#mayans mc incorrect quotes

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: Would you slap EZ-

Angel: Yes.

Y/N: I didn't even finish!

Angel: Sorry, continue.

Y/N: Would you slap EZ for 10 dollars?

Angel: I would do it for free.

EZ: Rude...

[xxrouxx]

Mayans MC Incorrect Quotes 10/?

[thegirlwhowritesfics]

Bishop: “I’m leaving you in charge while I’m gone” 

Angel: “I’m your man!” 

Bishop: “You’ll need to not do anything stupid or dangerous” 

Angel: “I’m kind of your man....”

Bishop: “And you’ll need to keep everyone else out of trouble” 

Angel: “You need a new man” 

[incorrectdramionequotes]

Draco: Well, there’s nothing really to say except that I’m a bloody idiot.

Hermione: You’re one of the smartest people I know.

Draco: Well, I know everyone you know, Granger. The bar’s pretty low.

[gustingirl]

Danny: Well, there’s nothing really to say except that I’m an idiot.

Josh: You’re one of the smartest people I know.

Danny: I know everyone you know, Josh. The bar’s pretty low.

[incorrectseblainequotes]

Sebastian: Well, there’s nothing really to say except that I’m an idiot.

Blaine: You’re one of the smartest people I know.

Sebastian: I know everyone you know, Killer. The bar’s pretty low.

[incorrectjumanji]

Martha: Well, there's nothing to really say except that I'm a bloody idiot.

Bethany: You're one of the smartest people I know.

Martha: Well I know everyone you know, Bethany. The bar's pretty low.

[teamcardenas]

JD: How we lookin' ?

Clayton: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

[northamlet]

jax: this is vengeance

tig: this is justice

chibs: this is advocacy

bobby: this is perseverance

juice: ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo number 5

[super-marvel-dc]

Angel: Guess what number I'm thinking of.

Y/N: 420?

Angel: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

EZ: *Sighs knowingly* 69.

Angel: Yeah it was 69.

[xxrouxx]

Mayans MC Incorrect Quotes 9/?

[thegirlwhowritesfics]

Incorrect Mayans Quote

Angel: “That would go against my moral compass.” 

Tranq: “Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Reyes”

[emilysraincoat]

No one:

Miguel:

[super-marvel-dc]

EZ: Uh, so tell me what exactly happened?

Angel: *Sighs* Y/N and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

EZ: What did you do?

Angel: Me? Nothing. But they chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Y/N: *Walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?!

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: I love you.

Coco: Are you talking to me or your pizza?

Y/N: *Stops talking to the pizza* If I say you will it make you feel better?

Coco: Yes.

Y/N: Ok, I love you, Coco.

Coco: Yeah, I feel better now.

Y/N: Good. Now give me another slice of the love of my life.

Coco: ...

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: Why doesn't Angel find me sexy when I bite my lip?

EZ: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Y/N: *Bites lip*

EZ: ...

EZ: Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?