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Ngl, really missing Tin Can Tuesgays right now
#tinlightenment#tin can bros#tin can brothers#tcb#tin can tuesgay#like idk they were fun#All the streams were#I miss the silly community made just from those chats#I wish I could’ve made it to more of the streams sadly I was busy right as they were going on normally#It’s been like what? A month since it ended?#Wow a whole damn month#SPY ANOTHER DAY IS THIS MONTH :0#I can’t wait for that idk#Yall know I’ll lose my mind when I get the digital ticket#I think that’s gonna be the only one I buy a digital ticket to#I’m gonna try and see tcbob live though so those are gonna be the ones I see#sorry i’m rambling#Whoops
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It is a beautiful Independent Bookstore Day and I am a grieved goblin on a book-buying ban 👿
#godzilla reads#independent bookstore day#indie bookstore day#booklr#book blog#not doing well yall#I need to buy books but I can’t
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There being a super rare blue moon tonight, August 19th, isn’t a coincidence. That’s just our Jjong showing up to support Taemin’s comeback 🌕💎
#shinee#jonghyun#taemin#jongtae#super blue moon#ultimate taemint#king of the taemin fanclub#yall really think jjong would sit ideally by during a taemin comeback???#his taemin worshipping ass would never#and of course he’s gotta do it in the most dramatic way possible#he’s such an aries#plus it’s a super BLUE moon#jjong just HAD to brag that he’s got the biggest lightstick out of all of us#on the day taemin released his official lightstick too#can’t buy his own so he’s gotta improvise
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Did you hear that before kc was canon Forwood was going to have a spin off in Chicago. I would want that but knowing Caroline she would be trifling (with anyone that gives her attention) and tyler deserves better
I’ve heard about that Lol. I’m glad it didn’t happen so much of Tyler’s character is wrapped in Forwood and Klaus slavery… and I know the concept was pre-kc but unless they had plans to write Tyler like a character and not a toy for Caroline’s happiness then it should’ve been kept anyway. Knowing how close Michael Trevino and Candice King are I’m sure they would’ve been down for that. Candice never seemed like the biggest KC stan to me. Michael is spoken for. As much as fans talk about how Leah, Phoebe and Danielle were harassed by shippers. Michael got that relentless backlash first.
The writers never would’ve kicked Caroline off the screen for anything because she is their favorite but it would’ve been helpful if Caroline could have saw the things Tyler was seeing with the other werewolves who were oppressed like him. Let Tyler talk about how that abuse from his father impacts why he fights for others like him. As much as Tyler gets dragged for that season 1 personality (and it sucked) he himself doesn’t repeats that behavior unlike some people. Michael being a MOC heavily impacted Tyler’s writing even though he’s white. Tyler being the most overhated character comes with levels of that discussion people won’t have lmao.
Yeah, knowing how Julie & co threw Caroline into many relationships it probably all would have been just another prop for Caroline’s importance as a character.
#lol i googled this topic to refresh my memory abt those articles chile not somebody saying in c’s acting woulda carried#yall give too much for her to be so one dimensional lol.#tag later#dria responds#anyway Tylena au let’s talk about that#this would work for them ☝🏽#anti tvd#there’s so much work that was done to make Caroline higher as a character that i can’t buy some stans claiming she’s the most mistreated#character when that’s farthest from true LOL. like that shit in s1 never repeats itself#anti the vampire diaries#Tyler Lockwood
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The more I learn about the car buying process the more it sounds like dealing with the fae. Don’t go alone. Don’t let their fanciful words and plentiful loopholes fool you, they don’t lie but will deceive and manipulate until you don’t know up from down. You will always lose in dealings with them, but sometimes you might gain a prize enough that it’s worth the time. Pit them against eachother and you might just get a better bargain. There are endless social rules to interaction but you’re always following a script.
#Car buying#literally this is an autistic nightmare#I can’t do this yall#This is horrible#fae#fae folk#comparisons
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happy dragon age day to all who celebrate!!
#im not buying it at launch. but i will probably buy it Soon.#i hope yall have so much fun.. i can’t wait to see everybody’s rook :’)#izzy.txt
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I need to stop looking at the dan and phil tag cause i’m so close to making an unwise financial decision
#fresh from the river#…………should i buy tickets yay or nay?#(it’s actually totally within my budget)#(i’m just scared)#dan and phil#yall tell me if it’s worth it please#i can’t decide if im gonna keep looking at spoilers or not—#psst abram. my one dan and phil mutual. i blame you for this /silly
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FANART ID BUY IF I DIDNT HAVE TO PAY FOR FUCKING SHIPPING COSTS??? DO YOU KNOW??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I COULD BUY IF THE SHIPPING DIDNT COST DOUBLE WHAT THE ART COSTS???
#i wanted to buy fanart for one of my shoes and i went onto the artist’s redbubble but the shipping was like $50 dollars even though the#prints themselves were $15#LIKE FUCK??#bro???#and then i was like maybe if add more items like stickers and other prints the shipping will go down BUT IT DIDNT#and i don’t mind spending $5-10 on shopping but fucking 50???.#FLFJAJOSFJDNKSFJDNSLSPFHSNAK IM SO MAD#i know it’s not your fault fanartists :( i love you and i’m never blaming you#i just hate that i fanta buy y’all’s stuff because in cannot spend that much money on shipping#*can’t buy yalls#ciara’s convos#*one of my shows. i’m not buying fanart for shoes😭
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literally just. was walking to leave my complex & a happened to just … run into a drug trafficker ? 😭😭😭😭
#stream#ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAJSLAKSLAK#SO FUCKING FUNNY#he said ‘do u have a rizzla?’ like no i wish :( but then he was like ‘im tryna roll a spliff before i go home’ ‘im fucking jealous !!! as u#should !!!’ & then we got chatting#IM NOSEY IDC PPL JUTS TELL ME THINGS#i was like ‘how much u move over here ‘ OZ ON OZ ON OZ KINGGGGGG#my friends make fun of me like ‘haha i bet they don’t tell u ANYTHING’ bc im a massive blabbermouth#but they forget they also spill their guts to me too like yall ain’t VICTIMS TOO#R VICTIMS TOO*#EVERYONE TELLS ME THINGS IDK IM JUST NOSEY & HONEST IDK#like i’d buy too but im BROKE rn 😭😭😭😭#also i need vapes bc i can’t deal w security being nosey anymore#i can start smoking budding again when i move i think but we’ll find out idk#i don’t think i can do bud 24/7 but i also know i need to stop using vapes bc that’s a bad bad habit lol#HE WAS PASSING THRU BC MY ACCOM DOESNT HAVE FUCKING SECURITY AT ALL#i mean security did literally drive past us 3 times & multiple employees did walk past it’s very fucking funny
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#hello hi I am so fucking burnt out 🫠 pls forgive me if I’m inactive for a bit or real fucking weird if I am here#I was supposed to have a 3 day weekend but an hour before I was done it got turned into another 6 day week soooooo 🙃#we had terrible storms yesterday and I worked with no power and then came home to no power (it didn’t come back till 8:40pm hELP)#cat had a vet appointment which ended up being super emotionally draining and upsetting#his heart disease has worsened and he’s on more medication#and though none of these things are ever set in stone it’s looking more and more likely that he won’t live as long as a typical cat#I uh thought I was okay and then just kind of completely broke down sobbing last night#and I can’t really think too hard about it without bursting right back into tears#he’s only 6 and a half and the sweetest cat and it’s not fair#trying to stay positive but I feel so bad for him#gonna love him as much as I can for as long as he’s here which is hopefully still for a long while#it’s not a dire situation it’s just the disease progressing but like it’s still hard#dealing with too much rn#we were expecting the vet bill to be about $400 but then opted to do a few extra things and it pushed it to $750 so ouch#we’re fine we had it saved but you know how it is#he expensive but he’s worth every penny <3#I also injured my knee so that’s fun- tore something in it I think#it’s not as bad as it was but it’s still painful and swollen and hard to bend#my dumbass is going hiking tomorrow despite this because it’s the first weekend that isn’t supposed to rain since like March#so as soon as I get out of work tomorrow I’m fucking off into the woods for a few hours to go be feral#probably bad for the knee but it’ll be good for the mental health#works only a half shiift tomorrow too and I’ll be done in the am so it should still feel like a long weekend#kinda bummed about it still tho#pls stop depending on me to pick up everyone’s slack kthnxbye#I’m so fucking tired 🫠#on the bright side I have next weekend requested off and it’s only gonna be a 4 day work week because of the holiday#there’s a rock and mineral show here next weekend and I am very excited#gonna buy some neat rocks hopefully 👍🏻#and assuming the weather is good next weekend and my knee doesn’t worsen I’m gonna fuck off into the woods again afterwards to be feral#gotta go rot in the woods for a bit to fix the soul; yall know how it is
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As pedantic as it may sound at this point with how many years people have called it AI, this is why I refuse to call it AI. The original name is way closer to evoking what’s actually happening; machine learning. And my go to example of what this is like is using nutrients splotches and negative substances on a surface to see how a slime mold would grow toward “food” and around “obstacles” to make better mass transit routes/test out the routes they already have. You wouldn’t call that intelligence, yet the term AI and people wanting to jump the gun on things (self driving cars, anyone?) has lead to a vicious loop of people who should know better gasing themselves up to reporters then reading poorly sourced rehashesof that reporting and subconsciously buying their own hype. And all along the way credulous people and wealthy people corporations looking to get rid of these pesky jobs the lessers are always growing about throw money after bad.
This stuff can help take in info and with trial and error we could do things like find more fossils in less time or work through what a lost language without a Rosetta Stone might be saying on archaeological finds. Everything else is depraved (especially that which involves decision making directly and/or the stealing of work is inseparable from the output like AI art)
obsessed with the fact humans successfully made computers to do math so now we are making computers worse at math
#Machine learning#idiots with money buying the hype#News being too credulous again about tech bro idiocy#It’s crazy how fast this new toll has been misused#A company was having people pay for an AI girlfriend#Lawyers and judges were letting this shit prepare for court and decide traffic cases#They let a slime mold decide cases yall#We can’t survive with idiots running all the big corporations#We can’t survive if we don’t get more democracy in order to stop the spastic scramble that is a society in the thrall of big corporations
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#it looks so inch resting but i need yall to choose for me 🕴️#i would have to buy them/borrow them bc reading e-manga does Not work for me most of the time. can’t process it#blather
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Toji with a puppy girl👀
Nah cuz puppy!reader…x wolf!toji‼️⁉️ GOODBYE YALL🫡
Alright imagine wolf cop!Toji and puppy!reader who accidentally got caught speeding and acting all fidgety and nervous when he made her roll her window down. Wolf cop!Toji’s leaning against your car door, merely asking for your driver’s license and you’re already shaking in your seat.
The first thing you did was trying to explain why you were speeding just a little, to buy some heat suppressants and Toji could see that you weren’t lying about that. Puppy girl is all sweaty, your eyes are droopy with indecipherable lust and your aromal pheromones were begging him to breed you. He is a servant of the law, supposedly having to be professional on his job, but fuck did he want to help you with your heat.
He doesn’t know the extent of his self-control and he has no interest in testing it today—so he promptly sends puppy off with a warning, he’d better not catch you speeding again.
The next time he saw puppy was a few seasons later—when he was passing by an alley on the way home from dinner with the chief. There was a little yelp of desperation, and what seemed to be someone calling for help. He could smell the scent fraught and despair, along with a familiar whiff of feminine pheromones.
Stalking into the tenebrous alleyway, he found you cowering all scared over the corner, ears back and tail between your legs as a hooded male prowled closer to you.
Without much thinking, Toji hauled the male away from you, smashing his frame against the wall before locking his hands behind his back.
The man tried to fight back but it was all simply in futile. He could try all he want but Toji would still have him subjugated under his strength. Ripping the hoodie off of him, and as his features were described; it was the serial rapist around your area.
“Oi!” he called for your attention, sobbing as you shut your thighs tight together. “Get my phone outta my pocket.”
You did as you’re told, dialling the number he chanted aloud and soon the cops were there to bring the male under custody.
“Thank you for saving me, sir,” you spoke to the intimidatingly huge wolf. And Toji returned with a terse ‘welcome’, noting the crimson blush you wore underneath your cheeks and your strong intoxicating scent; it made his head heavy and the world seemed to whirled in his sight.
“Yer’ alright?” his voice was comfortingly deep, the grizzly pitch scratching the nerves in your ears. You’re practically sweating, and acting like how you were the first time he saw you. “Why are you out here alone this late?”
“I was going to get some heat suppressants and my car was getting fixed. So I had to walk…” you embarrassingly cried. Fuck, he swore in his head, not again. The officers were busy with the rapist bastard and letting you continue your walk alone seemed unsafe. So, he’d better send you back as quickly as possible and get on his merry way home.
Or so he thought.
“Please, please, please…!” you tearily whined, rubbing yourself against his knee, nose buried deep in his neck, breathing in his manly essence. Toji was beating back a groan, your scent punching his nostrils and messing up his heartbeat. He was supposed to drive you home, and somehow you’re straddled on top of him just as he has reached your home.
“Hey—”
“It hurts s’much, sir!” you’ve balled his shirt into your fist, staring at him with those wet puppy eyes. It’s your hormones against his instincts, and he has to put himself under control no matter what. “The toys are no use, I can’t do it anymore!”
“Where’s ya suppressant?” Toji sighed as he rummaged through your bag, his thigh began to dampen and the bulge in his pants pumped against the restraints of his brief as it grew in size. You didn’t manage to buy it, did you?
“Please, save me,” your voice broke as you cried, desperation oozing out of your eyes along with your tears. He could feel your pulse through his pants and your drenched panty, and fuck were you pushing him towards the edge of his limits. “It’s just this once, please…!”
Your words were the breaking point that wrenched the very last of his self-control out of his wavering self. But rules are still rules, and he worked quickly to call his partner, instructing him to help log out of his shift system for him. You were practically all over him when the phone call ended, your little teeth nipping and licking over his saliva-coated neck.
“Bad girl,” Toji clicked his tongue, his voice was low, almost predatory with a growl. You let out a yelp when he grabbed your face, forcing your head to the side as to expose the supple skin of your neck. It wasn’t fair for you to mark him without expecting him to imprint on you. Especially when you’d let out your adorable gasps as he sunk his sharp teeth into your flesh, your skin threatening to break and blood ready to flow under the subjugation of his canines.
He would only learn more of the sound you’d make when he pressed a finger against your pulsing clit through your embarrassingly wet panty, teasing and rolling your bud until your body shook and voice begged him to touch you more.
You were all he could smell and hear, his mind and body nearly drunk off of your pheromones that bubbled into the sizzling hot air. And it took the rest of a pathetic amount of restrain left in him not to eat you whole. He would have to compromise on the honey that seemed to coat your skin, sucking and biting the sweetness off of you.
Your gasps turned to whines when he stuffed a finger into your heat, a single digit of his large enough to please your squeezing cunt. But he expected you to take more than that, stretching out your slick-dripped pussy with two of his thick fingers. Your cavern squelched as he slipped them in and out of you, your head growing heavy and your eyesight turning hazy.
“Feel so—nnh, good…!” you slurred through the pleasure that shook your nerves. Your movements did nothing but agitated the bulge in his trousers, and Toji hated being edged of all things. So he had your wrists bounded by his cuffs, your arms raised above his head and your motions then restricted to your hips as you buckled them from the tingles in your core.
Toji smirked through one of the bite he was marking on your chest when he pumped his digits in and out of your sloppy cunt faster, his thumb reaching your clit and stimulating both of them at the same time. You burst into heightened cries as you felt your orgasm coming close, your hips rolling with his thick fingers as they curled over the gummy part of your wall, your eyes rolling to the back of head as pressure started building in your core.
“Mmnh—I’m cummin’, I’m cummin’!” you repeated into a chant, your features twisting to his enjoyment as he watched you come undone from his mere fingers.
From the look of it, Toji knew you haven’t had enough. You were at the height of your heat, any coherence long melted into your innate desires to mate, for hours at least. You tried to free yourself from the cuff he’d locked you in, your eyes raking over his body down to the pumping size in his pants, a spot of pre-cum damp from your doings.
“Please, sir…” you whined through your adorable doe eyes, your craving for his cock to fill your cunt catching up to your limit. “Please fuck me.”
“That’s what I wanna hear,” Toji smirked, nipping the end of your sensitive ear, causing you to shudder from his touch. He loved the fact that he doesn’t have to ask for you to beg for him, his animalistic ego stroked by your adorable neediness.
Your eyes nearly popped out when you watched him unbuckled his belt and pulled his pants down to release his fat cock, veiny and pulsing and ready to pump you full. You were almost too eager to fit him inside of you, your hips sinking down a little too quickly. But Toji was quicker to grab you before you hurt yourself. You were already well prepared, your body releasing all the hormones necessary but still, you were built a little too small for him.
“Someone’s impatient,” Toji chuckled as you wriggled in his hold. Just as he thought, your lips paused open when he slowly sank you halfway down his length, his thick cock pushing against the wall of your tummy, a little bump from the shape of his bulging from the inside of your stomach.
The both of you swore underneath your breaths, and you threw your head back when Toji started shifting into your hips. You were so damn tight and warm and wet that his carnal need to breed hit him like a fucking truck.
His jaw clenched as he forced his whole length into your pulsing hole, your eyebrows furrowed and teeth sunk into your bottom lip from how full you felt. Your breaths left your mouth as dragged moans when Toji began to draw his hips out and into your weeping cunt, slow but deep.
His thumb drew circles upon your hardened clit once again, attempting to ease your clenching hole but it did nothing but tightened your grip around his girth. “You gotta relax, pup,” he groaned into the sultry air, and you cried as you shook your head.
“M’ can’t! Please!” you mewled, rolling your hips for the least bit of friction, itching to ease the tingle between your thighs.
“Fuck,” Toji growled as tears of frustration began forming in your eyes. You weren’t the only one starved for sex, he’s been holding on for so long just not to hurt you. But you’re an eager one, can’t even wait for his cock to start moving and you’re sniffling your tears aback. “You better not regret this,” he clicked his tongue before drawing his hips back, slamming them up into your weeping cunt.
The car shook from the force and a scream lodge itself in your throat, your pussy ached with his cock dragging against your walls, and a pulsing warmth began to swarm all over your belly. “Haah—it’s s’good!” you mumbled unsteadily, your back arching into him and eyes turning crossed.
“I need you to be, shit—clearer, sweet.”
“Your cock f-feel s’good, sir!” you could feel the way Toji twitched inside of you, his pace relentless and rough. It doesn’t take long for you to feel the crack of the pressure in your core, and your released gushed all over his lap and car seat, the scent of your essence making his head heavy.
He doesn’t stop even when your lips spewed nothing but rambles, your drool slipping down your chin and onto your marked chest. Instead, he began to fuck himself into you, harder and faster. Your thighs shook for the way his cock spurred up your insides, it was as if he was trying to bring you apart then and there.
Toji bellowed out a low growl as his nails sank into the flesh on your hips, using your body like a fleshlight and messing up your sore cunt. Your slick cavern hugged his cock tight as he twitched, the nerves on his tip dancing upon the fire of pleasure before you feel a rope of his velvety semen paint your insides white, a wave of orgasm crushing down over you soon after.
You’re too drunk and dumb off his cock to stop him, your eyes rolled to the back of your head and tongue idly lolling out. Toji had spent too much of his time enveloped in your mating pheromones, his hormones raging all over his body, twisting the levels until he was down to nothing but a hulking body of a male intending to impregnate.
Unbeknownst to you, it would take days for a wolf’s rut to wear off.
#BUNN—nsfw#toji x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#toji fushiguro#fushiguro toji#toji x you#jjk toji#toji smut#jjk men#jjk fanfic#zenin toji#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen imagines#jujutsu kaisen toji#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jjk x reader smut#anime#anime smut#smut#x reader#one shot
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Day two of the week long strike for a free Palestine and I thought I’d share my recent painting with some tips for those looking for ways to get involved that can’t attend an in person event.
🍉Disrupt- Call/ email your representatives. Jam the phone lines with demands for an immediate ceasefire, aid to be allowed into Gaza, and an end to the occupation.
🍉With your money- do not spend this week. If you find yourself in dire need of something, try to buy it locally instead of from a corporation and absolutely no spending on non-necessities. Look into mutual aid programs near you. Beyond the strike, keep the boycotts going. Look for Palestinian businesses to support. Shop local over corporate as much as you can. Research your bank, see where they invest. If you find your money going to oppressors, move your money out of there and close the account. Send e-sims to Gaza. Look into Project Olive Branch.
🍉 Social Media: boost Palestinian voices and refrain from engaging with unrelated content. Share information. Engage with pro-Palestinian content to help fight the algorithms. This week, refuse to post or engage with any content that is not about Gaza.
Remember: these are just a few ways of getting involved if you can’t attend an in person event. You do not have to do all of them!!
Edit~ I’ve seen some truly disturbing reblogs to this painting and I just want to say that being anti-genocide should not be a controversial thing and if you feel it is, you’re on the wrong side of history. To all the lovely people just doing what you can to help, sending yall love!! I’m also just a person in a country whose reps are disappointing me greatly, looking for ways to be helpful.
#free palestine#free gaza#palestine#artists against apartheid#art#illustration#my artwork#artists for palestine#lochdesmonsterart
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Bangchan As Your Boyfriend
Bangchan | Minho | Changbin | Hyunjin | Han | Felix | Seungmin | Jeongin
Contains Smut 🩵
•He’s such a cute, giggly, bushy mess. He’s so giddy about everything.
•Finds everything you do just so damn cute.
•One of his favorite things is when you get to talking about something you love.
•The way you’re so excited about it just makes him smile while listing.
•The sparkle in your eyes just makes his heart do flips.
•Another thing he absolutely just melts at is you in his clothes.
•He finds it so cute and attractive just seeing you in his shirts/hoodies.
•The day he finds you all curled up in bed in his hoodie snuggling up to his pillow.
•Ugh man feels like his heart is on fire.
•He’s such a sweet Clingy man.
•Wants to always be touching you in some way.
•Is he slightly possessive or is he just doing loving boyfriend things?
•The answer is yes. Yes to both.
•He always has a hand on you. Either on your thigh, holding your hand, touching your arms. Anything.
•He’s very thoughtful.
•Remembers all the things you tell him.
•So when he’s traveling and sees your favorite animal, snack or favorite character in that one show you guys binge watched.
•He’s buying it for you.
•Speaking of buying things.
•Loves buying you both matching clothes.
•Finds it so adorable.
•He’s getting you both a whole wardrobe of couple outfits.
•Just loves showing you off.
•Talks non-stop about you.
•”y/n loves those!” “Omg those are y/ns faves!”
•“Y/n and I come here all the time” “y/n did this funny thing today”
•Plans out time for his schedule to make sure he has time to spend with you.
•Does in fact cry when he’s away from you for too long.
•He gets you to wear one of his hoodies for a while before leaving so he can snuggle it.
•Also cries into that.
•He’s just so head over heels for you it hurts being away for so long.
•When he does eventually come home.
•He’s all over you.
•You’re not leaving his sight for at least a week straight.
•He’s gonna be glued to you.
•Arms wrapped around you.
•Telling you how much he missed you. How much he wants to take you to the places he was.
•Giving you all the things he found for you.
•Also apologizing for leaving you for so long.
•Which you always playfully smack him telling him
•“I don’t mind, I knew when we started dating this would happen. At least at the end of everything you come back to me.”
•Your words always bringing tears to his eyes.
•Mans has a whole folder of songs he’s made for you.
•There’s some he’s shown you but a lot are special.
•For special occasions like birthdays/anniversaries.
•He also has a whole folder of pictures/videos of you.
•A lot. A LOT. Of unflattering ones.
•Has those saved in a special folder so you can’t delete them.
•He thinks they’re cute but you think they’d be perfect blackmail material.
•He really enjoys your input on things.
•Music, style, life. He really likes to hear what you have to say.
•Always checks up on you, just simple “did you eat today?” Or “Did you drink water?”
•Sends the sweetest good morning texts
•And you know something?
•The spark yall have never dies.
•The longer you date, the more he knows he’s gonna marry you.
•He falls more and more in love with you every day.
•Truly heart eyes for you constantly.
•Chan is really just the best, he’s so caring, compassionate and just.. the man you want forever with.
•And nothing would make you happier than to spend that forever with him.
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•As loving as he is normally that transfers to love making.
•And that’s what it is.
•Love making.
•He’s so sensational, and passionate.
•You both definitely sit down and talk about what you both like.
•Chan always wants to make sure you’re comfortable.
•But god does he just lose control sometimes.
•His mind goes as he’s fucking you.
•He looks like a dog with his tongue basically hanging out.
•The noises he makes are so hot-
•This man’s vocal on a daily you think he’s not in bed?
•If he’s not making noises he’s talking.
•Big into talking.
•”Baby, you feel so good” “ah you’re taking me so good”
•”My love your milking my cock-“ “you’re so good for me baby”
•Ugh-
•Definitely loves interlocking hands.
•He can get a little rough sometimes.
•Spanking, Choking, hair pulling, probably has a daddy kink.
•I said what I said.
•We all know he does-
•He’s such a softy though.
•Soft dom for sure
•Always. Always makes sure you cum.
•You could have been an absolute brat.
•And yeah he’s gonna punish you but honestly.
•He’s gonna let you cum.
•Even if he says he won’t.
•He will.
•He always does.
•Also listen-
•This man’s going down on you often.
•So often.
•He just can’t get over how you sound.
•Can’t get over how you look when his tongue is lapping at your hole.
•Really just drives him crazy.
•So much aftercare. Ugh dude-
•Cleans you up, cuddles you, gets you a snack and a drink.
•”You did so well baby” “it’s ok baby I’m here I’m not going anywhere ever. I love you”
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Yall imagine a batfam vlogger au.
Like Steph just posts videos of her and the batfam dicking around and posts it to YouTube. She doesn’t have a set schedule or anything but because she includes the Wayne’s in the thumbnail/title she gets picked up by the algorithm and blows up.
Sometimes she’ll post all of them having a pool day and edit Bruce as a lifeguard every time he yells “no running!” Or she used Bruce’s credit card to buy a mermaid tail and does a whole h2o bit. Just them having fun.
They get a whole bunch of edits like “Dick fixing his hair for x mins straight” or “Alfred being a mom for x mins straight” or “Steph and Cass being girlfriends for x mins straight” etc.
But then lo and behold Bruce goes missing as Batman. They put a community post up saying that they’re going to stop posting indefinitely as they grieve. During this time, there’s a whole new genre of edits/compilations of Bruce being good dad, some of his sillier moments. And it’s really comforting for the batfam.
And then Breaking News!! Bruce Wayne has been found and is alive! And then it becomes a meme of “I can’t wait for Steph’s new vlog to come out.” And sure enough a couple weeks later Steph posts a vlog titled “he lived bitch.” That goes viral.
It opens with the kids singing “the dad came back the very next day. The dad came back, we thought he was a goner!” As Bruce eats his breakfast trying to act annoyed. There’s just a lot of memes and jokes about it because that’s how they cope lol.
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