#maybe one day anon maybe one day!!!!!!!

[butchdiaz]

mx butchdiaz i am literally begging you to make a buddie/eddie centric edit to hate to be lame by lizzy mcalpine and finneas…

ITS ALWAYS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. BUT I STOP MYSELF FROM SAYING IT TELL MYSELF ITS NOT THE RIGHT OR SOMETHING DUMB...........HATE TO BE LAME BUT I MIGHT LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[journen]

In the revisited ending of MW3, this is how I hope Soap and Ghost can spend the new year. 🧡

(posted on my Twitter on new year's day but just posted it here now🧡)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Evo wanda doodle from my cell at the christmas party

[aofikofi]

hi, here's the work I was talking about earlier!! it is, quite unfortunately, 4k words of rather tender smut. what can I say—your art is so good that it moves others to the point of creation 😭

(regarding the post, would it also be possible to link to your post in the end notes, with full credits of course?)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60483346

WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ANON THIS IS SO GOOD OMG....!!!!!!! im so;;;; woawie thank you omfg im fhdbfbshfhshfbsh YESSS YOU CAN PUT MY POST ON THE NOTES SUREE :D

omg funfact lol actually i was already reading the fic midway and thought huh these scenes felt familiar and remembered abt your anon ask some weeks ago so i ran to my inbox and it really was based on my art thats so funny lmao

BUT ANYWAYS THIS IS SO GOOD ANON WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH you developed it to so much more omfg...... seawatt getting tormented w his dreams r so... yeahhhh.... AND THE TURN TABLES????? EVBO DAMNNN.....

also anon actually... talking abt the gag one, little did you know ive actually drawn evbo w a headband mouth gag a while ago that ive js never posted on here bc i forgor abt it lmao so congrats for unlocking this secret(?) art

but lowk yeah omg i didnt think of putting the headband thing on a diff character omg your brain anon..... im sorry for the many yappings the point is i LOOOOVEEEEEE this fic and will hold it dear to me forever <3<3<3 tyyy

[moeblob]

cute? D: (thank you so much!)

[kedreeva]

#we spoke of this a LOT at work after that one tech was murdered and hidden in a wall

hi!👋 hello! kedreeva! i’m going to need to ask you to explain this!!!!

So back in 2009, a lab student named Annie Le was murdered at Yale university. Cameras saw her going on into a building, but not out again and it was like, the eve of her wedding (or close to? I don't remember) so clearly she had places to be and people waiting for her so they immediately started looking and the next day (or so? Anyway on the day of her wedding) they found her body in a recess in a wall, down in the areas where the research animals were kept. It turns out, a tech had killed her, but since there were cameras like EVERYWHERE, he just, I guess, left her there. Well, hid the body where it was. I don't remember how they caught him, but they did. It was a horrifying story. It still is.

And it was a huge news story among the folks at my workplace because, at the time, I was working at a different university, as an animal husbandry technician. As you can imagine this was a kind of intense time to be in that situation. They started offering, like, I'm not gonna say counseling but it was "if you need to talk we would prefer you talk to us about something wrong rather than kill anyone about it" and as techs (even if we were not even the same kind of tech, the killer was a lab tech and we were husbandry techs but I think a lot of people assumed it had been a husbandry tech since she was in an animal area), we were kind of getting the side eye from lab people for weeks afterwards. Like they thought we were gonna go "wow that's a fantastic idea, you're next!" or something, idk. And I mean like, people would freeze when you were alone in a hallway, or turn and walk the other way, or duck into the nearest room and watch you walk past, and they were all being super nice/civil to us when they did have to interact. It was very atypical behavior for lab people. Like not all of them, some of them had always been nice and weren't worried, but some of the people who had been unbelievable dicks previously were walking on eggshells. And the people who had friends in other universities reported this was happening at their jobs, too.

And instead of talking to The Man (because all the higher ups were garbage at the time), we just. talked among ourselves. It was a lot of "I may say I feel like strangling lab people sometimes when they do things that drive me up a wall but I don't MEAN it you know that right" and it also led to group discussions of what would be a theoretical *better* solution to hiding a body than what happened, with clear disdain for doing things like hiding bodies in walls, which is a terrible idea and one we would never do (looking at the people who think we might have decided this was a great idea actually).

Which consequently led to a lot of supervisors and/or managers that happened to overhear us bringing us donuts or arranging pizza for lunch in like, some kind of bid to help us feel appreciated, I guess, so that we wouldn't murder anyone, even though none of us were going to do that anyway. But also none of us were in a position to turn down free donuts or pizza or whatever.

And then after a few weeks, maybe a month or so, people just kind of forgot and moved on and things went back to normal like fifty people hadn't spent every lunch hour for weeks talking quietly among themselves about how human bodies would definitely fit into a carcass disposal barrel or that you'd have to crush hip bones and/or skulls before incineration. Hypothetically.

Like I said, it was a VERY weird time to be at my job, and every time I remember it happening feels like a fever dream. I can't even imagine what it was like at Yale.

[frownyalfred]

mx frownyalfred i will pay u -12 whole dollars to write the secretly-married-so-they-can't-testify-against-each-other superbats fic

I really want to 😫I actually spent some time today trying to figure out how you'd subpoena a vigilante with no name or address, and how you'd call Batman as a potential witness without vetting him first for eligibility. But I'm also trying to figure out how they'd end up in a situation at all where 1) Clark let himself get arrested and/or detained for a hearing (maybe like in BVS?) and 2) Bruce thought the best course of action was to respond to Batman's witness subpoena instead of just breaking Clark out of jail. And bonus 3) that Bruce thought invoking spousal privilege was a better option than answering the questions and using it as an opportunity to defend Clark. Hmmm.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[becca-e-barnes]

Sub Bucky and a breeding kink 💀 dead unlived it's one of my favourite things 😌

This is pretty high up there on my list of dream fantasies 🥵 these are two of my biggest weaknesses, don't even look at me rn

One of life's greatest joys is cuddling with the other person's head resting on your chest so you can play with their hair and rub their shoulders. I love that shit, having someone else's body weight on you is so comforting.

I imagine that's something Bucky would really enjoy too. It's so soft and sweet and tender and getting to feel cared for would really appeal to him.

But that's up until his hands work their way under your top, up over your bare skin so he's able to cup your breasts and bury his face between them while he's getting his hair played with. Life's pleasures don't get much simpler than that.

After a few moments he shifts slightly, tugging the neckline of your shirt out of the way to give himself space to kiss and nip your skin. All of a sudden he's desperate and it's beautiful to watch.

"Please." He whispers between frantic kisses, flicking his tongue over the stiff peak of your nipple before engulfing it with his warm, eager mouth.

"Please, what?" You tease, tugging on his hair just a little for emphasis.

He groans, frustrated by his own lack of coherence, pulling his mouth from your nipple. "Please let me put a baby in you."

That's not what you were expecting but fuck, he makes it sound pretty appealing.

"Bucky-" You begin but he cuts you off, giving your other nipple the same attention as he gave the first. God, that's distracting.

"You'd make. Such. A pretty. Mommy." He whispers, kissing his way down your body until he reaches the bottom seam of your top. From there, he pulls it off, letting it fall to the floor before removing the rest of your clothes.

"You'd look so pretty with a little baby bump." His huge hand rests on your bare tummy, imaging how your body would change.

"I want it, Buck." You mean it too. It doesn't sound like such a bad idea when he's taking his clothes off.

"I know you want it." He groans, rubbing the tip of his dick against your soaked core. "Y-you're so wet."

He presses his hips forward, sliding inside you and you can't explain it but you swear it feels different this time.

"Don't even think about pulling out." You cup his face in your hands, keeping his eyes on you and you almost worry he's going to fuck himself senseless into you. "I want you to make me a mommy. You're going to give me every single drop of cum and when it starts to drip out of me, you're going to fuck it back in."

His head falls onto your shoulder, sobbing a pathetic moan against your already hot skin. The pace of his thrusts matches his need, his hips slamming into yours and when he finally gives in, he cums inside you with your legs clamped around his waist, making sure he couldn't pull out even if he wanted to.

[hood-ex]

“i’d rather lose both arms than you” wait… do you have that panel…

Batman #13

[i-like-forcefem]

I wish you could come to my house, turn me into a woman, and then brainwash my family into thinking I was one my whole life.

I'd love nothing more myself cute! Turning you into a good little girl and then convincing everyone else that no you've always worn a maid dress to school? What are they talking about? No there's nothing wrong here, of course she's clinging to my arms at all times and spends ever other night at my place, it's been like this for years?

And yeah of course her wardrobe only has cute skirts and dresses, she's always dressed like this? Of course she has a lot of makeup and knows how to use it? Don't you remember back when she was little and she tried it on for the first time, that was such a mess wasn't it! You're the one who told me that story! But luckily my little maid managed to get a lot better at it after we met, and we've been close ever since haven't we?

And of course I'll make my little maid forget about her troubles from before we met as well, just focus on me now dear, that's all that matters

[elizakai]

Can you maybe stop drawing the male characters so fememine,,?It’s kind of weird,,

naw cause what if they like being fememine

[dovewingkinnie]

Can you you show us the puppet in a bunny suit's ass?

ANON?? LMAOO

[warpedwings]

Misha Collins - Sneakers, Part Four - In Shorts

Anon request, complete.

Part One Part Two Part Three

[macfrog]

just out of curiosity, do SCOM Joel and reader get married at some point? if they are, what are the festivities like 👀

they do! not at all in the traditional sense.

neither of them entirely believes in it, and they’d both rather spend the money elsewhere. weddings are expensive; so is having two kids. but they know it makes things a whole lot easier for sarah and ellie when their mom and dad get older, if they’re legally married. so —

joel elicits help from his two best chaos makers (aged eight and three). they ask her over breakfast. it’s as clumsy as you would imagine, and when she says yes, the four of them get all dressed up and head to the courthouse.

it’s all just signing papers to them, to be totally frank. i don’t think they wear rings, i don’t think she takes the miller name. her something old is joel and her something blue is the dress she wears, but it’s as much ceremony as she could ever dream of.

reception takes place in joel’s truck, in the parking lot of a burger king. their first dance is as a foursome. ellie spills ketchup down her dress, and sarah deliberately does the same just to turn her sister’s wailing into laughing.

just them and their kids. and what else is there in the world, i guess. xx

[spellboundcities]

Permission to die for your Brilex art?

It is too good it's deadly

I was going to respond to this with a doodle, but then I remembered this unfinished painting I was working on last year, so you get a very special treat :)

This has a lot of depth to it that you'd have to pull directly from the recesses of my brain to learn. You just have to see my vision. Do you see it