#incorrect greta van fleet quote

[incorrectgvfquotes]

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Josh: Shit.

Jake: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Sammy: OH MY GOD DANNY FELL OFF!!!

[heykoonsy]

Danny: You have a beautiful smile.

Sam: Thanks.

Danny: Wanna come upstairs and show me what else that mouth can do?

Sam: You want me to complain?

[gustingirl]

Josh: *exists*

Everyone, Absolutely Everyone: I am OBSESSED with this funky little guy.

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

Jake: *has acquired baby by whatever meens you see fit*

Jake: gotta get the powder- *spills the baby powder on the baby* OOH SHIT... well goddanm... oh lord, SIT UP *picks up the baby* JESUS *laughs*... we got the rest of our lives together, girl

[incorrectgvfquotes]

Josh: I think we're missing something.

Jake: Teamwork?

Sammy: Cohesion?

Danny: A general sense of what we’re doing?

[gustingirl]

Danny: why does Sam look so upset?

Jake: he did a ‘which Greta Van Fleet member are you?’ quiz

Danny: who did he get?

Josh: me

[gustingirl]

Sam: Do you want a tarot reading

Josh: Those are pokemon cards

Sam: You got a magikarp

Josh: …

Sam: it means you fucked up

[gustingirl]

Josh: Hey. HEY!! Everyone stop arguing. Come on, hug it out. Hug it out!

GVF: *reluctant group hug*

Jake: Alright, who just took my wallet?

Sam: Sorry.

[gustingirl]

Sam: You are my best friend in the whole world. We share a toothbrush.

Danny: [looking repulsed] We do?

[gustingirl]

Sam: hold on, where did your freckles go?

Danny: oh, they fade during the winter

*20 minutes later*

Sam *punching the snow*: give. him. his. freckles. back. you. stupid. bitch.

[gustingirl]

Josh: looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

San: Yeah yeah ADHD we all have it

[gustingirl]

Josh: so tonight I was thinking we could play Chinese checkers and say all the things we like about each other

Kidnapper, crying: your brothers paid the ransom 3 days ago, please go home

[gustingirl]

please laugh

bonus:

[gustingirl]

in compesation for the lack of posting

[gustingirl]

Jake: oh sh¡t a Cockroach!

Danny: Can someone please take off their shoe and kill it !?

Sam, takes his shoe off and kills it with his barefoot:

Jake: NOOO0O0

Danny: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT-

[gustingirl]

Danny: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!!

Sam: *struggling to hold a seagull* fucking say that then!!