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Can we start writing out the full titles of things again pls like some of the shows y'all talk about sound so interesting fr but then you start abbreviating and shit like "man I love hgtysbks" and "you gotta go watch abcdefgh" like girl. First of all gesundheit second of all What am I supposed to do with that What does that mean!!!!
#i should tag this with some incomprehensible fandom acronym just for the irony#it would be mildly humorous#maybe even slightly funny#but im not funny#so no#i will nyat do it#not in the slightest#i have made an abitrary line in the sand and will not cross it#for reasons incomprehensible to the mortal mind#i operate by fae logic#you fools#you will never understand the inner machinations of my mind#pkmn tag just because
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i was hacked by a very unhappy man!
#dimension 20#never stop blowing up#nsbu#d20 nsbu#g13#g13 nsbu#usha rao#MY TASTE IN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS GETS WORSE AND WORSE BY THE DAY!!!!!#sorgy. i cant help it every time a character is even slightly sympathetic i fall for it every time#i acknowledge that he is rude to everyone around him and the reason why he is so isolated from every body#is that he is egotistical and drives people away on purpose#like if u are not useful to him then he doesnt like you#but that in and of itself is so sad. hes just really sad#and a dick. and its funny#āwe can have an old ladies night outā āmaybe you can have that one by yourselfā LMAO#ALSO USHA IS SO FUNNY U HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING TODAY#āi made my own alcohol during the prohibitionā SHES 100 YEARS OLD AT BEST. AND FROM INDIA#i think these two are my favorite characters this far and i dont know what that says abt me#oh not even mentioning the inherent tragedy of fictional character who knows theyre not real and wants to escape into the real world#tell me g13. why do you want people? huh? HUH?#im also being influenced by his nature of being a loser and also i like computers and computer symbolism#im normal you can trust me#i could go on about how usha and g13 are alike in their refusal to change#but i need to sleep#nsbu spoilers
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Since we're sharing youtube comments, I wanted to share this underrated one
#watcher#watcher entertainment#disappointed but not completely surprised#i haven't watched them in a hot minute and i think this situation made me realize why#all the content is too perfect now. maybe even slightly too long. i say this as someone who loves long videos#i watch retrospectives on shows ive never seen or actively dislike and love every moment of it#but sitting with the silenced of ghost files is just boring now. which i hate to say but it is#there hasn't been any really funny bits in a while either. and the jokes that they do on the set feel not super authentic#that's just me though#im worried they made a bad business decision and it's gonna hurt them. and the situation isn't super serious so i enjoy laughing about it#i really think i was into watcher for a hot minute but sometimes it feels like im slogging through a video just to get a glimmer of#what i used to love#which is super depressing xD
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I keep on seeing people mention how they want to see another Davy Back Fight during the Final Saga, and while I'm 10000% sure we won't see another Davy Back Fight
Unironically
I think a Davy Back Fight between the Strawhats and Cross Guild could be fucking hysterical
Especially because like. Buggy could totally challenge Luffy intentionally, desperately hoping that either Luffy will save HIM from Crocodile and Mihawk, OR that Luffy ends up taking Croc and Hawk into his crew if he wins
(Sidenote, DBF is normally only about exchanging crewmates and stealing pirate flags, but could you imagine if Buggy could demand to have Luffy's copies of the Road Poneglyphs if he won? Hell, I imagine Buggy could probably get away with innitiating the challenge regardless because once it's on, it's on, and surely his men would be so riled up Croc and Hawk would know there'd be no way to stop it anymore even though Buggy's not the true boss. But just to keep Croc and Hawk from trying to murder him on the spot Buggy could maybe suggest taking the Poneglyph copies as if it were a part of his plan from the begining)
And you know if Buggy challenged Luffy into a DBF Luffy might just accept??? Because it could be fun (in Luffy's mind)??? And it could be kind of on-brand for him to jump in on a challenge like that???
And yes
The idea of Luffy winning against Cross Guild in a DBF, resulting in fucking Mihawk and Sir Crocodile joining the Strawhats would be fucking hysterical man, and that alone makes me kinda want it
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Cross Guild#It's just that between CrocHawk and Buggy I honestly don't think Luffy would want Buggy on his crew#See: Luffy calling Buggy a loser#I mean I don't think he'd want Crocodile on his crew either#I could see Zoro being like ''hey let's grab Mihawk it'll be funny as hell'' and the others maybe being cool with it#And I could imagine them taking Galdino and Daz Bones too before even considdering Crocodile#Also hey this is where we once again get to the ''how does Luffy actually feel about Crocodile right now?'' question#Because. Under circumstances like these. I could see Luffy choosing Crocodile for his crew.#If for no other reason than *Oda being able to make it as funny as fucking imaginable*#The thing is that Cross Guild is an Evil Organization Under A Yonkou and not really a Pirate Crew???#See: Chairman Buggy and not Captain Buggy#But??? I mean the opportunity for comedy could allow for some bending of the rules???#I just think it'd be hysterical man#Mainly because it'd be humiliating for Crocodile and Mihawk and arguably they'd slightly deserve it after bullying Buggy so much#ALSO we could avoid having Cross Guild fight the Strawhats entirely and that'd be cool lmao#But alas. As much as I'd love the leisure of a funny arc like this. Don't think we're gonna get one. But it could be so funny
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sometimes i like to think that horror comes to dust's room late at night just to talk to phantom papyrus. no he doesn't wanna talk to dust. horror probably doesn't even CARE if dust's awake at the asscrack of dawn or rambling off to the hallucination too loudly this late at night because he just wants to talk to phantom papyrus
horror's not delusional enough to believe that phantom paps is actually real and his own papyrus like dust does but sometimes he really wants to,,,, so just for these short moments between them he wants to pretend that the hallucination is his papyrus. that he gets to talk to his own brother before everything went to shit and before he ruined his brother's life. yeah sure phantom paps kinda says some crazy stuff that horror's papyrus never would back then but so what?? dust's papyrus is the closest thing he's got and at least he doesn't have to deal with the guilt at even LOOKING at his brother's face (the sunken eyesockets,,,, the uneven teeth,,,,, yeah no) because there's nothing there. horror doesn't have to do anything but keep his back turned to dust and just talk to papyrus through him
they both keep their backs turned to eachother when they do this because neither of them can stand looking at eachother. dust especially because hearing horror sound so much like how he was before. horror sounds so lighthearted and relaxed and just,,,,, normal that it almost reminds dust of himself. maybe if he closed his eyes and tuned out his own voice he could just imagine the moment being a conversation between himself and paps back then before he had to kill him over and over. dust doesn't want to have to look back and see horror's mutilated skull and his permanently replaced eye. he doesn't want the fake scenario he's choosing to indulge in right now to be broken
and then i think they talk like that for a long time; because horror has a lot to say to paps about himself and what he regrets and dust has a lot of reminiscing to do on the good old days before he lost himself :3
#this one is a bit more SERIOUS than i expected.... no funny little triglycercule rambling today for some reason.......#i do really like this idea though. it seems like one of the only ways that horrordust would bond in a more canonical sense#no they don't fall asleep in bed with eachother after this. in fact horror doesn't even say BYE when he leaves#they just move on with their lives afterwards and pretend none of it happened#and when they need it most then they can drop their guards ever so slightly at 2:30 in the morning through a fake middleman#horror doesn't like being this vulnerable around dust but he knows DAMN well the other won't tell#dust has no reason to say a thing about their midnight chats. maybe he just doesn't like being vulnerable at all#and it's true that dust wouldnt tell anyone because tbh he gets to ask horror things he'd ask himself#maybe he'd lie a bit here and there about what paps said so he can ask something like do you regret it after all this time#just to see if horror feels the same way that he does even though they have different circumstances#to see if the most sans-like in his eyes of the 2(3) of them can understand what he feels and understands how it feels#horror regrets it too but he's here and he did what he did. dust almost likes that he has someone to relate to him tbh#sometimes he needs to be reminded that he should regret everything he did especially when he feels manic or just apathetic#he probably needs the reality check and if horror isn't the most grounded out of the 3 i dont know WHO is (low bar but he is arguably is)#ok time to turn this into the mtt! killer SO bashes them for these little midnight rendezvous#makes SO many remarks about how theyre really pathetic for practically roleplaying a conversation between sans and papyrus#SO many jokes about what the two probably get up to in there. so many jokes about how this is some weird kink probably#but in the end despite all the shit talking killer's never been part of one of these conversations#in fact he doesn't even go NEAR dust's room late at night due to this#he just cant he doesn't want to. because if he hears horror's voice being so lighthearted and joking#and dust saying words that sound so similar to what papyrus would say (maybe he's even imitating his voice)#it would upset him a LOT. or maybe not? either way killer avoids that area like the plague when horrordust chat#maybe he'd sit down by the outside of the door when he's FEELING. killer won't let himself believe in the delusion dust and horror have mad#but he can't stay for too long because then dust and horror start talking about regrets and their wrongdoings and now he can't listen any#but either way i trio-fied it and that's all that matters!!! this might actually be one of my FAVORITE ideas i've ever cone up with :333#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#tricule hc
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two wrongs WILL make a right! ive got another lease on life, and im using it well, who cares if this is all fucked up cause we're all GOING TO HELL! IM JUST WILLIAM WHO SHOULD BE DEAD, HAD TO FOLLOW THE THREAD, thought he was just chillin! now he is a villain! HES ALWAYS SUCH A BUMMER, HE WANTS TO TRUST HIS BROTHER WILLIAM IN A HALLWAY BY HIMSEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi pd spoilers#william wisp#RRAAHHHHGH I KNOW THEIR LIL PARODY OF MICHEAL IN A BATHROOM OR WHATEV WAS SLIGHTLY COMEDIC. LIKE WIWI IN A HALLWAY#HAHAAA HIS NAME IS WIWI ISNT THAT FUNNY. ISNT THAT FUCKIN FUNNY. AND YYYEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!#WILLIAM IS SO FUCKIN SAD DUDE... ESPECIALLY DURING THE GRAYSCALE ARC. HE REALLY THINKS HES BETTER OFF DEAD.#HIS FIRST DEATH WAS AN ACCIDENT! AND THEN HE WAS SADDLED WITH ALL SORTS OF POWERS AND RESPONSIBILITY HE DIDNT FUCKIN WAANT#AND IT TURNS OUT HES STILL DEAD! HIS BODY IS ROTTING AND FALLING APART AS WE SPEAK!! THATS SO FUCKING SCARY!!!#BUT THEN. OOOHH BUT THEN HIS WONDERFUL FRIEND DAKOTA TELLS HIM. ILL GIVE YOU MY HEART SO YOU CAN LIVE AGAIN. AND IT WORKS!!!#WILLIAM ACCEPTS LIFE AND REJECTS THE WISP POWERS AND FEELS SO SO THANKFUL TO HIS WONDERFUL BEST FRIEND DAKOTA.#A DEBT TO REPAY EVEN IF DAKOTA WILL NEVER CASH IN ON IT. HES JUST A PERFECT HERO LIKE THAT.. BUT WILLIAM.. OHH ROTTING LIL WILLIAM..#EVEN WITH NEW BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH HIM HES STILL DEAD INSIDE. HES STILL USELESS. POWERLESS. SELFISH AND IMPULSIVE AND STUPID AND JUST.#NOT A HERO. WHICH IS FINE! IF ONLY HE WAS A GOOD ENOUGH PERSON TO RETURN THE FAVOR TO DAKOTA THOUGH. BUT HES NOT. HE DOESNT THINK SO.#WILIAM REALLY BELIEVES THAT HE IS FORSAKING EVERY GIFT OF LIFE HE HAS BEEN GIVEN. HE THINKS HE SHOULD BE DEAD BUT HES TOO SCARED TO DIE#JUST FAR TOO SCARED.. OF EVERYTHING.... WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT BRINGS US HERE. I GUESS THE GOOD NEWS IS THEYLL FORGET.#HE JUST WANTED TO TRUST HIS BROTHER. HE WANTED TO HAVE A BROTHER AND FIX THE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM AND HONESTLY?#I THINK I WOULD DO THE SAME THING IN HIS SITUATION. MAYBE USE MY WORDS BETTER BUT YKNOW. THATS HIS BROTHER!!!#OKAy okay william makes me sooo EMOTIONAL but now ill mention the ART#THIS WAS Aboutthe time i actually figured out how to draw the white streak in williams hair. IT PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH ORIGINALLY but imPROU#AND THE SHARP SPIRALS!! I LOVE THE SHARP SPIRALS. I LOVE DRAWING HIS HAIR JUST IN GENERAL... I JUS LOVE DRAWIN WIWI...#OHH And xavior... poor xavior... theyre still looking for cantrip arent they? they have no idea where she is..and DAVID YOU BIIITCH#david bell is such a good fucking antagonist. he COMPLETELY believes himself to be in the right and bizly plays him SO WELLL!!#BECAUSE HES SMART!! AND SMART PEOPLE CAN LOGIC THEIR WAY THROUGH ANYTHING! THATS WHY SMART PPL FALL INTO CULTS TOO!#BC A SMART PERSON CAN FIND A GOOD WAY TO JUSTIFY ALMOST ANYTHING TO THEMSELF. DAVID IS SMART AND THATS SCAARRYYYY...#IM So excited to see the consequences of williams actions carry on into season 3. i hope they contact allen and exavior and do. idk. someth
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august 19, 2021 12:15 a.m. star noraebang
song in queue: man & woman - kim bum soo w/ park sun joo āØ
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#sims 4 story#sims 4 storytelling#simblr#hlcn: everything the stars promised#if there's one thing about me it's that i love writing karaoke scenes#why?? idk like it gives me the worst first and second hand anxiety irl it's like public speaking but even more terrifying#except for the time on a cruise ship where i witnessed a drunk lady with an incredibly nasally voice singing champagne supernova#CHAMPAYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGNNEEEEE SYYYYUUUUPPEERRNOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAA#that was so funny and brought nothing but humor to my life#although karaoke seems so fun!! maybe i just need a xanax#also i liked writing in some slightly cringey humor like let's not forget these ocs are millennials LMAO#not me though stay safe (jk)#holocene.docx#holocene.png#hlcn: grant#hlcn: henry#hlcn: soobin
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#iām putting this down here because i donāt actually really want to talk about it or answer asks about it but iām like a little annoyed lmao#first of all obviously people should have boundaries and not be annoying/invasive/etc. duh.#i have been around the rpf block many a time and rule 1 is donāt be a weirdo. don't let it out of fandom spaces :)#but yeah idk. oliver stark to me feels like someone who is actually very familiar with the mechanics of fandom warfare#and therefore does not know how to log off when it starts to get personal#like to be clear i definitely do not think he engages directly with This fandom other than to lurk and spy on people for fun/haterism#but in MY opinion he has the energy of a person who spends a nonzero amount of time engaged in petty anonymous beef#over a character or a ship or a sport or a new brand of tofu. idk i donāt really care what heās into#but it does sort of seem like he forgets that when heās doing it on his real socials with his real face and real name attached#people are going to know that itās him and respond accordingly and he should just like. block them and move on.#and maybe even go back to his burner and vague about it or something if he truly cannot just walk away.#which he does seem to be sort of getting slightly better at but it's still just like. yeah man! i don't know what to tell you.#people are weird sometimes. we all get weird anons and dmās and people cyberbullying us. it sucks and it shouldn't happen but it does.#and you do literally just have to find ways to make it easier to ignore them. i know that you know this#because you are a human who grew up on the same exact internet as the rest of us.#i say; as i feel compelled to post about a tiny situation from like 12 hours ago that has literally nothing to do with me#anyway!!!!!!!#i went into the settings to turn off reblogs and thought how funny would it be if i blazed this post lmao
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2024 reads / storygraph
The Teller of Small Fortunes
lighthearted fantasy adventure
follows an immigrant fortune teller who travels between villages telling small fortunes for people
when she runs into a (mostly reformed) thief and an an ex-mercenary searching for his lost daughter, she ends up traveling with them in the hopes she can help, along with a baker they meet along the way,
they encounter various magical creatures and adventurous situations, and eventually she has to face her past
no romance
#The Teller of Small Fortunes#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#this was okay#to be honest I didnāt get very attached to any of the characters - I found most of them a bit one dimensional.#(I kept forgetting the cat even existed - why keep mentioning the magical cat in the promo if itās barely there!!!)#And not feeling much for the characters meant I struggled to feel much about everything else about the story honestly#The exploration of being diaspora in a foreign country & experiences of racism & her relationship with her mother was probably the most#interesting to me.#I always give cozy fantasy a chance but honestly I need it to be deeply introspective or maybe like really funny#itās just a bit too light for me? (other than the racism and xenophobia - Iām glad to see more of that in this space)#Itās just I think not deeply enough for me - and combined with not feeling attached to the characters I just wasnāt feeling it#Also one of the reasons I picked this up was because I was seeing people say it has an asexual MC and let me just say-#it has a very vaguely AROace CODED mc#If youāre looking for it thereās a few lines of implications but itās not super clear and also any mention is romance related - aro! not ac#There were SO many instances that would have been an opportunity to bring up aro/aceness and the choice to not do that#felt sightly strange to me?. however tdlr readers could be promoting this on it having no romance and focusing on#friendship/family instead of saying it has an ace MC which isā¦.only there if you squint#no romance#***other than side characters being married and also:#Thereās a minor subplot where a side character has a crush on another SC which is unrequited#and thereās a bit of a confrontation after which he backs off. but then itās implied they might get together in the end :(#which was unnecessary! come on!#I always find fantasy characters inventing real life foods slightly odd but at least this one is more from the authorās culture#anyway. it's okay! just didn't really end up being for me
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not going to lie i do find it quite upsetting that so many ppl think that animals that arent immediately relatable to humans are completely incapable of thought or feeling. and thats the only thing that matters when it comes to animal rights arguments a lot of the time
#like the take of ohhhh Well this animal is smart and shows emotions!!! it might even be smarter than humans!!!#as if that matters literally at all#like the argument abt fish or hamsters or w/e being stupid (wrong) so it doesnt matterrrrr if they dont get cared for properly#as if its ever ok to mistreat animals.#in general the idea around smaller or less relatable animals being worth less is super frustrating#like if u post abt microwaving ur hamster when u were 6 everyones like ālmaoooo i did the same thingā#but if u posted that abt a dogā¦.? The Gallows#we shouldnt have to care abt mistreatment of animals bc theyre cute or funny or smart#i just watched blackfish again and it annoyed me how much ppl were arguing abt the orcas being so smart and emotional etc#which is true. but thats just smth that makes their captivity harder. u jnow. like if they were simple and had simple needs it would still#be wrong if they werent met#its just such a huge issue bc of how hard the needs are to meet in captivity#same as like. bears and shit. you physically cannot give them enough territory to stop them going insane#ik theres ppl who believe All captivity is wrong#like my strpmum is one who believes nobody should own Any pet#which is. Imo a stupid argument and not at all sustainable. ppl need companions thats why weve had dogs and cats for thousnads of years#but also they are such successful pets bc their needs are so easy to meet!!!!!#its this misconception that fish or rodents are Easy Beginners petsā¦ in reality they are 100x harder. but their lives are worth less to ppl#bc they dont show love the same way#well. anyways im not very good at expressing my thoughts abt serious stuff#but its smth that rlly upsets me#its frustrating too bc ppl either dgaf abt animals aside from Maybe the cute ones or r too extreme in advocating for the freedom of animals#like u can absolutely give indoor cats proper enrichment. its just slightly more effort#and its not as simple as just. emptyinb out the zoos. READ ABT KEIKO!!!!!#i feel its a very interesting topic. but ppl r very b/w on it#idk i feel the majority of ppl know so little abt animals its like. impossible to get thru#like ok cool u think zoos r bad bc the lions get saddddd. but u also think snakes and bugs and rodents are nothing but disease spreaders#and cant also have complex lives#Tsk. Whateevr
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i have absolutely no clue about the behind the scenes stuff but i do find the thought amusing that the iwtv show makers were like well we aged Daniel up, nobodyās gonna wanna see devilās minion between that old man and assad maybe we should just skip it. only for them to realize that if anything it made us even hornier for DM
#maybe they planned a slowburn all along tho who knows!#but it's a funny thought idk#my casual viewer mom when i told her that armandaniel is a thing#was like no i dont want that#so yknow. weak ppl#devil's minion#not even joking i think aging him up made this dynamic sm better#slightly healthier even!
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so only the minority of people in the fandom point out the trend of fandom misogyny mostly definitely or *maybe* affecting how many people unfairly villianize a character who is a woman, engage with her character or treat her in a way that's more unfair than they do with characters who are men to the point of scrutinizing her for valid actions, has more heightened negative emotions towards her doing bad actions than they do towards men who do equally bad actions or worse actions, are more willing to justify the guys bad actions and then in return demonize the woman for doing bad actions. Then suddenly people are "scared" of the character's fans & make up the fans as being villians that accuse all of the characters' criticizers as being misogynists. Yeah im laughing in your face for missing the whole point of the discussions Sorry
#classic fandom moment is missing the whole point of people speaking about how bigotry leaks into fandoms#and how you need to be mindful of how you engage or treat characters considering that we live in a certain social context#also its genuinely even more funny people say that about the fans because most of the fans ALSO critical of her#also even *more* funny that people imply that all of the people having concerns about fandom misogyny are fans of the character#sometimes i miss following the fandom tag but times like these im so glad i stopped lol#fuck you (i say to myself) im not deleting this long ass fucking paragraph#i only follow one character tag and thats it.. its very freeing to be not āstuckā in fandoms because theyre so annoying#as much as sometimes i wish i engaged with fandoms more and posted more fandom stuff... maybe i am slightly glad thats not time case#sunny.txt#sunny's thoughts
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found a picrew that made everybody so fucking pretty i had to make all of them and post them immediately
#whenever i play with these its so funny doing everybody else and then fluff. its always a flashbang#anyway. this would be so so so close to what i imagine their human versions to look like in my brain EXCEPT stretch's hair#i imagine it with like. orange streak in it. and also usually in a bun but the bun options on this one werent messy enough lmao#also russ's hair would still be slightly longer but not quiiite that long. and i'm still jumping back n forth on facial hair for him tbh#cuz like i am a firm believer that CANON ut pap would definitely be clean-shaven as a human#he does too much questionable skincare to have a beard. all those products would burn any hair follicles out of his face instantly#RUSS though...... russ is a mess with his life actively falling apart. so maybe he can be allowed a very tiny beard. just a bit#probably best he can do is at least keep it trimmed to look slightly more intentional#ayhem anyway last thing i would change is fluff's hair feels just a biiiit off but i cant figure out why. but something is Strange#wait oops its supposed to be longer and it IS longer but the fur is covering it up LMAO thats what it is#but anyway. edge is literally perfect absolutely no notes on him 10/10 best picrew edge i have ever made i think#this is too much thought for me to be putting into designs that literally aren't even canon and in a fucking picrew but whatever#i can be cringe on my cringe blog i do what i want on tumblr dot com and right now i want to ramble about a dress up game
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>> Forgot that character appearance data is saved locally.
>> Upgraded my computer to a brand new thingo while Meowdred was still a bunny.
>> Don't have an active sub anyway and I don't have $15 spared to just Look At My Boy
So I'm making the meow from scratch.
Nyeh?
I think it looks like him.
#maybe ultima thule rearranged his face#meowdred could not grow ANY taller even with all that dynamis but his nose structure did change slightly#funny how his eyebrows are also thinner than theodore's skin when it comes to scary places
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I think that IK's Palico having the same personality as Lucifer is absolutely golden. I think it would be funny if some demons would absolutely refer to the Palico as "Lucifer but a cat" or that Satan, when thinking, may, on occasion, accidentally refer to the Palico as "Lucifer but better."
Any demons who mess with IK (Belphie and possibly Lucifer) better sleep with one eye open because the intelligent cat who helps the child with hunting giant monsters, some of which could probably step on said cat without even realizing, would absolutely hold grudges.
On a separate note, how do you think Solomon, Simeon, and Luke would react to IK?
ik's palico probably Hates everyone else for months, he spends the first entire month of their time in the devildom just glued to her side and giving anyone who speaks to them the most unnerving unblinking stare for the entirety of their conversation
if belphie did manage to kill her he'd have to sleep with one eye open for at least two weeks before ik finally convinces her palico not to enact vengeance, and even then he is on thin ice. one wrong move and he is GETTING it
as for the purgatrio... luke would probably be kind of terrified of both ik and her palico, who does NOT make an exception to the silent glaring thing for him. also there's probably a 'violence is bad!!!!' teaching from the celestial realm that'd make him suspicious of someone whose entire job is just hunting down and killing things. he'd have a whole arc where he's like "i thought you were a horrible bloodthirsty killer but it turns out you're so nice!!" and ik's like ".......you didn't need to tell me the first part"
solomon i think would be more impressed than anything, though maybe also a little upset that this tiny human has fought so many deadly battles that she's literally immune to venom now - i could see him investing in coming up with enhancing potions and such to keep her a little bit safer (this ik is also impervious to the effects of solomon's cooking, which is a godsend for the angels)
simeon would be similarly wary of ik in the beginning, but i think he'd be one of the fastest to warm up to her because 1. he finds her dynamic with her palico very charming and 2. he has a soft spot for leads like henry, and ik is just the cutest little hero to him (to him she's like a knight in a fairy tale, he just sort of Does Not See the actual violence involved, like a grandmother with selective memory for a beloved grandkid's deeds)
#answering asks#anon asks#jtta aus#monster hunter ik#slightly tangential but now i'm thinking about ik and her bond with her palico#very stern very serious old cat who needs her help opening things sometimes because he doesn't have opposable thumbs#satan probably wants to pet him so so bad but alas the palico's dignity does not allow for it#he lets ik sometimes when she needs comforting but other than that the fur is Off Limits#what're the naming conventions for palicoes in monster hunter? do they get names??#even if they don't ik would give her palico one#it'd be funny if it was something that relates to lucifer's name too#maybe eosphorus/phosphorus which are the greek equivalents according to wikipedia??#or maybe noctifer which would be lucifer's opposite
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just read a review of the lego movie from 2014 and it is genuinely a horrible piece of literature and through perusing the comments underneath the review, I have gained an intense dislike of the reviewer. it's not even that I liked the lego movie and he didn't it's just that a lot of the stuff he says is factually incorrect, really stupid-sounding, or he doesn't provide any real reason, and in the comments, he reacts to even the friendliest and politest constructive criticism as if it's a personal attack on him.
#listen I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE MOVIE#I mean I'm slightly saddened because I did like it#but he straight-up says it's fully actual physical stop-motion animation at the beginning (factually incorrect)#then later says you won't appreciate the movie unless you like lego a lot and know all about it#specifically saying 'if you can tell the Lego Wild West town from its pirate ship from its spaceman set' (direct quote)#like um idk bro... are you saying you can't???#also this does insinuate that there is one specific set for each of these#which is also factually incorrect but I'm not really mad about that#and then in the comments he kept trying to defend himself by saying stuff about how the movie has a 90%ish rating on rotten tomatoes#and therefore 10% of people didn't like the movie#which is actually. an insane oversimplification of statistics. that's like saying if there are 10 children with an average of 4.5 apples#per child and each child can have a maximum of 5 apples#then 9 of the children must have 5 apples and the other 1 must have none#the 90% in fact includes a large number of people who rated it at 3.5-4.5 stars which is means a lot of them really actually did like it#and just didn't think it was the best movie ever ever in existence or maybe they just had some small qualm with it#the final straw was that someone left a very nice very kindly written piece of constructive criticism asking if maybe the reviewer would#consider saying what about the humor he didn't like (or what kind of humor it was) next time so that the viewer would know whether they#would like it or not as well and I read this and thought 'surely he will respond courteously to at least this one' and he said.#basically 'it's not that the kind of humor didn't suit my tastes. it just wasn't funny'#WHAT THE FREAK#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#ALL THIS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT WRITING A NEGATIVE REVIEW BECAUSE IT'S YOUR ACTUAL OPINION AND NOT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE CONTRARY#BUT I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT AN OPINION IS??????#it's MY opinion that it was funny#it's YOUR opinion that it wasn't#you don't get to arbitrarily say that the only reason you disliked the humor was because it was 'bad'#even ethics aren't this black and white#there was another thread where a commenter pointed out that the reviewer seemed to assume there was such a thing as a universal definition#of a good movie and he repeatedly refused to explain himself. like in an 'are you stupid. this isn't worth my time' way#but I won't get into that
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