#mature i guess

[the-phantom-peach]

Out of the Four Swords Links, who would be considered the oldest sibling?

Personally, I always saw vio as the oldest and red as the youngest so I just followed that for my FS links! ^^

[christy-f]

Feeling like complaining a little rn so here:

Can people

1) stop reblogging art/sculptures with very visible pussies/dicks without putting a mature content warning on it? I don't want to see that and I keep getting it on my dash bc I follow #art

2) can people pwease reblog my goddamn art 🥺👉👈

[bunnieswithknives]

I feel bad for neglecting Hazel so much, I do have many thoughts about her.. and also a mermaid au that im probably not going to do anything with

[mortysmith]

eye color hcs

[majinbangus]

I don't have a blog dedicated to Simon so I'm leaving this here, but-

Simon literally acting like a cat by giving you loving kisses here and there, but then randomly biting you just because he felt like it was being too nice. And he wanted to hear you squeal. He always takes you off guard, you never know when he's gonna strike, so you have to be cautious each time you kiss him or pet his hair when he's resting on your thigh, he'll nip when you least expect it before going back to acting docile to get your guard lowered again.

It's fun for him to terrorize you a little in this harmless (for the most part) way. He likes it when you eye him with suspicion before it melts away in satisfaction when he doesn't bite, but then morphs into pouty betrayal when he does. You don't complain, though. It's endearing, and no matter how much you cry out in indignation from his bites, you're soothed by the way he kneads your thighs or stomach (sometimes boobs) like a cat would- grabbing, squeezing, and pressing in an alternating pattern.

And that's not just for you (it's actually entirely for him), kneading helps calm him down. Treating you like a stress ball. Like a toy almost. You're his territory to bite and scratch, but also knead and snuggle, and because he has a similar mindset to a cat, that means he can do whatever he pleases to you. Just don't call him kitty. You did once and paid the price for it (he didn't let you come for a week, and he bit you a little harder than normally).

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SHIT

[willpowers]

claps my hands

chilchuck is an ADULT

he should not be compared to those series that make a 1000 year old character look like they're 8

because chilchuck does have signs of aging, is shown to, in the perspective of others of his race, be maturing

it is OK to ship him with another character!

for christs sake his kids are also considered grown adults

it sucks cause like, real life people with developmental disabilities get told they're never going to be able to express themselves sexually or their partners are considered evil, but they deserve to have just as much of a chance at love as others!

chilchuck acts and looks more mature than my 15 year old tall grown up looking cousin, and thats the difference! appearance shouldnt matter, chronologic age should be the only factor. not only is chilchuck older the adult age of his race, but hes also considered way over adult age in human years too!

please please just be normal about chilchuck i beg

[soma021794]

shoot your shot

[popsicle-stick]

pov the corpse you are doing an ill advised post mortem on just gets up and looks at you like this wyd

[venriliz]

did @birdietrait's random cas challenge again °-° yeah... they're quite random lol. rolls/prompts are below the cut! :]

Marius/Sim 1: punk, fantasy, blonde hair, no makeup, gap teeth Nylah/Sim 2: favorite tv show*, bratz (completely missed that one i think lol), brown hair, long hair, gap teeth Sachiko/Sim 3: cyberpunk, prom, red hair, white eyes, gap teeth

-> * ok ok ok! for favorite tv show i picked The Tribe bc i've been obsessed with the show since my early teens BUT... why have so many ppl never heard of that show? v.v it's literally so good, it's basically the first time i experienced media abt post-apocalypse/dystopia and it became my comfort tv-show to watch. °-° rant over.

[gyudons]

the hades series rubbing my bisexuality in my face -> HADES I | HADES II

[beetlebabber]

UPD8

ON THE PHONE POPUPS

I felt the need to gif and screenshot these again but more zoomied in and straightened out bc now I have the movie in 2160p

maybe they're more detailed now idk but at least they're sorta straighter

AND THEN I attempted to cut out all the popups and straighten them out more....y'know for science

maybe I'll make edits of the individual popups idk

or if anyone wants to do that with these *cough*

[starrysharks]

hotel manager

[scuderiakarts]

something about pierre saying pre-season that working with esteban was a chance to get back to the friendship they used to have 20 years ago and now saying “it’s very formal. that’s all I can ask.” and “I know esteban won’t ask me out for dinner” and “I would not say we’re friends”

[majinbangus]

pulling a fucking NaruSasu style kiss but make it you and Soap's crotch (not as dirty as it might sound)

Picture this: you're kneeling down for some miscellaneous reason, probably working on something that requires kneeling. Let's say you're a mechanic or whatever, and Soap approaches to greet you. He stops in front of you, and you look up, smiling at the man you work with on occasion. You like him enough and you'd like to believe you're almost friends.

Neither of you thinks much of the positioning, making idle conversation, oblivious to how you're face to crotch with him.

But- but then your coworker comes out of nowhere, in a hurry for something, and bumps you in the process, yelling out an apology, but otherwise caught up in their own world. It all happens so fast that you don't really understand what's happened until it's too late.

One second you were smiling up at Soap, having a nice and lovely chat about the fucking day, and then the next, you get pushed forward, fall feeling like slow motion as the view of Soap's pants gets closer and closer until your face plants firmly against his crotch.

You're both too shocked to do anything for a solid three fucking seconds. Then-

Sputtering, you place your hands on Soap's hips and push yourself back. "I- I'm so sorry, Sergeant MacTavish!"

You haven't called him that since the first week you worked with him.

"I didn't mean to- to do that!"

"It's... it's okay, hen.. not your fault-"

You protest, shaking your head. It doesn't matter if it was your fault or not. You think you might die from- from-

"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!"

Avoiding his eyes, you attempt to stand, using your grip on Soap's hips as leverage. He moves to help you, which would be appreciated literally any other time, but alas, you can't act normally after smothering your face between his legs, even if it was on accident. Your legs forget how to work, you keep stuttering out apologies, and in your scramble to straighten up, the only thing you accomplish is tripping backward and pulling Soap with you.

Together, you go crashing down onto the floor, you on your back, and Soap sprawled over you, his full weight pressing against your body and a knee between your legs. You can't say anything. Just a mortified stare meeting wide blue eyes.

"I'm so sorry," you whisper after a painful few moments of silence. Loud silence.

"Uh." Soap swallows thickly, uncharacteristically flustered as he shifts his hips awkwardly off of you. "It's- it's okay..."

And that's that.

Soap stiffly gets up, offering you a hand, almost yanking your arm out of its socket when you grab it, but he let's go as soon as you're settled. Soap bids you a good day, muttering about needing to take care of something while adjusting the crotch of his pants and leaves without waiting for a goodbye. Not that you mind.

There's a silent agreement to never mention what happened again.

Sure, it's a little awkward the next few times you see each other, and yeah, you're afraid your almost friendship is ruined, but after things settle, the easy chats return and you can pretend it never happened just like you pretend you didn't feel anything twitch when you faceplanted onto his crotch and how Soap pretends his dick didn't get half-hard when you did.

[notachair]

thinking about how Sypha described Alucard like a "cold spot in a room" in S2, and Alucard showing up at the end of Nocturne S1 looking all desaturated, though yes ethereal, but also in a sense cold and ghostly, all buttoned up at the front. Sypha saying his sadness being like an icy well. And here he'd been so soft and happy by the S4 finale 😭 I'm nervous- but excited. And I fear the new groupie got some walls to tear down

[om-is-ok]

Perfection: woman in suit.