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@arachn0philia said: "can i be mrs Claus. I want a fucking front-row seat--"

> "Absolutely! I can't think of anything better! I'll need you to back me up when I start facing off with Karen parents!"

> "Do you all think I could get a job as a mall Santa next year? I might kick a kid or two out for being annoying, but who cares!"

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> "Do you all think I could get a job as a mall Santa next year? I might kick a kid or two out for being annoying, but who cares!"

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Roleplayers, reblog if your blog is duplicate friendly 👥

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> "Merry Christmas to all my listeners, and thank you all for tuning in to AM 1450 KLXT! Stay warm out there, and don't touch that dial!"

> Plays jingle bell rock on the furby organ. Because he can. !!! It's old timey & popular holiday songs today plus some live performances by yours truly, hehe

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// Merry Christmas from my family to yours! And happy first night of Hannukah! Happy holidays!

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“I Want You For Christmas”

As Performed by: Mae Questal (The Betty Boop Girl)

Composed by:

Sammy Stept Charlie Tobias Ned Washington

Recorded: 11/10/1937 Decca Record 1544-B matrix # 62758

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// my very lovely uncle in Lebanon sent me an AI video on WhatsApp of (a slightly terrifying AI) Jesus handing gifts out from baskets that say things like "love" "joy" "happiness" "success" and it's very sweet but this frame is my favorite and I'm going to use it as a reply when people exhibit jobless behavior like sending anon hate

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> in another life, he'd be the director

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> Heard in the background of his broadcast, Vaggie's voice yelling "Alastors! Are you two turning the kitchen into a meth lab?!"

> Followed by "No! Do you mind? I'm in the middle of making presents!"

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> "It's true, I hate breast implants! They're not always obvious and you won't always know until you've got silicone poisoning the next day! Same with ab implants! I didn't know those existed until recently! Plastic surgery is false advertising to me, specifically!"

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> "I don't know yet, I'm still working on the first and second set of legs, but if the pattern continues, I've got my work cut out for me!"

> "Haha! And so would my millipede girlfriend whose shoes I can't afford--"

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> "Haha! And so would my millipede girlfriend whose shoes I can't afford--"

> "-- sure, but then the cannibal instinct kicks in, and it doesn't end well for anyone, so... vegan alternative!"

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// Alexa has not blown anyone postmortem so he actually doesn't know if it'll trigger the urge to put the "ate" in "fellate." It doesn't keep him up at night, he has no plans or expectation to ever (conventionally) bone postmortem and he'll cross that bridge if he ever gets there.

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> "-- sure, but then the cannibal instinct kicks in, and it doesn't end well for anyone, so... vegan alternative!"

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"I prefer tha' real deal--" Blowing glass doesn't give that payoff, smh.