#maybe i would

[aimseytv]

okay so when spiderman starts predicting that bad things are going to happen, that’s just his “spider sense” but when i start doing it i’m told i have “anxiety” what’s all this about

[bearratic]

Love language is:- “Maybe you’d like coffee with a cigarette?”

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

I think I would like Superman a lot more if the media portrayed him as the goofy kind loving guy he is rather than whatever Snyder decided him to be

[notakeyring]

Would you be interested in pirating Omori?

uh i ialready own the game so probably not!

[vellhighbandi]

You know what there's a series of... Idk what to call them. But it's just love, pure and unasking. My inbox is a love dump. And I love it. Opening my inbox immediately fills me with love. It's just so fulfilling.

[can-of-pringles]

Imagine giving a friend a song rec for The Oh Hellos and you choose Pale White Horse.

I totally wouldn't do that...

[i-fear-nothing-09]

i think that the most honest, loving, devoted, enamoured, romantic, captivated, uxorious, smitten thing someone can do for the person they love is to live for them. i don't know about anyone else, i can't speak for anyone on the damn planet accept for myself, but i would die for anyone, i would die for such selfish reasons (that if anyone knew about them, they'd be disgusted). but to live for someone, to give yourself entirely to them, to remain alive despite every single bullshit thing that hits you when your down, that is true love.

[pinksoudaa]

I simp so bad for the matsus but I just know in my heart of hearts I would never give them the time of day irl

[a9saga]

Was talking to a tutoring coworker about how I think I wanna reward myself with a switch after graduation, cause I haven't played zelda since middle school on my ds and I fuckin miss some of those Nintendo games, and he told me "I can sell you my switch" with a grin on his face, and oh boy does that sound appealing.

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[xamitras]

For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

[hinamie]

10 years later

[platoapproved]

What was that you said about memory? "A monster," was it?

[xeemaee]

look I’m just saying:

Laios at 22 vs 26

Kabru at 22

I believe in Kabru’s ability to become a lil beefy once he stops constantly having to lose body mass from being revived so often and eats better and I hc post canon Kabru as gaining a lil weight and being the hot knight we all know he is