Kaylee/Opal | 30 | She/Her | chilshi truther and meemaw meronia
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To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.
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yesterday I finished playing kingdom hearts 3 again (since 2019) and I can't believe I just noticed that when all the main norts (plus vanitas) were standing there doing a villain speech like
just. WHY ASDFGHJKL
HE LOOKS LIKE A LOST CHILD IN A PARK
WHY IS HE BUILT LIKE THAT ASDFGHJKLDFHSGKLJHDF
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oh they threw her to the lions did they. well im the lions. and nobody was thrown to me and even if she was i wouldnt want her anyway
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gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them
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why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes
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Alright kids say it with me
My thoughts don’t make me a bad person
My feelings don’t make me a bad person
My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it
Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions
The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions
There’s no such thing as a thought crime
thank u
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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying
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little thing, you know how it is. The lonely gets to him sometimes
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catboy this dogboy that QUAILBOY.





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My single page illustration for @dungeonzine. Leftover sales are open until August 30th here, so grab them while you can: https://dungeonzine.carrd.co/
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