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> "They made the unabomber woke!"

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> "Good evening! I am fundraising for reasons! I will allow you to take silly hunting trophy pictures with me, for a fee! I will glitch the hell out of them, but it is what it is!"

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// a Japanese grocery store opened up here and I'm here and they got them oviposition tenga eggs... I'm hollering it's like seeing a cryptid in the wild

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> If anything, Angel's energy matched the situation. Alastor's was slowly adjusting, like Angel was creating a permission structure for him to. "I'll keep signaljamming that blockhead if that's the last thing I do. I've been getting better, but the progress is irritatingly slow," he grumbled.

> "He-- he broke Mike. My microphone." He was, effectively, admitting an existential crisis. "What's a radio host without a microphone?" And what's a radio demon without his power? Just another sinner? He didn't feel very strong. He didn't feel weak, or cowardly, or any of those things his detractors had to say about him, but he did feel like a wounded animal.

Even keeping Vox's nosey-ass at bay had started to become a hassle? Kept getting harder and harder to keep his concern from creasing his face-- but he tried. He was trying really, really hard to match the energy presented-- but his heart was on his sleeve, and he was worried for his friend.

And, well, his own privacy as well. Didn't sound like Vox had actually breached anything-- but it was something to keep at the back of his mind, maybe be a little more.... Mindful of what he says at the hotel. Especially if Alastor isn't actively around.

"I mean, y' can still do it though, right?" Seeking reassurance, trying to provide comfort, but he quickly backtracked. "Not ta' say that like, that ain't bad-- but like, you're gettin' better? Maybe y' jus' gotta... give it a lil' more time?"

If Adam managed a good hit-- honestly, it was a miracle in and of itself that Alastor survived. Not too many could make the claim that they took a hit from an Exterminator, and lived to tell the tale. And even fewer could tie that to the literal leader of the Exterminators.

...Maybe less of a miracle, and more of a testament to just how strong Alastor was.

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radio is kind of wild really, the first thing we did after discovering an ethereal field that permeates the universe is infuse it with music.

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fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s ‘i am an observer, but not by choice.’

[text id: my fist has always been clenched around the handle of an invisible suitcase. / i am always ready to leave. / there is not a single room in this world where i belong.]

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> "Hi, heya, hello! Lovely to hear from you, friend! As much as I'd love to do a show in Domino, I actually can't! I can't leave Hell -- sorry! You're welcome to try to summon me, I suppose! Otherwise, you'll just have to tune in long-distance!"

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"This Alastor guy is hilarious... I wish he'd come do a show in Domino, but i guess it would ruin his 'demon-from-hell' schtick. I mean, I've been to hell, and I'm pretty sure I'd remember if it was at all accurate to what the humans depict as in the media."

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> girl, he's not even going to pause to listen to this conversation, he's just gonna walk right past this conversation, he can't help y'all

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> "Here's the thing! You told all of us that you'd found ✨the one✨, the love of your life, you took vows about it, you had us all dress up and drive out and show up to ✨support✨ you -- even though we have hundreds of years worth of documented human history that suggest that statistically, it won't work out! You're ✨special!✨"

> "Alright, we gave you the benefit of the doubt and showed up at your wedding. Invite us to the divorce! Now all of a sudden it's 'please respect our privacy'? You were publicly wedded and you've been publicly married for years! We had to sit through wedding speeches about how you met and fell in love, and why you're both perfect for each other -- I want a speech about what went wrong! It's only fair!"

> "Spicy opinion! If you invited me to the wedding, you should invite me to the divorce!"

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> "Spicy opinion! If you invited me to the wedding, you should invite me to the divorce!"

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📻 This face was made for Ɽ₳ĐłØ 📻

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> "This is how I bagged my husband!"

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> plays the audio of the one vet who had a lady who was malding bc her dog had "weird bugs" on him and tried to pull em off and she's like "those are his nipples" and the lady is like " he can't have nipples he's a boy dog" and the vet tech is like "MA'AM DOESN'T UR HUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES" (omg found it)

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Nirvana - Come as You Are

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Neri: WOLF YOLDELING

> WALMART YODELING

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happy memorial day