#mc hotdog

[waningcrescentserenade]

i'm almost 3 years late to this but i finally watched 披荊斬棘的哥哥 call me by fire and here's my favorite two songs which are conveniently from the same episode

空 — 林志炫

曾經我也想過一了百了 — 林志炫 & 熱狗

[kennycheng]

[deernozone]

Day 4: Hot dog vendor

Didn't had much free time so just something quick

[slimmestslime]

my man better win the finals or im throwing a cataclysmic tantrum anyway hi heres my contribution #hanksweep rise up @nevadasgreatest

[love-and-deepspace-incorrect]

MC: But what about Xavier?

Jeremiah: Don't worry about him.

Jeremiah: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating hotdog like nothing happened.

[lovetei]

I'm in for everything that includes the MC being the sugar instead of the baby :P

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MC taking the brothers in Disneyland and everything is already paid

Warnings:

Versions: Demon brothers, Side Characters

Links: Masterlist

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LUCIFER

He's shocked

You randomly went to the human world and refuses to say anything why

And then you came back with bags and shades saying "Come one losers, we're going to Disneyland!"

This was not on their budget plan...

What do you mean they don't need to pay anything?

You paid it all...

He's... Thankful really...

Well, they need some time off once in a while.

In Disneyland he'll be the parent brother and would say "Satan stand next to that large mouse, I'll take a picture."

Like

He's also the type to hold the map upside down and wonder what type of language humans are using now because this ain't the one he used to know

When you ask him "Are you enjoying it?" his smile will dissappear and he'll blush before answering "Yes..."

MAMMON

You're leaving? Aww :(

We're going to Disneyland?! Yeah :)

Lucifer don't want to? Aww :(

Lucifer agreed?! Yeah :)

You paid everything?! Yeah >:)

In Disneyland he'll be the type to buy every souvenir he liked

He'll also walk around with those headbands inspired by characters

Will probably follor Lucifer and he told him to stand next to something and pose as he will take a picture

Hell, he'll be laughing his ass off as Lucifer take those pictures with his old ass camera

Like this.

LEVIATHAN

You left..?

For what?

Oh you're taking them all to Disneyland?!

Like the Disneyland he saw on those human series?!

But Lucifer...

He agreed?!

WAHHH! He's so happy!

He's walking around the park with a map in his hand and he's blushing so much out of happiness

If you hold his hand while walking he'll be so happy he might even tear up.

But he'll show you his skills on those small stalls that includes guns and stuff to win small prizes

For short, he'll subtly show off

SATAN

He doesn't really care if they can go or not

But he did not actually expect Lucifer to agree with it

He's the smart guy

Always looking for those cheeper but still good food

He'll also be the type to distribute the brothers on each ride and stand in line

Whoever gets to ride first will let the others skip the line

And when Lucifer told him to stand beside that fucking monument of this character the human worshipped so much named "Mickey"

He popped a vessel

But he can't cause a scene so he just stood there

ASMODEUS

If you can't parsuade Lucifer then he might just help you

He might even have his brothers sign a petition or something

And in Disneyland he'll just be all around buying stuffs

He's like that pretty girl you will see in lines that will start screaming, going ape shit the moment she stepped in the viking ride or something

While Lucifer took pictures of Satan

He's standing there judgmentally

Cause as a fucking model

Why the fuck is this bitch standing there like that?

CHEST OUT CHIN UP HE SAID

BEELZEBUB

You guessed it

He only liked the Disneyland because of the food there and that fact that the whole place smells like popcorn everytime

He's carrying Belphie ALL THE TIME

In rides he does more work than those shitty ass seat belts tbh

And he's just standing there looking proud with his hotdog because he think they look like family

BELPHEGOR

He thinks it's a hassle but since you want to go there too

He has no choice

He refuses to take pictures

He doesn't buy souvenirs

And he refuses to stand in lines

He's also the type of visitor that you'll see taking a bench all for himself by sleeping there

Like

He's sleeping when Lucifer took the photo but he'll laugh his ass off later.

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[sparkbeast20]

Belphegor (Your chatroom with Belphegor)

MC: Hey Belphie.

Belphegor: Hey, what wrong?

MC: So... We all know that Beel loves sharing pic of food he found and tell us how amazing they are right?

Belphegor: Yeah...

MC: Well he sent me some weird text last night.

MC: He sounded drunk.

Belphegor: Oh.

MC: What's weird was the last thing he sent.

MC: It was a blurry pick of a hotdog. I don't if he cooked it wrong or something, but it almost looked like a dick.

MC: But that couldn't be right?

MC: I think Beel isn't the type who send dick pics right?

Belphegor: ...

MC: Belphie?

67 (the twins chatroom)

Belphegor: What the hell!!!

Beelzebub: I'm sorry. But I wanted to drop some hits but everything was fuzzy last night.

Belphegor: You're lucky that they think you sent a pic of a cooked hotdog, they couldn't tell with how blurry the pic is!

[strawberry-cowmilk]

the events of this post were requested

mc's ex at the fangol game

-> beelzebub x mc

a/n: I know nothing about sports, in high school I skipped more gym classes than I attended. I'm sorry if this is too inaccurate sports-wise

mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read

content warnings: violence (not too wild), mc's ex is male, mc's ex starts flirting with them, jealous beel, mc gets kissed on live tv

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the evening started out peaceful enough: beel had a fangol match and you were going to support him

beel of course, was really happy about this

it was only a slight shocker when you found out your ex was on beel's team, but it's okay, what's the worst that could happen?

turns out your ex noticed you in the audience, and this guy kept scoring point after point for the team

dude was basically destroying the other team, the audience was going wild

even the commentators were really impressed

during the break, he came over to you, as if trying to show off or to impress you with how good he's playing

beel saw the dude flirting with you, he was on his way to give you one of the hotdogs the players were being offered (he secretly stole one for you)

he must admit he got a little jealous

being a little jealous quickly escalated to being a lot jealous though, beel got mad enough to come up with some nasty plans

when the break was over, and the referee blew the whistle, the first thing beel did was tackle your ex down

yes his own teammate

this was the moment the ddds in the audience came out, the other team was watching awkwardly as beel was putting his whole weight on the other guy, devilgram is going to love this

he did not get up either, both team's coaches, the referee and some other dudes had to peel him off

of course this got beel disqualified from the game, but that's okay, winning wasn't on his mind right now

he made his way over to you and gave you a big kiss, the whole audience was going crazy again

so were the rest of the brothers, who were watching the game live on tv from home

[with-love-from-hell]

Head-Empty Headcanons

Things they say, think, and do that prove they are a bit air-headed. 

Genre: Headcanons, Comedy

Characters featured: All Obey Me! Characters (yes, even the new ones!)

Whenever Mc is mentioned its unrelated to their gender!

CW: swearing!

A/N: The brain rot is real this morning, and I haven’t done anything super silly in awhile, so here!

Belphegor

The weirdest shit always comes out of his mouth when he’s half awake. 

Will ask the most ridiculous questions when he’s in between naps or when he’s just woken up because his brain is on autopilot, like along the lines of “Do you think pigeons have feelings?” 

Does not look when he crosses the street.

Will literally ask what you said after being annoyed that you asked if he was listening. 

Has drank water while laying down and choked himself. 

Beelzebub

3 balls bopping around his head at all times are Food, Workout, and MC like a game of Pong

Blinks one eye at a time. It’s subtle but he totally does it. 

Has eaten the fortune out of a fortune cookie because he thought that was part of the process of making the fortune come true. 

When told by MC he had to rinse rice before cooking it he asked if he needed to use soap. 

Has eaten whole, raw, potatoes because he thought it would give him protein like eating raw eggs would. 

Asmodeus

He’s pretty; he doesn’t have to be smart.

Once stared frustratingly in the mirror for 15 minutes trying to figure out why the phrase written on his shirt was backwards. 

The first time he dyed his hair, he got mad that it didn’t grow the same color out of his scalp.

Forgets that he owns something and will by numerous duplicates. 

1000% has fallen for MLM scams

Satan

No thought only cat.

You need to watch him like a toddler if you take him to the zoo. He will try to jump into every big cat enclosure. 

Has started fires in his room multiple times because he put candles on top of his books (Seriously dude your room is a fire hazard) but is still clueless as to how it happened.

The first time he saw a racoon he thought it was a rare breed of cat and tried to snuggle it.

Leviathan

Somebody take his screens away. 

Has 100% tried to “Back Space” words when writing physically with pen and paper.

More than once has screamed at a game system for not working when he had just not realized that it was unplugged.

Has definitely run into walls after sitting 2 feet away from his giant TV like a 3 year old. 

Has completely ignored and walked away from people because he is too busy creating a theme music for himself as he’s doing something that he perceives as cool.

Mammon

I think I could never run of ideas for how airheaded this man is, but I’ll go for the abstract ones since there are many that are obvious.

One of those dudes who thinks pee comes out of the vagina. 

Definitely goes down existential rabbit holes because of questions like “Is cereal a soup” or “is a hotdog a sandwich”

Will literally believe anything you tell him if you say it with enough sincerity- even if it’s the most ridiculous thing you could think of. 

100% believes that horror movies like Friday the 13th are based on true events and is convinced that most humans die by serial killers

Lucifer

This man has absolutely done the dumbest shit when he is sleep deprived. 

Will lose things that he is holding in his hands as he’s using them- often it’s his pen or his phone. 

has drank scalding hot coffee because he forgot it was too hot to drink. 

Leaves things in the oven and microwave all the time. Usually Beel finds it and eats it, and he’s none the wiser.

Talks to himself all the time, usually giving reminders to do things or a grocery list, but also will just narrate things. 

 Literally a Golden Retriever.

Diavolo

Holds up his his fingers in an L shape to determine right from left- which never works because he forgets which way an L is supposed to go. 

Will believe pretty much anything you tell him about the human world if you say it with enough conviction.

Constantly doing the most ridiculous things without thinking of the consequences- often times leaving Lucifer or Barbatos to clean up his mess. 

Constantly bothers Mc, Lucifer, and Barbatos when they’re busy- even after just being scolded for being a distraction- because he forgets that they’re doing something and wanted to show them something cool

Barbatos

He’s probably the least ditzy, but even he has his moments.

Walks into the kitchen and forgets why he was going in there. All the time. 

Accidentally goes through all of the Little D’s names before getting the right one- even if he had JUST done the same thing for a different little D

Will step out the door to go somewhere with Lord Diavolo and immediately wonder if he left the Stove on. He will go check, and still wonder if it’s on 5 hours later. 

Mephistopheles

Simp! Simp alert!

Will do anything you tell him if you said “Well, I guess I could go ask Lucifer to do it...” even if its embarrassing or flat-out dangerous lol

Diavolo occupies his brain at all times so he’s often distracted by intense pining for their “friendship” that was totally not a one-way crush. (go listen to “When Somebody Loved Me” from Toy Story 2 lol)

One of those “Um AcTUaLly” bros who is always wrong about the thing they’re correcting you on to an absurd degree. 

Somebody go teach grandpa how to use a computer. 

Simeon

Has definitely given his computer a virus by clicking a popup ad, and also fell for the “Nigerian Prince” emails

“Do you think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?” 

No seriously he will see some wild conspiracy on Devilgram or Devilbook and be convinced it is real. Lord help him. 

Definitely thinks Boomer memes are funny. Send him a minion, he will laugh his ass off. 

Raphael

Elevator music playing in his brain at all times.

Immediately choses violence as an option every time no matter the circumstances and this is quite literally CANON.

Is always the last to know some secret that isn’t really a secret and is really obvious. 

Will test the sharpness of his spears by jamming them into the ground, and then get mad when he cant yank them back up. 

Luke

Just a poor child trying his best. Someone teach him. 

Probably didn’t know what a chihuahua was when someone first compared him to one but was too embarrassed to admit he didn’t know so he just like. Went with it. Until he found out they are a tiny yippy dog- then he got angy. 

Absolutely believes that babies come from the Stork. 

Thought the “PG” movie rating meant “Pretty Good.”

Solomon

His cooking cant be that bad...can it?

Will throw quite literally anything into a pot when cooking, even if it doesn’t make sense to do so, because he likes to “experiment” 

The first time he sees a fidget spinner he loses his fucking mind. “What is this? It’s spinning! I am in pure bliss!”

Has definitely blown up a classroom at RAD because he snuck in a potion to test out and accidentally dropped it.

Has definitely said some really outdated cringy slang. “Tubular!” “Oh man, so grody!” 

Thirteen

Conspiracy theorist- for sure.

Didn’t believe that Belphie and Beel were twins because they didn’t look alike (she did not know fraternal twins were a thing).

Is convinced that Solomon is an alien. 

Mispronounces words all the time because she rarely talks to others until the exchange program and primarily sees things written (e.g. Fragile as “Fra-gee-lay” and Bologna as “Bow-log-nah”)

Does not test her traps before using them, and gets mad when they don’t work.

[l3viat8an]

Sometimes MC breaks into the brother's rooms without knocking.

Breaking in when Lucifer is finally falling asleep and making him jump out of bed

Screaming while entering Mammon's room and making him scream in a high pitched tone

Entering Levi's room while he is cosplaying as Ruri-chan and watching him turn into a tomato

Finding Satan on his bed giggling to himself while watching cat videos ( he probably meows back to the videos )

Making Asmo ruins is Make-up for not knocking and watching him throw a fit because of it

Seeing Beel shoving a whole hotdog inside his mouth and just exchanging awkward stares

Calling Belphie's name loudly as they walk into the Attic and watching him get so mad he almost repeats The accident

-🍋

These are all so perfect and funny!!

Then Belphie’s???-

That’s the best one lmaogdkshsj

[misc-obeyme]

Mc who Loves spicy things. Spicy chicken sandwich, chilli hotdogs, spicy chips, peppers. Once again, I imagine diavolo trying to see what's too much for them and I think barbatos would like to experiment with this too.

Bows for barb

Yup, just like with the others, I think Barbatos would find it entertaining to cook things differently to suit MC's tastes.

I once again am envisioning taste tests with the three of them... for some reason, I think Diavolo would have a very high spice tolerance. But I think it'd be funny if Barbatos surprised them all by having the highest tolerance lol.

[murder-cookie-dust393]

Am going to say this, I love your yandere headcanons! You write them in such nice ways!

Now if it’s okay with you may I ask for some yandere Capsaicin headcannons?

I can imagine that MC is just some tired hot dog merchant during the Triple Cone Cup and Capsaicin finds something so enticing about it,

But over time I feel like Capsaicin would get violent to other cookies if they happened to talk to MC. And a lil bonus is that MC is to tired to notice until it’s to late…

IM SORRY BUT I INSTANTLY FELT MY SHITPOSTING BRAINCELLS ACTIVATE

Tw: Capsaicin tries to murder a poor soul, shitpost towards the end

Another day of selling those godforsaken greasy hotdogs. The ones made with the worst parts of the animal. When would this Triple Cone Cup event end? You only signed up just for the moderate pay, you didn't think it would drain you so much.

Another fake smile, another faked happy chirp.

You hoped these customers would excuse your behaviour, it was terrible working at a hotdog stand.

Oh look, it's that flashy Scovillia student. He looked more eager than usual to greet you- in fact he's visited you every day since the start of the event.

"MC! MC! Six hotdogs please!" Capsaicin exclaimed, a big grin on his face, he had energy comparable to that of a puppy.

"Sure..." You started up the grill, placing the hotdogs onto their little sections.

"Whatcha' planning to do after the cup?" His eyes stared at you, holding more emotion than you could ever possibly fathom from within yourself.

"Uh...Probably get ready for more schooling later this year...I honestly want to quit college by now.."

"Aww...Well, I was thinkin' we should totally hangout sometime!"

"Hm...yeah..." You mumbled automatically, flipping over the dogs, your focus on preparing his food."

"...Like, maybe a movie- or ooh! A restaurant!"

"Mhm..." You nod, fitting the hotdogs into their individual buns.

"Here you go." You hand him his big meal of six hot dogs. "The condiments are on the side stand, as you know."

"Thanks!" He sprawls out a pocket full of money, before starting to speak up again, "So how about-"

But he realizes your attention is turned away to another customer, ignoring him. Something inside him snaps in that moment, just a tiny little string, in the back of his mind. That bastard! He was still trying to ask you to go on a date hangout! This is his only chance!

Capsaicin managed to keep his rage in control so he could set down the hotdogs you had taken your precious time to prepare for him before exploding into his magma/extra spicy form.

"YOU! DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU TO NOT INTERRUPT CONVERSATIONS???"

The poor customer flinched and stared in absolute horror at sight of the big buff Scovillia student in his violent form. "W-w-wha-"

The public watched as the commotion went down, several cookies trying to keep Capsaicin away, but struggling. He was constantly yelling at the victim, expressing his obvious undying love for the hotdog salesperson.

Meanwhile, MC was barely staying awake, as they grilled more hotdogs. It seems they're too exhausted to notice the literal hellfire that's right next to them.

(IM SORRY- I COULDNT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY- IT WAS A CONCEPT THAT HAD SO MUCH COMEDIC POTENTIAL)

- Celina

[leviathans-body-pillow]

Dying imagining the brothers reacting to a mid to low class white American Mc’s taste in food.

Mc used to watch in horror as they ate Devilfoms food with eyes and skulls but the boys about to be sick watching them eat shit like canned tuna, mayonnaise, spam, hotdogs, box Mac and cheese, country fried steak, biscuits and gravy and mystery casseroles like they’re delicacies.

[uroboros-if]

Hello hello this is purely brainrot and you don't have to answer this or anything, but!! I present to you the vision: ✨MC princess carrying the ROs✨ This scenario has been slowly rotating in my mind like a hotdog on a hotdog stand for awhile now and I just. I just wanted to share. 'Tis a vision that brings me much joy. and the temptation to write something for it is Immense

🥺🥺💕💕 waaa Aspen!! That's such a great idea!

This is operating under the assumption that your MC is generally not touch-averse, but I'd be happy to write an alt version for an MC who does this when they're normally not touchy!

SALVATORE would cling to you, definitely terrified of being dropped, but they feel fluttery and giggle about the situation. They have never felt so light before, even when they're in the air, than they do now. The warmth of being swept up and held close -- they realize now that no one has ever assured them that they were safe. That they could simply be. They have never just existed. Like this, though, you've taken the weight off them. If only being a princess was like being pampered like this all the time!

Now that you've opened them up to this, they're definitely going to ask more often that you carry them, holding their arms out silently with a huge smile.

LUCIEL would be caught off-guard. In all their years, having witnessed creation and the rise and fall of civilizations, they've never once experienced the simple act of being carried. Not only is the thought of scooping up the deity of death rather singular, their height makes them rather awkward to carry. It's odd to be held like they were precious cargo... but it is also oddly peaceful to be in your arms. They let themself lean on you and drift off in thought, and after some time, they'll not even think about being carried.

(If other people see you lug Luciel around, they'd be momentarily confused at others' perplexed look. They've gotten too used to being princess.)

CIOCANA would bury their face in their hands. They're paralyzed with embarrassment! A situation where they are not in control of even themself terrifies them -- no nimble escapes, no polite words to flee. They are utterly useless being held like this, and not because they cannot resist, but because they do not want to.

... No, that's wrong, they do want to run away. Desperately. But this is also... nice? This is putting their brain on overdrive. They will hastily recompose themself and find a way to laugh off this whole ordeal.

ALESSI, assuming you are on good terms with them, would find the idea hilarious. They have you parade them around, and if there's somewhere they want you to go, you must go there -- princess' orders! The two of you must be so unsightly, a deity chauffeuring a mere mortal around, dragged around to do their bidding. After some time, though, they hop off and offer to carry you in return, mockingly calling you "your Divinity" and complaining all the way wherever you order them around.

As lighthearted as it is, the whole experience humanizes you -- puts on display your very mortal feelings and thoughts. Your expressions and your words, they all feel so... human.

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This was so much fun to think about, I wish there was a way to incorporate some of my most fun asks into the actual IF itself!! Alas, it'll have to come up naturally, or that'll be no fun :)

Thank you so much for the ask Aspen 💕💕💕

[legacyshenanigans]

MC: Oooh I could just eat a big juicy hotdog right now.

Rowan: Heh.

MC: Rowan...

Rowan: Heheh..

MC: Don't.

Rowan: I've got a big juicy hotdog ya can eat *wiggles brows*

MC: Goddammit.

~

[windforestsso]

Your SSO Mc have been invited to an winter outing!