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Hey! Sorry i havent been writing here, im taking a break, a long one i guess- but im posting here in question
If i were to open headshot comms, would anyone be interested? I kinda want serious opinions, cause, i really want to do this, but im unsure if people would be intrested in my style?
This will be my first time with comms, so i want to see if people would actually want it
Examples: Furry, dragons, ponys, i can try humans but they arent my best
#art commisions#headshot commission#headshot#furry#wof#dragons#mlp#furry comms#dragon commission#lmk if u are intrested#maybe 10 or 15 dollars?#please be honest
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Look, I don't believe in preferential treatment, it's not right.... BUT ☝️ if we're gonna have changbin saying sydney is skz's second hometown I just think maybe australia could not be charged things like 60+ dollars shipping.... or 75 dollars for a normal album at the most prominent music retailer when other places pay 15-20 for the same thing.... lol
#like sometimes i think ppl think im being dramatic but over the years ive had ppl randomly look up how much we get charged for randon stuff#and every time theyre like WHYS IT 50 BUCKS MORE FOR YOU EVEN WITH EXCHANGE RATES FACTORED#and im like... idk ?#ausflation#like there are these little anime figurines my little cousin really liked and in jp yen which is equivalent to aud roundabout#theyre from about 36 to 42 dollars and in aus theyre all like 86+ dollars ? why. maybe 10 dollars more okay but why twice over ?#why#someone play why by skz#Why#like you can go online and find better deals but its sorta a hassle#and a regular old mum who has a 15 yr old who asks for a skz album for Christmas will probably just go in store and then be like why tf#lmao#we're being finagled#but also this just reminded me of last xmas when i saw a mum in the kpop section and she was so pissed off bc '#and i quote 'none of these albums have NAMES ON THEM' and then i looked and she was right#like there were numerous groups but very few had boxes that actuslly said NCT WISH or what#it was just like random graphic art or a couple were actually just plain boxes with a symbol#like if youre a kpop head you know the symbols but if you are aunty jen and you dont know this shit? fucked time really funny
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i wish my hearing wasn't so damn sensitive. i have white noise playing loud af when i go to bed so I won't hear anything else. the power went out twice last night which of course shut off the white noise. first i woke up to the sound of my cat chewing, the 2nd time I woke up to someone walking on the other side of the house. why does autism/misophonia have to do that omg
on the bright side having sensitive hearing isn't all that bad bc when i listen to music i can pick out every single instrument's part and learn how to play every part on every instrument i own so that's an autism win for sure. we have a badass electric piano from 1989 that lets you record multiple tracks at once. so when I was in band, I'd learn every instrument's part, record each of them, play them all at once, then practice my part on my instrument (viola, clarinet, bass clarinet, saxophone) along with it. like i said. autism for the win. sometimes
#i was doing that from 10-15 years old#quit band at 15 because 1. our band teacher tried to kill us (had to have an ambulance come for several students during a heat wave)#and 2. they wanted $350 for band fees and my parents couldn't afford it#my grandma bought that piano for $3000 in 1989 dollars which is $7628.25 in today's money#i don't even know how SHE afforded that. it was right after my grandpa died so maybe life insurance or something like that?#it's the most expensive item we've ever owned for sure other than cars#.bdo
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hasbro recognized transformers animated for the first time in 15 years. sound the alarms i am screaming my fucking head off
#liz blogs#transformers#transformers animated#THE TISM. THE TISM IT HAS BEEN ACTIVATED FOR JUST A MOMENT#ARE THOSE TOYS NEEDLESSLY OVERLY DETAILED? YES. CAN BEGGARS BE CHOOSERS? NO. NO I CANNOT BE#I'LL TAKE IT GODDAMMIT#I WONT BUY THEM BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE THE ORIGINAL TOYS OF THESE CHARACTERS BUT HOO BOY I AM FUCKING LOOKING#bee looks cute though.... bee always looks cute#he's my little guy#why the FUCK are his stingers GUNS though HASBRO#and that optimus looks badass. i actually think the style works for him#too bad he's $35 fucking dollars. back in my day a transformer was $10. maybe 12.#those fancy japanese import anime figures i always eyed up but could never get my hands on were $35. oh how times change#why did prices double in 15 years. inflation is stupid and made up
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Size comparison between Aster and the eevee cause when I said she was smaller I really meant she is smaller
#anyway I think I’m gonna try and get some needlefelts done to maybe try and sell? i know I am far from experienced but I’d like to try and.#make some money lol. plus it’ll help me buy more supplies and stuff.#they probably won’t cost much like 10-15 dollars (plus shipping)#have an armature done for a pikachu. probably will be a while til I finish it tho.#needlefelt#also included quarter in image for size reference#honestly I probably have enough dark grey to make another zorua
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i need to get a proper case for my copy of shadow the hedgehog ive only ever had the disc and its always bothered me
#but ive also seen people charge like 15-20 dollars for the case alone. which i dont feel like spending.#actually iirc i onlyl spent like 5-10 dollars on the game itself so consideing how much it goes for nowadays#i wouldnt actually be spending THAT much on it if i bought the case for that much. but idk i still dont like that idea#maybe i can fidn a blank case somewhere and print out the box art to put in it. idk
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FANART ID BUY IF I DIDNT HAVE TO PAY FOR FUCKING SHIPPING COSTS??? DO YOU KNOW??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I COULD BUY IF THE SHIPPING DIDNT COST DOUBLE WHAT THE ART COSTS???
#i wanted to buy fanart for one of my shoes and i went onto the artist’s redbubble but the shipping was like $50 dollars even though the#prints themselves were $15#LIKE FUCK??#bro???#and then i was like maybe if add more items like stickers and other prints the shipping will go down BUT IT DIDNT#and i don’t mind spending $5-10 on shopping but fucking 50???.#FLFJAJOSFJDNKSFJDNSLSPFHSNAK IM SO MAD#i know it’s not your fault fanartists :( i love you and i’m never blaming you#i just hate that i fanta buy y’all’s stuff because in cannot spend that much money on shipping#*can’t buy yalls#ciara’s convos#*one of my shows. i’m not buying fanart for shoes😭
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I dont know. Should I give up and try doing minecraft skin commissions again. Those were the only ones that ever sold before. Do people even still care about minecraft. I'm not sure i've ever even been able to launch it since the account migration and the time they did some weird thing that made me have to redownload like 3 different versions of the launcher
#the problem is i want money but i also can't in my heart justify charging more than 10 dollars for minecraft skins.#I mean theyre minecraft skins.#Maybe 15 dollars. If it wouldn't weigh on my soul.#But that's still not anything. That's like 1 kind of big box of microwave cheeseburger.#Or almost 3 small boxes of microwave cheeseburger.
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ok took a GET SCARED break time to go back 2 physics the library closes in an hour and a half..
#im trying 2 decide what 2 get 4 dinner... since it is my treat day :]]#im 3/4ths of the way done with my physics 4 the day. yay#3/4th is technically enough to satisfy da goal (the goal is 100/day but its rounded to da nearest hundred. so technicallyyy i only have 2 d#51 a day i just like having it be clean numbers... otherwise i get scared.#BUT. my weekly goal is 3 stars a week WHICH ive hit 4 this week. the stars r 1 star per hundred lessons rounded etc u get it.#and after i get these last 25 done today ill only have 284 left and then i can finally graduate lol. only a couple months late <- purely bc#ive been procrastinating. i couldve finished like summer of 2021 but i didnt feel like ittt. so yes./#but that means that if i just satisfy my weekly goal next week i will be allll done. i think i might let myself have a little extra spendin#money as a reward.. like maybe ill get 10 bonus stars for fully finishing school. and since school is a yellow task that is 15 whole dollar#very very very exciting ok now back 2 it.
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This post was a waste of time pls ignore tweet’s weird, I get to go on analytical rant yay
“tried going on a date last night to feel more normal and social” implies a few things: the date was unsuccessful in her eyes, she doesn’t normally go on dates, and she considers herself “not normal” and “not social”
She says he loved her until she mentioned OF and that he left after. Okay, did he straight up leave without another word? Did he make an excuse, did he say it wasn’t going to work out, did he explain an opinion regarding OF that made him not want to continue the date?
“didn’t pay for our drinks”, meaning she expected him to be the one to pay, and adds to her list of things he did wrong
“Left crying by some prick with a receding hairline” notice how she doesn’t mention any attributes about this dude until after she sets them up in her tweet as a bad person and that they’re all negative? She doesn’t actually explain this dude as a person until she’s explained that he’s a *bad* person. the tweet goes from her explaining herself as a person to pity (feel more normal), immediately to what the guy did wrong (to set him as the person to hate) and only then does she describe this dude. He was set to be the wrong person from the start; the fact that she’s ranting about it on Twitter proves that enough but I digress
the main issue is that his “receding hairline” wasn’t an issue she had with him until *after* he didn’t want to date her. He was the perfect (more like normal dude actually cuz again, she doesn’t describe him at all in the beginning) dude as long as he was interested, and the second he wasnt, he was a prick. It’s probably her coping about him leaving too cuz she was crying about it.
Dude didn’t want to date you cuz you did OF; okay, that’s his choice. He’s allowed that choice; in fact, that choice benefits both of you cuz it’s obviously not gonna work out if he’s not okay with you doing OF.
#However I don’t blame her#She says they went to a bar#60 bucks spent#even split of 30 being generous#Google says avg cost of a drink at a bar is 2-10 dollars#So she had somewhere between 3-15 drinks#Massive range but I’m pretty sure 3 drinks worth 10 dollars is gonna get you as drunk as 15 drinks worth 2 dollars#What I’m trying to say is she’s probably drunk and that’s what caused the crying#Maybe her being drunk also caused him to leave#There’s so much speculation that it’s crazy anyone in the replies to that post called him misogynistic#You don’t have 90% of the required info to make that claim it’s absurd lmao
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It's surreal to witness how easily some people can ignore the urgent situation in Gaza. They’re watching it unfold live: children and families in Gaza bombed, erased from their homes, but they still act like nothing’s happening. History will look back on this time, and it won't be forgiving. It won’t only remember those who supported the bombings; it will also remember those who sat back, shrugged, and scrolled past without a second thought. It will remember that we, as Palestinians, reached out for help but were met with indifference, silence, and passive inaction. There’s no difference between the Zionists and those who ignor our messages from Gaza. There’s no difference between the Zionists and those who witness our pain without acting. You are witnessing ethnic cleansing, and your reaction is ...... nothing. Blank faces, silence, a refusal to acknowledge the truth unfolding right in front of you. Are you really unable to spare $10, $15 or 20$ to save lives in Gaza? Are you too lazy to respond with even a word of support? Are we asking too much of your time?? Is 5 minutes of your time worth more than our lives in Gaza?? What are you going to tell your children, partner or loved ones when they ask what you did while all this was happening?? “Oh, I ignored their messages.” How will you justify staying silent when they flip through the history books in the future? A simple question for sharks: How do you think your followers will react when they realize you might turn a blind eye in their moments of need? What kind of influencer or artist chooses to ignore the pain of others? It’s been a year. More than 42,000 Palestinian civilians have been killed, and over 100,000 injured. Isn’t that enough? Or is the number still too small for you to care? Should we talk about the 10,000 missing or the countless unjustly imprisoned? Maybe you need to see every building in Gaza reduced to rubble before it finally “counts” for you. Do you feel a flicker of empathy? Of humanity? Or are you still waiting for the “right” moment to speak up and take action? History won’t just remember the silence. It will remember even you who ignored this post when your help and action were needed. My family in Gaza urgently needs your help, so please help us and donate now!
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some would say connie’s type in the past has been girls that fall under the category “bitchy”. girls with stank attitudes that he’d have to constantly stop from fighting in public. it’s just what he’s also attracted until one day he met you.
it was a pretty day and you were at the quiet little boutique you worked at. you had worked a morning shift and it was now 3 in the afternoon so you were heading out. “bye girls! are you sure you don’t need me to stay because i’d be happy to?” you ask the younger employees taking over for the night shift. they reassure you that they’ve got it covered and you grab your tote bag and head out. you live in a loft apartment not too far from your job so you walk on days like today. you begin walking down the sidewalk when your stomach starts to grumble lowly making you remember that you’d only eaten a bagel for breakfast and sipped on water. “ugh i don’t feel like cooking.” you mumbled to yourself so you decided to stop at a local pizzeria for a quick slice.
connie and eren were in connie’s black benz truck heading to one of their favorite places, benny’s pizzeria. “what’s going on with you and ole girl con? haven’t seen her since she was getting carried out of the club a few months ago.” eren questioned connie. connie huffed dramatically thinking back to that night. the girl he was referring to was one of his short term flings with big time anger problems. it was never a peaceful moment with her and after her major club blowout including her getting detained connie had wiped his hands clean of her. he just couldn’t handle the constant bickering and fighting and embarrassment that came with it. “nah man that’s been done for. i’m off women for while.” connie says as he parks the car.
you finally make it to benny’s and walk right in and breathe in the saucy aroma in the air. it was quite empty inside. just you and a young couple sitting together. seeing the couple together giggling makes you remember your lack of romance in your life today. lately it’s been just work and home with an occasional hangout with your friends. you’re content with life currently but sometimes it would be nice to have someone to hold at night and to go on dates with. you’re snapped out of your daydreaming state when you hear the doorbell ring and not long after a body trips into yours.
“oh my god i’m sorry i wasn’t paying attention.” you exclaimed as you turned around to see the man who was standing behind you. as you turned around you were met with a tall man covered in patchwork tattoos and a buzzcut. your insides were freaking out just from looking at him. maybe it was the tattoos or the hair or the way he was looking at you or that deep voice or even all the above but his aura was captivating.
“no i’m sorry. didn’t mean to almost knock you down.” he states while taking in your appearance. you were around 5’7 with big curly hair all over framing your face perfectly, big black frames over your eyes, a white tee with a pair of blue jeans on, and a pair of pink sambas on your feet. you were gorgeous. before connie could find any other words you gave him a sweet smile and headed to the counter to order. “you can stop staring now.” eren jokes at the table they sat at. ever since your interaction connie hadn’t taken his eyes off you for more than 15 minutes at a time. he couldn’t let you leave without saying something else to you. he didn’t know what but he had to say something. the soft look in your eyes made him feel all jumbled around inside. but he liked it.
you ordered your food to-go and waited till your number was called. super cute buzzcut man was inside and you could feel his eyes on you from time to time but you just ignored it. once your number was called you grabbed your bag and dropped a $10 dollar bill in the tip jar and headed out the door. on the inside you were wishing for mysterious buzzcut guy to say something to you or maybe even you gain the courage to say something to him but it didn’t seem like your day.
as you head down the street towards your apartment you hear yelling and footsteps trailing behind you. curiosity won the best of you and you turned around only to find buzzcut guy seemingly trying to flag you down. in seconds he’s standing in front of you smiling. “we didn’t properly introduce ourselves a moment ago. i’m connie.” he says and reaches his hand out to shake yours. “and i’m y/n.” you couldn’t stop the big smile from spreading across your face. “well y/n i wanted to ask if i could have your number and-“ before he could even finish you had said “yes!” leaving connie surprised he was used to the chase of it all with his past flings. you exchanged numbers and were prepared to go yalls separate ways. you say to connie before heading home finally, “it was nice meeting you connie. hopefully we’ll get to talk again soon.” you turn your back to connie no longer having to contain your giddiness.
as connie returns to the restaurant he thinks about you and just how kind you were. it was something new he’d never been on the receiving end of. an image of your smile keeps flashing in his head. when he sits back down eren goes “well are you actually gonna call her?” looking at his friend curiously.
“yeah i am. she seems different than the others y’know. she seems sweet.”
part 2
#black reader#fluff#aot x black reader#connie springer#connie x black reader#sweetheart reader#connie springer fluff
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NIGHT RIDER, zhong chenle
working night shifts 24/7 at the convenience store while also supporting your boyfriend’s obsession with watching motorcyclists race is not easy, but little did you know that one of the bikers that he loves soon gets involved with you.
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— pairing: motorcyclist!chenle x fem!reader
— genres: social media au (smau), written, slowburn, angsty-ish, fluff, strangers to enemies to lovers (except they're not really enemies.. they just can't stand each other)
— extra: y/n is dating jaehyun (from boynextdoor) but they break up, jaehyun is kinda toxic, chenle is a lil shithead, probably inaccurate descriptions of motorcycle racing, y/n and chenle are crackheads when together
— warnings: lots of death jokes, profanity, everything in this story is pure fiction and not an actual depiction of how they act!!
— playlist: Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys | devil in a red dress - EIGHTYEIGHTWAV | eyes don't lie - Isabel LaRosa | HEARTBEAT - Isabel LaRosa | COLD BLOODED - Chris Grey | Rude Boy - Rihanna | OHMAMI - Chase Atlantic, Maggie Lindemann | Te Quiero - KISS OF LIFE
— authors note: my 2nd smau!! this one will be pretty different from got my ion you and hopefully better 🤭 i’m super excited for this one ngl..
— status: finished
— taglist: closed
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profiles 1 | profiles 2
1. fuckass job and bf worries
2. 40 dollars?!
3. kicked out (half smau/half written)
4. easy forgiveness
5. victim of bad boyfriendism
6. where’s the apology?
7. a fool in love
8. he’s a sim now!
9. scary stares
10. surprise dinner (fully written)
11. sensing something... ah yes, jaemrina
12. the long awaited breakup
13. living life to the fullest and fuck chenle!
14. or maybe… don’t fuck chenle?
15. bad energy and mewing
16. the witch is coming
17. good job, genius!
18. the race (fully written)
19. nightmare wishes
20. is it the end of the world?
21. apologies are in order… oh and you’re not that bad
22. single and ready to mingle
23. yuta, the rizzler
24. yes, a date is happening!
25. stood up (half smau/half written)
26. we’ll forget about it… right? (half smau/half written)
27. hooked by why don’t we vibes
28. prince sugarplums the 5th
29. she’s not my lovergirl! / he’s not my man!
30. who want backshots?
31. his true feelings (half smau/half written)
32. send help… or maybe don’t?
33. ho is u coo?
34. find her asap
35. king of racing (fully written)
36. nothing more than a bad decision
37. no deep meaning behind it
38. oddly specific lyrics
39. jaemrina sailed!
40. talk to me, please
41. hate you & miss you
42. mission get cheny/n to make up
43. mission accomplished (fully written)
44. our sims are getting married 100%
45. my angel
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F3mb0ycoõmer sent $2000 dollars: Could you please count to five and tell me I did good?
Ramune: Who do you sick fucks think I am? Your girlfriend? Your sad poor hand that you use to jack off that small limp dick? That money isn't even enough for me to say I can stand near you.. Ugh you're all insufferable pathetic insects it almost makes me depressed.
Also Ramune: I told darling they could ask for anything and I would get it for them and they asked me for 10 chicken nuggets. TEN.
Darling: maybe 5 then?
Ramune: I JUST GOT 6K AFTER SHOWING MY ASS. YOU COULD ASK FOR A HUMAN SIZED NUGGET MADE BY GORDON RAMSEY HIMSELF.
Darling:.... 15?
#samhain talks#yandere oc#sub yandere#male yandere#yandere x you#yandere boyfriend#yandere x reader#yandere incubus#spoilers#that convo is literally me.
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[ SPENCER REID ] IT'S BASIC MATH, REALLY
cw. my continuation of unit chief!spencer reid x gen z!agent, in this installation you try to explain girl math to him [fluff.] wc. 601 (it's a small blurb)
SPENCER REID KNOWS MATH; HE HAS A PHD IN IT TO PROVE SO. But somehow you've managed to stump him (which happens more often than the genius would like to admit) with the concept of what you call 'girl math.'
It started when you walked into the small crowded bar near the Quantico building where the team had decided to meet up after a particularly satisfying arrest.
You strutted into the room in a pair of gorgeous, expensive-looking shoes, and of course, Penelope had to comment on it.
"Oh my God, Y/N," the blonde practically squealed as she pulled you into a hug, "You look even more gorgeous than usual—I love, love, love those shoes!"
You let out a soft laugh as you joined the rest of the team at the table with a quick greeting. "Thanks, Pen, they were actually pretty cheap," you reply, "I got 'em at Bloomingdales."
"Really?" JJ asked, joining in on the conversation, "Were they having a sale?"
"Nope, but they were only $156," you answer.
Spencer raised his brows in surprise, "You think $156 is a cheap price for one pair of shoes?"
"Mhm," you hum as you take a drink that Luke hands you, "It's girl math."
"Come again?"
"Girl math," you clarify, standing closer to him so that he can hear you over the loud music.
Spencer leans towards you instinctively, genuinely curious about whatever 'girl math' was.
"So, basically, these shoes cost $156, right?" you say as he nods along, "But they're comfortable and cute, plus they go with like four different outfits, which means I'll be wearing them a lot. In the coming month, I'll probably wear them, like, 10 maybe 15 times. Which means that they actually only cost me around 10 to 15 dollars—you know, if you divide 156 by the amount of times I wear them."
"But you don't pay for the shoes in installments," Spencer replied in confusion, "And your shoes aren't a car, the amount you walk in them doesn't depreciate their value like mileage would a car."
You shrug as you take another swig of your drink. "But this way, I make myself feel better about spending $156 on shoes," you reply with a grin.
"So it's a form of consolation?" he replied with a small grin playing on his lips.
You roll your eyes as you give him a soft shove, "Shut up, Dr. Reid."
Spencer lets out a laugh at your playful eye roll.
"Well, either way, you do look nice in them," he said.
"You sayin' I don't usually look nice?" you teased, leaning even closer to him.
The close proximity suddenly made him realize the rest of the team had magically vanished from the table.
(Luke and Penelope had managed to drag JJ and Emily to the dance floor, while Matt, Tara, and Rossi were making conversation with the bartender.)
"Silence, really, doc?" you continued, feigning a hurt expression, "I'm hurt."
"I—I—What, no!" Spencer quickly replied, turning back to you, "That's not what I—what I mean was you look nicer than usual—not that you don't usually look nice or anything—"
You laughed, throwing your head back just a little, as you stopped him from digging himself an even deeper grave. "Calm down, Spence, I was joking."
You put down the now empty glass and grabbed his arm. "C'mon, you need to loosen up, let's dance."
Spencer let you drag him to the dance floor, where he pointedly ignored JJ and Emily's surprised faces as well as Luke and Penelope's eyebrow wiggles.
He was never going to hear the end of this.
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i dont like to talk about self-diagnosis because i dont enjoy people making assumptions about me, my illnesses, and my diagnostic status. but i will say:
i have self diagnosed and gone on to be medically validated with an official diagnosis. multiple times actually. i was never wrong about my self-diagnoses.
however, i have been misdiagnosed by professionals FIVE TIMES. and let me tell you, a professional diagnosis being wrong is far more harmful than a self-diagnosis being wrong.
if your self diagnosis is wrong, maybe you used the wrong language or put yourself in a box or now feel invalid and whatnot. but if your professional diagnosis is wrong, it can lead to abuse, medical trauma, panic attacks, issues with medication, even suicide.
i was misdiagnosed with BPD when i was 15 by a psychologist that i spoke to for hardly even 10 minutes. this diagnosis was based on my parent's description of my reactions to abuse, and the diagnosis was used to validate and excuse their abuse.
i was misdiagnosed with MDD when i was 12 and put through several different types of anti-depressants. we never found anything that worked, because it was actually ADHD and dissociation, but i did end up with panic attacks and insomnia all throughout middle/highschool!
when i self-diagnosed with autism however, it saved my life. it took me out of active suicidality because i was able to finally able to accept myself after years of feeling like i am just "being a person wrong". i had the knowledge to accomodate for myself and the language to advocate for myself. this was life changing. even if i was wrong, which i wasnt, i dont see how it couldve caused any harm.
my opinions on self-diagnoses arent black and white, and im not entirely settled on them either, but i do think this is important to understand. doctors and psychologists are not all knowing. we live in a time where we can access thousands of dollars worth of university level education on the internet, even the same exact resources medical students use. plenty of people are capable of interpreting themselves and that information to come to a conclusion about what they are experiencing and what might help.
sure, self-diagnosis might be biased. but a professional is most likely going to be just as biased, and possibly less aware of it. its just silly to use bias as a primary argument when it is an inescapable feature of human psychology. there is a reason ADHD is underdiagnosed in women. there is a reason anxiety disorders are underdiagnosed in men.
an incorrect self-diagnosis wont take away resources or your space in your comminities. but professional misdiagnosis can cause real damage.
(i am not trying to fear-monger about professional diagnosis, moreso responding to the fear-mongering surrounding self-diagnosis)
#self diagnosis#psych critical#actually mentally ill#self diagnosed autism#anti psych#anti psychiatry#discourse tw#tw discourse#madpunk#neurodivergent#neuropunk
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