#maya. if i told you that.
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aarontveit · 28 days ago
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AARON TVEIT as CHRISTIAN MOULIN ROUGE! THE MUSICAL
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doydoune · 1 year ago
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it's the year of our lord 2023 and I'm only now learning about Phoenix's and Maya's baker era
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pov: you're living your best life making bread and a Lego figurine bursts into your bakery and now you have to prevent a girl from being burned alive as a witch
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thunderpetal · 4 months ago
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Sometimes two characters don’t need to kiss on screen for it to be blatantly obvious they want each other, and in the case of maya and claudine, I think performing an 10 minute extended swordfight with intense homoerotic undertones using faust and mephistopheles as a metaphor including multiple costume changes, romantic/wedding imagery, calling each other beautiful, passionately yelling ‘for me there is you’ in sync while surrounded by roses, promising to continue to be partners and rivals again and again for eternity even if they are physically separated, all done to the music of a gorgeous classical symphony tribute with really gay lyrics that was supposed to be titled ‘a beautiful person, or a love song?’ until that second bit was forcibly cut, and doing it all IN FRONT OF THEIR CLASSMATES who get a front row scene to this incredibly gay shit???
Yeah I think it kind of gets the point across pretty well
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mosspodge · 2 months ago
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a while back @okartichoke did that whole korok godot bit and i said i wanted to change my header to that image but i loved katamari damacy too much and uh. uhhh
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godotmari…
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feat. my rendition of that goofy image
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bonus close up + fey cousin katamari guys,,, i think their heads would be their magatamas
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apolaskiart · 2 months ago
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oh so lady strahdanya did not just get sister-zoned, she got ELDER sister-zoned. To the people in this courtroom, I would like to argue that maybe she DID deserve to conquer Barovia.
Also I'll be typing it here, but my favorite characters are honestly Clayton "I don't care, your roll is now *insert low number*" Azran and Kana "I GOT A NATURAL 20" Soyokaze.
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djevelbl · 2 months ago
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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around
Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--
#yea so im cooking chat#can you SEE the vision#phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it#clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged#something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other#uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh#what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics#in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that#(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology#maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on#she's having the time of her life#maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him#he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways#the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle#i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant#mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly#also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english#just.#imagine it#phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea#anyway#demon rambles™#ace attorney#ace attorney phoenix wright#clownpierce
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tukkiwing · 10 months ago
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redrew an oc in jax scenes
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lacallemojada · 2 years ago
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Hey, can you cover me at desk duty for a sec?
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mischiefbuckley · 5 months ago
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how TMZ is still in business after everything they have done is beyond me at this point!!! fair warning to anyone don’t open that TMZ article it shows images that should have never been shared to the public and after everything even in rest Liam deserves the decency of some respect.
also would like to just point out that yes his death was very tragic and obviously everyone will mourn it differently, but none of his past girlfriends, ex-fiancés and family members deserve any hate towards them. he was a grown man who made some choices and let’s not forget he was abusive towards his relationships, so yes completely and totally fine to mourn him, but also acknowledge what this means to different people like everyone is going to take this news differently and it’s just an odd day in general so don’t be an asshole is what I’m trying to get at if that makes sense
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pimento-playing-hopscotch · 4 months ago
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#so here’s the thing-#and I am in awe of anyone who watched that episode who took those crumbs#and they were indeed literal crumbs and accepted it#but that doesn’t change the fact that we were robbed- and not just robbed#but the clip of Maya Rudolph at the Emmys this year where she pronounces robbed as ROB-BA-DAH#like explaining it here does no justice but I promise you it’s amazing#but we were told this is a big Tarlos episode#this would have a scene they couldn’t believe they got on tv- better than the second episode we were told#but this is the big Tarlos addresses their problems episode#and here’s what we got- one scene of them in therapy- almost all of which was released as a preview#like the only thing missing was the dinner scene#and also it’s unfair to say it’s such steamy scene when it goes nowhere because someone falls asleep#and the lack of context we have been given - it would have been better to jump right from the premiere to this one#because we were given nothing outside of the premiere to think they would do this#because the show doesn’t take the time to let us see these problems outside of one episode#like honestly this isn’t about TK or Carlos#because yes it’s like these issues aren’t easily fixed#but these issues should be addressed and especially since Carlos doesn’t seem like he would want to do this#and we’re told this in the 120 seconds we see of them in therapy#that it would be worthwhile to take the time to explain how they got there#but to say this is a big Tarlos episode - and their therapy scene is over before the title card#and to not see them together at all before they resolve everything#like we deserved more#we were told we were getting more#like to each and every fanfic writer out there let me grab you by the shoulders and tell you this#I wish you had written this season. I really do.#becuase the ones who did- they didn’t deserve to tell this beautiful couples story if they were going to be so careless with it#911 lone star#tarlos
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persephoneflouwers · 4 months ago
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There's this one account on here who keeps saying liam deserved it because "he was an abuser who made no attmepts to be better. this is proven by his last act of not paying the sex workers"
and now it is in records that his money was withheld. the hookers are issues warrants because apparently they're not disclosing who actually called them.
all else aside, i hope that so called rational fan burns in hell.
The fact that people believed the early, messy informations tells a lot about their critical thinking skills.
The fact that they believe anything coming from media/web sites tells a lot about their critical thinking skills.
Send me their @ so I can block, please.
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uc1wa · 1 year ago
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hiii! my dear friend maya sells pins that she’s drawn and they are so pretty!!! i demand you all to go check out her accounts and etsy naow because she’s the sweetest ever and is also the best artist known to man me thinks. support my bestie or you shall perish for not supporting sweetheart small businesses (srs)
also i love u maya thank you for drawing me my baby iwa (cries rips my hair out) and sexy beefy jason mmmppphhhh. I LOVE MY LITTLE GUY WAHHH.
@ophanimgold @nightjarwings
etsy link!!
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louisliamforever · 17 days ago
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bluebellhairpin · 1 year ago
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Let's play a game. Is the reason I have only *just* seen an ad for Echo because of my Marvel fatigue? Or because of racism?
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buck2eddie · 2 years ago
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me reading @anxieteandbiscuits new fic
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exhaustedleaves · 2 years ago
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I don't know if @vaultgirl2077 is getting entertained by this strike of tags but I'm too deep into it to stop now
Kay's superpower against tickling comes in handy because besides the spots where he lost feeling, he's VERY sensitive, fastest way for Maya to win any combat training (◔u◔)
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