#beej x lyds

[rtfics]

His face.

And his hand on Lydia's back (with the ring). Damn . . .

Damn you, Keaton. You know how to have the look of lust.

[itsawritblr]

OK . . . about this . . .

For the Beetlejuice fans who still Follow me.

I've said before that I'm biting my nails that Burton's trailers are showing us content that he's cut from the final film (this happened A LOT with Dumbo. The trailers were better than the movie.) I've worried that the sequel will be less Shippy than it seems right now.

However . . .

I've heard from some that the sequel -- and don't quote me on this -- is Burton's reply to the musical.

Tim Burton had absolutely nothing to do with the musical (unlike the animated series, which he helped with and even supervised a lot of). He doesn't own the rights to Beetlejuice; Warner Brothers does. So WB hired playwrights who had their own agendas.

Friends of mine, actors and other creatives who regularly work on Broadway, say that, despite the producers' and actors' begging (particularly Brightman), both Burton and Michael Keaton refused to see the musical. Word was they hated how the story was rewritten, especially Beej.

I was told that if the sequel seems determined to make Beej x Lyds canon, it's very intentional. That Tim Burton and Michael Keaton "want to set the record straight."

And it may be that some fanfic reading was involved at some point. Maybe.

[beetlejuicexlydia]

ohhhh my goddddd thoughts are being thunk rn

[deadly-vu-cosplay]

This movie, made me re-ignite my love for these characters.

And I used to ship adult Lydia with Beej and omg.

I cant believe this ship got its crumbs in the new movie with adult Lydia, I absolutely love it.

Also; be aware, the art down here is the shippy version not censured. It is not +18 but I figured people might not enjoy the shippy version 🫶✨

[itsaship-literally]

They have history - a complicated one but it’s still history.

[cxtxphile]

"And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. I'm batshit for ya, Babes. Straight. Up."

this one deserves its own post, i like it too much to leave it on a general one. close ups of both beej and lyds are under the cut 🖤

[obsessive-ego]

Body lotion

Nsft

Musical Beetlejuice x reader

Reader has a vagina, non specific gender stuff other then that

Beej uses your body lotion to masterbate

Ever since you met the ghost with the most he has been very pushy about wanting to be apart of your life, even from the day the two of you met, it all happened so fast, Lydia, the step daughter of a family friend, locked you in the basement where beej was waiting to 'greet' you, he screamed in you face and you slugged the guy and he's been glued to you side ever since, eagerly barging into your home and dubbing himself your roommate, a roommate who doesn't pay rent, though beetlejuice prefers to call himself a trophy husband, whatever, it didn't matter, despite his awful faults the demon was great company, he made you laugh, he shared an intrest in movies, and, though you'd never admit it, he was quite handsome, in his own awful way.

Beetlejuice had spent the night prior, crashing on your couch, watching your movies, he appeared in your little home saying how Chucky and D-train wanted a date night and how he's a bad influence, so the maitlands were babysitting Lydia, and now he's your problem wink wink, though you didn't mind, it was nice to have someone around.

...

"i’m heading to work, you want me to text lyida to summon you back? or?" you trailed off slipping on your sneakers

"Nah, i think i'm cool here, you got way better movies and video games, plus lyd's is at school dummy" he chuckles “no matter how hard i push she wont take me with her”

"I wonder why" you roll your eyes, as much as a trouble maker Lydia was, I guess even she had limits. "Well okay, i guess i'll see you later then, bye"

"See ya toots" Beetlejuice gives a half hearted wave as he lays on your couch, not really looking up from his position, you don't think much of his lazy behavior and scoop up your bag and head out.

The clunk and click on the other side of the door was all the signal the demon needed that you locked up and were off "finally, it's been a while since i was alone here" he stretched "lets have some REAL fun" the ghoul cracks his knuckles and floats to your bedroom

The room you were very vocal about not wanting him in there without you, oh how It broke the poor demon's heart you didn't trust him enough to be alone with your bedroom secrets, but you were a way, and he was here, and well, what you don't know wont hurt ya. Your room was a fine mix between messy and tidy, bed unmade and a few clothes on the floor. Beetlejuice wasn't sure what he was looking for, just snooping, you didn't seem like the type to have a diary, but a vibrator, maybe. and that thought was enough to inspire a search party, the idea of finding something so naughty and personal made the demon drool, patches of magenta begin shining through his hair

Beetlejuice started with your desk drawers, then checking under the bed, in the bed sheets, maybe you used it last night and couldn't be asked to put it away, but nothing was found. "come on babes, i know ya got something good in here" he groaned, you were an adult, you HAD to have something naughty to relieve stress with.

he tried his luck at the dresser, nothing much of interest aside from some cute pairs of panties he pocketed for later use, they all looked the same, you wouldn't notice, he was starting to get upset, red streaks started to replace the magenta in his hair,

Frustrated with the results of this search, beetlejuice slammed the dresser drawer shut, a bottle of body lotion topples off and hits the floor with a thud, squirting out some white goo in the process, the demon can't help but chuckle at the obvious joke.

picking up said bottle he is immediately greeted by the strong smell of oatmeal and shea butter, the scent was so familiar and pleasant to the ghoul, it was exactly the way you smelled, he would be lying if he said he never took the opportunity to smell you when you weren't paying attention, because unbeknownst to you the demon had a crush on you, hell the day you clocked him in the jaw for scaring you was the day he knew that breather was for him, and that cute rump didn't hurt either.

his mind wandered, imagining you applying the lotion to every nook and cranny of your soft skin, fresh out of the shower, your skin soft and warm to the touch, he groaned, feeling the tightness in his pants, you wouldn't be home for hours, there was in no harm in having some fun right? and with that thought he was on your bed, bottle in hand, his pants kicked off and rocking a semi.

"doll you have no idea what you do to me" he groans squritng a nice amount of lotion into his palm, inhaling the sent he groans "you've made me wait too long for this babes~" he shudders when the cold goop meets his cock, beetlejuice couldn't help but imagine it was your soft hands running up and down his shaft instead of his own, you'd be so good for him, jerking him off, stopping mid way and hopping on his cock, God slash Satan did he want you to ride his brains out.

"you like that babes? you're soaked for me huh? always knew you were the dirty type" he babbled his hair now a brilliant magenta buzzing with excitement, he wanted that cute little body so bad, you smelled so good, you always laughed at his jokes, treated him like a person, whats a demon supposed to do? the amount of times he had to duck out and deal with the tents you made him pitch, you were so damn stupid. every sexual pass he made was taken as a joke, fuck "come on doll, give it to daddy" he groaned, his hands picking up the pace around his throbbing cock, he could see you now, on the verge of coming undone shouting out how much you loved him and how good he makes you feel, as you bounce up and down on him while he slammed his hips up to greet you.

beetlejuice was close and he knew it, bucking harder into his hand, the image of you begging him to cum inside your 'cute little pussy' was more then enough to get him to finish, the ghoul blows his load shouting your name squirting his cum all over his thighs and hand, a pleasant sigh escapes his lips, it's been awhile since it felt that good, without a second thought he wipes his cum and lotion covered hand on your bed sheets, you wouldn't notice, something fun for him to think about later, he couldn't help but drool at the idea of his little breather sleeping in his mess, but he'll hold up on round two, at least till you're asleep, you can't blame the man from wanting a front row seat to that show.

he stretches up, retrieves his pants, and with a snap of his fingers you room was back the way you left it, aside from the little mess beej left in your sheets, before leaving the scene if the crime, the demon gives his hand a smell, then releasing a ghastly moan, the delightful aroma of you and him made his toes curl

Beetlejuice pulls a tape recording from his coat "note to self, don't yank it without y/ns lotion"  he chuckles before vanishing from your apartment.

Bonus

"Well I'm heading to bed, night BJ" you yawn getting up from your spot on the couch and heading to your room

The ghouls hair buzzes magenta with excitement, round two was on its way

Beetlejuice quickly gets up and follows after you, the ghoul presses his ear against the wall of your bedroom, excited to hear you shuffle into bed

"What is this?!" You shriek

Beetlejuice sinks, magenta fading to purple, he's done for

"Fuck!" You shout again

Beetlejuice faces his head through the wall "what's with the potty mouth babes?" He asks through gritted teeth

"My lotion bottle exploded in my bed" you whine, balling up the blanks, presumably to wash them

Beetlejuice can't believe his luck, his jaw practically drops to the floor, he left the bottle on the bed, thank God slash Satan for this luck break

The ghoul watches you switch the sheets in your bed, although a tad disappointed you won't be sleeping in his mess, but you did touch it, and that's a win he'll take♡

[swimmingclassicrockpizzawombat]

Beejie's Hearty Panties

Beetlejuice x (Gender Neutral) Reader

Warning: Fluff, NSFW super cringy and nonsensical. BAD WRITING I NEVER SAID I COULD WRITE.

So, we had a discussion of Beej's underwear on the discord channel out of the blue. Starting with @beetled-juice stating that he hc that if Beej (rarely) wears underwear it'd be stripped boxers much like his suit and me adding that I personally headcanon he has 3 kinds of boxers:

1. Striped ratty ones

2. Ones with little green beetles as a pattern

3. One with sandworms/sandy

(and ToonJuice would have one of those cheesy white with red hearts ones)

Later he suggested that MusicalJuice has this heart boxers but they changed color along with his hair and I was possessed by the inspo goblin out of nowhere and wrote... Whatever this is...

Note: I wrote it in a haze. Idk what this is or what I wrote and it may not make sense or be ooc, also I'm not good at writing smut/have never done it before (so I may or may not polish it and finish it) but the inspo gremlin possessed me and I entered a trance of writing for the past half hour and now you guys have this

Usually when it's really hot outside he'll cuddle you either by spooning you or resting your head against his chest.

And before this he will usually strip himself down to his boxers to keep you cool against his skin. He will either wear only boxers and be completely shirtless or maybe wear an oversized shit you gave him.

One time he did jokingly try to strip himself down completely (hoping to run his dick against you or just to be as close to you as possible) and yes he's a very sexual being, but... And DON'T TELL LYDS ABOUT THIS BUT... HE CAN BE SOFT TOO AND JUST WANT REGULAR CUDDLES SOMETIMES!!!

So for your sake and the sake of just wanting cuddles he will usually wear at the very least his boxers when he cuddles you. ("See Babs? I CAN be a gentleman!!!! >:(" - Beej).

~~besides, in any case that he got horny there can be something incredibly erotic about something constricting him~~

Anyways!

It was a night like this sometime ago that you first saw them.

You didn't know what you were expecting to find underneath his stripped suit the first time he striped himself down to his underwear to cuddle you. Maybe, some equally ratty and stripped boxers? Maybe absolutely nothing other than his dick like the perv he was?

And true, over time you did encounter those two things... Unsurprisingly... ("am I that predictable????" UnU).

And over time you also learned that he had a thing for boxers with patterns, you supposed he found them comforting? You recall once seeing him wearing boxers with a printed pattern of little green beetles (which you found adorable) and another time with a pair of boxers with sandworms.

(Where he got those very specific boxers you had no idea).

But the last thing you were expecting him to wear one night was STEREOTYPICAL CHEESY WHITE PANTIES WITH RED HEARTS... well not quite, the hearts were black, but they were cheesy panties nonetheless.

He caught you staring at them dumbfounded when he had first wore them in front of you.

"Like what you see, baby?"

You were still unable to talk from the shock and from trying not to laugh.

"I bet you'll like what's underneath even more, wink wink" (yes he said wink wink like the dork he is)

He said wriggling his eyebrows at you trying to look suggestive but failing and looking like a total dork instead, and you could hold it back no longer.

You burst out laughing from how ridiculous this was.

"What, can't the ghost with the most express how he feels about his little breather through his underwear?"

He started to walk towards you doing a super dorky dance.

"STOOOOP" you said trying to contain the laughter, and throwing a pillow at him. However that didn't deter him and soon he was on top of you laying little pecks all across your face and rubbing his beard across your cheek while tickling you and laughing as well.

After that the laughter eventually died out and you two settled down in bed ready to sleep (not before calling him a dork and he kissed you goodnight!). And that was that. You never payed heed to those boxers after that. He wore them a few times after but that was it...

Or so you thought.

It had been a while since that occurrence. In fact you almost forgot he even owned those boxers!

That was until one fateful night when you were cuddling in the couch and watching some random movie you both decided to put on.

You were laying on top of him, your head resting on his chest, running your fingers through his chest hair, his shirt slightly unbottoned, his sleeves rolled up, ~~how he knew you liked it~~ and his suit's blazer long forgotten, discarded somewhere else.

At some point you looked up at him.

He was engrossed with the movie and either running his fingers softly through your hair, almost massaging your head, or rubbing you back.

There was something about how peaceful he looked and how sexy handsome he was just laying there, like that.

And when you moved to adjust yourself, accidently grinding against his crotch there was something in the way he groaned that you couldn't ignore.

One thing led to another and before you knew it you were both making out on the couch and undressing each other.

You ran your fingers over him slowly caressing him and trying to kiss every spot of his body before reaching his pants.

You even left a few bites on his tummy.

You decided to follow his happy trail as you unbottoned his pants and that's when you saw them.

You took his pants down to get a better look (and he kicked them off him).

It was the same heart boxers he had worn before.

But something was different.

The hearts were now a bright pink not to mention the bulge under them.

You were a bit confused at first... Did he have more than one pair of heart panties? If do why hadn't you seen them?

Until it dawned on you

You went back to kissing his tummy paying special attention to his happy trail.

While he wriggled under you and whimpered desperately. All his body hair by now a mix of magenta and bright pink.

And when you slowly slid the boxers down ~~earning you more desperate whimpers and the ocasional "please babes"~~ you confirmed your theory that the hearts in the boxers had changed color to now match the pink of his bushy hair below.

Who would've thought even his underwear changed according to his mood? ❤️

[murkyspace]

well I hope you liked those AUs, because here’s two more that I’ve had on the backburner for months. I’ve had no motivation to write for these, despite the fact that I really like the concepts:

“Showstopper”

- Instead of banishing him, Juno rents out Beetlejuice to other demons and humans who’ve found the tools to summon him, forced to do nothing but take orders for centuries.

- When he’s not on the job, he’s forced to wear a collar that drains him of his magic before he has a chance to use it. Think of it like an inverse spiked collar, with a bunch of little syringe-like pricks going into his neck. Wearing it for so long’s left a scar that’s kind of like a dotted line along his neck.

- Anyways, the plot happens when he’s summoned by Otho, and what seems like a routine call turns into a plan to trick his mom in giving him his freedom.

- Surprise! It’s a partially Otho-centric fic, because honestly, I feel like he’s a little underutilized. In this AU, he’s still a con man, but he’s invested a lot into his studies of the supernatural

- Spoilers, it works, and the two enter a partnership. Beej gets sanctity in the living world and a new afterlife to call his own, and Otho gets the world’s best special effects for his new traveling stage show. After he’s free, Beej usually covers the scars around his neck with a scarf or bandana

- Enter Lydia. At this point, her home situation is father, daughter, and Delia, and she’s having absolutely none of it. Delia’s still a life coach, but she’s more of a fan of Otho’s than a disciple. So, naturally, she feels that one of the best ways to cheer Lydia up is to take her to see one of his shows, and Charles is too exhausted and desperate to argue.

-Lydia hates the performance, but she immediately notices the uncredited stage crew behind the curtain. After sneaking backstage, she meets Beej, who’s being kept inside a steamer trunk surrounded by salt while Otho addresses the paparazzi. The two of them strike up a deal of their own: she calls him out in her house, and he scares the shit out of Charles and Delia

-Shenanigans involving Beej literally being in two places at once ensue, Otho finds out and is initially hurt that Beej went behind his back, but scaring with Lyds helped him realize that only existing as a stage trick wasn’t much of a step up from his previous cage. Long story short, Beej and Otho make a new agreement, and Lydia ends up with the world’s weirdest internship.

- From there, Beej and Otho are Lydia’s honorary gay uncles with no kids who spoil her during the holidays. (yeah there might be BJ x Otho stuff in here, because next to nobody writes that ship. Nothing sexual onscreen, though)

“Bold Departure”

- Not sugarcoating it, Juno just straight up mauls her son and leaves him for dead (metaphorically) on Saturn.

- Except, it’s the actual planet Saturn. He’s found by astronauts who take him back to Earth. He’s pretty much 2 weeks from fading from existence, so through the magicy-science of the future, his essence is converted into code and he’s given a shiny new robot body with a whole bunch of bells and whistles that work pretty much like his old tricks.

- He’s also given the new name Betelgeuse. The name also acts as a safety function, saying it three times locks him out of his more dangerous toys.

- Hundreds of years later, when a scouting expedition ship lands on a distant planet, Lydia finds the signal of a dusty robot in a striped suit using the last memento her mother gave her before her disappearance.

-I do have some plot for this, but it’s very spoiler-heavy, so I’ll share some of the planned roles for the characters.

- Charles is the main organizer and captain of the vessel (that I haven’t named yet). He works under Maxie Dean and mainly makes voyages to trade with nearby civilizations or scout out desolate planets.

- Lydia’s either a stowaway or here for work experience. She still has her passion for photography and morbid curiosity, and is super interested to see what the other reaches of space have to say about the abstract and weird. She never goes anywhere without her camera and a little tamagotchi-like device. The latter of which is the last gift from her mom. (She also puts Beej in it when she’s travelling around because the last thing she wants her dad to know about is her new nasty murder robo-BFFFF)

- Adam and Barbara are mechanics on the ship, they’re not really high-ranking, mostly relegated to maintenance and checking gauges and fuel. Together, they’re the best at fixing up mobile robot units, though, so they are the first people Lydia reveals her new killing machine to. After the initial shock of “oh god I didn’t even know something could hold that many sharp things” wears off, they find out that Beej is a pretty good conversationalist when he’s not making passes at them or cracking jokes darker than coal. He does his best to play wingman to the both of them, since it’s obvious they like each other and haven’t said anything yet. Who knows, maybe he could get in on that action?

if you guys liked any of the ones I posted here, I’ll be happy to drop lil breadcrumbs of headcanons or non-spoilery plot, maybe even chapters when I get to working on ‘em.

[ldrmas]

BeetleBabes HIL

Helplessly In Love 

Happy Valentine’s Day!  Inspired by @itsaship-literally​ valentine’s project she has going.  Love you all! 

BeetleBabes Valentine Gif Take 1  https://ldrmas.tumblr.com/post/642425263006908416/beetlebabes

[rtfics]

I love them.

My favorite. His sappy face!

[yugiohhetaliadork]

I mean it's true.

Disclaimer: I did not make this meme a friend of mine did and they gave me permission to post it because they do not want their name attached to it.

[marryinred]

;)

[deadly-vu-cosplay]

Some things never change ~ But others do!

First image: Beej: "Hey Lyds! Check this out" *19 yo Lydia* Second: Beej: "Got your favorite!" *A cookie appears in Beetlejuice's mouth and he shows with his tongue out. Lydia: Hm... I can't eat that, but thanks, Beej!" Third: "In another time..." Beej: "Hey Babes, got something for ya!" Fourth: Beej snaps his fingers Fifth: Beej: "I got yer favorite!" *A cookie appears* Lydia: "Aw, Beej!" Sixth: Lil kiss Seventh: Beej: "Some things never change... But I think I'll never get used to this one." *40/50 yo Lydia* Lydia: "Oh, c'mon, love, we've been together for 5 years by now."

Practicing a little of Beetlejuice, and of course it would be ship art xD

[itsaship-literally]

Added to Beetlebabes: Beetlejuice/Lydia on Spotify

[cxtxphile]

i offer: multiple hyenajuice drawings

you receive: me not shutting up about him for the next millennium

HI BEETLEBABES SHIPPERS PLEASE INTERACT WITH MEEEEE (if not that’s cool but block me now bc i’m serious about not shutting the fuck up)

i don’t draw people but i DO draw animals and baby he is my MUSE. hyenajuice is a conglomerate of all three in my mind but musicaljuice is more of a distant cousin, he leans heavy on toonjuice (by beloved) but he says fuck a lot and is pussywhipped for his hot goth dog gf.

lydia is based off a silken windhound and her choker is the spider brooch beej gave her for their first anniversary :)