#incorrect greta van fleet quote

[gustingirl]

Danny: why does Sam look so upset?

Jake: he did a ‘which Greta Van Fleet member are you?’ quiz

Danny: who did he get?

Josh: me

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Josh: Shit.

Jake: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Sammy: OH MY GOD DANNY FELL OFF!!!

[heykoonsy]

Danny: You have a beautiful smile.

Sam: Thanks.

Danny: Wanna come upstairs and show me what else that mouth can do?

Sam: You want me to complain?

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

Jake: *has acquired baby by whatever meens you see fit*

Jake: gotta get the powder- *spills the baby powder on the baby* OOH SHIT... well goddanm... oh lord, SIT UP *picks up the baby* JESUS *laughs*... we got the rest of our lives together, girl

[gustingirl]

Danny: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!!

Sam: *struggling to hold a seagull* fucking say that then!!

[gustingirl]

Danny: legally you can't do that

Sam: then I'll do it illegally

[gustingirl]

Jake: You know that voice in your head that tells you that you're doing something wrong?

Sam: You mean the one that sounds like Danny?

[gustingirl]

Danny: I need to get something off my chest.

Peaceful Army: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

[gustingirl]

Danny: is any of this legal?

Sam: I'm sure it is legal somewhere

Danny: and here?

Sam: not even remotely

[gustingirl]

Danny: *trying to wake up Josh* Don't make me get the water bucket.

Josh: You wouldn't.

Jake: *walking past dripping wet* Yes, he would.

[gustingirl]

Josh: Did you have to stab him?

Jake: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Josh: What did he say?

Jake: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Sam, nodding: That’s fair.

[gustingirl]

Manager: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch in Greta Van Fleet.

Sam: Might be? Who’s more? Who are they?

[gustingirl]

Josh: Danny, you're such a dad

Danny: What?

Danny: *carries Jake to bed and tucks him in*

Danny: *makes sure Sam puts on sunscreen no less than five times*

Danny: *absentmindedly wipes food off Josh's face*

Danny: *tears up when talking to their manager about how much the kids have grown*

Danny: I have no idea what you're talking about

[gustingirl]

Sam: “Sleepy” is so much cuter than “tired”. Everyone needs to stop saying “tired” and start saying “sleepy”.

Danny: I am so sleepy of your shit.

[gustingirl]

Jake: Sam would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Danny: Sam would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

[gustingirl]

Josh: hey, whats up?

Danny: oh nothing, just thought I'd come and see what-

Danny: this room used to have four walls

Josh to Jake: I told you he'd notice