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Blaine: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe of who I am now.

Sebastian: 13 year old me wouldn’t think I’d get this far.

Hunter:… I’d fight 13 year old me.

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Sebastian: I am, hands down, the most responsible person on the warblers.

Blaine: … You set our kitchen on fire.

Sebastian: And I take full responsibility for that!

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Blaine: You disgust me.

Sebastian, eating a kitkat sideways: I realise this and don’t care.

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Blaine: Time to get serious. Sebastian, put on your game face.

Sebastian:

Blaine: Not your gay face, your game face.

Sebastian: They’re the same face.

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Blaine: Your honour, I would like to plead guilty and request the death penalty.

Sebastian: This is a parking ticket fine.

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Sebastian: I don’t like bugs, okay! They freak me out.

Blaine: Interesting… You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

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Jeff: For the love of god, just tell Blaine you have feelings for him.

Sebastian: Jokes on you, I’m an atheist.

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Blaine: Nothing in life is free.

Jeff: Love is free!

Thad: Adventure is free.

Wes: Knowledge is free.

Sebastian: Anything is free if you take it without paying.

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Jeff: What’s your biggest fear?

Sebastian: I don’t have one.

Hunter: What if someday you wake up and find out that Blaine is taller than you?

Sebastian: Maybe I have one fear.

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Sebastian: Your dad only gives you $8 a month?

Blaine: He’s afraid if he gives me more I’ll buy a bus ticket and leave him.

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Blaine: If poison goes bad, is it more or less poisonous?

Sebastian: Please just go to sleep.

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Sebastian: *studiously doing homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Blaine, upside down on the bed: Do you think stars have feelings?

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Blaine: All I’m saying is, My Little Pony is a great show!

Sebastian: Sure, if you’re six.

Blaine: I have a lot to learn about friendship, okay!

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Blaine: I’ve never encountered a problem that can’t be solved by a spontaneous musical number.

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Sebastian: I’ll have a vodka.

Blaine: Sebastian, this is McDonalds.

Sebastian: Okay, a McVodka. And supersize it.

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Sebastian: I don’t know how to tell you this… but you’re in love with me.

Blaine: What?

Sebastian:

Blaine: Oh my god, I am!

Wes, watching from afar: What- What kind of confession did I just witness?

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Blaine: The time to act is now. Wink wink.

Sebastian: Don’t say “wink wink.” Just wink.

Blaine: Oh, sorry.

Blaine: Wink.