' and spill the tea! This ain't a sex dungeon!"
Husk: "It might as fucking well be."
Angel Dust: "You mean they-? On the job? NO WAY!"
Charlie: "Husk please-"
Husk: "Did you know the princess wears black fucking lipstick?"
Angel Dust: "Black? But ain't her lips naturally... so wait.... oh my gay."
Angel Dust: (stares at vaggie) "Holy shit??? Kisses? THIS WHOLE TIME!? I thought ya was just useless at self application! 'cause of the missing eye thing!!!"
Vaggie: "That damn missing eye is to blame for this."
Angel Dust: "Say what?"
Charlie: (frantically shrugging off jacket & tying it around gf's waist so it hangs past vaggie's skirt & hides the lipstick) "NOTHING!!!!!"
#hazbin hotel#chaggie#charlie morningstar#vaggie#husk hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#they missed a spot check while making each other presentable afterwards#whoooooooooooooops
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