#soapy thoughts :]

[soapyghost]

THE MATH BE MATHING??? GAZ IS CANONICALLY AT LEAST 34???????????????

Assuming he joined up the minute he turned 18 - he's at least 34???!?!?!?!

[majinbangus]

Not being used to the princess treatment or being taken care of. You're not one to rely on others, so when you get in a relationship with Soap, you don't realize how independent you are, relying on yourself to do things, not going to him for emotional needs. Sometimes, even taking care of physical ones on your own because you don't want to bother him or seem clingy.

He gets upset, naturally.

You don't let him open doors for you, nor do you let him pull out your chair at the dinner table. If you're sick, you insist on sleeping in the guest bedroom and taking care of yourself until the illness has passed. When you're on your period, he's excited to give you anything you need, but then you don't ask him for ice cream, or chocolate, you don't even ask for cuddles??

Not to forget the times when you didn't wake him up to help take care of you because you didn't want to 'disturb his sleep'. Fuck his sleep, he could've gotten that later, he would've loved to have a sleepy fuck with you. It almost feels like a betrayal that you snuck away to the guest room to get yourself off. If you'd asked, he would've happily taken care of you.

He needs to feel needed. Needs you to need him. Wants you to need him. Has he not shown you that he can provide? That he can take care of you?

But then think about finally giving in, and slowly letting him take care of you. He breaks down your walls, coaxes you into accepting his help, spoils you with affection. Peeling away that hard shell, and revealing that soft underbelly that didn't know how much it wanted and needed to be treated so sweetly.

It's a process, but Soap will get you used to the princess treatment. You don't have to be so strong all the time. He'll give you what you need if you give him the chance.

("I just don't want to be needy."

"Hen, I'd give anything for you to be needy. Let me take care of you.")

[soapylaundry]

I dont normally do cosplay (this was technically my first lol) but here's me in the chell outfit I made last summer!! I just got around to taking photos of it :'D I also made a little Wheatley since then!! He lights up and everything <3

[xsst4rrx]

Here you go my handsome/beautiful cuties

[sophiesbf]

this world doesn't deserve Sophie Thatcher.

she's too precious for it. :(

[cedar-scented-soap]

silly WL impulse design because i can :D

[natsredbra]

The bed was cold

a/n: Hey hey, this was a request that i unfortunately can’t find, and I really hope you like it, anon! I’m sorry if it’s a little short, I just wasn’t sure what else to do with it tbh

pairing: gn!reader x iris

warnings: none, just teeth rotting fluff

summary: Your girlfriend gets worried when she wakes up and you aren’t next to her!

The morning sun illuminated your bedroom through the blinds, making you stir in the comfort of your bed. Letting out a long, quite tired sigh, you raised your head to take a look at the digital clock resting on your nightstand.

8:26, it read, making you internally groan. It was a Sunday for crying out loud! You took notice of your girlfriend sleeping peacefully beside you. She looked absolutley adorable, like a messy puppy resting on her stomach, huffing out even breaths through her slightly parted lips.

You realized you looked like a lovesick idiot, smiling to yourself before letting out a soft chuckle, getting out of bed as quietly as possible, as well as grabbing a tracksuit to put on in the living room. Without having coffee or breakfast you walked out the front door, determined to let Iris get the rest she needs. As much as you wanted to lie to yourself you knew that you'd make entirely too much noise if you stayed back.

So finally, exiting the place you made your way over to the local bakery, attempting to have a lazy morning. It was such a nice day too, the sunshine beaming across the street you walked on. The only people outside along with you were those with dogs and young children. Made you think about having a cute pup with Iris. She'd definitely a small one, that she can carry and that could curl up in her lap.

You think about her a lot, when she's not there. You think about all the things you could buy or make her. All the places to take her. It was unfair, how she was brought up, you knew she still deserved everything nice that this world had to offer. And you would sure do your best to give it to her.

Finally making your way to the bakery, you got your usual caramel latte and a pastry, purchasing a croissant for your girl as well. Thought about getting her a hot chocolate too.

And of course you did get it, of course.

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Little did you know of the havoc Iris was raising back home while you had the time of your life. Once she woke up, by instinct she reached for your side of the bed to give you a gentle caress. Or sometimes, if you had a particularly good night, she'll brush a small peck against your temple. This time, she couldn't do that though. She was met with a cold and empty, full person sized hole in your shared bed.

As much as she didn't want it to, it did make her feel a bit uneasy. The girl got up, first heading to check the bathroom. Nothing. Then she decided to try her luck and search the kitchen. Fruitless again. Afterwards she stopped stumbling and finally called out your name, which made her lose all hope of you possibly being home. Iris stood a little dumbfounded, trying to keep her thoughts from running crazy. Realistically, you likely went down to the store to pick up milk and eggs for those cookies you planned to make today.

Still, she was antsy and decided to give you a ring. When you didn't answer, she was really starting to get worried. Dialing your number again, it led her to voicemail, making her face contort in concern. Where could you possibly be and why in the world weren't you picking up? Were you hurt? Did you have an anxiety attack of some sort? She searched every possible reason in her little robot brain, all while calling you multiple times.

That is, until she heard the front door crack open.

"Riri? You awake?" You called out, pushing it open with your hip since your hands were full. You could hear rushed footsteps approaching you.

"Where the hell were you?! I was worried out of my mind!" Iris chided, attempting to appear intimidating. Maybe it wasn't going too well for her, but you weren't gonna complain when she looked just so cute with her furrowed eyebrows and arms crossed over her chest. Her pajamas and messy hair didn't help either.

"Baby I just didn't wanna wake you! I did get you breakfast though." You convinced her, walking over to your dining room table to set down all the stuff you brought back.

The bags contained of the croissant and hot chocolate, as well as the baking ingredients for the said cookies. You also got her some baby carrots, she loved those. Fucking Christ you were down bad.

"Okay well you could've left a message! I called you like a thousand times." She scolded, sulking like a little child

"Oh shit, you did? Sorry babe, my phone died." You said in a remorseful tone, reaching over to cup her cheek.

You knew that her programming made her fuss over these kind of things more then a person would, so you preferred a gentle approach.

"It's fine, I guess. Just don't do it again." Iris warned, taking a bite of her food. It warmed your heart a little, how much she cared. "You know, I had a weird dream." She added

"Yeah? Well I am here now, so tell me all about it."

[scatorcciosrhee]

cannot stop thinking about her little bun like SHUT UPPPP she is five seconds old pls be nice.

i am obsessed. she is perfect.

(rest of the ep 6 screencaps will be up tomorrow!)

[soapyghost]

New Warren Kole photos. We eating good tonight girls.

He just looks so yummy are you kidding me?!?! 😭😭

THE BOW TIE??!?

[majinbangus]

》 18+ :P

Soap would leave you with those orgasm aftershocks and take full advantage of it.

He's lying in bed, watching you wobble back from the bathroom when a shudder runs through you, and then you're panting and whining, hips rolling through the empty air as you try to work through the aftershocks, nearly collapsing as you struggle to hold yourself up.

He chuckles at your teary eyes and how your thighs shake, taking pity upon you and getting up to guide you back into bed. And once Soap lays you down on your side, he'll take his spot behind you, having no trouble pinning your bucking hips against his, and slip a hand between your legs to 'help you' with those aftershocks knowing full well he's gonna push you into overstimulation again.

It'll be worth it, he promises as he lightly strokes your spasming cunt. You feel good, don't you?

He takes your sob as a yes.

[cedar-scented-soap]

Concept drawing for a space/aliens rancher duo AU I've been working on!!!! :D I'm not super settled on Jimmy's design yet, but he's meant to be a moobloom adjacent space species!

(yes they're not in space even though it's a space AU, they're planetside at jim's ranch cuz I needed an excuse to work on drawing backgrounds)

[soapylaundry]

I DID IT!!!! IVE WATCHED EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF PERRY MASON!! ALL 271 EPISODES AND THEY WERE ALL FABULOUS I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS

[scatorcciosrhee]

NATALIE SCATORCCIO IN 3x06 “THANKSGIVING (CANADA)”

(part three)

[soapyghost]

Collective agreement that MW3 is not cannon. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[majinbangus]

Falling asleep on your front and waking up to Soap using your butt as a pillow, taking his own nap so now you can't get up to pee because he's wrapping your hips up in a death grip.

If you try to escape, he'll grumble sleepily and give a little warning swat to your vulnerable asscheek. Don't disturb him too much because then he'll get cranky, and a cranky Soap doesn't take kindly to his rest being disrupted when it doesn't need to be.

[sophiesbf]

Eli and Patrick are couple goals , I want to dress up as a vampire and have a bf/gf dressed as a dinosaur on this Halloween :3