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l3viat8an · 2 years ago
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One of those before-i-forget things :3
Brothers, minding their own business: ...
MC, probably on her period, tears in her eyes, shaky voice: if i were an ant, would you step on me or give me crumbs?
Just gonna drop it here and disappear into the void, goodnight 🖤🖤
Please don't mind it if it's too dumb I'm in my silly goofy arc and im exhausted
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Ahhh I’m late again but goodnight!! And this is so funny dhajaj-
Belphie is just rolling his eyes and saying ‘Sure.’
Beel is completely serious “I’d still share food with you. but I’m not sure where you’d live…”
Asmo is having an internal struggle cuz ‘ewww bugs’ 💀 so he’ll probably stay quiet.
Satan says ‘yes’ without hesitation. He’d even build you an ant farm shjshs
Levi says ‘Yes’ just so you calm down, but then he’ll ask if you’d still love him as a worm-
Mammon says yes before asking immediately if you would love him as a bug, he needs an answer now or he’ll worry you wouldn’t-
Lucifer stays quiet because it sounds ridiculous you’re not going to turn into a bug. Yes, he would still take care of you as a bug but it’s ridiculous. 
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devilishdelights · 2 years ago
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I can be your angle… or yuor devil
Happy Nightbringer eve-ish :)
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astaroth1357 · 9 months ago
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So. As something of a connoisseur of depictions of the 7 Deadly Sins in media, I was just mulling over FMAB and thought, “I don’t know if anyone as crossed this over with OM before, but that would actually be kinda fire though.”
Like, imagine each of the brothers with the destructive powers of their respective Homunculi.
~♡♡♡~
Lucifer coming off as the most normal at first, until MC catches how his shadow bends and curves to avoid harsh light. They swear they sometimes hear him chuckling in the dark corners of the House, but they never actually find him anything there when they check. Red eyes reveal themselves in unlit rooms and follow them through the halls, all the while they keep wondering how he always seems to know where they are whenever he's away…
Mammon hardening his skin to be tougher than diamond, then using it to reinforce his claws and smoothly cut a perfect circle into glass display case. Him letting himself get punched when things don’t matter, but instantly hardening his cheek to break the assailant's hand whenever he starts getting serious. Or literally using his body to protect MC from harm as their first man and loyal shield.
Leviathan having a MASSIVE aquatic beast form that he shoves into a normal sized body, making him feel even more distant to others. Using transformations to regularly make himself look like his favorite anime characters/idols since he can’t stand the thought of looking at his true form. Yet, he still has that conservation of mass going, so he can simultaneously look like a 12 year-old girl and kick a car down the street like a soccerball.
Satan using his gifted sight to become an absolute force of nature. Not just a mere brute, but a sophisticated and effective killing machine with the wit and reflexes to mow down entire armies before breaking a sweat. Never blinded by fury, but harnessing his rage behind every inescapable strike. Him silently vowing that any threat to MC or his family will barely get to finish a thought before he's cut them down with precision and grace.
Asmodeus mostly using his extending nails for glorious manicures, but not being afraid to pierce the heart or lungs of anyone he doesn’t much like. He hears an incubus talking shit from a few tables down and stabs a hole through the jerk's skull while never looking away from his milkshake. His fights with Mammon getting 1000 times more destructive as his razor sharp claws bounce off his brother's skin and dig into the walls and furniture. The only thing he hates about them are how long it takes to scrub the blood off his nails afterwards.
*silently contemplates the possibility of Beel ripping himself in half to reveal a nightmarish second “stomach” capable of sucking anything into a blood-filled pocket dimension of which there is no light, hope, or escape* … Okay, moving on.
And of course, for those unaware FMAB Sloth could run at like the speed of sound which was threatening because he was also a behemoth. However, Belphie probably weights 125 pounds when wet, so… I admittedly get a giggle at the idea of him giving Lucifer a speed-of-light drop kick from across the House. That is probably all he would use it for, too. Him just getting those horns out and going into ramming speed… What a menace
Bonus: Wonder what kind of alchemist Solomon would be? 🤔
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666writingcafe · 7 months ago
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Top Secret!!!!!
A Group Chat Involving Everyone but MC and Luke
Solomon: It's nearly time for me to give MC their preliminary exam. How many stars is MC up to?
Mammon: you serious, bro????
Mammon: you haven't kept track of mc's stars????
Mammon: old man alert
Satan: Four.
Solomon: Thank you, Satan. What other three virtues have been rewarded?
Diavolo: Gratitude from me.
Simeon: Patience from me and generosity from Luke.
Solomon: So, chastity, diligence, and humility remain. I was thinking of having us play Tail Thieves.
Asmo: I love you, Solomon, but no.
Solomon: What's wrong with Tail Thieves?
Asmo: One, it's a childish game.
Lucifer: ^
Asmo: Two, do you not remember how MC behaved the last time you tested them? They were BORED OUT OF THEIR MIND, and it impacted their performance as a result.
Beel: That's true.
Asmo: Any twists you come up with are going to be too predictable.
Solomon: *glaring crow sticker*
Solomon: I'm SURE you have a better idea.
Asmo: I do, actually.
Asmo: It involves testing their chastity.
Solomon: Go on...
Asmo: We'll seduce them.
Mammon: that's a stupid idea!!!!
Levi: youre just saying that because youre jealous
Belphie: *laughing emoji*
Beel: *gif of someone doing a spit-take*
Asmo: I'm being serious.
Asmo: During their last stay in the Devildom, I managed to charm them, which gained me access to their deepest desires.
Asmo: They have fantasies involving all of us. Tempting them with those will be the ultimate test of their chastity. If they're able to resist, then they earn the star.
Lucifer: That's actually a well thought-out idea.
Barbatos: ^
Diavolo: ^^
Solomon: *glaring crow sticker*
Solomon: Fine.
Solomon: Who's participating?
Levi: mammon and i are out
Mammon: speak for yourself!!!! the fuck???
Levi: if this is meant to really test mc then everyone has to commit to the bit and you and i both know that youd tap out the minute mc looks at you sideways
Mammon: *glaring crow sticker*
Levi: while ive gained some confidence i still wouldnt be able to maintain my composure long enough to complete something like this
Asmo: I will provide the necessary information, but I myself will not be seducing MC, as much as it pains me to say.
Satan: Of course it would pain you to say that.
Asmo: *eye roll emoji*
Solomon: Do you want to judge with me?
Asmo: I mean, I kinda figured we would, so...
Barbatos: My participation will depend on what I'm meant to reenact.
Asmo: Are you afraid it would conflict with your duties?
Barbatos: Yes.
Diavolo: Well, if you're worried about me stopping you, don't. It wouldn't be fair of me to expect you to sit this out if I'm planning on participating.
Mammon: WHAT??????
Levi: bro
Levi: he literally jumped out a castle window to be with mc
Levi: he's THIRSTY
Belphie: Unfortunately.
Asmo: Not to be the bossy brother, but Lucifer, you aren't allowed to back out.
Lucifer: Wasn't planning on it. I know where I stand in MC's mind.
Satan: You know, I think I might chill with Mammon and Levi. I thought about joining in the fun, but I don't think I have it in me to see things through.
Satan: And before anyone chimes in, no, it's not because Lucifer confirmed his participation.
Belphie: We know. If it was, you'd be trying to one-up him.
Satan: Thank you, Belphie. I TOTALLY wanted that out there. *eye roll emoji*
Beel: I'm in.
Belphie: Quick question: would it be fair of me to participate?
Asmo: Actually, you'd be PERFECT for this. You can argue that you know MC more intimately than ANY of us. You'd know what buttons to push to make them really sweat.
Belphie: Okay, cool. I'll do it, then.
Simeon: Me too.
Levi: lol what
Mammon: ayo, do you even KNOW how to seduce someone, simeon?
Simeon: How do you think I'm able to write some of the scenes in TSL?
Levi: well okay then
Solomon: So, to confirm: Lucifer, Beel, Belphie, Diavolo, and Simeon are definite participants, Barbatos is a maybe, and Mammon, Levi, and Satan are sitting this out?
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Mammon: the three of us can keep an eye on luke. we can either help him run the cafe or take him out someplace fun.
Levi: you know you seem awfully chummy towards luke lately
Mammon: we bonded during our fairy hunt.
Asmo: Then that settles it. Solomon and I will meet with the volunteers for further discussion.
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l-mint-l · 5 months ago
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rdm00n · 4 months ago
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Why he '🤓☝️'
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katboykirby · 11 months ago
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I see your Babygirl Casting, and I raise you... This chart.
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At this point I may as well write a scientific dissertation on the phenomenon of babygirlism and all of it's derivatives.
Using our previous definition of "Babygirl" (a grown man who behaves in questionable and/or problematic ways) and working with the data extrapolated from my existing research, here are the conclusions I was able to draw:
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Some subjects are not pictured (such as pathetic/type: malewife [Diavolo] among others) for the sake of brevity
As well, there was one outlier that defied all attempts at classification, and as such was reclassified as it's own unique specimen:
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Thank you for your time, gentlemen
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lvlcurrent · 1 year ago
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his birthday tamagatchi
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impish-ivy · 8 months ago
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Kiss the old man’s forehead here 👇
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Very late to this trend but iirc nobody did Solomon and I felt that needed to be fixed!
Link to original artist
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zekeissoreal · 7 months ago
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☆|| Levi from obey me sketch
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He's my cheeky wee lad :3 (disappears for another 2 months)
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l3viat8an · 1 year ago
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i want lucifer to call mc while dia and barb are in the same room as him, but he doesn't tell mc that. the call is quick, and mc ends it with something cute like "can't wait to see you at home, sweetheart!" and lucifer just fucking dies bc now dia and barb know he gets called pet names
Diavolo will bring it up whenever he can just to embarrass Luci a bit jsksjsk
Barbatos simply coughs chuckles and acts like he didn’t hear it, only to tease Lucifer later.
Oooh!!!!!! Just imagine Barbatos serving Lucifer and Diavolo tea ‘n saying “I hope you do enjoy this blend, sweetheart.” Lucifer’s face has never been redder and Diavolo chokes laughs into his own cup of tea-
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mickeywabbit · 2 years ago
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kitten please unblock me🤨⁉️
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bunnydolllies016 · 10 days ago
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The goobers are goobering
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The sillies have arrived at last
I swear I'm finally working on the dark lab au again, the burn out just hit me hard in the last few months
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himabyul · 5 months ago
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hmmm humans with suspiciously non human traits who wish for humanity to not be caught between crossfire of angels and demons yet use demons' powers to achieve their goal.... where have I heard about this before...
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alsoricoffee · 4 months ago
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THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE I WANT HIM SO BAD HRHRHRHRHRHRHRRHRHRRH
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obae-me · 2 years ago
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Demons and a Plane
The seven brothers, Diavolo, Barbatos, and MC, are in the Human Realm, enjoying a lovely vacation. Of course, while Lucifer and Barbatos could drop them off wherever they wished to go, Diavolo has been talking non-stop about the fascinating methods of human travel. So, this time, they're all flying. The human way. Aboard a plane.
Diavolo: Isn't this exciting?! All of us going on a trip together, using classic human transportation!
MC: It's been a while since I've been on a plane! And we're all in this compartment alone together? Must've been expensive.
Barbatos: Not at all, actually. I had someone in the human world who owed me a favor. They were more than happy to acquire these accommodations for us.
Mammon: Hell yeah, this is awesome!
Lucifer: Awesome is not the word I'd use to describe this situation. Everyone, please, for the love of Sin, sit in your seats.
MC: What's wrong, Lucifer? You don't look so good... Don't tell me, you're not afraid of planes, are you?
Lucifer: Please don't misconstrue my aversion to this flying death trap as fear.
Diavolo: *Slyly nods his head towards MC to confirm that, yes, Lucifer is afraid of planes.*
MC: But, rollercoasters in the Devildom are ten times more dangerous than a plane!
Lucifer: Yes, but I can free myself from one of those rides if I need to. There's no way of jumping out of here without garnering too much attention.
MC: Well, can't you just--wait, did you just say you'd jump out of a moving rollercoaster? Lucifer, have you jumped out of a moving rollercoaster?
Lucifer: No comment.
*Every demon besides him simply nods at MC.*
MC: Lucifer, are you kidding me?!
Lucifer: I hate all of you.
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